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(CNN)   Classic tales with classic titles: "Weasels ripped my flesh," "I was a male war bride," and "I was trapped naked on a German fire escape"   (edition.cnn.com) divider line
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2020-05-26 11:15:36 AM  
Pics or it didn't happen
 
2020-05-26 11:45:32 AM  
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2020-05-26 12:15:34 PM  
Were the words "I had my balls trapped in a slatted chair" cut out from the title, subby?
 
2020-05-26 12:16:28 PM  
Uggghhh...
Leave her out there...
 
2020-05-26 12:19:09 PM  
Okay who else read the headline as "classic tales with classic titties?"
 
2020-05-26 12:21:22 PM  
I read malware bride.  Been there.
 
2020-05-26 12:21:37 PM  
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comes to mind
 
2020-05-26 12:24:01 PM  
I have a copy of Weasels Ripped My Flesh on vinyl.
 
2020-05-26 12:30:17 PM  
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2020-05-26 12:34:29 PM  

Kalyco Jack: Okay who else read the headline as "classic tales with classic titties?"


By Charles Dikkens?
 
2020-05-26 12:36:07 PM  
Even CNN needs clickbait now?
 
2020-05-26 12:54:42 PM  

apathy2673: [media-amazon.com image 217x346]
comes to mind


I gave many of my friends various copies of Chuck's printed books for Christmas, some of them still won't talk to me.
 
2020-05-26 12:57:49 PM  
This needs to be a photoshop contest or something.  Get our best and brightest on the job, now!

/no furries
 
2020-05-26 1:27:41 PM  
She's only in it  for the money subby
 
2020-05-26 1:31:29 PM  
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2020-05-26 1:36:05 PM  
CSB: When I was 7 years old, my father worked on a USAID-sponsored project in El Salvador. It was 1965; there's been a bad earthquake earlier that year so it was hard for the agency to find housing, so they put us up for six weeks in fancy hotel. I was goofing around with my little sister, we were both naked (get your mind out of the gutter, we were little kids, for Pete's sake) and I somehow ran out in the hallway and she pushed the door closed behind me. It locked automatically. I hammered on the door but she wouldn't (or probably couldn't) open it. I ended up hiding in the custodian's closet until my mom came back.

At least the author of this story had a towel.
 
2020-05-26 1:38:31 PM  
 
2020-05-26 1:42:57 PM  
Whenever I encounter one of these "got locked outside naked" stories, I have to wonder what kind of idiot just doesn't look where they're going?
 
2020-05-26 1:53:56 PM  
Holding out for "I was trapped naked on a German fire escape with a male war bride while weasels ripped my flesh."
 
2020-05-26 1:56:35 PM  

PlusCestLaMeme: CSB: When I was 7 years old, my father worked on a USAID-sponsored project in El Salvador. It was 1965; there's been a bad earthquake earlier that year so it was hard for the agency to find housing, so they put us up for six weeks in fancy hotel. I was goofing around with my little sister, we were both naked (get your mind out of the gutter, we were little kids, for Pete's sake) and I somehow ran out in the hallway and she pushed the door closed behind me. It locked automatically. I hammered on the door but she wouldn't (or probably couldn't) open it. I ended up hiding in the custodian's closet until my mom came back.

At least the author of this story had a towel.


I managed hotels for a few years and saw this kind of thing from time to time. The most amusing was two little boys, maybe six and eight years old, completely naked and chasing a puppy through the lobby. If ever there were a time to play yakety sax that was it!
 
2020-05-26 2:22:43 PM  

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I have vols 1-11 of those....... took a while to find them all
 
2020-05-26 4:12:04 PM  
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2020-05-26 5:23:37 PM  
Seriously?

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2020-05-27 12:07:49 AM  

cwheelie: BrerRobot: [images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com image 355x349]

I have vols 1-11 of those....... took a while to find them all


Amazing, I never knew there was more than the "weasel" issue.
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2020-05-27 12:10:14 AM  
Pygmy marmosets ripped my flesh!
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2020-05-27 1:00:29 AM  

DaAlien: Seriously?

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Seriously.

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