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6 days ago  
That's what they wondered when AIDS came along.
 
6 days ago  
I mean....there's always self-shot solo.
 
6 days ago  
I'm sure the answer come, sooner or later.
 
6 days ago  
*will*

/fuggity muggity
 
6 days ago  
Pardon my ignorance, but do we need porn actors anymore?  I mean seriously, every singe possible object, appendage, and orifice has thoroughly explored and documented by any and all possible hair, height, skin, and chromosomal combination under the sun.  Granted there are still undiscovered sea creatures for the Japanese discover, but at this point can't we just call porn done and just go ahead and compile and release the Blu-Ray box set?
 
6 days ago  
So if you're going to shoot something, just get an instant test first, make sure everyone is okay, and then fark away?
 
6 days ago  
Safe FOR work

That ways a layup, subby, and ya missed the score.
 
6 days ago  

derpes_simplex: Pardon my ignorance, but do we need porn actors anymore?  I mean seriously, every singe possible object, appendage, and orifice has thoroughly explored and documented by any and all possible hair, height, skin, and chromosomal combination under the sun.  Granted there are still undiscovered sea creatures for the Japanese discover, but at this point can't we just call porn done and just go ahead and compile and release the Blu-Ray box set?


In all seriousness, I've been wondering the same thing for a long time, even before the lockdown. In addition to your list, every possible combination and quantity of male, female, and other has been addressed, in every conceivable state of dress and undress, in all possible combinations of dominance, submission, and consensuality, and even in just about every location accessibly by humankind. Is the difference between a new performer and an old one that great that people want to see the new one do the things the old one already did?

And it's not like porn still has new stories to tell.
 
6 days ago  

iheartscotch: I mean....there's always self-shot solo.


or DJing

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6 days ago  
They can always find other jobs... maybe working with tools. I'm sure someone out there needs a handyman.
 
6 days ago  

cyberspacedout: They can always find other jobs... maybe working with tools. I'm sure someone out there needs a handyman.


I hear there's a lot of demand for food delivery right now.
 
6 days ago  

beezeltown: *will*

/fuggity muggity


So you got a little too excited and posted prematurely. Happens to everybody.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

HugeMistake: cyberspacedout: They can always find other jobs... maybe working with tools. I'm sure someone out there needs a handyman.

I hear there's a lot of demand for food delivery right now.


That or cable repairman.
 
6 days ago  
Seems like our national strategic porn reserve should br fully stocked by now.  Just turn out the lights as you leave.
 
6 days ago  

HugeMistake: derpes_simplex: Pardon my ignorance, but do we need porn actors anymore?  I mean seriously, every singe possible object, appendage, and orifice has thoroughly explored and documented by any and all possible hair, height, skin, and chromosomal combination under the sun.  Granted there are still undiscovered sea creatures for the Japanese discover, but at this point can't we just call porn done and just go ahead and compile and release the Blu-Ray box set?

In all seriousness, I've been wondering the same thing for a long time, even before the lockdown. In addition to your list, every possible combination and quantity of male, female, and other has been addressed, in every conceivable state of dress and undress, in all possible combinations of dominance, submission, and consensuality, and even in just about every location accessibly by humankind. Is the difference between a new performer and an old one that great that people want to see the new one do the things the old one already did?

And it's not like porn still has new stories to tell.


So you're fine with jerking off to your grandmother's friends?
 
6 days ago  

12349876: HugeMistake: derpes_simplex: Pardon my ignorance, but do we need porn actors anymore?  I mean seriously, every singe possible object, appendage, and orifice has thoroughly explored and documented by any and all possible hair, height, skin, and chromosomal combination under the sun.  Granted there are still undiscovered sea creatures for the Japanese discover, but at this point can't we just call porn done and just go ahead and compile and release the Blu-Ray box set?

In all seriousness, I've been wondering the same thing for a long time, even before the lockdown. In addition to your list, every possible combination and quantity of male, female, and other has been addressed, in every conceivable state of dress and undress, in all possible combinations of dominance, submission, and consensuality, and even in just about every location accessibly by humankind. Is the difference between a new performer and an old one that great that people want to see the new one do the things the old one already did?

