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2020-05-24 1:29:14 PM  
Wow, I went on a deep dive on this guy.   A complete asshole that went to the Arpaio School of Lawmakin',   And a drunk, too.

Then there is this:

https://www.santafenewmexican.com/new​s​/local_news/rio-arriba-county-sheriff-​flashes-controversial-hand-gesture/art​icle_d90478fa-2679-11ea-99bf-ef917200d​7af.html

Beginning in October 2014 and throughout his employment, the lawsuit said, Lujan would make comments about Armijo's dark skin color.
Before Lujan became sheriff, Armijo had requested days off work to go on a hunting trip, the suit said. Later, after Lujan became sheriff, Armijo asked Lujan if he could still take the time off. Lujan used a racial slur and told him African Americans do not know how to hunt, according to the suit.
When Armijo worked on Christmas Eve, Lujan again used a racial slur, saying only African Americans worked on that day, the suit alleged.
Armijo also accused Lujan of sexual harassment, alleging Lujan said Armijo had called Rodella "daddy" and said he performed sexual acts on him to maintain his job. The sheriff also told Armijo he was expected to perform the same sex acts on him, the suit alleged.
 
2020-05-24 2:09:05 PM  
Meh, pretty boring.
Around 1:25 there's a moment but I suppose this is big news in Rio Arriba county.
 
2020-05-24 2:18:48 PM  

RolandTGunner: Meh, pretty boring.
Around 1:25 there's a moment but I suppose this is big news in Rio Arriba county.


It's a fascinating read, though.  It's like the video is the teaser.   A crazy ex-city councilor with SWAt and all, another one under investigation for helping him, the Sheriff and the city police who are sick of his shiat.
 
2020-05-24 5:09:40 PM  
This thing has HBO special written all over it.
 
2020-05-24 5:39:49 PM  
When I moved to New Mexico, a local told me I should always carry a 12 pack in the car.   That way if you get pulled over, you can share a couple with the cop.
 
2020-05-24 6:24:35 PM  

Dewey Fidalgo: RolandTGunner: Meh, pretty boring.
Around 1:25 there's a moment but I suppose this is big news in Rio Arriba county.

It's a fascinating read, though.  It's like the video is the teaser.   A crazy ex-city councilor with SWAt and all, another one under investigation for helping him, the Sheriff and the city police who are sick of his shiat.


A 1 hour 40 minute "teaser"?

No thanks.

Moving on.
 
2020-05-24 6:28:24 PM  
1:40:42? You know how many pornhub videos that is? Strong pass!
 
2020-05-24 6:32:28 PM  

tpmchris: 1:40:42? You know how many pornhub videos that is? Strong pass!


This is just part 4 of 4.
 
2020-05-24 6:33:47 PM  
I did learn within the first minute to basically never buy a Dodge.
 
2020-05-24 6:39:46 PM  
If this video of a white guy getting arrested bored you too much I'm sure there are plenty of videos of black guys doing way less serious things that result in the cops unleashing several minutes of gunfire.
 
2020-05-24 6:41:50 PM  

tpmchris: 1:40:42? You know how many pornhub videos that is? Strong pass!


I think it's important to note that it wasn't a 'hard,' pass.
 
2020-05-24 6:42:06 PM  

powhound: I did learn within the first minute to basically never buy a Dodge.


Basically came in to say that these guys were given Dodge trucks.  My dumb ass bought one.
 
2020-05-24 6:45:18 PM  
If nothing else, I learned a little bit about Dodge trucks and piston problems.
 
2020-05-24 6:46:58 PM  
Should have shot the bastard like he was a runaway slave to teach him a lesson
 
2020-05-24 6:51:43 PM  
Not watching 1:40 video.
Did he cry like a little biatch?
 
2020-05-24 6:52:59 PM  

powhound: I did learn within the first minute to basically never buy a Dodge.


The stories I've been hearing is basically Fiat did what Fiat does, and Chrysler already doing what it does means Ram trucks are having a hard time staying on the road to the first oil change.

foo monkey: If nothing else, I learned a little bit about Dodge trucks and piston problems.


