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(Courier Herald)   Washington State city of Enumclaw demands to be allowed to reopen, citing low infection counts, failing businesses, and all those horses going unmolested   (courierherald.com) divider line
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2020-05-27 10:27:53 AM  
Well done, Subby
 
2020-05-27 11:17:20 AM  
Man, if only they taxed people sufficiently to whether bad times. An ancient tribe--I think they called themselves "farmers--" are thought to have practiced something similar.
 
2020-05-27 12:44:34 PM  
Enumclaw? Some kind of medieval census weaponry?
 
2020-05-27 12:45:22 PM  
typedef enum _claw {
man,
woman,
horse
} Sexy;
 
2020-05-27 12:45:42 PM  
Been to the 'claw, huh, Subby?

/Yay?
//or neigh?
 
2020-05-27 12:45:46 PM  
citing low infection counts

Sorry, little Washington city: Ever since C++ 11 you're supposed to use the Enumclaw class, not the Enumclaw data type.
 
2020-05-27 12:46:21 PM  
Hell, when I worked for the 2010 Census all they have us was a dog biscuit for aggressive pups
 
2020-05-27 12:46:44 PM  
Horse-Perforated Bowels is my Gwar cover band name.
 
2020-05-27 12:47:49 PM  

TUFAschistEH: Hell, when I worked for the 2010 Census all they have us was a dog biscuit for aggressive pups


What did you give the dog?
 
2020-05-27 12:50:37 PM  

TUFAschistEH: Enumclaw? Some kind of medieval census weaponry?


Derived from a Salish term for "place of evil spirits"?
 
2020-05-27 12:52:46 PM  

LessO2: TUFAschistEH: Hell, when I worked for the 2010 Census all they have us was a dog biscuit for aggressive pups

What did you give the dog?


Fat fingers... they gave us a single biscuit and said "if you encounter an aggressive dog use this" lol. Great fun getting chased by dogs
 
2020-05-27 12:53:51 PM  
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/not happy I understood it
//but here I am
 
2020-05-27 1:05:52 PM  
In Enumclaw, horse molests *YOU*!
 
2020-05-27 1:08:24 PM  
Molesting horses

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2020-05-27 1:13:26 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: citing low infection counts

Sorry, little Washington city: Ever since C++ 11 you're supposed to use the Enumclaw class, not the Enumclaw data type.


You're still allowed to shoot yourself in the foot and create memory leaks, though.
 
2020-05-27 1:24:20 PM  

dittybopper: Martian_Astronomer: citing low infection counts

Sorry, little Washington city: Ever since C++ 11 you're supposed to use the Enumclaw class, not the Enumclaw data type.

You're still allowed to shoot yourself in the foot and create memory leaks, though.


You can, but ever since I started using boost::string and std::vector containers the number of memory allocation errors I've had to deal with has dropped by like 90%. C++ is a lot different from when I started learning it in the '90s.
 
2020-05-27 1:26:21 PM  
Any town whose name I recognize only because a former NASCAR driver is from there cannot be in the news for a good reason.
 
2020-05-27 1:28:07 PM  

whitefalcon79: Any town whose name I recognize only because a former NASCAR driver is from there cannot be in the news for a good reason.


Oh, you're missing out. It's known for a far more...interesting former inhabitant.
 
2020-05-27 1:30:36 PM  
 
2020-05-27 1:35:35 PM  

hobnail: whitefalcon79: Any town whose name I recognize only because a former NASCAR driver is from there cannot be in the news for a good reason.

Oh, you're missing out. It's known for a far more...interesting former inhabitant.


...as I've since discovered. Not sure if I missed that the time or deliberately blocked it from my mind.

/probably the latter
//here's to another 15 years of drinking away the memory
 
2020-05-27 1:39:01 PM  
Poor Enumclaw. They have so many other great things they could be known for, but you have just one incident of death from equine anal penetration and...

Just kidding, that's really the only good thing that came out of Enumclaw.
 
2020-05-27 1:40:32 PM  
I, unfortunately, understood that reference. The local morning radio guys love to bring that story up.
 
2020-05-27 1:55:14 PM  
Some of those 3d game-porn videos (like Skyrim)
are awfully close to beastiality (like when the 'monster' looks like a dog)
 
2020-05-27 2:09:24 PM  

koder: Man, if only they taxed people sufficiently to whether bad times. An ancient tribe--I think they called themselves "farmers--" are thought to have practiced something similar.


If only they still taught spelling in schools.
 
2020-05-27 2:10:53 PM  

hobnail: whitefalcon79: Any town whose name I recognize only because a former NASCAR driver is from there cannot be in the news for a good reason.

Oh, you're missing out. It's known for a far more...interesting former inhabitant.


Was Mr. Hands from there?  I thought he was from elsewhere, and that's just where he got punctured.
 
2020-05-27 2:20:35 PM  
Good job Enumclawatucky.
 
2020-05-27 2:46:31 PM  
"but you fark one horse"
 
2020-05-27 3:10:31 PM  
Enumclaw was a pretty nice little town until the Californicators, Microsofties and other bad elements arrived with their McMansions and higher housing prices. Changed the whole flavor of the area.

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2020-05-27 3:48:07 PM  

FarkingSmurf: "but you fark one horse"


In Soviet Enumclaw, horse farks you.
 