And it's not like porn still has new stories to tell.

So you're fine with jerking off to your grandmother's friends?


You underestimate the age of the average Farker, almost *everyone* is younger than us.
 
6 days ago  
Screw porn. I wanna know what the future of sex parties will look like.
 
6 days ago  
You know, if you ever search "behind the scenes" on porn sites, you get a lot of results that make you sad for humanity....I hear.
I mean, someone told me.....
It's like wrestling.  You know it's fake, but you still enjoy it.  But when you see how things are BEHIND the scenes?
Yikes.... I mean, "Yikes, I hear....from a friend......who searched for something like that....."
 
6 days ago  

mmojo: Screw porn. I wanna know what the future of sex parties will look like.


I imagine the first few months after lockdown is over are gonna be pretty nuts.
 
6 days ago  
Stop whining the olden-gays got through AIDS you'll get through this, and this is more likely to have a vaccine
 
6 days ago  

derpes_simplex: Pardon my ignorance, but do we need porn actors anymore?


CGI will make them obsolete within 5 years.
 
6 days ago  

iheartscotch: I mean....there's always self-shot solo.


Some performers who are couples in real-life have been shooting content at home.
 
6 days ago  

Barfmaker: 12349876: HugeMistake: derpes_simplex: Pardon my ignorance, but do we need porn actors anymore?  I mean seriously, every singe possible object, appendage, and orifice has thoroughly explored and documented by any and all possible hair, height, skin, and chromosomal combination under the sun.  Granted there are still undiscovered sea creatures for the Japanese discover, but at this point can't we just call porn done and just go ahead and compile and release the Blu-Ray box set?

In all seriousness, I've been wondering the same thing for a long time, even before the lockdown. In addition to your list, every possible combination and quantity of male, female, and other has been addressed, in every conceivable state of dress and undress, in all possible combinations of dominance, submission, and consensuality, and even in just about every location accessibly by humankind. Is the difference between a new performer and an old one that great that people want to see the new one do the things the old one already did?

And it's not like porn still has new stories to tell.

So you're fine with jerking off to your grandmother's friends?

You underestimate the age of the average Farker, almost *everyone* is younger than us.


You're right.  Farkers are the kind of people who would like to punish future generations of adults to a world devoid of people born when they were from playing with naughty bits.

/okay boomer
 
6 days ago  

dababler: Stop whining the olden-gays got through AIDS you'll get through this, and this is more likely to have a vaccine


AIDS used to be a flat out death sentence. COVID19 is a crap shoot, that most will survive. Still scary but don't compare it to AIDS of old. By the way, AIDS is not a death sentence any more. Look at Charlie Sheen and Magic Johnson.
 
6 days ago  
I'm not saying there isn't decent professional porn out there which is shot in an amateur style but really, if you and/or your partner haven't found a shiatload of outstanding amateur porn out there I have no idea what you've been doing on the internet all these years.
 
6 days ago  

Flappyhead: mmojo: Screw porn. I wanna know what the future of sex parties will look like.

I imagine the first few months after lockdown is over are gonna be pretty nuts.


Why would men suddenly start to worry about how their balls look after the pandemic?
 
6 days ago  

12349876: HugeMistake: derpes_simplex: Pardon my ignorance, but do we need porn actors anymore?  I mean seriously, every singe possible object, appendage, and orifice has thoroughly explored and documented by any and all possible hair, height, skin, and chromosomal combination under the sun.  Granted there are still undiscovered sea creatures for the Japanese discover, but at this point can't we just call porn done and just go ahead and compile and release the Blu-Ray box set?

In all seriousness, I've been wondering the same thing for a long time, even before the lockdown. In addition to your list, every possible combination and quantity of male, female, and other has been addressed, in every conceivable state of dress and undress, in all possible combinations of dominance, submission, and consensuality, and even in just about every location accessibly by humankind. Is the difference between a new performer and an old one that great that people want to see the new one do the things the old one already did?

