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(ABC News)   Country singer Morgan Wallen apologizes after establishing the C&W version of street cred   (abcnews.go.com) divider line
    More: Misc, Country music singer Morgan Wallen, Country music, Nashville, Tennessee, Black-and-white films, Saturday night, Grand Ole Opry, Kid Rock's bar, weekend arrest  
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2020-05-25 2:57:16 PM  
I want to know just how drunk and methed up you have to be to get kicked out of Kid Rock's bar

/and once I find out - look out this Friday...
 
2020-05-25 3:16:29 PM  
If he wants real c&w cred he's got to flip his pickup truck on the interstate.
 
2020-05-25 3:33:49 PM  
Man, imagine going to the lofty heights of being a reality show contestant to being kicked out of a bar.  Such a tragic fall.
 
2020-05-25 3:45:22 PM  
poconojoe:

Kid rock's bars are the racist version of A hard Rock Cafe, so not very drunk.

They more like it if you're amped up on coke like the hard Rock casino.
 
2020-05-25 3:46:20 PM  

poconojoe: I want to know just how drunk and methed up you have to be to get kicked out of Kid Rock's bar

/and once I find out - look out this Friday...


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2020-05-25 3:47:44 PM  

AstroJesus: If he wants real c&w cred he's got to flip his pickup truck on the interstate.


For bonus points, he'd have to flip his truck over the train (with his mama inside) and land in the prison yard.  All while drunk, of course.

/Steve Goodman would have approved, and John Prine would have gotten another jukebox.
 
2020-05-25 4:08:34 PM  
This guy is getting kicked out of bars, and bars aren't even a thing anymore where i live.
 
2020-05-25 4:13:48 PM  
I miss getting kicked out of bars
 
2020-05-25 4:23:24 PM  
Who gave kid rock a bar?
 
2020-05-25 4:27:02 PM  
Having suffered through one of Wallen's shows, I can assure you he has no C&W cred.
 
2020-05-25 4:36:54 PM  
AstroJesus:

Or freeze to death while sleeping it off in it.
 
2020-05-25 4:38:05 PM  
vudukungfu:

His daddy's auto dealership investment in his kid's "music" carrer
 
2020-05-25 4:44:04 PM  
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2020-05-25 4:45:10 PM  

vudukungfu: Who gave kid rock a bar?


Property is cheap in Detroit
 
2020-05-25 5:00:12 PM  

poconojoe: I want to know just how drunk and methed up you have to be to get kicked out of Kid Rock's bar

/and once I find out - look out this Friday...


Just send him back in.  Having spent a lot of time in downtown Nashville, please allow me to assure you that everyone in that bar is an asshole.  Go to work, my man, throw hands
 
2020-05-25 5:20:31 PM  
Just send him back in.  Having spent a lot of time in downtown Nashville, please allow me to assure you that everyone in that bar is an asshole.

Just to clarify, the locals stay the fark away from the Lower Broad scene.  You won't catch us on pedal taverns or mixing with the CMA crowds either.
 
2020-05-25 5:31:46 PM  

EnglishMajor: Just send him back in.  Having spent a lot of time in downtown Nashville, please allow me to assure you that everyone in that bar is an asshole.

Just to clarify, the locals stay the fark away from the Lower Broad scene.  You won't catch us on pedal taverns or mixing with the CMA crowds either.


I'll go into a few places like Robert's, The Valentine, Acme, etc (especially after a Preds game...remember those? Those were fun.)...but never never never Honky Tonk Central, Crazytown, FGL, or Kid Rock's "This is All Bullshiat Bar and Grill!"
 
2020-05-25 5:41:22 PM  

vudukungfu: Who gave kid rock a bar?


The other bars took up a collection. Buying him his own place was a small price to pay to keep him out of theirs.
 
2020-05-25 5:58:18 PM  
Right in the most touristy part of the touristy section of town?
Nice.
 
2020-05-25 6:34:25 PM  

lewintn: EnglishMajor: Just send him back in.  Having spent a lot of time in downtown Nashville, please allow me to assure you that everyone in that bar is an asshole.

Just to clarify, the locals stay the fark away from the Lower Broad scene.  You won't catch us on pedal taverns or mixing with the CMA crowds either.

I'll go into a few places like Robert's, The Valentine, Acme, etc (especially after a Preds game...remember those? Those were fun.)...but never never never Honky Tonk Central, Crazytown, FGL, or Kid Rock's "This is All Bullshiat Bar and Grill!"


Same.  I go to a lot of hockey games and still like to hear some music at Robert's afterward.  I like the house band pretty well, though I miss the days when they used to book other acts.  They always had good taste, heavy on country swing
 
2020-05-25 6:47:14 PM  

EnglishMajor: Just send him back in.  Having spent a lot of time in downtown Nashville, please allow me to assure you that everyone in that bar is an asshole.

Just to clarify, the locals stay the fark away from the Lower Broad scene.  You won't catch us on pedal taverns or mixing with the CMA crowds either.


I dont think your allowed to call them a lower broad anymore.  I think the preferred term is lady of the night.
 
2020-05-25 7:13:54 PM  

Naido: lewintn: EnglishMajor: Just send him back in.  Having spent a lot of time in downtown Nashville, please allow me to assure you that everyone in that bar is an asshole.

Just to clarify, the locals stay the fark away from the Lower Broad scene.  You won't catch us on pedal taverns or mixing with the CMA crowds either.

I'll go into a few places like Robert's, The Valentine, Acme, etc (especially after a Preds game...remember those? Those were fun.)...but never never never Honky Tonk Central, Crazytown, FGL, or Kid Rock's "This is All Bullshiat Bar and Grill!"

Same.  I go to a lot of hockey games and still like to hear some music at Robert's afterward.  I like the house band pretty well, though I miss the days when they used to book other acts.  They always had good taste, heavy on country swing


BR549 anyone? Also, was it Bronco Billy?
 
2020-05-25 7:19:17 PM  

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I don't know how many bouncers they were gonna need, but I knew how many they were gonna use
 
2020-05-25 7:47:51 PM  
Wallen said on Twitter that he and some friends were "horse-playing" after a few bar stops.

In other news, bar-hopping is back. Enjoy your coronavirus.
 
2020-05-25 7:57:42 PM  
Johnny Cash never apologized. Wimpy kids.
 
2020-05-25 8:03:21 PM  
What is "horse-playing"?

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Well, I can understand getting kicked out of a bar for that.
 
2020-05-25 9:17:35 PM  

AstroJesus: If he wants real c&w cred he's got to flip his pickup truck on the interstate.


Not enough racist dog whistles.
 
2020-05-25 9:39:52 PM  

Slackfumasta: What is "horse-playing"?

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Well, I can understand getting kicked out of a bar for that.


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2020-05-25 11:17:52 PM  
If getting kicked out of a Nashville bar gives you street cred I'm goddamn Superman.
 
2020-05-26 4:42:28 AM  
Willie Nelson - I Didn't Come Here (And I Ain't Leavin')
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I didn't come here and I ain't leavin'
I've been thrown into better places than this
I didn't come here and I ain't leavin'
Why don't you pucker up, I got just the place for you to kiss
 
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