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(Law and Crime)   Well, let's check in to see how well Roger Stone is handling things and...oh, my   (lawandcrime.com) divider line
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2020-05-24 11:36:08 AM  
So, I didn't watch the whole video (for what I would hope would be obvious reasons), but he's sitting at home alone wearing a mask? Why? Oh, I see, it's a branded mask he is almost certainly selling. Well, I mean, at some point you have to admire his dedication to the grift.

/ Wait... I'm being told... no... no, that is not currently one of the things we need to admire. Good to know.
 
2020-05-24 11:42:13 AM  
Send him back to jail.
 
2020-05-24 12:00:25 PM  
Roger Stone is the Pete Rose of politics.  If he weren't in (legal) trouble, he'd have no brand.  He needs everything that is happening to him, and he's probably happy for it.

I've always posited that if Pete Rose was reinstated voted into the HOF, he'd soon be ignored.
 
2020-05-24 12:19:35 PM  
Is that a photograph of Al Gore!?

No. Perhaps not.
 
2020-05-24 12:20:37 PM  
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2020-05-24 12:42:08 PM  
Keep on farking that chicken, Roger. Eventually it'll cluck out the "I love you" that you so desperately need to hear.
 
2020-05-24 12:56:58 PM  

downstairs: Roger Stone is the Pete Rose of politics.  If he weren't in (legal) trouble, he'd have no brand.  He needs everything that is happening to him, and he's probably happy for it.

I've always posited that if Pete Rose was reinstated voted into the HOF, he'd soon be ignored.


Who?
 
2020-05-24 2:51:29 PM  
The proctological exam has determined

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YOU ARE the asshole!
 
2020-05-24 3:15:38 PM  
You know, a smarter man would have taken the hint that he should just shut the f*ck up...
 
2020-05-24 3:18:49 PM  
I don't care what he says.  Neither should anyone else.
 
2020-05-24 4:08:52 PM  

hubiestubert: You know, a smarter man would have taken the hint that he should just shut the f*ck up...


He has the forehead of a neanderthal.
 
2020-05-24 4:11:46 PM  

hubiestubert: You know, a smarter man would have taken the hint that he should just shut the f*ck up...


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/He would  have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids
 
2020-05-24 4:14:18 PM  

downstairs: Roger Stone is the Pete Rose of politics.  If he weren't in (legal) trouble, he'd have no brand.  He needs everything that is happening to him, and he's probably happy for it.

I've always posited that if Pete Rose was reinstated voted into the HOF, he'd soon be ignored.


For all they scream about Blue Lives mattering, a certain swath of America sure does glorify outlaws and lawlessness.
Howdo they reconcile those contradictory ideas?
 
2020-05-24 4:16:08 PM  

Porkbelly: hubiestubert: You know, a smarter man would have taken the hint that he should just shut the f*ck up...

He has the forehead of a neanderthal.


More like Zippy the Pinhead. Though Zippy is worth 500 Stones and 500 trumps

/I will NEVER capitalize that shiatstain's name
//EVAH
 
2020-05-24 4:16:19 PM  
He solicits proctology exams in threw restrooms at the Greyhound station downtown.
 
2020-05-24 4:16:25 PM  
We've put Roger Stone on an experimental psychedelic drug that was shelved during the Nixon era.
Let's see if he notices
(you'll get nothing out of me Folgers!)
 
2020-05-24 4:17:12 PM  

Palined Parenthood: downstairs: Roger Stone is the Pete Rose of politics.  If he weren't in (legal) trouble, he'd have no brand.  He needs everything that is happening to him, and he's probably happy for it.

I've always posited that if Pete Rose was reinstated voted into the HOF, he'd soon be ignored.

For all they scream about Blue Lives mattering, a certain swath of America sure does glorify outlaws and lawlessness.
Howdo they reconcile those contradictory ideas?


Oh, fark me for not using the Preview button again.