And it's not like porn still has new stories to tell.

So you're fine with jerking off to your grandmother's friends?


I prefer jerking off with them. But when they are not around, then yes, the old videos will do.
 
6 days ago  

iheartscotch: I mean....there's always self-shot solo.


I had no idea Han was that flexible.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

Demetrius: So if you're going to shoot something, just get an instant test first, make sure everyone is okay, and then fark away?


Depending upon the scene, it could be cost prohibitive to test that many people.  Like a gang bang scene, you have to test ever performer, the fluffer, boom mike oper, camera ooerator, director, jizz mopper.
 
6 days ago  
Yeah but again, Leah Gotti is coming back to porn so theres that
 
6 days ago  

WoodyHayes: I'm not saying there isn't decent professional porn out there which is shot in an amateur style but really, if you and/or your partner haven't found a shiatload of outstanding amateur porn out there I have no idea what you've been doing on the internet all these years.


Enriching our minds and broadening our social horizons, just like the folks at ARPA intended, of course!
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to play a nice game of chess.
 
6 days ago  

12349876: HugeMistake: derpes_simplex: Pardon my ignorance, but do we need porn actors anymore?  I mean seriously, every singe possible object, appendage, and orifice has thoroughly explored and documented by any and all possible hair, height, skin, and chromosomal combination under the sun.  Granted there are still undiscovered sea creatures for the Japanese discover, but at this point can't we just call porn done and just go ahead and compile and release the Blu-Ray box set?

In all seriousness, I've been wondering the same thing for a long time, even before the lockdown. In addition to your list, every possible combination and quantity of male, female, and other has been addressed, in every conceivable state of dress and undress, in all possible combinations of dominance, submission, and consensuality, and even in just about every location accessibly by humankind. Is the difference between a new performer and an old one that great that people want to see the new one do the things the old one already did?

And it's not like porn still has new stories to tell.

So you're fine with jerking off to your grandmother's friends?


That combined with changing cultural preferences over time. In addition, nearly all faces are unique as are people's tastes.
 
6 days ago  

derpes_simplex: Pardon my ignorance, but do we need porn actors anymore?  I mean seriously, every singe possible object, appendage, and orifice has thoroughly explored and documented by any and all possible hair, height, skin, and chromosomal combination under the sun.  Granted there are still undiscovered sea creatures for the Japanese discover, but at this point can't we just call porn done and just go ahead and compile and release the Blu-Ray box set?


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6 days ago  
The only STD the porn industry gives a shiat about is HIV. No they don't want to shoot if you have visible sores but the diseases are transmissible even if you don't have visible sores. And so it's really really common for porn actors to get STDs. Since most porn actors are in their 20s I don't know why any of them would give a shiat about CV. Get it, get over it in a week, continue with life. It's like shooting during flu season.
 
6 days ago  

mmojo: Screw porn. I wanna know what the future of sex parties will look like.


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6 days ago  

HugeMistake: derpes_simplex: Pardon my ignorance, but do we need porn actors anymore?  I mean seriously, every singe possible object, appendage, and orifice has thoroughly explored and documented by any and all possible hair, height, skin, and chromosomal combination under the sun.  Granted there are still undiscovered sea creatures for the Japanese discover, but at this point can't we just call porn done and just go ahead and compile and release the Blu-Ray box set?

In all seriousness, I've been wondering the same thing for a long time, even before the lockdown. In addition to your list, every possible combination and quantity of male, female, and other has been addressed, in every conceivable state of dress and undress, in all possible combinations of dominance, submission, and consensuality, and even in just about every location accessibly by humankind. Is the difference between a new performer and an old one that great that people want to see the new one do the things the old one already did?

And it's not like porn still has new stories to tell.


DADV. Never filmed. You'd need an amputee.

There is a zero-g cumshot though on the NASA plane that simulates space by flying in a parabola. I forgot the name of the porn but have it somewhere around. The load just basically bubbles around.
 
