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(Independent)   Hospital angrily denies presence of snake in operating theatre, insists there was only a monkey   (independent.co.uk) divider line
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2020-05-25 5:24:11 PM  
Was it a monkey-fighting snake in a monday-to-friday operating theatre?
 
2020-05-25 5:25:19 PM  
Monkey? You promised gorilla or higher!
 
2020-05-25 5:25:25 PM  
Tired of these M F in snakes in my M F in operating theatre?
 
2020-05-25 5:34:44 PM  
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2020-05-25 5:37:37 PM  
Badgers and mushrooms mostly.
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2020-05-25 5:39:16 PM  
I wonder if the patient came out of anaesthesia, hearing the Scout Camp wake-up call:

"Wakey-Wakey! Hands off snakey!!!"
 
2020-05-25 5:44:32 PM  
It was just Macaque.
 
2020-05-25 5:45:30 PM  
Now I am glad my Dr. is from Karachi.
 
2020-05-25 5:55:49 PM  
Imagine waking up from the anesthesia and thinking your mind was playing tricks on you and then suddenly monkeys!
 
2020-05-25 6:01:57 PM  
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2020-05-25 6:24:11 PM  
Look, as much as I like Trinidad and Tobago, I've been self-quarantining in Austin for the last two months. Wasn't me.

/oop-ack
 
2020-05-25 6:28:17 PM  

DevilGirlFromMars: Imagine waking up from the anesthesia and thinking your mind was playing tricks on you and then suddenly monkeys!


I've woken up to worse from being blacked out before.
 
2020-05-25 6:31:51 PM  
That's Doctor Monkey, thank you very much.
 
2020-05-25 6:37:35 PM  
He thrusts his fists against the post
And still insists he sees the ghosts
 
2020-05-25 6:39:18 PM  
Was the snake a euphemism for a well hung monkey?
 
2020-05-25 7:17:55 PM  
Get these motherfarking snakes out of my motherfarking operating room.

/Can't believe it's not already here.
 
2020-05-25 7:19:31 PM  

Grognard: Tired of these M F in snakes in my M F in operating theatre?


Gah
 
2020-05-25 8:32:20 PM  

foo monkey: That's Doctor Monkey, thank you very much.


You're bananas
 
2020-05-25 8:36:20 PM  
Let me see that monkey swang!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLgZS​h​iXywM

/ the song is worth the click
 
2020-05-25 8:37:05 PM  

Mega Steve: foo monkey: That's Doctor Monkey, thank you very much.

You're bananas


Heh 👍
 
Oak [BareFark]
2020-05-26 12:42:44 AM  

lindalouwho: Let me see that monkey swang!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLgZSh​iXywM

/ the song is worth the click


It so wasn't
 
2020-05-26 1:58:30 AM  

Oak: lindalouwho: Let me see that monkey swang!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLgZSh​iXywM

/ the song is worth the click

It so wasn't


It is if you know what 'monkey' means in hip-hop slang.
 
2020-05-26 2:26:25 AM  

bughunter: Oak: lindalouwho: Let me see that monkey swang!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLgZSh​iXywM

/ the song is worth the click

It so wasn't

It is if you know what 'monkey' means in hip-hop slang.


You're talking to a guy who has 'cell phones' in his profile's list of dislikes, lost cause.
 
Oak [BareFark]
2020-05-26 3:39:50 PM  
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