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2020-05-27 12:54:53 PM  
81 votes:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


I'm willing to bet Trump couldn't accurately explain what Watergate was.
 
2020-05-27 1:48:15 PM  
47 votes:
Best response on this shiatshow that I've seen yet:
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2020-05-27 1:44:57 PM  
45 votes:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


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2020-05-27 12:49:39 PM  
45 votes:
What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?
 
2020-05-27 1:29:14 PM  
36 votes:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


I'm still trying to figure out Benghazi.
 
2020-05-27 1:21:30 PM  
30 votes:
Has anyone thought to remind Donnie, that IF there was an "ObamaGate", that would mean that Obama declined to press charges upon Donnie's campaign? That in fact, the malfeasance in his own campaign was passed over, and that in order to right that mistake, his entire campaign staff, both current and those he fired would have to be properly charged, and that would lead to plea deals that would include testimony that was incriminating to himself, his family, and the closest of his advisors and supporters?
 
2020-05-27 1:40:16 PM  
23 votes:
And the return fire...

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2020-05-27 2:05:17 PM  
18 votes:
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2020-05-27 1:42:15 PM  
18 votes:

On-Farkin-On: And the return fire...

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Randy Rainbow has been the best salve for this STD of a presidency.
 
2020-05-27 1:48:20 PM  
17 votes:
Remember when a guy spelling potato wrong was the thing to be outraged about?

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2020-05-27 1:47:50 PM  
16 votes:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


Obamagate is the crimes that Obama committed.
What crimes? you may ask.
Why the crime of Obamagate, of course!

GO TO 10
 
2020-05-27 1:22:53 PM  
16 votes:

Original: Original Tweet:


In this case, his very accusation is an admission of guilt...
 
2020-05-27 1:45:00 PM  
14 votes:
You colluded with Russians and your cronies went to prison traitor. Rule number 1, cheatin' don always lies.
 
2020-05-27 1:50:29 PM  
12 votes:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


Crimes Trump committed.
 
2020-05-27 1:45:51 PM  
12 votes:
Let's shut down Twitter.
 
2020-05-27 1:43:51 PM  
12 votes:
Donald Trump is a Piece of Shiate
 
2020-05-27 1:52:18 PM  
11 votes:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


From what I understand, it's the shocking fact that the FBI kept tabs on the Russian ambassador and who he interacted with. And they weren't too keen on a former American general trying to lie to them about his interactions with the aforementioned ambassador.
 
2020-05-27 1:48:41 PM  
11 votes:
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We are all still waiting for evidence that Obama bugged your tower, President Plague.
 
2020-05-27 1:40:39 PM  
11 votes:
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That just reminds me, why do they never play this 30 for 30 any more?
 
2020-05-27 1:53:18 PM  
10 votes:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


Rhymes with "Tigger".
 
2020-05-27 2:09:40 PM  
8 votes:

Number 216: Is Obamagate maybe that Barron sees how shiatty of a president his dad is?

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2020-05-27 1:58:05 PM  
8 votes:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


No. Reporters have asked him directly. He simply answered 'you know. you know what he did'.
 
2020-05-27 1:46:59 PM  
8 votes:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


Does anybody really care?
 
2020-05-27 1:55:16 PM  
7 votes:
Obamagate is the illegal spying on Trump as a presidential candidate.

It didn't happen but that's what it is.
 
2020-05-27 1:46:41 PM  
7 votes:
Sigh.
He's gone Full President Potato again, hasn't he?
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2020-05-27 1:45:55 PM  
7 votes:
It would be a real shame if he got so stressed that he had a stroke. Damn shame.
 
2020-05-27 1:59:19 PM  
6 votes:

BeansNfranks: Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?

No. Reporters have asked him directly. He simply answered 'you know. you know what he did'.


It's Klan propaganda. Obama is in violation of the law of nature. Guess which one.
 
2020-05-27 1:50:26 PM  
6 votes:
Does Trump even sleep any more?  He's been on a 24 hour tweet storm. I think between the insomnia, adderall, hydrochoroquine, insulin, and bleach he might be starting to become a little unhinged.
 
2020-05-27 1:45:16 PM  
6 votes:
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2020-05-27 1:44:00 PM  
6 votes:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


Obamagate is that guy doing 1 mph below the speed limit in the left lane. Obamagate is a pube on the back of your tongue when you're trying to please your partner in bed. Obamagate is that feeling you get when you need to take a dump, but nothing comes out. Obamagate is when you go out in public, and you know everyone who sees you is laughing at you, because you're an imposter and everyone knows it, and they all hate you, and PLEASE DADDY! WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME!!!
 
