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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))   Man taken to hospital after chase treated for injuries suffered: a) During crash where he flipped a minivan; b) During his interaction with police as they caught up to him or c) While fleeing the crash as he ran right into a barbed wire fence   (dailygazette.com) divider line
    More: Fail, Barbed wire, Lane, Jonathan Bernard, Road, Albany, New York, English-language films, reports of the crash, third-degree  
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2020-05-25 7:20:18 PM  
License suspended
Ran from the police
"Took car without permission" and crashed it

Charged with two misdemeanors
 
2020-05-25 8:34:00 PM  
I wake up in the mornin'
And I raise my weary head
I got an old coat for a pillow
And the earth was last night's bed
I don't know where I'm goin'
Only God knows where I've been
I'm a devil on the run
A six gun lover
A candle in the wind, yeah
You're brought into this world
But they say you're born in sin
Well at least they've given me something
I didn't have to steal or have to win
Well, they tell me that I'm wanted
Yeah I'm a wanted man
I'm colt in your stable
I'm what Cain was to Able
Mister catch me if you can
I'm goin' down in a blaze of glory
(Down)
Take me now but know the truth
I'm goin' down in a blaze of glory
(Down)
Lord I never drew first
But I drew first blood
I'm no one's son
Call me young guuuuuun..
 
2020-05-25 8:35:53 PM  
Without even RTFA, I'm going with d) all of the above
 
2020-05-25 8:37:24 PM  

Bowen: License suspended
Ran from the police
"Took car without permission" and crashed it

Charged with two misdemeanors


That last part isn't illegal, dick move sure but not illegal
 
2020-05-25 8:39:39 PM  
Shame really
 
2020-05-25 8:43:05 PM  
A Troy man rolled a minivan ...

A Trojan?
 
2020-05-25 8:49:00 PM  
Where the fark is the Daily Gazette? The Article quotes towns that could be nearly anywhere in the Anglosphere
 
2020-05-25 8:49:46 PM  
He lives in a van down by the river
 
2020-05-25 9:12:34 PM  
Owww

Add cursing and screaming
 
2020-05-25 9:14:22 PM  
I remember one night long ago, we went to waterballoon a certain y camp at the end of a long road. Parked the cars and started the mission, somebody was onto us cause the cops showed up and we scattered. One guy ran into a cable gate and farked up his acl. Didnt help t h at his dad heard it all on the scanner, wouldnt surprise me if he's still grouunded even though this was 30 plus years ago... Three of us started the five mile walk back to town right along the highway, ducking and hiding from every car that came by, including those of friends looking for us. Wound up at a trailer park where we split a taxi ride back to town.had some 'splaining to do when i got home at 3 am and fixed a strong screwdriver to wind down from it. Strong work for a 17 year old...
 
2020-05-25 9:34:14 PM  
He must've called her "babe"

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2020-05-25 9:34:29 PM  
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2020-05-25 9:51:33 PM  
No mugshot???!??
 
2020-05-25 9:52:47 PM  

Fano: Where the fark is the Daily Gazette? The Article quotes towns that could be nearly anywhere in the Anglosphere



Schenectady, NY
 
2020-05-25 10:19:48 PM  

HudsonValleyFarker: Fano: Where the fark is the Daily Gazette? The Article quotes towns that could be nearly anywhere in the Anglosphere


Schenectady, NY


Well, username checks out.

And I cheated by checking the next article at a lake. But my point stands, it would be helpful to add the letters of a state to all articles
 
2020-05-25 11:47:02 PM  

Fano: HudsonValleyFarker: Fano: Where the fark is the Daily Gazette? The Article quotes towns that could be nearly anywhere in the Anglosphere


Schenectady, NY

Well, username checks out.

And I cheated by checking the next article at a lake. But my point stands, it would be helpful to add the letters of a state to all articles


Such things are not unrealistic asks. When I am dictator, a place on my council is yours.
 
2020-05-26 12:05:19 AM  
Easy Button!!
 
2020-05-26 12:54:38 AM  

chitownmike: Bowen: License suspended
Ran from the police
"Took car without permission" and crashed it

Charged with two misdemeanors

That last part isn't illegal, dick move sure but not illegal


Of course it is. A mechanic can't just start using your car to commute.
 
2020-05-26 3:08:39 AM  
I used to do IT work for a bunkering company in Baltimore, and they had all sorts of stories.

One time 4 guys managed to get into the compound seeking to loot the place. Bad idea. There were cameras EVERYWHERE. The security guy didn't even get out of his chair, he just called down to the dorm where the on-call longshoremen were sleeping. About a dozen big burly guys came out with implements of destruction such as pipe wrenches.

Three of the guys were smart enough to just give up. The 4th guy was not smart at all, and tried scaling a fence that was topped with concertina wire. It took the paramedics an hour to cut him loose.

Just thinking about it still gives me the heebie-jeebies.
 
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