Don't ask about the transmission.  Although I had some FCA mechanic tell me that the transmission is also used in some supercar.  But that doesn't change it is failing in Ram trucks.
 
2020-05-24 6:55:12 PM  
That story is a few tigers and an uwitting husband away from Tiger King....
 
2020-05-24 6:57:37 PM  

foo monkey: If nothing else, I learned a little bit about Dodge trucks and piston problems.


Yep.  I learned that when I was driving one that was part of a Fleet contract.  Before 90k miles I'd been through three of them.
 
2020-05-24 7:00:50 PM  

foo monkey: If nothing else, I learned a little bit about Dodge trucks and piston problems.


I was told probably 40 years ago when I was young by an old timer.  "Don't buy anything other than a Ford or Chevy.  You'll go broke trying to keep a Dodge or International running.  A poor man can't afford them.".  I hoped Dodge had improved.  Maybe not.  International went away on small trucks.  I was working on a oil pipeline job and part of my job was to go get his truck and drive it to the next place where the bulldozers would end up.  He looked at me and said "Do not rawhide my truck son" and the tone of his voice left not doubt my butt was kicked if there was even a scratch on it.  I believed him.
 
2020-05-24 7:03:00 PM  
It's always nice watching some corrupt lawman get arrested, only thing that is close to it is watching your ahole boss get fired.
 
2020-05-24 7:15:05 PM  

oa330_man: When I moved to New Mexico, a local told me I should always carry a 12 pack in the car.   That way if you get pulled over, you can share a couple with the cop.


Hmm,   100+ degree warm beer (assuming the car sits in a texas sunny spot all day long).   The way to a cop's heart

/good excuse to pick up a fresh chilled pack at the store on the way home, I guess
 
2020-05-24 7:15:49 PM  
lolmao500:

Wow, that escalated quickly.
 
2020-05-24 7:18:29 PM  

calbert: Dewey Fidalgo: RolandTGunner: Meh, pretty boring.
Around 1:25 there's a moment but I suppose this is big news in Rio Arriba county.

It's a fascinating read, though.  It's like the video is the teaser.   A crazy ex-city councilor with SWAt and all, another one under investigation for helping him, the Sheriff and the city police who are sick of his shiat.

A 1 hour 40 minute "teaser"?

No thanks.

Moving on.


tpmchris: 1:40:42? You know how many pornhub videos that is? Strong pass!



VIDEO: Rio Arriba County Sheriff arrested, refusing to comply to search warrant
Youtube LXKvCUMtb1k


Titty grab at 1:36
 
2020-05-24 7:18:53 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: This thing has HBO special written all over it.


I just signed a Netflix deal for a program loosely based on it: they're more generous with greenlights than Fark mods.

BTW co-executive producer.
 
2020-05-24 7:26:17 PM  

tpmchris: 1:40:42? You know how many pornhub videos that is? Strong pass!


Dunno.  Never finished one.
 
2020-05-24 7:29:30 PM  
I don't care if he was on video while drunk, farking a 6yr old (boy or girl), yelling the N word into a megaphone. I'm on his side about refusing to unlock his phone.

Nope, sorry, just changed the password, and I'll be darned if I didn't already forget it.
 
2020-05-24 7:30:04 PM  

BlueBox: foo monkey: If nothing else, I learned a little bit about Dodge trucks and piston problems.

I was told probably 40 years ago when I was young by an old timer.  "Don't buy anything other than a Ford or Chevy.  You'll go broke trying to keep a Dodge or International running.  A poor man can't afford them.".  I hoped Dodge had improved.  Maybe not.  International went away on small trucks.  I was working on a oil pipeline job and part of my job was to go get his truck and drive it to the next place where the bulldozers would end up.  He looked at me and said "Do not rawhide my truck son" and the tone of his voice left not doubt my butt was kicked if there was even a scratch on it.  I believed him.


Well, Fiat isn't known for quality, and neither is Chrysler, and the two merging together proved critics correct, they're building the worst Ram trucks the world has ever seen.  We've all heard of bad cars not lasting long, but there's too many stories of new Rams not lasting to first oil change before needing serious repairs.
 