2020-05-27 1:43:56 PM  
6 votes:
He can't even count to potato because he's a daft nit.
 
2020-05-27 3:08:33 PM  
5 votes:
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2020-05-27 2:16:52 PM  
5 votes:
ObamaGate is what happens when you don't have an adequate response to 101,000 of your constituents dying
 
2020-05-27 1:57:17 PM  
5 votes:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


It's the Obama administration supposedly spying on the Trump campaign and on members of the incoming Trump administration.

But he doesn't say that because it would be easy to refute.
 
2020-05-27 1:56:31 PM  
5 votes:
Is Obamagate maybe that Barron sees how shiatty of a president his dad is?

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2020-05-27 1:50:58 PM  
5 votes:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


Presidenting while being a niBONG.

/ I miss Obama...
// Hell, at this point I'd take W over the dumpster fire we currently have...
/// I wish we had Harris or Warren on the D ticket but I'll darken the circle next to the name name of whoever gets the Dem nom come November
 
2020-05-27 1:46:12 PM  
5 votes:
He's having his biggest baby meltdown.
 
2020-05-27 1:04:43 PM  
5 votes:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


Well, it's not quite Alabama and it's not quite Bill Gates, but oh man!

/In summary: I have no idea.
 
2020-05-27 2:16:31 PM  
4 votes:

stuhayes2010: Trump has tweeted 13 times today.   That is farking ridiculous by any standard.


That's actually low number for him.
 
2020-05-27 2:15:11 PM  
4 votes:
Trump has tweeted 13 times today.   That is farking ridiculous by any standard.
 
2020-05-27 1:55:19 PM  
4 votes:

Ed Grubermann: Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?

Rhymes with "Tigger".


Bigger?  Ahhh, it all makes sense now.
 
2020-05-27 1:54:23 PM  
4 votes:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


Presidenting while black and hurting little donnie's fee fees
 
2020-05-27 1:49:45 PM  
4 votes:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


Let me guess. You only watch mainstream media? No wonder you don't know what obamagate is Obama committed crimes. Everyone knows this. Many, many people are talking about it. Some people are saying it's the biggest crime ever committed.
 
2020-05-27 1:48:31 PM  
4 votes:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


Presidentin' while black and Democrat.
 
2020-05-27 1:47:52 PM  
4 votes:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


Desi Lydic Foxsplains Obamagate | The Daily Show
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/also, the Rand Corporation and the reverse vampires
//we're through the looking glass here, people.
 
2020-05-27 1:45:12 PM  
4 votes:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


It's a concept. Much too difficult for simple liberals to wrap their small brains around.
 
2020-05-27 6:24:15 PM  
3 votes:
Obama's greatest sin was making fun of a failed real estate developer a decade ago.
 
2020-05-27 3:03:50 PM  
3 votes:

Artist: Mikey1969: He's well on his way to defeating the Deep State, and taking down Obama (3rd in command after George Soros and Hillary Clinton), but it would be the most important victory in the whole war.
So I hope that clears up ObamaGate for you...

Wow!!!! Mikey, as the resident sage of information about everything, can you also explain how this ties in to Obama Gate????

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So many questions.....do they put potatoes on their pizza? When is pizza fake? Is it news???


The joint down the road that does papusas on the weekends IS a pizza joint, and while they don't have amazing pizza, they do have avocados in abundance, they do Mexican and Ecuadoran food on the side, and they have a potato and bacon pizza that IS frickin' stellar. No sauce, just potatoes, salt and pepper, cheese, and more than enough bacon, and scallions over the top. The only way to improve upon it, I keep at the house, and that is just a touch of fresh chopped arugula to give it a slight mustardy and fresh flavor to the whole thing.

It's like the Chinese joint in town: they aren't amazing, but their basic sesame noodles, with some chopped cukes, a schtickle of Sriracha, and fresh scallion added right before eating makes it worth getting.
 
2020-05-27 2:32:00 PM  
3 votes:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


Obamagate is all of the crime Obama committed. Which crime is that, you ask? The crime of Obamagate.
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2020-05-27 2:20:57 PM  
3 votes:

DocUi: stuhayes2010: Trump has tweeted 13 times today.   That is farking ridiculous by any standard.

That's actually low number for him.


I think his record is in the 140s
 
2020-05-27 2:16:54 PM  
3 votes:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


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2020-05-27 2:15:58 PM  
3 votes:
Gee I wonder why Trump would try to minimize Watergate?  Hmm.
 
2020-05-27 1:54:09 PM  
3 votes:

Richard Hertz: TommyDeuce: Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?

It's something very big and very bad.  Think of the worst thing you would associate with Obama. It's that times 2.

