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(Twitter)   So just how good is Trump at golf anyway? ... Yup, that's seems right   (twitter.com) divider line
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2020-05-25 3:54:37 PM  
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2020-05-25 4:00:52 PM  
Donnie is honest 16 handicap playing from the seniors or women's tee. Trump cheats at golf has been repeated by everyone that has played with him. Anyone that cheats at golf is clearly a POS.
 
2020-05-25 4:07:54 PM  
Judging by the cart's location, he is a lousy driver at the tee and on the greens.
 
2020-05-25 4:10:50 PM  
trump is a loser. he should resign.
 
2020-05-25 4:13:18 PM  
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2020-05-25 4:16:34 PM  
My theory about Trump and golf is that he only plays it because he can cheat on every hole.  That's the only gratification he derives from the game.
 
2020-05-25 4:17:38 PM  
He only plays golf so he can cheat. For him, the game is not about skill, it's about bullying.
 
2020-05-25 4:23:25 PM  
He's going to mark that as in for an eagle
 
2020-05-25 4:24:56 PM  

bloobeary: He only plays golf so he can cheat. For him, the game is not about skill, it's about bullying.


Just like everything else he does......
 
2020-05-25 4:27:01 PM  
I play putt putt about once every few years.  From what little I can see here, I think I can take him.
 
2020-05-25 4:28:52 PM  
I heard he had 14 holes in one in a single round, invented hamberders.
 
2020-05-25 4:30:02 PM  
And another thing.  I thought the rules were that carts stay on the trail and you hike to your shot.  Tire marks all over the greens would ruin play for all the golfers.
 
2020-05-25 4:32:25 PM  

cherryl taggart: And another thing.  I thought the rules were that carts stay on the trail and you hike to your shot.  Tire marks all over the greens would ruin play for all the golfers.


It's been well-documented that Trump drives his carts on the greens because he is so out of shape he can't walk that far
 
2020-05-25 4:32:44 PM  

cherryl taggart: And another thing.  I thought the rules were that carts stay on the trail and you hike to your shot.  Tire marks all over the greens would ruin play for all the golfers.


Yeah, as I understand it, it can take days to fix the damage to the greens.
 
2020-05-25 4:33:17 PM  
Is anyone really surprised at this?

/I mean, seriously...
 
2020-05-25 4:37:10 PM  
But he steals SO much money when he golfs, that it makes him one of the highest paid athletes in the world.
 
2020-05-25 4:39:17 PM  

Bob Falfa: Just like everything else he does......


His cheating has been documented by people unfortunate enough to experience it. He always tees off first, then immediately jumps in a special golf cart which has been souped up by having the regulator either adjusted or removed. He goes racing off toward the green, leaving the other players behind. When the other players finally arrive at the green, they will find his ball so close to the hole that he will declare it a "gimmie." Meanwhile, everyone else's ball has been tossed into the water hazard. If he is unable to tamper with the position of the golf balls himself, he will have a hired goon waiting near the green to do it for him.
 
2020-05-25 4:43:19 PM  

cherryl taggart: And another thing.  I thought the rules were that carts stay on the trail and you hike to your shot.  Tire marks all over the greens would ruin play for all the golfers.


I've never played golf in my life and even I know this.
 
2020-05-25 4:58:12 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: cherryl taggart: And another thing.  I thought the rules were that carts stay on the trail and you hike to your shot.  Tire marks all over the greens would ruin play for all the golfers.

It's been well-documented that Trump drives his carts on the greens because he is so out of shape he can't walk that far


At this point, it would not surprise me to find out he forgets where he is and also divots the green with a driver.
 
2020-05-25 5:00:16 PM  

bloobeary: Bob Falfa: Just like everything else he does......

His cheating has been documented by people unfortunate enough to experience it. He always tees off first, then immediately jumps in a special golf cart which has been souped up by having the regulator either adjusted or removed. He goes racing off toward the green, leaving the other players behind. When the other players finally arrive at the green, they will find his ball so close to the hole that he will declare it a "gimmie." Meanwhile, everyone else's ball has been tossed into the water hazard. If he is unable to tamper with the position of the golf balls himself, he will have a hired goon waiting near the green to do it for him.


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2020-05-25 5:19:30 PM  

bloobeary: Bob Falfa: Just like everything else he does......

His cheating has been documented by people unfortunate enough to experience it. He always tees off first, then immediately jumps in a special golf cart which has been souped up by having the regulator either adjusted or removed. He goes racing off toward the green, leaving the other players behind. When the other players finally arrive at the green, they will find his ball so close to the hole that he will declare it a "gimmie." Meanwhile, everyone else's ball has been tossed into the water hazard. If he is unable to tamper with the position of the golf balls himself, he will have a hired goon waiting near the green to do it for him.


