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5068 clicks; posted to Politics » on 25 May 2020 at 11:05 PM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-05-25 6:09:22 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2020-05-25 7:50:37 PM  
Does Twitter give out participation awards for the tweeters who try hard but are really stupid?
 
2020-05-25 8:19:45 PM  
My daily reminder of why I'm not on Twitter.
 
2020-05-25 8:29:08 PM  
I'm on Twitter constantly and I can even figure out what this is all about.
 
2020-05-25 8:29:27 PM  
make me some tea: can

can't*
 
2020-05-25 10:10:17 PM  
Doesn't matter, he already said it.
 
2020-05-25 10:24:08 PM  
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2020-05-25 10:30:21 PM  
I wish that f*ckknuckle would just die
 
2020-05-25 11:00:48 PM  

NotCodger: Does Twitter give out participation awards for the tweeters who try hard but are really stupid?


I believe they are called influencers.
 
2020-05-25 11:09:37 PM  
Daniel Dale is obviously a Never Trumper and is being paid by George Soros to make Donald Trump look bad by correcting his tweet.
 
2020-05-25 11:13:49 PM  
I broke my streak of never checking Twitter and looked at some comments today briefly.

I'm back to not being on Twitter.
 
2020-05-25 11:16:14 PM  
Republicans always lie.
 
2020-05-25 11:17:57 PM  
Conor Lamb receives death threats in 3... 3... 1...
 
2020-05-25 11:19:25 PM  

Notabunny: Conor Lamb receives death threats in 3... 3... 1...


Connor Lamm will be getting them
 
2020-05-25 11:19:41 PM  

make me some tea: I'm on Twitter constantly and I can even figure out what this is all about.


Trump got a lot of people to retweet that Sean Parnell, candidate for HoR out of Pennsylvania, is a veteran wounded in the GWoT. All he had to do was apply that signature brand of Donald Trump Twitter incoherence.
 
2020-05-25 11:22:01 PM  

gaspode: Notabunny: Conor Lamb receives death threats in 3... 3... 1...

Connor Lamm will be getting them


Shiat, half of the Trumpers will be going after a sheep. And not just because there's no football games are on, like when they usually decide to Break Baaaaaaaaad.
 
2020-05-25 11:29:59 PM  

Weatherkiss: Daniel Dale The English language is obviously a Never Trumper and is being paid by George Soros to make Donald Trump look bad by correcting his tweet.


FFA
 
2020-05-25 11:31:28 PM  

CipollinaFan: NotCodger: Does Twitter give out participation awards for the tweeters who try hard but are really stupid?

I believe they are called influencers.


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2020-05-25 11:32:17 PM  
I think subby meant perfectly cromulent tweet.
 
2020-05-25 11:36:03 PM  

fusillade762: My daily reminder of why I'm not on Twitter.


you must to be coming to join us. we are to be have good time with the tweet and the comradeship.
 
2020-05-25 11:36:31 PM  
Is it me, or are phrases like "falsely claimed" getting really farking old.  It is called a lie.  He lied.  Because he is a liar.  It is not complicated.
 
2020-05-25 11:37:22 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I wish that f*ckknuckle would just die


You'll probably have to wait 5-20 years, but wish granted.
 
2020-05-25 11:37:32 PM  

gaspode: Notabunny: Conor Lamb receives death threats in 3... 3... 1...

Connor Lamm will be getting them


He will go on the lam to avoid the threats.
 
2020-05-25 11:49:37 PM  

omnimancer28: Is it me, or are phrases like "falsely claimed" getting really farking old.  It is called a lie.  He lied.  Because he is a liar.  It is not complicated.


Donald Trump cannot lie. He knows no information. He can state falsehoods, but he lacks the knowledge to lie.
 
2020-05-25 11:50:43 PM  

stoli n coke: gaspode: Notabunny: Conor Lamb receives death threats in 3... 3... 1...

Connor Lamm will be getting them

Shiat, half of the Trumpers will be going after a sheep. And not just because there's no football games are on, like when they usually decide to Break Baaaaaaaaad.


First on their hit list:

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2020-05-25 11:54:28 PM  
R.I.P. Wally Lamb
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2020-05-25 11:54:56 PM  

NotCodger: Does Twitter give out participation awards for the tweeters who try hard but are really stupid?


they owe me 75 dollars of my time trying to guess the thing. And thats half off .
 
2020-05-25 11:58:53 PM  

gaspode: Notabunny: Conor Lamb receives death threats in 3... 3... 1...

