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pkjun
2020-05-24 8:10:29 AM  
35 votes:
Meanwhile, the global shutdown is crashing CO2 emission levels back towards sustainability.

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Pictured: all our dystopias trying to get through 2020 simultaneously.
 
Monkeyfark Ridiculous
2020-05-24 11:09:51 AM  
33 votes:

HugeMistake: My new business venture: selling masks printed to look like the lower half of somebody else's face.


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HugeMistake [TotalFark]
2020-05-24 8:09:13 AM  
30 votes:

HugeMistake: My new business venture: selling masks printed to look like the lower half of somebody else's face.


Excuse me for a moment while I trademark the name "Facemask"
 
Butterflew [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-05-24 8:18:09 AM  
27 votes:

pkjun: Meanwhile, the global shutdown is crashing CO2 emission levels back towards sustainability.

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Pictured: all our dystopias trying to get through 2020 simultaneously.


Yeah well with everyone being forced to wear facemasks people are breathing their own CO2 which is worse. At least CO2 emissions just go up into the air and we're not BREATHING that.

/Amidoinitrite?
 
ChrisDe [TotalFark]
2020-05-24 9:40:06 AM  
25 votes:

Carter Pewterschmidt: It has amused me that genuine authoritarian governments, like Hong Kong, have banned wearing masks yet in the US being told to wear a mask is seen as authoritarian.


This is how you get the Covidiots to wear masks. Obama's face-recognition technology won't work with a mask on, so it can't increase your payroll tax by 99 cents to pay for the mandatory abortions that are required under Obamacare.
 
I dont want to be on this planet anymore
2020-05-24 8:29:55 AM  
25 votes:

Butterflew: pkjun: Meanwhile, the global shutdown is crashing CO2 emission levels back towards sustainability.

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Pictured: all our dystopias trying to get through 2020 simultaneously.

Yeah well with everyone being forced to wear facemasks people are breathing their own CO2 which is worse. At least CO2 emissions just go up into the air and we're not BREATHING that.

/Amidoinitrite?



The trick to lowering the CO2 we are breathing back in with the masks on is to do a little DIY adjustment by carefully cutting a small hole that will fit a short length of plastic tubing into the opening. It's important that the opening be just enough for the tube as you don't want to compromise the integrity of the mask. Use a few pieces of tape to ensure the mask has a good seal when your done. The next step is add a little lubricant to the other end of the tube and gently insert it into your anus, then just breath like normal.
This one trick not only reduces the CO2 rebreathing but you also get to enjoy the smell of your own farts while using the mask. It's win/win.
 
HugeMistake [TotalFark]
2020-05-24 8:08:40 AM  
25 votes:
My new business venture: selling masks printed to look like the lower half of somebody else's face.
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-05-24 8:27:07 AM  
13 votes:
You'll know me by the gesture I'm making at the camera.
 
thesubliminalman
2020-05-24 1:58:52 PM  
9 votes:
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Ker_Thwap [TotalFark]
2020-05-24 9:56:30 AM  
8 votes:

Butterflew: pkjun: Meanwhile, the global shutdown is crashing CO2 emission levels back towards sustainability.

[external-preview.redd.it image 320x240]

Pictured: all our dystopias trying to get through 2020 simultaneously.

Yeah well with everyone being forced to wear facemasks people are breathing their own CO2 which is worse. At least CO2 emissions just go up into the air and we're not BREATHING that.

/Amidoinitrite?


I got a lungful of my own dystopia the other day, and it was not a pretty scene.  Stoopid libs.
 
hubiestubert [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-05-24 8:09:17 AM  
7 votes:
Well, that's a shame...
 
red5ish
2020-05-24 10:43:31 AM  
6 votes:

Alphax: Yeah, if I want to use ApplePay while I'm buying more NyQuil and cough drops at Walgreens, I have to slip my mask off for a moment so my phone will recognize me.


That must be a horrible inconvenience for you.
 
GardenWeasel [TotalFark]
2020-05-24 10:27:46 AM  
6 votes:

red5ish: You know what also messes with facial recognition software? Being black.


Well, that's easy. Just don't be black.
 
thesubliminalman
2020-05-24 1:41:25 PM  
5 votes:

HugeMistake: My new business venture: selling masks printed to look like the lower half of somebody else's face.


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evercover.com is the name of the place
 
AAAAGGGGHHHH
2020-05-24 4:10:53 PM  
3 votes:
I had to put on an Ant Man suit in order to handle a violin of the appropriate size.

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rightClick [OhFark]
2020-05-24 11:00:33 AM  
3 votes:
don't worry, summer is coming and the tattoo recognition will start kicking back in.
 
red5ish
2020-05-24 10:07:21 AM  
3 votes:
You know what also messes with facial recognition software? Being black.
 