6 days ago  
Barfmaker:

What is the average age of farmers?

I'm 41 and assume the avg age is mine.
 
6 days ago  

H31N0US: dababler: Stop whining the olden-gays got through AIDS you'll get through this, and this is more likely to have a vaccine

AIDS used to be a flat out death sentence. COVID19 is a crap shoot, that most will survive. Still scary but don't compare it to AIDS of old. By the way, AIDS is not a death sentence any more.

Look at Charlie Sheen and Magic Johnson.



Damn, I had no idea those two did porn together.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

H31N0US: dababler: Stop whining the olden-gays got through AIDS you'll get through this, and this is more likely to have a vaccine

AIDS used to be a flat out death sentence. COVID19 is a crap shoot, that most will survive. Still scary but don't compare it to AIDS of old. By the way, AIDS is not a death sentence any more. Look at Charlie Sheen and Magic Johnson.


HIV != AIDS.

Charlie and Magic Johnson are HIV+
 
6 days ago  

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I like to spend some time in Mozambique
The sunny sky is aqua blue
And all the couples dancing cheek to cheek
Sasha Grey licked a toi-let seat.
 
6 days ago  

mmojo: Screw porn. I wanna know what the future of sex parties will look like.


You'll still not get invited to those.
 
6 days ago  
Well if it's a step parent, they live in the same house, so it should be ok right?
 
6 days ago  

derpes_simplex: Pardon my ignorance, but do we need porn actors anymore?  I mean seriously, every singe possible object, appendage, and orifice has thoroughly explored and documented by any and all possible hair, height, skin, and chromosomal combination under the sun.  Granted there are still undiscovered sea creatures for the Japanese discover, but at this point can't we just call porn done and just go ahead and compile and release the Blu-Ray box set?


When Einstein figured out E=MC^2, Science didn't just say "well, that's done.". No, they figured out how to make it better. Bigger. More explosive. Just because it's been done, doesnt mean we cant make it better.

Porn will be back. And it will be better. It will be Ultraporn.
 
6 days ago  

lolmao500: Yeah but again, Leah Gotti is coming back to porn so theres that


I think it's spelled Remy LaCroix.
 
6 days ago  

mmojo: Screw porn. I wanna know what the future of sex parties will look like.


Just a simple adjustment to masks that also cover the nose and mouth.

Unfortunately, we'll probably have to ditch the buffet.

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6 days ago  

Obscure Login: mmojo: Screw porn. I wanna know what the future of sex parties will look like.

Just a simple adjustment to masks that also cover the nose and mouth.

Unfortunately, we'll probably have to ditch the buffet.

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Good. I have never understood the point of the food anyway.
 
6 days ago  

baron von doodle: 12349876: HugeMistake: derpes_simplex: Pardon my ignorance, but do we need porn actors anymore?  I mean seriously, every singe possible object, appendage, and orifice has thoroughly explored and documented by any and all possible hair, height, skin, and chromosomal combination under the sun.  Granted there are still undiscovered sea creatures for the Japanese discover, but at this point can't we just call porn done and just go ahead and compile and release the Blu-Ray box set?

In all seriousness, I've been wondering the same thing for a long time, even before the lockdown. In addition to your list, every possible combination and quantity of male, female, and other has been addressed, in every conceivable state of dress and undress, in all possible combinations of dominance, submission, and consensuality, and even in just about every location accessibly by humankind. Is the difference between a new performer and an old one that great that people want to see the new one do the things the old one already did?

And it's not like porn still has new stories to tell.

So you're fine with jerking off to your grandmother's friends?

That combined with changing cultural preferences over time. In addition, nearly all faces are unique as are people's tastes.


Yeah, I can't really watch porn from the 80s because the hair is distracting. Maybe if I'd been of age at that time it would be different but as it is the obsolete hair styles and makeup just make all the performers look old. Like, I'm looking at them and I feel like I'm 6 again. Which is just not a turn on.
 
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