Connor Lamm will be getting them


Possibly my favorite incidence of that

Probably because the innocent bystander took it in stride with "SO THAT HAPPENED"
 
2020-05-25 11:59:17 PM  
No, he meant Connor Lamm, not Conor Lamb. Totally different guy. Jeez, you libs...

/s
 
2020-05-26 12:06:59 AM  

Mrbogey: make me some tea: I'm on Twitter constantly and I can even figure out what this is all about.

Trump got a lot of people to retweet that Sean Parnell, candidate for HoR out of Pennsylvania, is a veteran wounded in the GWoT. All he had to do was apply that signature brand of Donald Trump Twitter incoherence.


Anyone who believes that, in the context of Trump's lies about Conor Lamb being debunked, is already subscribed to Trump's twitter feed and thus did not need the retweet.
 
2020-05-26 12:19:46 AM  
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2020-05-26 12:24:20 AM  
Lier in tweet.  if only there was a way to moderate such actions, and not let people get away with such false statements that can do harm to others
 
2020-05-26 12:27:14 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I wish that f*ckknuckle would just die


Doesn't matter if he farking dies tomorrow. You will still be stuck with the millions upon millions of illiterate submorons who currently worship him. The GOP will never nominate anybody not acceptable to the morons, and that nominee will always have the Electoral College advantage over the Democrats.

To say nothing of the hundreds of insane incompetent tea party federal judges he's left you with. Oh and the supreme court.

Be nice and quiet if he died, but really what would change?
 
2020-05-26 12:31:52 AM  
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2020-05-26 12:40:08 AM  

Weatherkiss: Daniel Dale is obviously a Never Trumper and is being paid by George Soros to make Donald Trump look bad by correcting his tweet.


But I love his surf music.
Oh wait...
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2020-05-26 12:42:54 AM  
So it's basically this for every Dumpster tweet..

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2020-05-26 12:43:58 AM  

kling_klang_bed: stoli n coke: gaspode: Notabunny: Conor Lamb receives death threats in 3... 3... 1...

Connor Lamm will be getting them

Shiat, half of the Trumpers will be going after a sheep. And not just because there's no football games are on, like when they usually decide to Break Baaaaaaaaad.

First on their hit list:

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Oh thank god.
 
2020-05-26 12:55:18 AM  

NotCodger: Does Twitter give out participation awards for the tweeters who try hard but are really stupid?


Yes, they are called retweets.

Oftentimes, the stupider the thing you say, the more of them you get.
 
2020-05-26 1:01:41 AM  
It wouldn't be a National Holiday without at least one idiotic, completely inappropriate personal attack tweet.
Quite frankly, I look forward to not having National Holidays anymore... I think it would be a fair trade.
 
2020-05-26 1:10:02 AM  
I'm just waiting for a Trumpard to mix up the name and start a fist fight with:

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2020-05-26 1:11:31 AM  
He is guilty of being too cavalier.
That's all.
 
2020-05-26 2:01:11 AM  

NPC_SLAYER: He is guilty of being too cavalier.
That's all.


He can't even spell that.
 
2020-05-26 2:08:50 AM  

Bonzo_1116: NPC_SLAYER: He is guilty of being too cavalier.
That's all.

He can't even spell that.


He's pretty sure there's a "th," and maybe an "a," but then it gets hazy.
 
2020-05-26 3:56:11 AM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: gaspode: Notabunny: Conor Lamb receives death threats in 3... 3... 1...

Connor Lamm will be getting them

Possibly my favorite incidence of that

Probably because the innocent bystander took it in stride with "SO THAT HAPPENED"


I didn't know about this, most amusing. Just the name Cletus Buckwater is inspired in itself.
 
2020-05-26 7:47:53 AM  
Wasn't Twitter supposed to start flagging lies?  Not that it really matters at this point.
 
2020-05-26 7:57:47 AM  

NPC_SLAYER: He is guilty of being too cavalier.
That's all.


Trumpers pissing on veterans on Memorial day - nothing new here.
 
2020-05-26 9:08:29 AM  
A day ending in Y for the cult.
 
2020-05-26 9:11:08 AM  
True today and every single day

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2020-05-26 9:44:52 AM  

stoli n coke: gaspode: Notabunny: Conor Lamb receives death threats in 3... 3... 1...

Connor Lamm will be getting them

Shiat, half of the Trumpers will be going after a sheep. And not just because there's no football games are on, like when they usually decide to Break Baaaaaaaaad.


Like Lamms to the slaughter...
 
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