2020-05-24 7:33:32 PM  
I would have felt better about this if the guy serving the warrant understood how rights work.
"I'd like an attorney."
"It doesn't work like that. You're required by the warrant to unlock your phone for me, and then you can talk to your attorney all you want."
"I'd like an attorney."
Proceeds to arrest him for "obstruction of justice", aka "contempt of cop".

I mean, don't get me wrong. The guy sounds like a complete dirtbag, but the arresting officers sound like they may have attended his school as well.
 
2020-05-24 7:36:45 PM  
Well...they did have a sniper rifle out at about an hour and a half into the video.
 
2020-05-24 7:38:18 PM  

oa330_man: When I moved to New Mexico, a local told me I should always carry a 12 pack in the car.   That way if you get pulled over, you can share a couple with the cop.


A pint of 99 bananas takes up less space
 
2020-05-24 7:40:17 PM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: I would have felt better about this if the guy serving the warrant understood how rights work.
"I'd like an attorney."
"It doesn't work like that. You're required by the warrant to unlock your phone for me, and then you can talk to your attorney all you want."
"I'd like an attorney."
Proceeds to arrest him for "obstruction of justice", aka "contempt of cop".

I mean, don't get me wrong. The guy sounds like a complete dirtbag, but the arresting officers sound like they may have attended his school as well.


98% of them go to the same school. The other 2% cover for them for some reason.
 
2020-05-24 7:44:18 PM  

wildbill0712: Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: I would have felt better about this if the guy serving the warrant understood how rights work.
"I'd like an attorney."
"It doesn't work like that. You're required by the warrant to unlock your phone for me, and then you can talk to your attorney all you want."
"I'd like an attorney."
Proceeds to arrest him for "obstruction of justice", aka "contempt of cop".

I mean, don't get me wrong. The guy sounds like a complete dirtbag, but the arresting officers sound like they may have attended his school as well.

98% of them go to the same school. The other 2% cover for them for some reason.


Blue Lives Matter...
 
2020-05-24 7:54:04 PM  

BlueBox: foo monkey: If nothing else, I learned a little bit about Dodge trucks and piston problems.

I was told probably 40 years ago when I was young by an old timer.  "Don't buy anything other than a Ford or Chevy.  You'll go broke trying to keep a Dodge or International running.  A poor man can't afford them.".  I hoped Dodge had improved.  Maybe not.  International went away on small trucks.  I was working on a oil pipeline job and part of my job was to go get his truck and drive it to the next place where the bulldozers would end up.  He looked at me and said "Do not rawhide my truck son" and the tone of his voice left not doubt my butt was kicked if there was even a scratch on it.  I believed him.


Oddly enough, Ford's late '90s - early '00s 7.3 turbo Diesel, which is an extremely reliable power plant, was built by International. But so was its successor, the infamous "6-leaker." The pre common rail Dodge diesels are also tough, once you address the fuel pump issues.
 
2020-05-24 7:55:12 PM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: I would have felt better about this if the guy serving the warrant understood how rights work.
"I'd like an attorney."
"It doesn't work like that. You're required by the warrant to unlock your phone for me, and then you can talk to your attorney all you want."
"I'd like an attorney."
Proceeds to arrest him for "obstruction of justice", aka "contempt of cop".

I mean, don't get me wrong. The guy sounds like a complete dirtbag, but the arresting officers sound like they may have attended his school as well.


I'm sure it works that way for a personal phone.  They probably were taking away his work phone.
 
2020-05-24 7:56:08 PM  
Wow, so that's what working body cams look like. Luckily there weren't folks of a darker color or those things might have been turned off.
 
2020-05-24 7:59:29 PM  

tpmchris: 1:40:42? You know how many pornhub videos that is? Strong pass!


And not a minute went missing.
 
2020-05-24 8:01:17 PM  
shaggai: Wow, so that's what working body cams look like. Luckily there weren't folks of a darker color or those things might have been turned off.