2020-05-27 3:48:34 PM  

Churchy LaFemme: Enumclaw was a pretty nice little town until the Californicators, Microsofties and other bad elements arrived with their McMansions and higher housing prices. Changed the whole flavor of the area.

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What about the Horsefornicators?
 
2020-05-27 4:03:15 PM  

Churchy LaFemme: Enumclaw was a pretty nice little town until the Californicators, Microsofties and other bad elements arrived with their McMansions and higher housing prices. Changed the whole flavor of the area.

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I wish these towns were less Red.
 
2020-05-27 4:24:57 PM  

Churchy LaFemme: Enumclaw was a pretty nice little town until the Californicators, Microsofties and other bad elements arrived with their McMansions and higher housing prices. Changed the whole flavor of the area.


No different than any other town from there up to Lake Stevens.  You have to get north of Arlington or south of Centralia before you're away from all that.
 
2020-05-27 4:37:45 PM  

Churchy LaFemme: Enumclaw was a pretty nice little town until the Californicators, Microsofties and other bad elements arrived with their McMansions and higher housing prices. Changed the whole flavor of the area.

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You mean Republicans.
 
2020-05-27 6:16:11 PM  
For some entertaining reading, may I suggest RCW 16.53.205?

Read it with someone you love!

/Enumclaw - where bad horses from Emerald Downs go bad!
//Don't bring this up at the Yella Beak - they're still a little butt hurt!
///Third slashie misses the Kettle.  Gluttony, my second favorite sin!
 
2020-05-27 6:45:30 PM  

whidbey: Churchy LaFemme: Enumclaw was a pretty nice little town until the Californicators, Microsofties and other bad elements arrived with their McMansions and higher housing prices. Changed the whole flavor of the area.

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You mean Republicans.


No, Republicans do not come from California.

Most of the Microsofties and Amazonites are left wing SJW's
 
2020-05-27 7:06:04 PM  
Enumclaw, home of the best bar in the State of Washington, The Yellabeak!  You can ride your horse to the bar, what you do with it once you get there is your own business.
 
2020-05-27 7:22:39 PM  

RightWingWacko: whidbey: Churchy LaFemme: Enumclaw was a pretty nice little town until the Californicators, Microsofties and other bad elements arrived with their McMansions and higher housing prices. Changed the whole flavor of the area.

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You mean Republicans.

No, Republicans do not come from California.

Yes they do, because Washington has lower land prices and hasn't implemented a state sales tax yet.Most of the Microsofties and Amazonites are left wing SJW'sActually both organizations are split down the middle in terms of political affiliation.But it's always amusing to watch right wingers try to demonize social justice.  You'd best deal with it, because it's the reason this country isn't a total social conservative hell-hole.
 
2020-05-27 7:27:05 PM  

whidbey: RightWingWacko: whidbey: Churchy LaFemme: Enumclaw was a pretty nice little town until the Californicators, Microsofties and other bad elements arrived with their McMansions and higher housing prices. Changed the whole flavor of the area.

[Fark user image 850x488]

You mean Republicans.

No, Republicans do not come from California.
Yes they do, because Washington has lower land prices and hasn't implemented a state sales tax yet.Most of the Microsofties and Amazonites are left wing SJW'sActually both organizations are split down the middle in terms of political affiliation.But it's always amusing to watch right wingers try to demonize social justice.  You'd best deal with it, because it's the reason this country isn't a total social conservative hell-hole.


Real justice always happens at the retail level, never wholesale.

So-called "social justice" always results in additional instances of injustice because you are looking at people as a group instead of as individuals, so you are always going to punish some people who did nothing wrong, and reward people who have not been wronged.
 
2020-05-28 1:43:28 AM  

whitefalcon79: Any town whose name I recognize only because a former NASCAR driver is from there cannot be in the news for a good reason.


Casey Kane. Decent dude.
 
2020-05-28 1:44:35 AM  

Churchy LaFemme: Enumclaw was a pretty nice little town until the Californicators, Microsofties and other bad elements arrived with their McMansions and higher housing prices. Changed the whole flavor of the area.

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That's OK. When Rainier goes, it wont matter.
 
2020-05-28 11:06:26 AM  

RightWingWacko: whidbey: Churchy LaFemme: Enumclaw was a pretty nice little town until the Californicators, Microsofties and other bad elements arrived with their McMansions and higher housing prices. Changed the whole flavor of the area.

[Fark user image 850x488]

You mean Republicans.

No, Republicans do not come from California.

Most of the Microsofties and Amazonites are left wing SJW's


"SJW"

Username checks out.
 
2020-05-28 11:08:07 AM  

whidbey: RightWingWacko: whidbey: Churchy LaFemme: Enumclaw was a pretty nice little town until the Californicators, Microsofties and other bad elements arrived with their McMansions and higher housing prices. Changed the whole flavor of the area.

[Fark user image 850x488]

You mean Republicans.

No, Republicans do not come from California.
Yes they do, because Washington has lower land prices and hasn't implemented a state sales tax yet.Most of the Microsofties and Amazonites are left wing SJW'sActually both organizations are split down the middle in terms of political affiliation.But it's always amusing to watch right wingers try to demonize social justice.  You'd best deal with it, because it's the reason this country isn't a total social conservative hell-hole.


Right wingers won't be happy until minorities, women, and gay people are committing suicide quadruple the rate of everyone else.
 
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