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2020-05-24 12:00:57 AM  
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2020-05-24 12:04:57 AM  
"Lake" of the Ozarks? Pretty sure that's a swimming pool. ;)
 
2020-05-24 12:17:42 AM  
Holy shiat
 
2020-05-24 12:25:56 AM  
According to a twitter person this was Daytona Beach today...oh and they rounded off the night with a shooting...
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2020-05-24 12:26:38 AM  
Well, f*ck.

Good news is, that probably means a lot fewer reds for election day, so... maybe get a chance to turn the state around.
 
2020-05-24 12:27:21 AM  
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2020-05-24 12:40:56 AM  
I'd sooner be on a pontoon boat in the middle of Lake Michigan, in November....than ever on LOTO during a holiday week.
 
2020-05-24 12:48:21 AM  

Bob Falfa: "Lake" of the Ozarks? Pretty sure that's a swimming pool. ;)


I know a cement pond when I see one.
 
2020-05-24 12:59:35 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:

scottpasmoretv: No covid concerns at the lake of the ozarks😳 #loto https://t.co/Yrb4UNM64u


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2020-05-24 1:16:07 AM  
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2020-05-24 1:47:33 AM  
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2020-05-24 2:01:36 AM  
Actually they film in Georgia, subby.  I'm sure that nothing even remotely like this scene is happening there
 
2020-05-24 2:01:59 AM  
A pool right off the docks, but yeah.

Central Missouri medical facilities need to brace for impact.
 
2020-05-24 2:04:08 AM  
That might be the notorious Party Cove.
 
2020-05-24 2:17:31 AM  
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2020-05-24 2:20:23 AM  

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2020-05-24 3:08:32 AM  

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You have to admit, it may have taken three and a half years since the "election," but we got what we farkin' deserved.
 
2020-05-24 3:20:26 AM  
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I think she's getting a different kind of covid swab
 
2020-05-24 4:52:16 AM  
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2020-05-24 4:53:27 AM  

Alphax: A pool right off the docks, but yeah.

Central Missouri medical facilities need to brace for impact.


They'll be fine.

They've got plenty of farm equipment for digging mass graves if it comes to that.

/bodies are good for the soil
//old-time harvest goddess out front shoulda told ya
 
2020-05-24 4:53:58 AM  

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Everyone presumed the second wave was going to hit in the fall. By the looks of things people really want it to hit a lot sooner.
 
2020-05-24 4:55:13 AM  
I'm seeing a lot of red shoulders. Is severe sunburn a comorbity factor?
 
2020-05-24 4:56:10 AM  
My folks said there is a lot of traffic at the beach they live at but not a lot of stuff is open.
 
2020-05-24 4:58:11 AM  
The short sightedness and selfishness of some people wouldn't bother me so much if it only affected them. This disease does not care one iota about what you want. It will kill so many more due to these people's inability to follow rules and take this thing seriously. How many people have to die before they wake up? Oh, that's right, they will only wake up when it directly affects them.

America is going to get slaughtered in June, both literally and figuratively.
 
2020-05-24 5:01:27 AM  
I love the smell of FREEDOM in the morning.
 
2020-05-24 5:02:34 AM  

Stibium: farkingismybusiness: Twilight Farkle: [Fark user image 850x890]

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Everyone presumed the second wave was going to hit in the fall. By the looks of things people really want it to hit a lot sooner.


Is it really a second wave if the first one hasn't subsided?
 
2020-05-24 5:04:44 AM  

crazydave023: The short sightedness and selfishness of some people wouldn't bother me so much if it only affected them. This disease does not care one iota about what you want. It will kill so many more due to these people's inability to follow rules and take this thing seriously. How many people have to die before they wake up? Oh, that's right, they will only wake up when it directly affects them.

America is going to get slaughtered in June, both literally and figuratively.


I think people believe the virus has somehow changed and is less virulent or deadly. No, the virus hasn't changed phenotypically at all. The only thing that changed was our behavior and distancing. It's going to be like March and April all over again really soon and this time the virus has already been well pervasively seeded everywhere.
 
2020-05-24 5:05:08 AM  

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I think she's getting a different kind of covid swab


If it's as thick as a nasal swab... Damn son I'm sorry.
 
2020-05-24 5:05:27 AM  
Mizzurah gonna Mizzurah. Good riddance.
 
2020-05-24 5:06:37 AM  

nullptr: crazydave023: The short sightedness and selfishness of some people wouldn't bother me so much if it only affected them. This disease does not care one iota about what you want. It will kill so many more due to these people's inability to follow rules and take this thing seriously. How many people have to die before they wake up? Oh, that's right, they will only wake up when it directly affects them.

America is going to get slaughtered in June, both literally and figuratively.

I think people believe the virus has somehow changed and is less virulent or deadly. No, the virus hasn't changed phenotypically at all. The only thing that changed was our behavior and distancing. It's going to be like March and April all over again really soon and this time the virus has already been well pervasively seeded everywhere.


It will be worse. Back then the virus was mostly confined to a few geographic regions. Now it's had time to spread all over the country.
 
2020-05-24 5:06:38 AM  
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2020-05-24 5:08:49 AM  
Th-... wh-... why the ever loving...

Why the fark do they have a quite large swimming pool next to a freaking lake...? It's like a McDonalds opening a food truck in the parking lot of a McDonalds...
 
2020-05-24 5:08:57 AM  
these are not just trump voters. and even if they were, they aren't just going to get the virus and die and not spread it
 
2020-05-24 5:09:02 AM  

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I've switched from Mentos to these after watching the President on TV!
 