I don't think he's ever "jumped" in anything
 
2020-05-25 5:23:33 PM  
Whoever was filming this should have kept going, surely he picked up the ball and threw it. That was a great little outburst he had when he saw what a shiatty hit that was. I bet he can't even see the ball when taking a swing with his gut in the way
 
2020-05-25 5:34:30 PM  
He is not able to play his age, but he is able to play his weight provided he stays away from Metric measurements.
 
2020-05-25 5:37:43 PM  
I'm sure the Secret Service guys have been instructed to kick balls back onto the fairway and out of sand traps while fat boy is struggling in/out of his cart and selecting his next club.
 
2020-05-25 5:42:22 PM  
I just had a thought:  he can't act his age either, but he throws around his weight.
 
2020-05-25 6:05:04 PM  
He's as good at golf as he is at anything else.

Aside from assholing, tell me one thing he is legitimately skilled at.
 
2020-05-25 6:14:51 PM  
Wonder what happens when a skin thinned narcissistic golf cheater gains a bad reputation among his peers.  Given the means, do you think that kind of person would build and golf at his own resorts and clubs to escape that ridicule, building his own false kingdom filled phony self aggrandizing propaganda?  I wonder...
 
2020-05-25 6:28:40 PM  
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2020-05-25 6:36:28 PM  
The difference is Trump has his Hitler moustache on the inside.
 
2020-05-25 6:51:17 PM  
Doesn't look like he's planning on fixing that divot.  ETTD even the fricking grass
 
2020-05-25 6:53:36 PM  
The man is without grace and has been since he was paying his way into Studio 54
 
2020-05-25 7:03:17 PM  
We all know Trump is impatient as hell. He doesn't have the mindset for the game let alone the patience. I doubt he has ever been good at the game.
 
2020-05-25 7:19:51 PM  
I've pretty much always imagined that he was as good at golf as he is at marriage and being a father.
 
2020-05-25 7:21:46 PM  
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2020-05-25 7:24:23 PM  
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2020-05-25 7:29:55 PM  
This farking joke of a person is the collapse of the American experiment. I mean, let that sink in. Everything before this, the good and bad, from Bunker Hill to Normandy, craters with this farking loser and all his farking fans.
 
2020-05-25 7:33:11 PM  
So, is he playing against anyone?
It's funny to imagine him golfing by himself cuz he's such a cheat and so narcissistic that he can't handle losing.

Such tub of lard.
 
2020-05-25 7:43:02 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: This farking joke of a person is the collapse of the American experiment. I mean, let that sink in. Everything before this, the good and bad, from Bunker Hill to Normandy, craters with this farking loser and all his farking fans.


Hell of a realization on Memorial Day of all days.  All just so this worthless f*ck can tear it down to the cheering of 34 million worthless assholes.
 
2020-05-25 7:44:53 PM  
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2020-05-25 7:46:29 PM  

ElPrimitivo: He's as good at golf as he is at anything else.

Aside from assholing, tell me one thing he is legitimately skilled at.


Nope. I think you have it pretty well covered. Assholing it is.
 
2020-05-25 8:11:39 PM  
Maybe I'm naive, but how does one get close enough to the President on a golf course to film something like that?

I guess I've always just assumed if a Pres wanted to golf, the course would be shut down to the public and the only people out there would be either a close friend, relative or part of the protective detail.
 
2020-05-25 8:45:54 PM  
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2020-05-25 8:46:20 PM  
Trump would cheat at tic-tac-toe if he were smart enough to figure out how to.
 
2020-05-25 8:47:16 PM  
Read "Commander in Cheat".  All will be revealed.
 
2020-05-25 8:47:20 PM  

cherryl taggart: And another thing.  I thought the rules were that carts stay on the trail and you hike to your shot.  Tire marks all over the greens would ruin play for all the golfers.


There are rules.  He only plays at his courses so he can ignore the rules.
 
2020-05-25 8:47:38 PM  

The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: Maybe I'm naive, but how does one get close enough to the President on a golf course to film something like that?

I guess I've always just assumed if a Pres wanted to golf, the course would be shut down to the public and the only people out there would be either a close friend, relative or part of the protective detail.


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2020-05-25 8:48:09 PM  

eurotrader: Donnie is honest 16 handicap playing from the seniors or women's tee. Trump cheats at golf has been repeated by everyone that has played with him. Anyone that cheats at golf is clearly a POS.


The only score that matters in golf is the tab ran with the quench wench.
 
2020-05-25 8:49:09 PM  

brantgoose: He is not able to play his age, but he is able to play his weight provided he stays away from Metric measurements.


Most animals in his weight class don't have opposable thumbs.
 
2020-05-25 8:49:14 PM  
The divot went further 😂😂😂
 
2020-05-25 8:49:18 PM  

The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: Maybe I'm naive, but how does one get close enough to the President on a golf course to film something like that?

I guess I've always just assumed if a Pres wanted to golf, the course would be shut down to the public and the only people out there would be either a close friend, relative or part of the protective detail.


I don't think the Secret Service gives a damn at this point.
 
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