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2020-05-27 1:55:16 PM  
Obamagate is the illegal spying on Trump as a presidential candidate.

It didn't happen but that's what it is.
 
2020-05-27 1:55:19 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?

Rhymes with "Tigger".


Bigger?  Ahhh, it all makes sense now.
 
2020-05-27 1:55:24 PM  

TommyDeuce: Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?

It's something very big and very bad.  Think of the worst thing you would associate with Obama.


It's like 4 times 10 of that and that's terrible.
 
2020-05-27 1:56:09 PM  
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2020-05-27 1:56:31 PM  
Is Obamagate maybe that Barron sees how shiatty of a president his dad is?

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2020-05-27 1:57:05 PM  

Hey Nurse!: Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?

Let me guess. You only watch mainstream media? No wonder you don't know what obamagate is Obama committed crimes. Everyone knows this. Many, many people are talking about it. Some people are saying it's the biggest biggliest crime ever committed.



So close!
 
2020-05-27 1:57:06 PM  
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2020-05-27 1:57:17 PM  

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


It's the Obama administration supposedly spying on the Trump campaign and on members of the incoming Trump administration.

But he doesn't say that because it would be easy to refute.
 
2020-05-27 1:57:29 PM  

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


Summary here:

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/12600​5​0135175753730?s=20

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2020-05-27 1:58:05 PM  

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


No. Reporters have asked him directly. He simply answered 'you know. you know what he did'.
 
2020-05-27 1:58:24 PM  
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2020-05-27 1:58:27 PM  
Well, what else do you expect from MR M?


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2020-05-27 1:59:19 PM  

BeansNfranks: Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?

No. Reporters have asked him directly. He simply answered 'you know. you know what he did'.


It's Klan propaganda. Obama is in violation of the law of nature. Guess which one.
 
2020-05-27 1:59:51 PM  

stevenboof: Ed Grubermann: Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?

Rhymes with "Tigger".

Bigger?  Ahhh, it all makes sense now.


Rigger. They are all riggers.
 
2020-05-27 2:00:14 PM  
Since he won't define "Obamagate," why don't we? After all, "transition to greatness" is now a slogan for a casket company. Surely there's a creative farker less lazy than I who could concoct a whimsical conspiracy story for a wikipage.
 
2020-05-27 2:00:19 PM  

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He was so close to being coherently unhinged.
 
2020-05-27 2:05:17 PM  
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2020-05-27 2:05:57 PM  
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2020-05-27 2:07:47 PM  

Sid Vicious' Corpse: Does Trump even sleep any more?  He's been on a 24 hour tweet storm. I think between the insomnia, adderall, hydrochoroquine, insulin, and bleach he might be starting to become a little unhinged.


Nah, according to Trumptwitterarchive, he last posted yesterday at 11 pm, and started again today at 6 am. So he got 6 hours of not tweeting time in. I would presume that 20 minutes of that was sleep...
 
2020-05-27 2:09:40 PM  

Number 216: Is Obamagate maybe that Barron sees how shiatty of a president his dad is?

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2020-05-27 2:09:44 PM  
Ha! Fact check THIS, Twitter! Neener-neener.
 
2020-05-27 2:11:40 PM  
Dijon mustard.
 
2020-05-27 2:14:08 PM  

eKonk: Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?

Obamagate is that guy doing 1 mph below the speed limit in the left lane. Obamagate is a pube on the back of your tongue when you're trying to please your partner in bed. Obamagate is that feeling you get when you need to take a dump, but nothing comes out. Obamagate is when you go out in public, and you know everyone who sees you is laughing at you, because you're an imposter and everyone knows it, and they all hate you, and PLEASE DADDY! WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME!!!


ObamaGate is the condom that breaks when you are deep on lovers lane and far away from a convenience store.
 
2020-05-27 2:14:12 PM  
Maybe Obamagate was the friends we made along the way?

Maybe Obamagate was inside of us the whole time, we just had to believe in ourselves!
 
2020-05-27 2:14:44 PM  

usahole: Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?

Does anybody really care?


Does anybody really know what time it is?
 
2020-05-27 2:15:11 PM  
Trump has tweeted 13 times today.   That is farking ridiculous by any standard.
 
2020-05-27 2:15:43 PM  

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Sure we've had first potatoe, but what about second potatoe?
 
2020-05-27 2:15:58 PM  
Gee I wonder why Trump would try to minimize Watergate?  Hmm.
 
2020-05-27 2:16:31 PM  

stuhayes2010: Trump has tweeted 13 times today.   That is farking ridiculous by any standard.


That's actually low number for him.
 
2020-05-27 2:16:52 PM  
ObamaGate is what happens when you don't have an adequate response to 101,000 of your constituents dying
 
2020-05-27 2:16:54 PM  

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


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2020-05-27 2:17:43 PM  

stuhayes2010: Trump has tweeted 13 times today.   That is farking ridiculous by any standard.


Only 13?  Heck, he must have slept in
 
2020-05-27 2:20:57 PM  

DocUi: stuhayes2010: Trump has tweeted 13 times today.   That is farking ridiculous by any standard.

That's actually low number for him.


I think his record is in the 140s
 
2020-05-27 2:21:26 PM  

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realDonaldTrump: OBAMAGATE MAKES WATERGATE LOOK LIKE SMALL POTATOES!


Nobody cares
 
2020-05-27 2:29:03 PM  
Anyone else completely bored with and tired of this moron? Do his supporters even give two craps what he's spouting anymore?
 