*malfunctioned
 
2020-05-24 8:01:49 PM  
There's a set of videos on this:

Pt 1, where the sheriff interferes in a police standoff w/a city councilor and appears drunk:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G7di​R​TrGAg

Pt 2, same sheriff interferes with police serving a warrant to a different city councilor:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr6vC​P​nrIgY

Pt 3, same sheriff almost starts a standoff when served with a search warrant:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqqFB​-​tN1DQ&feature=youtu.be

Pt 4 is the video where he gets arrested.
 
2020-05-24 8:06:16 PM  

shaggai: Wow, so that's what working body cams look like. Luckily there weren't folks of a darker color or those things might have been turned off.


Well, except for number 2 who wore his camera sideways to be cool.
 
2020-05-24 8:16:44 PM  
Guess he figured, it worked for Trump.
 
2020-05-24 8:21:52 PM  

Trik: Not watching 1:40 video.
Did he cry like a little biatch?


YES.
 
2020-05-24 8:23:05 PM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: I would have felt better about this if the guy serving the warrant understood how rights work.
"I'd like an attorney."
"It doesn't work like that. You're required by the warrant to unlock your phone for me, and then you can talk to your attorney all you want."
"I'd like an attorney."
Proceeds to arrest him for "obstruction of justice", aka "contempt of cop".

I mean, don't get me wrong. The guy sounds like a complete dirtbag, but the arresting officers sound like they may have attended his school as well.


Too bad you're wrong.
 
2020-05-24 8:37:06 PM  

wildbill0712: I don't care if he was on video while drunk, farking a 6yr old (boy or girl), yelling the N word into a megaphone. I'm on his side about refusing to unlock his phone.

Nope, sorry, just changed the password, and I'll be darned if I didn't already forget it.


Sure. Unless he was doing public business on that phone.  Or was issued by the county.

I won't use my personal phone for any work business. One of the guys in the fire marshal's office had his subpoenaed because he did work on his personal phone. Play all the "I forgot my password, heh heh" games you like, have fun being found in contempt.
 
2020-05-24 8:48:36 PM  

wildbill0712: I don't care if he was on video while drunk, farking a 6yr old (boy or girl), yelling the N word into a megaphone. I'm on his side about refusing to unlock his phone.

Nope, sorry, just changed the password, and I'll be darned if I didn't already forget it.


His phone or a department phone?  I didn't catch which it was.  Makes a huuuuge difference.
 
2020-05-24 8:54:47 PM  
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2020-05-24 8:58:55 PM  
1.  The number of LEOs wandering about without a mask or just a SWAT mask.
2.  The number of LEOs coughing.
3.  The multiple times Lujan whined about how tight the cuffs were and how, after checking them out, the arresting LEOs told him they weren't tight that they were loose.
4.  The HMV in the department's parking lot.  That get tons of use?
5.  Yeah, most of police work is boring to the point of stunningly boring.
6.  The two LEOs in the very beginning talking about their trucks.  Can't talk about sex these days with cameras rolling.
7.  The sniper checking out the building up the hill.  More than a touch of voyeur in that boy.
 
2020-05-24 9:03:06 PM  
Remember, folks. Whenever you see any of those Branch Dildoians ranting that the State & Federal govts should be abolished and all power should be in the hands of your local Sheriff only, THIS is the kind of crackpot they are wanting in charge, each running their district as it's own little fiefdom.
 
2020-05-24 9:08:02 PM  

2wolves: wildbill0712: I don't care if he was on video while drunk, farking a 6yr old (boy or girl), yelling the N word into a megaphone. I'm on his side about refusing to unlock his phone.

Nope, sorry, just changed the password, and I'll be darned if I didn't already forget it.

His phone or a department phone?  I didn't catch which it was.  Makes a huuuuge difference.


I didn't see them say one way or the other. There is a reason I said "no thank you" when offered a work phone, lol
 
2020-05-24 9:13:39 PM  
Is there such thing as a Sheriff who is a Democrat?  Gotta be like 99% Repug, no?

/it's crap that it's a partisan office
 
2020-05-24 9:18:03 PM  
I got lots of time during quarantine. But ain't nobody got time for that.
 
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