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2020-05-24 2:49:16 PM  
He sounds... moist.
 
2020-05-24 2:51:53 PM  
In real life, I know I can give a woman an orgasm which lasts an hour

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2020-05-24 3:01:02 PM  
The only people who can say this as a true statement are the people working in the vibrator factory.
 
2020-05-24 3:03:59 PM  
You're a chocolatier (chocolate maker)?
 
2020-05-24 3:15:49 PM  
If he said organisms, I might believe he's a covidiot.
 
2020-05-24 3:19:44 PM  

brantgoose: You're a chocolatier (chocolate maker)?


I knew that Willy Wonka was a bit perverted..
 
2020-05-24 3:43:37 PM  
In real life, I know I can give a woman an orgasm which lasts an hour, and I hope this translates to my audios.

I, too, have this ability and hope it translates to my Fark comments.  I suspect that he and I have a similar number of females who enjoy our work
 
2020-05-24 4:38:41 PM  
Cam girls everywhere laugh at him.  "5000 a day?  How about 5000 at a time?"

I know I can give a woman an orgasm which lasts an hour

The cam girls (and cam boys) just make sure it takes as long as possible to orgrasm.  They don't get paid after you log off satisfied.
 
2020-05-24 4:47:03 PM  
I get inside more woman than that, daily.

// bad news for them, I'm tiny
 
2020-05-24 5:11:00 PM  
Amateur.
 
2020-05-24 5:41:51 PM  
Give?
 
2020-05-24 5:50:20 PM  
Larry Nassar, is that you?

/Sorry
 
2020-05-24 5:51:42 PM  
Thought this was gonna be about the inventor of the Hitachi Magic Wand.
 
2020-05-24 5:51:56 PM  
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Hey guys, what's going on?
 
2020-05-24 5:52:10 PM  
He sounds a bit like James Von Praagh.
 
2020-05-24 5:52:54 PM  
Doesn't look like Barry White to me.
 
2020-05-24 5:53:18 PM  
Well talk about pointless pleasure.
 
2020-05-24 5:54:05 PM  
In a row?

/dont give any orgasms in the parking lot!
 
2020-05-24 5:56:26 PM  
It's a nope from me.

Then again, I'm the kind of person who laughs at erotica. When I worked in a bookstore (and subsequently for a publisher) as a young adult, finding the most cringeworthy passages in the erotica novels was almost a sport amongst the employees. Hearing someone read it out loud would just send me into a giggle fit.
 
2020-05-24 5:58:54 PM  

sleep lack: In a row?

/dont give any orgasms in the parking lot!


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2020-05-24 5:59:45 PM  
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I'll let you get back to Reginald's quivering member.
 
2020-05-24 6:01:07 PM  

DevilGirlFromMars: It's a nope from me.

Then again, I'm the kind of person who laughs at erotica. When I worked in a bookstore (and subsequently for a publisher) as a young adult, finding the most cringeworthy passages in the erotica novels was almost a sport amongst the employees. Hearing someone read it out loud would just send me into a giggle fit.


If you read Harry Potter, mentally change "wand" to "wang".

/ giggles like a school girl
 
2020-05-24 6:01:45 PM  
What a coincidence. I give orgasms to .0005 women a day.
 
2020-05-24 6:03:38 PM  
Nice work if you can get it.
 
2020-05-24 6:05:19 PM  
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2020-05-24 6:06:08 PM  
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"Yeah, me too. Heh-heh-heh. Boing-oing-oing-oing-oinng."
 
2020-05-24 6:06:21 PM  
Too bad the guy still cannot get laid or BJs

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2020-05-24 6:09:10 PM  
I give 5000 orgasms to subby's mom everyday.
 
2020-05-24 6:11:22 PM  
Does handing your spooge to women count as giving them orgasms
 
2020-05-24 6:11:46 PM  
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2020-05-24 6:11:52 PM  
OK, let's try a little experiment. Listen carefully, ladies.

[Billy Crystal voice]

"You don't think that I can tell the difference? Get out of here."
 
2020-05-24 6:13:03 PM  
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2020-05-24 6:14:21 PM  

bughunter: In real life, I know I can give a woman an orgasm which lasts an hour

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What, with an American Express Black card?
 
2020-05-24 6:20:42 PM  

Alphax: brantgoose: You're a chocolatier (chocolate maker)?

I knew that Willy Wonka was a bit perverted..


So is R. Kelly.

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2020-05-24 6:25:26 PM  

cyberspacedout: Alphax: brantgoose: You're a chocolatier (chocolate maker)?

I knew that Willy Wonka was a bit perverted..

So is R. Kelly.

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2020-05-24 6:28:56 PM  

DevilGirlFromMars: It's a nope from me.

Then again, I'm the kind of person who laughs at erotica. When I worked in a bookstore (and subsequently for a publisher) as a young adult, finding the most cringeworthy passages in the erotica novels was almost a sport amongst the employees. Hearing someone read it out loud would just send me into a giggle fit.


Pics, or never happened.
 
2020-05-24 6:30:47 PM  
Hard tail Harley?
 
2020-05-24 6:33:18 PM  
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2020-05-24 6:40:10 PM  
If by orgasms you mean creeps then I too give orgasms to many women.
 
2020-05-24 6:40:53 PM  
Why?
 
2020-05-24 6:42:08 PM  

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I'll let you get back to Reginald's quivering member.


Still my favorite Ledger movie.
 
2020-05-24 6:42:10 PM  
Sure ya don't... 😉
 
2020-05-24 7:09:01 PM  
That's an odd supper power, I wonder what's the name of his superhero identity?
 
2020-05-24 7:09:40 PM  

Maturin: Why?


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2020-05-24 7:11:41 PM  

Abox: Does handing your spooge to women count as giving them orgasms


Get a load of this guy
 
2020-05-24 7:12:39 PM  
CSB: I'm ... a guy. I've had orgasms so intense that I was still feeling them twelve hours later. No hypnosis involved.

// Recently, at the age of 58.
// Very, very, very CSB.
 
2020-05-24 7:13:20 PM  
"And boy are my arms tired."
 
2020-05-24 7:21:54 PM  
Meanwhile, these guys are all thinking, "Pfft, amateur."

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2020-05-24 7:31:15 PM  
Every woman is multi-orgasmic it she meets the right partner. Just don't try to base a marriage off of that.
 
2020-05-24 7:31:25 PM  
It's 5001 a day when you include his wife, Morgan Fairchild.
 
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