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2020-05-24 4:17:59 PM  
SEX WEASELS!!
 
2020-05-24 4:25:28 PM  
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS & NATHAN FILLION in DOCTOR'S OFFICE - Neil's Puppet Dreams
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2020-05-24 4:41:41 PM  
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2020-05-24 5:11:31 PM  
We've really got to get back to portraits rather than photos.  In a photo, it's almost impossible to look noble while holding a sex weasel
 
2020-05-24 6:16:03 PM  
Painter: Well, sir, are you pleased?

Count Secondo: I don't know, do you think my codpiece is veiny enough?  I don't know, make it 25% more veiny.  If it's too subtle, no one will know it represents my wedding tackle.

Painter: You got it, one codpiece, extra veiny.
 
2020-05-24 6:40:49 PM  
'Renaissance Sex Weasel' is the working title for my Pauly Shore porno movie.
 
2020-05-24 7:22:28 PM  
S.W.i.R.a's? I don't think they exist.
 
2020-05-24 7:24:56 PM  
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That is one well camouflaged weasel.
 
2020-05-24 8:13:59 PM  
Nevermind the bollocks.
 
2020-05-24 8:49:51 PM  
Perhaps they are actually luxurious, high-value mink furs.
 
2020-05-24 9:15:18 PM  
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2020-05-24 9:17:30 PM  
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Use it to check yourself. It's a Renaissance Sex Weasel mag.
 
2020-05-24 9:27:16 PM  
Renaissance Sex Weasels is the name of my mandolin/harpsichord Billy Idol tribute band.
 
2020-05-24 9:33:27 PM  
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Because if there's an animal that is happy to sit motionless for several hours while you paint a portrait, it's a weasel.  Who will totally not act like a tiny Australian Shepard on cocaine.
 
2020-05-24 9:51:39 PM  
Never Mind the Bollocks, It's The Sex Weasels

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2020-05-24 10:11:01 PM  

Devolving_Spud: Because if there's an animal that is happy to sit motionless for several hours while you paint a portrait,


That's why Renaissance artists would take a photo first, and then paint the portrait based on the photo at their leisure.
 
2020-05-24 10:41:04 PM  
This seems like the place. Background, my wife and I walk together at 5pm every day. It's a standing date where I get high, entertain her and we exercise.

Action. On one of the paved and treed sections I noticed movement at the base of a pine tree. Quickly I assess it is a male squirrel and a female squirrel farking, in public. He made eye contact and farked up, his creepy rapist clutch on her slipped and she bolted. He chased her up a tree and I realized that squirrel sex, like duck sex, is a violent force based act.

I feel so embarrassed.
 
2020-05-24 10:53:52 PM  
Rzzzzzzzzt
 
2020-05-24 11:57:53 PM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: Never Mind the Bollocks, It's The Sex Weasels

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I've never seen a more convincing ad promoting tourism for Cape Cod
 
2020-05-25 12:10:24 AM  

Naido: Vlad_the_Inaner: Never Mind the Bollocks, It's The Sex Weasels

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I've never seen a more convincing ad promoting tourism for Cape Cod


Don't know, but I suspect it was about Provincetown trending more fabulous.  So it's probably a matter of taste

/nttiatwwt
 
2020-05-25 1:57:09 AM  
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Now I get it...
 
2020-05-25 3:46:42 AM  
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French & Saunders - Fur
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2020-05-25 3:55:55 AM  
Next: misplaced socks in Renaissance art

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2020-05-25 7:52:12 AM  
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2020-05-25 8:00:36 AM  
RZZZZZ!!

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2020-05-25 10:45:39 AM  

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Use it to check yourself. It's a Renaissance Sex Weasel mag.


That show lost me after Leoshi (sp?) starts what should be a mob war he casually checks into a sex motel and can't seal the deal.  Id be so fired up after bodybagging half the carnivore gang I'd wear that little rabbit around the house like a furry jockstrap. What were we talking about again?
 
2020-05-25 12:39:27 PM  
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Don't mind me, just watching the Missus stroke her jeweled weasel pelt.
 
2020-05-25 3:03:45 PM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: Naido: Vlad_the_Inaner: Never Mind the Bollocks, It's The Sex Weasels

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I've never seen a more convincing ad promoting tourism for Cape Cod

Don't know, but I suspect it was about Provincetown trending more fabulous.  So it's probably a matter of taste

/nttiatwwt


Figures.  Not all of Cape Cod...just the tip
 
2020-05-25 3:33:55 PM  
Cinema Snob - WEASELS RIP MY FLESH
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2020-05-25 4:13:41 PM  
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2020-05-26 8:40:50 AM  

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What time is it?

Time to beat them to death with their own kind.

/seanbaby
 
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