Oh my god. Obama wore a white suit?


Worse.

Tan.

And don't get me started on the mustard or lack of flag pins.
 
2020-05-27 1:53:06 PM  
3 votes:
Article Two, you fat fark.
 
2020-05-27 1:42:45 PM  
3 votes:
PICKLES TWITTER IS DOING THE THING AGAIN HOW DO I SMALL LETTERS! PICKLES!
 
2020-05-27 1:40:23 PM  
3 votes:
ARTICLE II, motherfarker!
 
2020-05-27 3:38:37 PM  
2 votes:

Artist: Mikey1969: He's well on his way to defeating the Deep State, and taking down Obama (3rd in command after George Soros and Hillary Clinton), but it would be the most important victory in the whole war.
So I hope that clears up ObamaGate for you...

Wow!!!! Mikey, as the resident sage of information about everything, can you also explain how this ties in to Obama Gate????

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So many questions.....do they put potatoes on their pizza? When is pizza fake? Is it news???


Oh, already covered:
Some other notable stops on this voyage: Comet Ping Pong, the Abortionplex, and the Deep State headquarters.

Study it out, people!!!

(Seriously though, who would involve their farking kids in this Derp State bullshiat?)
 
2020-05-27 3:37:39 PM  
2 votes:

Name Withheld: On-Farkin-On: And the return fire...

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Randy Rainbow has been the best salve for this STD of a presidency.


The fact that Randy Rainbow is his real name makes me happy every time I think of it
 
2020-05-27 2:56:51 PM  
2 votes:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?



The rednecks are angry because Obama's white half had sex with a non-white and now he's a half race traitor.
 
2020-05-27 2:55:08 PM  
2 votes:
Donald J Trump can't explain why Watergate was bad.
 
2020-05-27 2:47:56 PM  
2 votes:

Mikey1969: He's well on his way to defeating the Deep State, and taking down Obama (3rd in command after George Soros and Hillary Clinton), but it would be the most important victory in the whole war.
So I hope that clears up ObamaGate for you...


Wow!!!! Mikey, as the resident sage of information about everything, can you also explain how this ties in to Obama Gate????

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So many questions.....do they put potatoes on their pizza? When is pizza fake? Is it news???
 
2020-05-27 2:29:03 PM  
2 votes:
Anyone else completely bored with and tired of this moron? Do his supporters even give two craps what he's spouting anymore?
 
2020-05-27 2:15:43 PM  
2 votes:

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Sure we've had first potatoe, but what about second potatoe?
 
2020-05-27 2:09:44 PM  
2 votes:
Ha! Fact check THIS, Twitter! Neener-neener.
 
2020-05-27 2:00:14 PM  
2 votes:
Since he won't define "Obamagate," why don't we? After all, "transition to greatness" is now a slogan for a casket company. Surely there's a creative farker less lazy than I who could concoct a whimsical conspiracy story for a wikipage.
 
2020-05-27 1:40:54 PM  
2 votes:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


It's something very big and very bad.  Think of the worst thing you would associate with Obama. It's that times 2.
 
2020-05-27 1:05:00 PM  
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2020-05-27 4:24:44 PM  
1 vote:

Giant Clown Shoe: Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?

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Crimes committed by Obama according to me:

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Crimes committed by Obama according to Misanthropicsob:(deporting people)

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.​c​om/cnn/2019/07/13/politics/obama-trump​-deportations-illegal-immigration/inde​x.html
 
2020-05-27 4:13:33 PM  
1 vote:

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2020-05-27 3:38:32 PM  
1 vote:

hubiestubert: a schtickle of Sriracha, and fresh scallion added right before eating makes it worth getting.


Now, that juuuuus' reads un 'Murican. It does. Really. Whut is schitckle? Sriracha? Aint got none o' that over at Jim-Bobs House of Food 'n bait for Sale. Nope.

Otherwise, got some left over Amish cucumber salad, added a minced carrot last night to marinate a bit, before it's added to freshly made Israeli Cous-cous for dinner, with grilled lamb patties.
The asian food here in Pennsyltennarkatucky.....is always so much better with a Schtickle of Srircha-everyone knows that!!!
 
2020-05-27 3:21:06 PM  
1 vote:

VictoryCabal: Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?

Obamagate is all of the crime Obama committed. Which crime is that, you ask? The crime of Obamagate.
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Trump would prove to him that some people are indeed 100% a dick.
 
2020-05-27 2:33:51 PM  
1 vote:

TommyDeuce: Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?

It's something very big and very bad.  Think of the worst thing you would associate with Obama. It's that times 2.


