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2020-05-26 10:33:44 AM  
Whelp, things are getting back to normal.
 
2020-05-26 10:38:48 AM  
At least he didn't make any gaffes.  Trump doesn't make gaffes.  He means exactly what he says.
 
2020-05-26 10:49:59 AM  
I suppose he could have been womanising and insulting golfers.
 
2020-05-26 11:18:10 AM  
Subby whines about Trump changing things and also when Trump is consistent about something.  It's one or the other, Subby.  PICK ONE!
 
2020-05-26 1:37:58 PM  
That is all that Trump knows how to do.
 
2020-05-26 1:42:52 PM  
So, one of those rare days ending in 'y', then?
 
2020-05-26 1:43:32 PM  

Rapmaster2000: At least he didn't make any gaffes.  Trump doesn't make gaffes.  He means exactly what he says.


except when he's being "sarcastic"
 
2020-05-26 1:44:18 PM  
A guy who resembles a 400 pound orange reverse raccoon should probably not be commenting on others' appearances.
 
2020-05-26 1:46:20 PM  

Rapmaster2000: At least he didn't make any gaffes.  Trump doesn't make gaffes.  He means exactly what he says.


I love how many times flunkies have to go on air and explain that that's not what he meant, he meant something completely different.

Chocolate ration has increased from 8grams to 6.
 
2020-05-26 1:49:10 PM  
Actually, I know an old New York lawyer who probably spent Memorial Day doing the same thing.
 
2020-05-26 1:49:47 PM  
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Keep fiddlin' Nero.
 
2020-05-26 1:51:28 PM  
Well, that's it. Now I'm seriously on the fence about voting for Donald Trump.
 
2020-05-26 1:54:18 PM  
I mean yeah. You typically do what you enjoy most on long holiday weekends. For instance, I drank and played video games.
 
2020-05-26 1:55:11 PM  
He also insulted a Marine veteran. And accused a talk show host of murder.
 
2020-05-26 1:58:19 PM  

edmo: Whelp, things are getting back to normal.


That's what I was thinking.  This is about as normal as you can get for Trump.  For all those that think he can act presidential, if you were holding your breath, well, you're already dead so you won't be reading this anyway.

/can't teach this old dog any new tricks
 
2020-05-26 2:02:52 PM  
Trump thinks Memorial Day is about other people remembering him.
 
2020-05-26 2:07:32 PM  

SomeAmerican: Trump thinks Memorial Day is about other people remembering him.


He doesn't like war heroes that have died.
 
2020-05-26 2:10:30 PM  

Rapmaster2000: At least he didn't make any gaffes.  Trump doesn't make gaffes.  He means exactly what he says.


Except when he says something bad. Then he really meant the opposite but because he isn't a politician he couldn't express it like we are used to and you need to read betwee the he lines.
 
2020-05-26 2:15:03 PM  

anfrind: That is all that Trump knows how to do.


Based on stories of how much he cheats, I would doubt that he actually knows how to golf well.
 
2020-05-26 2:16:34 PM  

brainlordmesomorph: Actually, I know an old New York lawyer who probably spent Memorial Day doing the same thing.


Your NY lawyer didn't spend months bragging about he will never have time to golf because he will be working so hard.
 
2020-05-26 2:43:49 PM  
As opposed to not insulting male politicians and/or other males? Saying women are equals and then making it impossible to insult them without it being inherently sexist is just about as dumb as can be. An asshole can just be an asshole without tacking on whatever idiotic social cause you're making a mockery of by unnecessarily introducing it and therefore watering down the charge for when you actually need it.
 
2020-05-26 2:48:00 PM  
Can't blame him for this as the weather was great this weekend.
 
2020-05-26 4:25:00 PM  

rummonkey: brainlordmesomorph: Actually, I know an old New York lawyer who probably spent Memorial Day doing the same thing.

Your NY lawyer didn't spend months bragging about he will never have time to golf because he will be working so hard.


And specifically complain about Obama golfing while there were (up to, not sure the timing) eleven cases of Ebola in the US
 
2020-05-26 4:26:10 PM  

WoodyHayes: As opposed to not insulting male politicians and/or other males? Saying women are equals and then making it impossible to insult them without it being inherently sexist is just about as dumb as can be. An asshole can just be an asshole without tacking on whatever idiotic social cause you're making a mockery of by unnecessarily introducing it and therefore watering down the charge for when you actually need it.


Wow, that is a hell of a way to try and spin things.
 
2020-05-26 6:50:30 PM  

dywed88: WoodyHayes: As opposed to not insulting male politicians and/or other males? Saying women are equals and then making it impossible to insult them without it being inherently sexist is just about as dumb as can be. An asshole can just be an asshole without tacking on whatever idiotic social cause you're making a mockery of by unnecessarily introducing it and therefore watering down the charge for when you actually need it.

Wow, that is a hell of a way to try and spin things.


Understood that a fellow of the opinion that those who disagree with him are inherently racist also cannot see the value of not crying wolf elsewhere.
 
2020-05-26 7:24:29 PM  

WoodyHayes: dywed88: WoodyHayes: As opposed to not insulting male politicians and/or other males? Saying women are equals and then making it impossible to insult them without it being inherently sexist is just about as dumb as can be. An asshole can just be an asshole without tacking on whatever idiotic social cause you're making a mockery of by unnecessarily introducing it and therefore watering down the charge for when you actually need it.

Wow, that is a hell of a way to try and spin things.

Understood that a fellow of the opinion that those who disagree with him are inherently racist also cannot see the value of not crying wolf elsewhere.


Trump has bragged about getting away with sexually assaulting women. He bragged about being able to go into the dressing room uninvited as his pageants. He has consistently singled out women for ridicule and regular specifies their gender in that ridicule.
 
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