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2020-05-25 11:42:40 PM  
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2020-05-26 12:40:19 AM  
I'm going out on a limb here and saying it's a scam.
 
2020-05-26 1:12:35 AM  
Dude got hit in the head one too many times.

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2020-05-26 1:16:59 AM  
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2020-05-26 1:59:59 AM  
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2020-05-26 2:56:13 AM  
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2020-05-26 4:07:14 AM  
I wouldn't mind Rip van Winkling through the rest of 2020, but not with Canseco as my guide.
 
2020-05-26 4:34:16 AM  
How about "No"? Does "No" work for you?
 
2020-05-26 5:16:06 AM  
Could be worse

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2020-05-26 5:22:16 AM  
His feed is nuts.  At one point he says that his skin is as hard as a flying saucer shell.
 
2020-05-26 5:59:03 AM  
Wanna go into a coma? Then, come hang out with this guy; who does not appear to be a doctor....
 
2020-05-26 7:16:33 AM  
That sounds great, but this is how they put you into the coma
Martinez homer aided by Canseco's head
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2020-05-26 7:17:21 AM  

iheartscotch: Wanna go into a coma? Then, come hang out with this guy; who does not appear to be a doctor....


I'm sorry - have you hit 40 HR and stolen 40 based in a single season?
 
2020-05-26 7:19:34 AM  
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2020-05-26 7:30:44 AM  
433:

Why wasn't he on psychotropics during his career?
 
2020-05-26 7:39:36 AM  
15 year old me with a horrible drug habit would have been all over this.
 
2020-05-26 7:45:25 AM  
Times are tough for twitter feed managers.
 
2020-05-26 7:46:29 AM  
Going on a dream quest would be cool. A small one maybe. I have no need to help the cat army or find any city of the gods. Would need to keep an eye out for Nyarlathotep. He could ruin your day.
 
2020-05-26 7:49:46 AM  

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JoseCanseco: 6 week seminar on how to control your dreams once you get your master's degree you will be put in an induced coma for whatever time you choose to enter your controlled dream life contact Morgan if interested


Alright I asked this chick at work named Morgan about this, since there was no contact info in the tweet. She has no farking idea what I'm talking about
 
2020-05-26 7:57:51 AM  
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2020-05-26 8:04:19 AM  

Tanqueray: I wouldn't mind Rip van Winkling through the rest of 2020, but not with Canseco as my guide.


The man knows a thing or two about needles.
 
2020-05-26 8:08:14 AM  

Confabulat: Could be worse

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That man should not wear pink.
 
2020-05-26 8:29:29 AM  
Look, he was right about the steroid problem, he is probably right about this too.
 
2020-05-26 9:15:58 AM  

freidog: That sounds great, but this is how they put you into the coma
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Shiat, I just realized that happened today (May 26th), 1993.
This tweet makes a lot more sense if you assume he takes a baseball off the noggin on every anniversary.
 
2020-05-26 9:32:56 AM  
Naqual Don Juan taught me to find my hands in dreams.
 
2020-05-26 10:24:05 AM  
Why do I feel like this will end in getting cracked in the back of the head and winding up with either a missing wallet or kidney
 
2020-05-26 10:33:31 AM  

Doctoral Candidate Zaius: Why do I feel like this will end in getting cracked in the back of the head and winding up with either a missing wallet or kidney


Guys, there is no candy mountain.
 
2020-05-26 10:49:58 AM  
WTF is wrong with this guy?  Does he have a diagnosed mental illness?
 
2020-05-26 10:54:15 AM  

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Also, surprisingly entertaining for a little indie movie.
 
2020-05-26 10:59:21 AM  
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2020-05-26 11:02:30 AM  
pretty sure we've already seen this movie:

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2020-05-26 11:48:34 AM  
Jose Canseco's steroid use was so extensive that he entered menopause early and lost all his periods.
 
2020-05-26 1:34:28 PM  
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2020-05-27 12:50:21 AM  

freidog: That sounds great, but this is how they put you into the coma
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The thing I don't understand about that play is this: How the hell didn't Canseco get a concussion from that play??? A baseball hit 300 feet and hitting him SQUARE on his head and the guy was laughing it up??? He must have "Homer Simpson syndrome".
 
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