He wore TWO tan suits at the same time?!?!?!  Oh, the huge manatee!!!
 
2020-05-27 2:32:57 PM  
1 vote:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


OK, but pay attention, because this is complicated, and I'm only going to explain this once.
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You can't see it from this picture (The Deep State made sure of that!), but in the back there is a small fenced area with a gate. When you enter the gate, there is an underground tunnel, built by Bill Gates. This tunnel has a high speed transport system (Elon Musk stole it for his hyperloop thingie). This goes everywhere that's anywhere. It's how Hillary Clinton was able to sneak up on Seth Rich when he thought she was a thousand miles away. It was also used by Hillary to get her troops in place for Benghazi. Of course, they had to be silenced after the mission so they wouldn't expose the real scandal. Luckily, the tunnels also lead to the place that makes this:
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Some other notable stops on this voyage: Comet Ping Pong, the Abortionplex, and the Deep State headquarters.

But there's a major flaw in this whole setup: The Obama access point. That gate is the weak link in the whole thing, and if a patriot like Donald Trump can only do one thing in his life that mean anything, exposing the existence of the gate is the best thing he could possibly do.

Many people have laughed when The Greatest Patriot Ever does this:
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The problem is, they don't actually know what's going on. Sure, it's easy to write the man off as clueless , and point and laugh, but the real truth is that the flag was used as a dead drop for The Donald, so that he could get all of the information on this, without the Deep State intercepting it. He has already charged into a pitched battle against the Deep State soldiers, slaughtering 37 of them before they turned tail and ran. Sure, he had about 50 Army Rangers with him, along with the Secret Service, but they were so scared by the Deep State, that they fled before a shot was fired, leaving Our Hero to mop up the mess. He's well on his way to defeating the Deep State, and taking down Obama (3rd in command after George Soros and Hillary Clinton), but it would be the most important victory in the whole war.


So I hope that clears up ObamaGate for you...
 
2020-05-27 2:31:25 PM  
1 vote:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


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2020-05-27 2:21:26 PM  
1 vote:

Original: Original Tweet:

realDonaldTrump: OBAMAGATE MAKES WATERGATE LOOK LIKE SMALL POTATOES!


Nobody cares
 
2020-05-27 2:17:43 PM  
1 vote:

stuhayes2010: Trump has tweeted 13 times today.   That is farking ridiculous by any standard.


Only 13?  Heck, he must have slept in
 
2020-05-27 2:14:44 PM  
1 vote:

usahole: Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?

Does anybody really care?


Does anybody really know what time it is?
 
2020-05-27 2:14:08 PM  
1 vote:

eKonk: Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?

Obamagate is that guy doing 1 mph below the speed limit in the left lane. Obamagate is a pube on the back of your tongue when you're trying to please your partner in bed. Obamagate is that feeling you get when you need to take a dump, but nothing comes out. Obamagate is when you go out in public, and you know everyone who sees you is laughing at you, because you're an imposter and everyone knows it, and they all hate you, and PLEASE DADDY! WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME!!!


ObamaGate is the condom that breaks when you are deep on lovers lane and far away from a convenience store.
 
2020-05-27 2:07:47 PM  
1 vote:

Sid Vicious' Corpse: Does Trump even sleep any more?  He's been on a 24 hour tweet storm. I think between the insomnia, adderall, hydrochoroquine, insulin, and bleach he might be starting to become a little unhinged.


Nah, according to Trumptwitterarchive, he last posted yesterday at 11 pm, and started again today at 6 am. So he got 6 hours of not tweeting time in. I would presume that 20 minutes of that was sleep...
 
2020-05-27 1:57:29 PM  
1 vote:

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


Summary here:

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/12600​5​0135175753730?s=20

/no idea how to embed tweets
 
2020-05-27 1:57:05 PM  
1 vote:

Hey Nurse!: Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?

Let me guess. You only watch mainstream media? No wonder you don't know what obamagate is Obama committed crimes. Everyone knows this. Many, many people are talking about it. Some people are saying it's the biggest biggliest crime ever committed.



So close!
 
2020-05-27 1:55:24 PM  
1 vote:

TommyDeuce: Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?

It's something very big and very bad.  Think of the worst thing you would associate with Obama.


It's like 4 times 10 of that and that's terrible.
 
2020-05-27 1:54:29 PM  
1 vote:
I might have pity for him, if this were a universe in which he wasn't responsible for 60,000+ unnecessary deaths because he wanted to weaponize the chaos of a global pandemic.
 
2020-05-27 1:50:04 PM  
1 vote:
At this point I miss QAnon
 
2020-05-27 1:47:27 PM  
1 vote:
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