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2020-05-27 10:09:45 AM  
I don't know is your Aunt Cory Chase?
 
2020-05-27 11:10:33 AM  
Always keep an eye on Chicago Party Aunt.
 
2020-05-27 11:24:34 AM  
depends...is her family one of those irish ones where the aunt is a few years younger than the wife?
 
2020-05-27 11:38:00 AM  
Send her this
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2020-05-27 11:51:29 AM  
Geez, I can't imagine ever doing that. Though in fairness, my wife only has one aunt, and that aunt is close to 90 years old, lives in an assisted living center, and has some dementia. And no, guys, she's not even hot.
 
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2020-05-27 12:42:04 PM  
Hey, at least it's not your aunt.
 
2020-05-27 12:45:09 PM  
"My question for you is, am I already cheating just by texting? I'm sure my wife would think so, but..."

You might want to think about that one for a bit.
 
2020-05-27 1:10:35 PM  
She wants to start video chatting

Obviously she (the aunt) sees more to it than you, and it would be a good time to cease that activity because you are f*cked.
 
2020-05-27 1:13:45 PM  

Cyberluddite: Geez, I can't imagine ever doing that. Though in fairness, my wife only has one aunt, and that aunt is close to 90 years old, lives in an assisted living center, and has some dementia. And no, guys, she's not even hot.


Yeah, but she won't even remember it, so nobody'll ever know!
 
2020-05-27 1:46:58 PM  
Is she hot?

Your relationship is already farked, might as well go for it.
 
2020-05-27 1:55:10 PM  
You know what they say, if you have a chance to fark your aunt you should definitely go for it.

/at least I think they say that.
 
2020-05-27 2:00:33 PM  

Sorelian's Ghost: I don't know is your Aunt Cory Chase?


No that's my stepmom
 
2020-05-27 2:01:22 PM  
Is she laundering money for you?

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2020-05-27 2:24:44 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: She wants to start video chatting

Obviously she (the aunt) sees more to it than you, and it would be a good time to cease that activity because you are f*cked.


Obviously the aunt is sharing every tidbit she can get with your wife's lawyer.
 
2020-05-27 2:25:24 PM  
1) I Just Feel Like Talking To Someone.  I Don't Care Who It Is: To answer the question, yes.  Either DTMFA (wife, aunt or both) or STFU and MYOB again.

2) I'm Finally Understanding.  It's Meant So Much To Me: DTMFA.

3) 'Cause It's A Five O'Clock World When The Whistle Blows: Tell them to STFU and MYOB.

4) Oh You're Guilty Way Before You Been Tried: Have you tried staying up late just cleanin' this here gun?

5) Said To Call You Madam X.  That Ain't No Country Boy Sex: I wish this went to Dan Savage.  I don't see this as total sexual incompatibility issue as it was explained.  But it may be a place where he needs an outlet to explore this you can't provide. So might need to give permission to explore this outside the relationship.  Or maybe he can do without.  But if it comes to him browbeating you to make you give in, then DTMFA.

6) Everything Reminds Me Of My Therapist: STFU and MYOB.

7) Hey Ho Wish You Well: STFU and MYOB.

8) I've Been Crying Over You: GTHOI.

9) Understanding II: Another vote for DTMFA.  Good.

10) 5 O'Clock World II: I say stick with STFU and MYOB.  The world doesn't need more small talk.

11) Young Lust II: Oh, don't mind me.  Just getting the solvent and polishing cloths for the 9mm.
 
2020-05-27 5:09:26 PM  
The Lonely Island-I Fucked My Aunt (ft.T-Pain)
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NSFW

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