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2020-05-26 9:32:21 PM  
Worked here...
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2020-05-26 9:35:09 PM  
It's what Jesus would have wanted.
 
2020-05-26 9:36:46 PM  

Boo_Guy: It's what Jesus would have wanted.


Jesus would want people to not murder each other.

If we all followed that, the world would be a better place.
 
2020-05-26 9:37:00 PM  
Sometimes Freebird is appropriate.
 
2020-05-26 9:37:13 PM  
Approves

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2020-05-26 9:37:55 PM  
The only thing that stops a bad Christian with a gun is a good Christian with a gun.
 
2020-05-26 9:38:19 PM  
Add one more to the pile of reasons for me not to go into a church.
 
2020-05-26 9:40:18 PM  

gar1013: Boo_Guy: It's what Jesus would have wanted.

Jesus would want people to not murder each other.

If we all followed that, the world would be a better place.


You're thinking regular Jesus. Southern Evangelical Jesus only uses Colt.
 
2020-05-26 9:40:59 PM  

lolmao500: Approves

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That scene was phenomenal.  I can't hear Freebird now without thinking about it.
 
2020-05-26 9:45:00 PM  
'He who lives by the sword, shall also die by the sword'

It's like these creeps didn't even take time to read Jesus' statements.
 
2020-05-26 9:45:26 PM  

gar1013: Boo_Guy: It's what Jesus would have wanted.

Jesus would want people to not murder each other.

If we all followed that, the world would be a better place.


Luke 22:36 disagrees...

He said to them, "But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one.

Raised Jewish and non-observant as can be but the way most christians use the bible like a dim sum menu is kinda disturbing...
 
2020-05-26 9:46:02 PM  
Well, it's consistent with seperation of church and state ain't it? Shouldn't the church decide if they want trigger happy folk inside?
 
2020-05-26 9:46:11 PM  

TuckFrump: 'He who lives by the sword, shall also die by the sword'

It's like these creeps didn't even take time to read Jesus' statements.


Duh, that's why they have guns instead.
 
2020-05-26 9:46:19 PM  

TuckFrump: 'He who lives by the sword, shall also die by the sword'

It's like these creeps didn't even take time to read Jesus' statements.


Read?

What kind of communist pinko f*ggot are you?
 
2020-05-26 9:49:19 PM  
The new law would eliminate all those restrictions, allowing anyone to bring a gun inside a church without anyone else in the congregation knowing about it... unless the church says otherwise.

I'm not a lawyer, but my reading of the bill suggests pastors wouldn't even have to know about the weapons, which means they wouldn't be able to give permission.


It's pretty clear WHY the author is not a lawyer, considering that he can't even grasp the concept of "Check Your Guns At The Door" signs.
 
2020-05-26 9:52:19 PM  

Z-clipped: lolmao500: Approves

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That scene was phenomenal.  I can't hear Freebird now without thinking about it.


You know who else enjoyed that scene?

NSFW the trumpsman the kingsman parody.
Youtube 5t_0-hk-06w


Sorry.
 
2020-05-26 9:53:27 PM  

i.r.id10t: gar1013: Boo_Guy: It's what Jesus would have wanted.

Jesus would want people to not murder each other.

If we all followed that, the world would be a better place.

Luke 22:36 disagrees...

He said to them, "But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one.

Raised Jewish and non-observant as can be but the way most christians use the bible like a dim sum menu is kinda disturbing...


Too bad you didn't come from a Christian background, otherwise you would know that they ended up with two swords - which was a laughable amount from a use of force perspective.

One of the swords was used to chop off the ear of Malchus, and then Jesus healed the guy. Again, not an effective use of force.

No, the purpose of the swords was in the furtherance of prophecy.
 
2020-05-26 9:54:25 PM  

i.r.id10t: gar1013: Boo_Guy: It's what Jesus would have wanted.

Jesus would want people to not murder each other.

If we all followed that, the world would be a better place.

Luke 22:36 disagrees...

He said to them, "But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one.



And Morty 11:38 says "Well then get your shiat together, get it all together and put it in a back pack, all your shiat, so it's together.  And if you gotta take it some where, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shiat store and sell it, or put it in the shiat museum. I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together. "
 
2020-05-26 9:54:30 PM  

Doctoral Candidate Zaius: gar1013: Boo_Guy: It's what Jesus would have wanted.

Jesus would want people to not murder each other.

If we all followed that, the world would be a better place.

You're thinking regular Jesus. Southern Evangelical Jesus only uses Colt.


Do not forget his disciples Smith and Wesson
 
2020-05-26 9:56:14 PM  

Z-clipped: Add one more to the pile of reasons for me not to go into a church.


Since the odds of me being in a Louisiana church are pretty low, I honestly don't care what they do down there.
 
2020-05-26 9:59:15 PM  

Great_Milenko: Z-clipped: lolmao500: Approves

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That scene was phenomenal.  I can't hear Freebird now without thinking about it.

You know who else enjoyed that scene?

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Sorry.


Do not be sorry That is exactly how Trump sees himself !
 
