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(WREG Memphis)   Thieves break into concession stand at Arkansas sports complex, use it as personal kitchen   (wreg.com) divider line
    More: Awkward, High school, Arkansas, The Stand, Pandemic, Crime, Recreation employee Zach Morris, Danny Glover, The Damage  
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1350 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 May 2020 at 10:10 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-05-26 10:15:07 PM  
And that's how you get $7.50 Hot Dogs.
 
2020-05-26 10:20:32 PM  
I was thinking popcorn and nachos before reading the article.  I must be a wizard.
Or I spent a little time at the concession stand back in the day.
I'll go with wizard.
 
2020-05-26 10:22:58 PM  
Zach Morris has really fallen on hard times to be working in AR.
 
2020-05-26 10:28:43 PM  

majestic: Zach Morris has really fallen on hard times to be working in AR.


Seriously, subby. You had that to work with and you used the same lazy headline as the article?

Booooooooo
 
2020-05-26 10:31:33 PM  
Most criminals want to spend as little time at the scene of a crime as possible, so I'm going to have to go with a bunch of kids pulling off this caper, and eventually one of them will brag to the wrong person about it.
 
2020-05-26 10:39:00 PM  
"It was devastating," Morris said. "The whole place was just looted."

Hyperbole. The word you're looking for is "Hyperbole". It's a concession stand. You'll be fine.
 
2020-05-26 11:05:02 PM  

Somaticasual: "It was devastating," Morris said. "The whole place was just looted."

Hyperbole. The word you're looking for is "Hyperbole". It's a concession stand. You'll be fine.


Not even his concession stand as it belongs to Parks and Recreation of Wynne.  At least he takes ownership of his job and doesn't just say "whatever".  Not well off area by any means if I remember from when I lived in Arkansas years ago.  It's flat nothing then you hit Crowley's Ridge and then flat again to the river.  Cotton and rice fields.  Crowley's Ridge is odd as it doesn't seem to be a reason for it to be there.  I think two minor plates on the earth's crust pushed it up.  Not sure if it's part of the New Madrid or not.
 
2020-05-26 11:26:52 PM  

BlueBox: At least he takes ownership of his job and doesn't just say "whatever".


Fair enough in that sense. Still, a call to a glass shop and a re-order and it will be back to business...
 
2020-05-26 11:37:22 PM  

Somaticasual: BlueBox: At least he takes ownership of his job and doesn't just say "whatever".

Fair enough in that sense. Still, a call to a glass shop and a re-order and it will be back to business...


True but that wouldn't make fark.  I think I'll go listen to Alice's Restaurant now.
 
2020-05-27 12:47:14 AM  

SBinRR: I was thinking popcorn and nachos before reading the article.  I must be a wizard.
Or I spent a little time at the concession stand back in the day.
I'll go with wizard.


It's funny that my local drive-in just reopened their concessions. The parking lot was previously open but I'm not going to the drive-in without dirty nachos.
 
2020-05-27 6:04:04 AM  
Stop!

Nacho popcorn!
 
2020-05-27 7:40:23 AM  
"Investigators said the thieves broke a window and stole a bunch of items like drinks and candy. They even treated themselves to a meal by making nachos and popping popcorn."

Damage estimated at $13,500,000. Thank God they didn't find the hot dogs...
 
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