Vlad_the_Inaner
2020-05-24 10:42:42 AM  
2 votes:
In Gibson's book, Zero History, the plot contains a shirt patterned in such a way that it fouled up facial recognition.

It was called 'The Ugly Shirt'.

The first cloth sewn cloth mask I got was mad from remnants of kiddie clothes material.  Choo-choo trains etc.  It is a strong contender for being called 'The Ugly Mask'
 
mrmopar5287
2020-05-24 10:36:22 AM  
2 votes:

Alphax: Yeah, if I want to use ApplePay while I'm buying more NyQuil and cough drops at Walgreens, I have to slip my mask off for a moment so my phone will recognize me.


Or use the PIN to pay.

Or if you have an Apple Watch, there is no PIN or Face ID necessary as long as the watch hasn't been removed from your wrist since you last unlocked it.
 
vudukungfu [TotalFark]
2020-05-24 10:01:34 AM  
2 votes:
Problem?
Not really.
It is a matter of fine tuning your phisiometric calibrations, you greedy, facist bastards.
Fortunately, altruistic geniuses won't work for you, but will work against you.
 
Alphax [TotalFark]
2020-05-24 8:29:56 AM  
2 votes:
Yeah, if I want to use ApplePay while I'm buying more NyQuil and cough drops at Walgreens, I have to slip my mask off for a moment so my phone will recognize me.
 
chitownmike
2020-05-24 6:51:59 PM  
1 vote:

snocone: A year from now, hopefully you are going to look back on this pandemic and ____________.


Masturbate? Yeah, probably
 
Slackfumasta
2020-05-24 12:19:21 PM  
1 vote:

Alphax: Yeah, if I want to use ApplePay while I'm buying more NyQuil and cough drops at Walgreens, I have to slip my mask off for a moment so my phone will recognize me.


Update to the latest iOS and it will give you the ability to pay with your passcode if face recognition doesn't work, such as when using a mask.
 
JerkfaceMcGee [BareFark]
2020-05-24 12:17:57 PM  
1 vote:

Carter Pewterschmidt: It has amused me that genuine authoritarian governments, like Hong Kong, have banned wearing masks yet in the US being told to wear a mask is seen as authoritarian.


Ah my dear friend - you see asking Americans to do anything (whether they want to or not), for any reason is an authoritarian act that infringes on our basic freedoms. If you started telling people they needed to wipe their ass after using the toilet, there would be a vocal minority who would equate it with Hitler/Stalin/Insert Boogeyman.
 
I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-05-24 11:21:36 AM  
1 vote:

GardenWeasel: tricycleracer: Alphax: Yeah, if I want to use ApplePay while I'm buying more NyQuil and cough drops at Walgreens, I have to slip my mask off for a moment so my phone will recognize me.

I have a fingerprint scanner on my lowly Samsung.

I've had one on all my recent Androids, but the upcoming flagships have all ditched them for facial recognition.

I'm going to ride my my G6 as long as I can.


Everyone wants MOAR SCREEN.
 
Advernaut
2020-05-24 11:09:27 AM  
1 vote:
My new tech was designed to recognize the faces and follow the activities of tech company CEOs
 
Al Tsheimers
2020-05-24 10:58:12 AM  
1 vote:

Butterflew: pkjun: Meanwhile, the global shutdown is crashing CO2 emission levels back towards sustainability.

[external-preview.redd.it image 320x240]

Pictured: all our dystopias trying to get through 2020 simultaneously.

Yeah well with everyone being forced to wear facemasks people are breathing their own CO2 which is worse. At least CO2 emissions just go up into the air and we're not BREATHING that.

/Amidoinitrite?


Yes, you are. But it will only go over with people that pay for nitrogen in their tires, when air is already 78% nitrogen. So, the 30% that are anti-science and anti-education.
 
Alphax [TotalFark]
2020-05-24 10:44:49 AM  
1 vote:

red5ish: Alphax: Yeah, if I want to use ApplePay while I'm buying more NyQuil and cough drops at Walgreens, I have to slip my mask off for a moment so my phone will recognize me.

That must be a horrible inconvenience for you.


I try to be polite and not point my face at the cashier while doing it.
 
mrmopar5287
2020-05-24 10:38:10 AM  
1 vote:

GardenWeasel: Give me back my damn fingerprint sensor.


https://www.apple.com/iphone-se/
 
GardenWeasel [TotalFark]
2020-05-24 10:26:09 AM  
1 vote:

Alphax: Yeah, if I want to use ApplePay while I'm buying more NyQuil and cough drops at Walgreens, I have to slip my mask off for a moment so my phone will recognize me.


Give me back my damn fingerprint sensor.
 
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