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2020-05-23 8:03:49 PM  
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2020-05-23 8:04:52 PM  
Yeah, we know. They showed up in Lansing a few days ago carrying rifles and waving swastikas.
 
2020-05-23 8:06:00 PM  
Does this mean Trump isolating Dishonored on a high chaos run?
 
2020-05-23 8:06:12 PM  
2020 is awesome, man.
 
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2020-05-23 8:08:32 PM  
Calling his business Pasqually's Pizza and Wings was pretty aggressive.
 
2020-05-23 8:08:53 PM  
So Trump supporters and vermin can't wait for restaurants to reopen.  They got that in common, which is nice.
 
2020-05-23 8:16:49 PM  
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2020-05-23 8:48:58 PM  
Seen them going into Walmart and Dollar General.
 
2020-05-23 8:56:53 PM  
Have the rivers turned to blood yet? Because it seems like that should be next.
 
2020-05-23 9:12:48 PM  

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It took longer than I expected for "Princess Bride" to show up here.
 
2020-05-23 9:14:08 PM  

sithon: [Fark user image 425x226]


I don't even think they exist
 
2020-05-23 9:20:58 PM  

namegoeshere: Have the rivers turned to blood yet? Because it seems like that should be next.


A week ago, Israel.
 
2020-05-23 9:25:41 PM  

Ivo Shandor: namegoeshere: Have the rivers turned to blood yet? Because it seems like that should be next.

A week ago, Israel.


Well, shiat.
 
2020-05-23 9:35:03 PM  
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2020-05-23 9:41:08 PM  
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2020-05-23 9:41:36 PM  
At last! A threat I'm prepared for!
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2020-05-23 9:48:56 PM  
Great.

Thailand gets monkeys.

America gets rats.

Typical.
 
2020-05-23 9:51:20 PM  
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2020-05-23 10:00:08 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: At last! A threat I'm prepared for!
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I dunno..... meeses can be pretty tricky:

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7l​p​a0m

(Looney Tunes cartoon Mouse Menace featuring Porky Pig)
 
2020-05-23 10:09:39 PM  
Rats I can live with. Mice, well fark mice.
 
2020-05-23 10:10:18 PM  
 
2020-05-23 10:23:02 PM  
Oh boy! More wrath of God thanks to evangelicals voting for the lying, fornicating, crook...

What a great time to be alive.
 
2020-05-23 10:34:43 PM  

namegoeshere: Have the rivers turned to blood yet? Because it seems like that should be next.


How about a plague of cicadas? Millions of cicadas expected to emerge after 17 years underground.
 
2020-05-23 10:38:47 PM  
Artist's impression of sometime next month:

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2020-05-23 10:47:42 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: At last! A threat I'm prepared for!
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Remember: These are 2020 mice.

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2020-05-23 11:01:26 PM  
Damn, so the Politics Tab wasn't enough to keep them sated??
 
2020-05-23 11:09:59 PM  

Arachnophobe: namegoeshere: Have the rivers turned to blood yet? Because it seems like that should be next.

How about a plague of cicadas? Millions of cicadas expected to emerge after 17 years underground.


Cicada cycles are fascinating.

The # of years is almost always a prime number (evolutionary advantage to reduce overlap with other cicada species)

Both evolution and math in action.
 
2020-05-23 11:10:19 PM  
Your neighborhood RATT wants steakhouse scraps
 
2020-05-23 11:10:46 PM  

King Something: Yeah, we know. They showed up in Lansing a few days ago carrying rifles and waving swastikas.


I came to say almost exactly this.
 
2020-05-23 11:11:53 PM  

Smackledorfer: King Something: Yeah, we know. They showed up in Lansing a few days ago carrying rifles and waving swastikas.

I came to say almost exactly this.


Citation?
 
2020-05-23 11:12:10 PM  
This seems like a good reason to Never eat at a restaurant ever again. Gross.
 
2020-05-23 11:12:15 PM  

Ivo Shandor: namegoeshere: Have the rivers turned to blood yet? Because it seems like that should be next.

A week ago, Israel.


Locusts are devouring crops in East Africa and the Middle East
 
2020-05-23 11:12:19 PM  
Rats wearing red hats
 
2020-05-23 11:13:13 PM  
Probably because they aren't finding food.  People have isolated themselves which leaves them starving.
 
2020-05-23 11:15:14 PM  
Willard!
 
2020-05-23 11:16:55 PM  

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2020-05-23 11:18:07 PM  
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2020-05-23 11:19:34 PM  
There's plenty of garbage to eat at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
 
2020-05-23 11:22:58 PM  
And they will carry a new plague, and this will become known in history as "the rise of the crazy cat ladies."
 
2020-05-23 11:23:25 PM  
RATS EVERYWHERE! The Gauntlet .22 - NIGHT VISION Pest Elimination
Youtube eQh5ugfUGHY
 
2020-05-23 11:24:54 PM  
Sleep well

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2020-05-23 11:28:35 PM  
 
2020-05-23 11:29:23 PM  
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2020-05-23 11:33:56 PM  
Rats of Unusual Size?
 
2020-05-23 11:34:21 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: At last! A threat I'm prepared for!
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What happens after they team up?
 
2020-05-23 11:36:59 PM  
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2020-05-23 11:40:51 PM  

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What Paul Barthel movie is that?
 
2020-05-23 11:42:44 PM  
Well I'm sure I'll figure out the Secret to defeat them. Let's see what they say at the National Institute. I understand you can open any door if only you have the key.
 
2020-05-23 11:44:55 PM  

enry: So Trump supporters and vermin can't wait for restaurants to reopen.  They got that in common, which is nice.


The rats aren't so bad.  They don't wave confederate flags and nazi crap in our faces, and don't carry as many diseases.
 
2020-05-23 11:45:26 PM  
Come my minions!  Rise for your master!
 
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