2020-05-26 9:59:57 PM  
Good news for those conscientious people who gun down folks standing too close to each other and wearing their N95 masks improperly.

/or maybe bad news
 
2020-05-26 10:02:32 PM  
Religion of peace...
 
2020-05-26 10:02:49 PM  

gar1013: i.r.id10t: gar1013: Boo_Guy: It's what Jesus would have wanted.

Jesus would want people to not murder each other.

If we all followed that, the world would be a better place.

Luke 22:36 disagrees...

He said to them, "But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one.

Raised Jewish and non-observant as can be but the way most christians use the bible like a dim sum menu is kinda disturbing...

Too bad you didn't come from a Christian background, otherwise you would know that they ended up with two swords - which was a laughable amount from a use of force perspective.

One of the swords was used to chop off the ear of Malchus, and then Jesus healed the guy. Again, not an effective use of force.

No, the purpose of the swords was in the furtherance of prophecy.


Too bad you do not know Jesus was a Jew.
 
2020-05-26 10:11:25 PM  

Nurglitch: Sometimes Freebird is appropriate.


I cannot think of a better scene using Lynard Skynard in the history of movies.
 
2020-05-26 10:15:00 PM  

limboslam: Worked here...
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Except for that first fat ass good ole boy who made every mistake in the book with carrying and telegraphed to the shooter "Hey! I have a gun concealed on my hip and ima go ahead and pull this thang out and" **blam** dead.
 
2020-05-26 10:18:58 PM  

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What are they afraid of? If god says its time for you to go, its time for you to go!

/s
 
2020-05-26 10:27:13 PM  

kendelrio: limboslam: Worked here...
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Except for that first fat ass good ole boy who made every mistake in the book with carrying and telegraphed to the shooter "Hey! I have a gun concealed on my hip and ima go ahead and pull this thang out and" **blam** dead.


Ehh sonny we trumpderpers have him pictograph on our wall as a Martyr fer fredumbs
And praise the lawd fer our gunz rites and pass dem bizcuits amen.
 
2020-05-26 10:27:52 PM  
Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition
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2020-05-26 10:28:46 PM  

gar1013: Boo_Guy: It's what Jesus would have wanted.

Jesus would want people to not murder each other.

If we all followed that, the world would be a better place.


Very intolerant of you. Not everyone holds Christian values.
 
2020-05-26 10:34:12 PM  

Luse: gar1013: Boo_Guy: It's what Jesus would have wanted.

Jesus would want people to not murder each other.

If we all followed that, the world would be a better place.

Very intolerant of you. Not everyone holds Christian values.


LMAO he knows not a thing of the crusades...Christian values hmm lets kill peoples whom do not adhere to our belief ? sounds a bit familiar.
 
2020-05-26 10:34:22 PM  
The man was the son of a carpenter. He'd only have one gun.

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2020-05-26 10:38:16 PM  
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2020-05-26 10:38:38 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: The man was the son of a carpenter. He'd only have one gun.

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THAT is hilarious !!
 
2020-05-26 10:39:22 PM  

Idiot Stick Bearer: Luse: gar1013: Boo_Guy: It's what Jesus would have wanted.

Jesus would want people to not murder each other.

If we all followed that, the world would be a better place.

Very intolerant of you. Not everyone holds Christian values.

LMAO he knows not a thing of the crusades...Christian values hmm lets kill peoples whom do not adhere to our belief ? sounds a bit familiar.


Clearly a son of a gun of a gunner he is not!
 
2020-05-26 10:39:56 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: The man was the son of a carpenter. He'd only have one gun.

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Ok i will say this and get banned but Ya Nailed it in one post
 
2020-05-26 10:41:39 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: The man was the son of a carpenter. He'd only have one gun.

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If we're gonna get technical his carpenter "father" was actually a cuck....
 
2020-05-26 10:46:17 PM  
Hold my wine and watch this.
 
2020-05-26 10:50:15 PM  
Doubleplusgood!

When the Gubbermint attempts to squash the People's Republic of America, the People will gather at the churches to defend it and must be armed!

Can't stop that!
 
2020-05-26 11:18:54 PM  
The 2nd amendment is a curse upon this country.
 
2020-05-27 12:03:34 AM  
It's easy to jump the gun, but much harder to outrun the bullets.  Nothing like death to soothe the frazzled nerves of morons.
 
2020-05-27 4:14:54 AM  
If Jesus had a gun he wouldn't have been crucified.

Just sayin'
 
2020-05-27 6:32:23 AM  

i.r.id10t: gar1013: Boo_Guy: It's what Jesus would have wanted.

Jesus would want people to not murder each other.

If we all followed that, the world would be a better place.

Luke 22:36 disagrees...

He said to them, "But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one.

Raised Jewish and non-observant as can be but the way most christians use the bible like a dim sum menu is kinda disturbing...


49 When Jesus' followers saw what was going to happen, they said, "Lord, should we strike with our swords?" 50 And one of them struck the servant of the high priest, cutting off his right ear.
51 But Jesus answered, "No more of this!" And he touched the man's ear and healed him.

Kindly read the rest of the damn story and stop treating the text like a dim sum menu.
 
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