2020-05-24 5:09:44 AM  
The COVID-19 tool on Facebook is reporting 2709 new cases yesterday.. and virtually none for the previous 8 days.  Sounds like the reporting needs some work.  Total cases is 4472?
 
2020-05-24 5:10:59 AM  

Iczer: Th-... wh-... why the ever loving...

Why the fark do they have a quite large swimming pool next to a freaking lake...? It's like a McDonalds opening a food truck in the parking lot of a McDonalds...


Fish swim and poop in that lake water..
 
2020-05-24 5:12:04 AM  

Alphax: The COVID-19 tool on Facebook is reporting 2709 new cases yesterday.. and virtually none for the previous 8 days.  Sounds like the reporting needs some work.  Total cases is 4472?


Those are St. Louis County totals, I forget to mention.  Or about 40% of the state totals.
 
2020-05-24 5:15:06 AM  
Fark, y'all. I am looking around at America and thinking either I have lost my mind or I am right being safe.

I guess 100,000 dead in a few months so far isn't something to be concerned about?

Whatever it is, the President has decided to roll the dice with American lives.
 
2020-05-24 5:21:16 AM  
Not sure why you people are acting surprised. This is going to play out everywhere. 'Murica is open!

Continue using your own precautions and I would urge you to kick anyone out of your house or close circle who refuses to take this seriously.
 
2020-05-24 5:26:13 AM  
Here's the deal, jack. While this is about the GOP and their insanity, it's not just about the GOP and their insanity.

Most people can't do nuance. So, once governments started saying, "We're reopening, but wear masks, social distance, etc," all most people heard was, "We're reopening."

My anecdotal experience is that my neighbors (most of whom are minorities and many of whom are poor, certainly not Trump voters), mostly adhered to the rules, if somewhat lazily) between mid-March and mid-April. Sure, they had friends over now and again and did other stupid shiat, but they did make basic efforts to social distance and clearly cut back on social lives dramatically.

Now? They have stopped all  of that. We basically have to run away from people to keep social distance. Friends and family are visiting people constantly. And so.

Government signaling can work, but when that signaling is nuanced, most people are going to get the headline message, but not the nuance.
 
2020-05-24 5:27:18 AM  

Iczer: Th-... wh-... why the ever loving...

Why the fark do they have a quite large swimming pool next to a freaking lake...? It's like a McDonalds opening a food truck in the parking lot of a McDonalds...


At least right now, that water in the lake has to be on the colder side, plus there may be laws about swimming in the lake with alcohol, et al.
 
2020-05-24 5:27:44 AM  

eiger: Here's the deal, jack. While this is about the GOP and their insanity, it's not just about the GOP and their insanity.

Most people can't do nuance. So, once governments started saying, "We're reopening, but wear masks, social distance, etc," all most people heard was, "We're reopening."

My anecdotal experience is that my neighbors (most of whom are minorities and many of whom are poor, certainly not Trump voters), mostly adhered to the rules, if somewhat lazily) between mid-March and mid-April. Sure, they had friends over now and again and did other stupid shiat, but they did make basic efforts to social distance and clearly cut back on social lives dramatically.

Now? They have stopped all  of that. We basically have to run away from people to keep social distance. Friends and family are visiting people constantly. And so.

Government signaling can work, but when that signaling is nuanced, most people are going to get the headline message, but not the nuance.


And Missouri's governor has been entirely unhelpful.
 
2020-05-24 5:33:27 AM  

Myrdinn: Well, f*ck.

Good news is, that probably means a lot fewer reds for election day, so... maybe get a chance to turn the state around.


None of those people are from the Ozarks. Those are people from St. Louis, Chicago, and further away.

And they are all taking their new virus back home.
 
2020-05-24 5:35:49 AM  

Rambino: Myrdinn: Well, f*ck.

Good news is, that probably means a lot fewer reds for election day, so... maybe get a chance to turn the state around.

None of those people are from the Ozarks. Those are people from St. Louis, Chicago, and further away.

And they are all taking their new virus back home.


Viruses.. plenty of STDs going around there.  Probably all of them.

And some will go back to Jefferson City, back to the state legislature, to vote against doing anything about this.
 
2020-05-24 5:36:36 AM  
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2020-05-24 5:41:27 AM  
There are no overweight people in the still image. Not Ozarks.
 
2020-05-24 5:41:36 AM  

farkingismybusiness: Bob Falfa: "Lake" of the Ozarks? Pretty sure that's a swimming pool. ;)

I know a cement pond when I see one.


It's spelled semen pond.
 
2020-05-24 5:43:53 AM  

delta_pwnd: There are no overweight people in the still image. Not Ozarks.


Tourists.  Plus, those of us who don't like how we look without a shirt are less likely to do that..
 
2020-05-24 5:46:24 AM  

Myrdinn: Well, f*ck.

Good news is, that probably means a lot fewer reds for election day, so... maybe get a chance to turn the state around.


I've got some bad news. I live in DC and the folks most like loosely to flaunt social distancing are not in Trump's demographic here. Young, entitled, and stupid does not appear to have a political bias.
 
2020-05-24 5:47:20 AM  

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Everyone presumed the second wave was going to hit in the fall. By the looks of things people really want it to hit a lot sooner.

Is it really a second wave if the first one hasn't subsided?


Fair point. It'll look more like a staircase and paint such a lovely picture it will be studied for at least another century.
 
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