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(Daily Star)   Last unwitting Nazi finally dies at Moscow Zoo (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
    More: Sad, World War II, British soldiers, Moscow, 84-year-old alligator, Russia, World War I, Moscow Zoo, Soviet Union  
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2020-05-23 5:44:00 PM  
What a Guy! | Red Dwarf | BBC Studios
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2020-05-23 6:27:24 PM  
An 84 year old alligator....has died at the age of 84.

Some mighty fine journalism.
 
2020-05-23 6:52:11 PM  

cretinbob: An 84 year old alligator....has died at the age of 84.

Some mighty fine journalism.


And don't forget the whole "Hitler admired a reptile" part.
 
2020-05-23 6:52:55 PM  
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2020-05-23 6:53:59 PM  
They saved Hitler's croc/they hid him under a rock...

/obscure?
 
2020-05-23 6:54:01 PM  
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"Niiiice"
 
2020-05-23 6:54:31 PM  
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2020-05-23 7:01:18 PM  
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2020-05-23 7:07:38 PM  

johnphantom: cretinbob: An 84 year old alligator....has died at the age of 84.

Some mighty fine journalism.

And don't forget the whole "Hitler admired a reptile" part.


Also the caption mislabeling Saturn as a "crocodile"
 
2020-05-23 7:08:23 PM  

johnphantom: And don't forget the whole "Hitler admired a reptile" part.


Everyone needs something to look up to.
 
2020-05-23 7:09:10 PM  

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I was thinking World Weekly News headline until you hit it out of the park. Cheers
 
2020-05-23 7:10:02 PM  
Will ya look at them snappers?!
Romancing the Snappers
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2020-05-23 7:10:12 PM  
Aw man,, the FITGB (Fark Internet Tough Guy Brigade) never got a chance to punch him.
What a bummer.
 
2020-05-23 7:19:22 PM  
Unwitting Nazi? Likely story!
 
2020-05-23 7:27:16 PM  
It even started to circulate that the alligator was one of Hitler's very own pets, according to Russian writer Boris Akunin.

Narrator:"No, Hitler never owned this animal"
 
2020-05-23 7:29:59 PM  
"Nazi tyrant Adolph Hitler"

What?!?  Hitler was a Nazi tyrant?  I've never heard that before!
 
2020-05-23 7:32:17 PM  
See ya later
 
2020-05-23 7:47:08 PM  
Hitlergater.
 
2020-05-23 7:50:15 PM  
Chinese Bay Flu in alligators now.
 
2020-05-23 8:07:15 PM  
Farking cold blooded Nazi.
 
2020-05-23 8:28:22 PM  
Hitler owned an alligator?  What a croc.
 
2020-05-23 8:31:14 PM  

LesserEvil: johnphantom: cretinbob: An 84 year old alligator....has died at the age of 84.

Some mighty fine journalism.

And don't forget the whole "Hitler admired a reptile" part.

Also the caption mislabeling Saturn as a "crocodile"


I was thinking it was an alligator without reading the article. I saw whatever pic they had there, that wasn't small enough to be a crocodile, at least to the extent of my knowledge. I could see an either being higher than Hitler, but I don't think he would admire one unless it was chewing on a Jew.
 
2020-05-23 8:37:19 PM  
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2020-05-23 8:40:09 PM  
I would have guessed it was closer to 88.....


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2020-05-23 8:58:10 PM  
Ilse, She-Tortoise of the SS?

I'm not clicking that.
 
2020-05-23 9:00:54 PM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: Ilse, She-Tortoise of the SS?

I'm not clicking that.


She-Tortoise?

Looks like Senator McConnell will be having a new fetish soon.
 
2020-05-23 9:02:14 PM  

foo monkey: "Nazi tyrant Adolph Hitler"

What?!?  Hitler was a Nazi tyrant?  I've never heard that before!


Not to be confused with Adolph Hitler, entertainment lawyer from Sherman Oaks. He owned a gila monster.
 
2020-05-23 9:06:17 PM  
he was usually brought out around dinnertime...

he was quoted as saying "i was just following hors d'oeuvres !"
 
2020-05-23 9:16:38 PM  

foo monkey: "Nazi tyrant Adolph Hitler"

What?!?  Hitler was a Nazi tyrant?  I've never heard that before!


Remember, they're writing for British tabloid readers.
 
2020-05-23 9:47:19 PM  

foo monkey: "Nazi tyrant Adolph Hitler"

What?!?  Hitler was a Nazi tyrant?  I've never heard that before!


It's so like those radical leftists to call Hitler a Nazi just because he refused to toe the liberal line. Waaahh, Hitler doesn't think like me! Waaaahhh, he's a Nazi!
 
2020-05-23 10:25:37 PM  
I wasn't gonna say this about Saturn to spare his family, but, now that the man's dead, I feel I owe everyone the truth.  See, Saturn was a Crocophile, and he hurt many people.  He said this would hurt my family, but really, keeping this a secret only hurt me.
 
2020-05-23 10:53:30 PM  
Gotta say  I am surprised the Soviets did not kill the gator outright like how the British in Hartlepool killed that monkey way back when.
 
2020-05-23 10:56:16 PM  
That's got to be a strange life to have lived, from the perspective of an alligator.
 
2020-05-23 11:04:26 PM  

KarmicDisaster: See ya later


After a while
 
2020-05-23 11:26:34 PM  
This beautiful animal suffered for so long under some horrible people. He's free now. Rest well, Saturn. You lived a legendary life.
 
2020-05-24 12:37:51 AM  
But you can still see Hitler's Silver Tea Service in Anniston, AL...
 
2020-05-24 1:23:03 AM  

AnnoyingBuzz: But you can still see Hitler's Silver Tea Service in Anniston, AL...


And in nearby Decatur...
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2020-05-24 1:30:48 AM  
Sieg heil to me ol' croc, Jock
Sieg heil to me ol' croc.
Take me croc out for a walk, Jock
Sieg heil to me ol' croc.
 
2020-05-24 8:09:21 AM  

cretinbob: An 84 year old alligator....has died at the age of 84.

Some mighty fine journalism.


The Soviets were keeping unreturned American POWs until this year.
 
2020-05-24 9:43:47 AM  
Crocodile Nazi?
I hate crocodile Nazis!
 
2020-05-24 10:48:01 AM  
Came from Mississippi in 1936?  Was it a gift from the German American Bund?
 
2020-05-24 10:49:45 AM  
 
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