2020-05-27 2:31:25 PM  

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


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2020-05-27 2:31:37 PM  

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I want to eat those all up.
 
2020-05-27 2:32:00 PM  

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


Obamagate is all of the crime Obama committed. Which crime is that, you ask? The crime of Obamagate.
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2020-05-27 2:32:57 PM  

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?


OK, but pay attention, because this is complicated, and I'm only going to explain this once.
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You can't see it from this picture (The Deep State made sure of that!), but in the back there is a small fenced area with a gate. When you enter the gate, there is an underground tunnel, built by Bill Gates. This tunnel has a high speed transport system (Elon Musk stole it for his hyperloop thingie). This goes everywhere that's anywhere. It's how Hillary Clinton was able to sneak up on Seth Rich when he thought she was a thousand miles away. It was also used by Hillary to get her troops in place for Benghazi. Of course, they had to be silenced after the mission so they wouldn't expose the real scandal. Luckily, the tunnels also lead to the place that makes this:
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Some other notable stops on this voyage: Comet Ping Pong, the Abortionplex, and the Deep State headquarters.

But there's a major flaw in this whole setup: The Obama access point. That gate is the weak link in the whole thing, and if a patriot like Donald Trump can only do one thing in his life that mean anything, exposing the existence of the gate is the best thing he could possibly do.

Many people have laughed when The Greatest Patriot Ever does this:
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The problem is, they don't actually know what's going on. Sure, it's easy to write the man off as clueless , and point and laugh, but the real truth is that the flag was used as a dead drop for The Donald, so that he could get all of the information on this, without the Deep State intercepting it. He has already charged into a pitched battle against the Deep State soldiers, slaughtering 37 of them before they turned tail and ran. Sure, he had about 50 Army Rangers with him, along with the Secret Service, but they were so scared by the Deep State, that they fled before a shot was fired, leaving Our Hero to mop up the mess. He's well on his way to defeating the Deep State, and taking down Obama (3rd in command after George Soros and Hillary Clinton), but it would be the most important victory in the whole war.


So I hope that clears up ObamaGate for you...
 
2020-05-27 2:32:59 PM  

DrD'isInfotainment: Number 216: Is Obamagate maybe that Barron sees how shiatty of a president his dad is?

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Thats fantastic! And so true!
 
2020-05-27 2:33:51 PM  

TommyDeuce: Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?

It's something very big and very bad.  Think of the worst thing you would associate with Obama. It's that times 2.


He wore TWO tan suits at the same time?!?!?!  Oh, the huge manatee!!!
 
2020-05-27 2:40:47 PM  
Obamagate's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

What are electrolytes?

It's the stuff they use to make Obamagate.

Yes, but how do you know Obamagate's got what plants crave?

Because Obamagate's got electrolytes.

* headdesk
 
2020-05-27 2:46:08 PM  

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realDonaldTrump: OBAMAGATE MAKES WATERGATE LOOK LIKE SMALL POTATOES!


It's like fetch, stop trying to make it farkING HAPPEN you Orange Dipshiat.
 
2020-05-27 2:47:56 PM  

Mikey1969: He's well on his way to defeating the Deep State, and taking down Obama (3rd in command after George Soros and Hillary Clinton), but it would be the most important victory in the whole war.
So I hope that clears up ObamaGate for you...


Wow!!!! Mikey, as the resident sage of information about everything, can you also explain how this ties in to Obama Gate????

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So many questions.....do they put potatoes on their pizza? When is pizza fake? Is it news???
 
2020-05-27 2:53:46 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?

Rhymes with "Tigger".


He said it was bigger in the tweet.
 
2020-05-27 2:55:08 PM  
Donald J Trump can't explain why Watergate was bad.
 
2020-05-27 2:56:04 PM  

covfefe: BeansNfranks: Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?

No. Reporters have asked him directly. He simply answered 'you know. you know what he did'.

It's Klan propaganda. Obama is in violation of the law of nature. Guess which one.


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2020-05-27 2:56:51 PM  

Jake Havechek: What is "obamagate"?  Does anybody even know?



The rednecks are angry because Obama's white half had sex with a non-white and now he's a half race traitor.
 
2020-05-27 3:03:50 PM  

Artist: Mikey1969: He's well on his way to defeating the Deep State, and taking down Obama (3rd in command after George Soros and Hillary Clinton), but it would be the most important victory in the whole war.
So I hope that clears up ObamaGate for you...

Wow!!!! Mikey, as the resident sage of information about everything, can you also explain how this ties in to Obama Gate????

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So many questions.....do they put potatoes on their pizza? When is pizza fake? Is it news???


The joint down the road that does papusas on the weekends IS a pizza joint, and while they don't have amazing pizza, they do have avocados in abundance, they do Mexican and Ecuadoran food on the side, and they have a potato and bacon pizza that IS frickin' stellar. No sauce, just potatoes, salt and pepper, cheese, and more than enough bacon, and scallions over the top. The only way to improve upon it, I keep at the house, and that is just a touch of fresh chopped arugula to give it a slight mustardy and fresh flavor to the whole thing.

It's like the Chinese joint in town: they aren't amazing, but their basic sesame noodles, with some chopped cukes, a schtickle of Sriracha, and fresh scallion added right before eating makes it worth getting.
 
2020-05-27 3:08:33 PM  
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