Hey Drew! The BIUS buttons often eat the single spaces that follows them in Mobile Fark!
 
2020-05-24 4:17:25 PM  
He doesn't deserve incarceration, he should be shot in the head.
 
2020-05-24 4:18:17 PM  
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2020-05-24 4:19:34 PM  

phlegmjay: So, I didn't watch the whole video (for what I would hope would be obvious reasons), but he's sitting at home alone wearing a mask? Why? Oh, I see, it's a branded mask he is almost certainly selling. Well, I mean, at some point you have to admire his dedication to the grift.

/ Wait... I'm being told... no... no, that is not currently one of the things we need to admire. Good to know.


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2020-05-24 4:21:31 PM  

Excelsior: hubiestubert: You know, a smarter man would have taken the hint that he should just shut the f*ck up...

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/He would  have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids


The Force is strong with those kids. Probably learned it at the Xavier Institute, after completing their elementary education at Hogwarts.
 
2020-05-24 4:22:02 PM  

Butterflew: Send him back to jail.


I guess I'm not up on current events. Why is he NOT still in jail?!
 
2020-05-24 4:22:23 PM  
Does he have a rash on the right side of his face?
 
2020-05-24 4:23:09 PM  
Will the next show host for TrumpTV please step forward!
 
2020-05-24 4:23:12 PM  
 
2020-05-24 4:23:59 PM  
I guess the whole "finding Jesus" thing of a week (or an eternity ago, they feel the same anymore) didn't get quite the traction he had hoped for then eh?  That was Stone, right?  There's so many to keep track of.
 
2020-05-24 4:24:02 PM  
He was found guilty right?

Why isn't he in jail?
 
2020-05-24 4:24:40 PM  

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: phlegmjay: So, I didn't watch the whole video (for what I would hope would be obvious reasons), but he's sitting at home alone wearing a mask? Why? Oh, I see, it's a branded mask he is almost certainly selling. Well, I mean, at some point you have to admire his dedication to the grift.

/ Wait... I'm being told... no... no, that is not currently one of the things we need to admire. Good to know.

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I think the placement of the "Trump 2020" logo on the mask is problematic.  I mean, it might just as well be a bullseye for the delivery of roundhouse kicks.
 
2020-05-24 4:27:42 PM  

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: phlegmjay: So, I didn't watch the whole video (for what I would hope would be obvious reasons), but he's sitting at home alone wearing a mask? Why? Oh, I see, it's a branded mask he is almost certainly selling. Well, I mean, at some point you have to admire his dedication to the grift.

/ Wait... I'm being told... no... no, that is not currently one of the things we need to admire. Good to know.

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I saw an old moron at Aldi this morning wearing a Trump 2020 Make Liberals Cry Again hat and a mask.

I admit I'm triggered. I hate to think any of these monsters are escaping the consequences of their actions.
 
2020-05-24 4:28:32 PM  
He's basically a Garrison cartoon at this point.
 
2020-05-24 4:29:00 PM  

Butterflew: Send him back to jail.


He hasn't been yet. He was suppose to report on April 30th but;

30-day delay in Roger Stone beginning prison sentence due to COVID-19
 
2020-05-24 4:35:17 PM  
I greatly look forward to reading that man's obituary.
 
2020-05-24 4:36:40 PM  

Gergesa: Speaking of proctological exams, on the same page

https://lawandcrime.com/crazy/man-sexu​ally-assaulted-ponies-and-more-animals​-mightve-been-abused-police/


Why do I  always have to click?!  WHY?!?!

Thanks. Thanks a lot.
 
2020-05-24 4:38:09 PM  

Bloody William: I greatly look forward to reading that man's obituary.


Betcha a nickel he write it himself.
 
2020-05-24 4:39:20 PM  

Palined Parenthood: downstairs: Roger Stone is the Pete Rose of politics.  If he weren't in (legal) trouble, he'd have no brand.  He needs everything that is happening to him, and he's probably happy for it.

I've always posited that if Pete Rose was reinstated voted into the HOF, he'd soon be ignored.

For all they scream about Blue Lives mattering, a certain swath of America sure does glorify outlaws and lawlessness.
Howdo they reconcile those contradictory ideas?


They don't like cops, they just like it when cops hurt minorities.
 
2020-05-24 4:41:35 PM  
Republicans are insane. There's no way to sugar coat it.
 
2020-05-24 4:42:10 PM  

bareknucklejones: Gergesa: Speaking of proctological exams, on the same page

https://lawandcrime.com/crazy/man-sexu​ally-assaulted-ponies-and-more-animals​-mightve-been-abused-police/

Why do I  always have to click?!  WHY?!?!

Thanks. Thanks a lot.


What is surprising is he has a pretty decent face so he shouldn't need to resort to farm animals.  Of course the rest of him could be hideous I suppose.
 
2020-05-24 4:42:29 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: Butterflew: Send him back to jail.

I guess I'm not up on current events. Why is he NOT still in jail?!


Or, more to the point, how is he able to still "advertise" the shiat he wants to peddle?!
 
2020-05-24 4:43:10 PM  
I am waiting for the explanation by the GED in laws to come in and explain how the unmasking or any of the materialist arguments even remotely apply to the witness tampering charge.
 
2020-05-24 4:43:44 PM  

hubiestubert: You know, a smarter man would have taken the hint that he should just shut the f*ck up...


Why? Can't make money if he's quiet. Aint nothin gonna happen if he talks.
 
2020-05-24 4:44:21 PM  
He's basically saying "Flynn me".
 
2020-05-24 4:52:10 PM  
I wish somebody would give him a proctological exam with an unlubed baseball bat.
 
2020-05-24 4:52:46 PM  

Koodz: JustToLetYouKnowFriend: phlegmjay: So, I didn't watch the whole video (for what I would hope would be obvious reasons), but he's sitting at home alone wearing a mask? Why? Oh, I see, it's a branded mask he is almost certainly selling. Well, I mean, at some point you have to admire his dedication to the grift.

/ Wait... I'm being told... no... no, that is not currently one of the things we need to admire. Good to know.

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I saw an old moron at Aldi this morning wearing a Trump 2020 Make Liberals Cry Again hat and a mask.

I admit I'm triggered. I hate to think any of these monsters are escaping the consequences of their actions.


Helps identify the opposition.
 
2020-05-24 4:54:56 PM  
If we lived in an America with law and justice, that  farking traitorous criminal woulda been hanged on live tv. His farking feelings can get farked.
 
2020-05-24 5:04:26 PM  
Man, it's really farking scary to realize that the only reason Nixon resigned was because, back then, republicans still had enough shame to realize that naked cronyism wouldn't go over well with the voters.
 
2020-05-24 5:05:54 PM  
Roger Stone is a fascinating creature. What kind of person is like "yep, I'm going to shape my entire career over the fact that I was the fall guy in Nixon's stooge crew!"
 
2020-05-24 5:10:57 PM  

neongoats: If we lived in an America with law and justice, that  farking traitorous And quartered the worst criminal woulda been hanged on live tv. His farking feelings can get farked.


You know in China throughout  much of history  they actually drew and quartered their most heinous and treasonous traitors, criminals, and  major league hucksters, even third rate ones.
 
2020-05-24 5:19:19 PM  

MattytheMouse: Roger Stone is a fascinating creature. What kind of person is like "yep, I'm going to shape my entire career over the fact that I was the fall guy in Nixon's stooge crew!"


Like, I read a lot about Richard Nixon and find him a curious part of history but holy fark I have my limits.
 
2020-05-24 5:19:31 PM  
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2020-05-24 5:20:33 PM  
Stone began the interview by speaking through his mask. Then he removed it and declared he was unmasked like Michael Flynn

Hahaha, oh wow!
 
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