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677 clicks; posted to Food » on 23 May 2020 at 2:38 PM (6 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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7 days ago  
Taste the albino!
 
jbc [TotalFark]
7 days ago  
For each pack sold, $1 will be donated to the organization GLAAD for each pack sold,

You said "each pack sold" twice.
 
7 days ago  
But how do you tell which ones are green apple so you can throw them away?
 
7 days ago  

aimtastic: But how do you tell which ones are green apple so you can throw them away?


Only reasonable thing to do is throw them all away. Because they are Skittles. And they are awful.
 
6 days ago  
Skittles are like Jolly Ranchers trying to catfish you by pretending they're M&Ms.
 
6 days ago  
I never thought I'd see a company be able to do white pride without being racist.
 
6 days ago  

pkjun: Skittles are like Jolly Ranchers trying to catfish you by pretending they're M&Ms.


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6 days ago  
Cool.
 
6 days ago  

Pavia_Resistance: aimtastic: But how do you tell which ones are green apple so you can throw them away?

Only reasonable thing to do is throw them all away. Because they are Skittles. And they are awful.


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Say WHAT!!!
 
6 days ago  

JasonOfOrillia: pkjun: Skittles are like Jolly Ranchers trying to catfish you by pretending they're M&Ms.

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I hate you for putting the thought in my head of how bad that would make me HORK.
 
6 days ago  

Pavia_Resistance: aimtastic: But how do you tell which ones are green apple so you can throw them away?

Only reasonable thing to do is throw them all away. Because they are Skittles. And they are awful mainly sugar.


And now they look the part.
 
6 days ago  
Their way of celebrateing pride month, usually marked with rainbow flags, is to not let you "taste the rainbow"?
 
6 days ago  

jbc: For each pack sold, $1 will be donated to the organization GLAAD for each pack sold,

You said "each pack sold" twice.


I like grape.
 
6 days ago  

JasonOfOrillia: pkjun: Skittles are like Jolly Ranchers trying to catfish you by pretending they're M&Ms.

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That tastes like you're chewing on a tootsie roll pop.
 
6 days ago  
Fun trick - put 3-4 skittles in a not-too-shallow bowl of water, inch or so deep.
The next day, you will have colored water, and little S decals floating on top
 
6 days ago  

jbc: For each pack sold, $1 will be donated to the organization GLAAD for each pack sold,

You said "each pack sold" twice.


They like each pack sold.
 
6 days ago  
CSSB (Cool Skittles Story Bro)... Two summers ago I bought some Sweet Heat Skittles at a gas station and got a really bad toothache in a back molar. Stopped all sweets, which made the toothache fade away, and then I noticed I was slowly but surely losing weight. Two years and thirty less pounds later, my tooth doesn't hurt anymore and my pancreas is probably thanking me. So thank you, Skittles, for scaring me straight.

/end CSSB
 
6 days ago  
ugh, the corporate azzkissing is insulting
 
6 days ago  

Polezni Durak: Taste the albino!


Don't forget to taste his pit of despair
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
Oh ffs. It's only 10 links down.

/wish I could suck this bad and keep my jerb
 
5 days ago  
Let's just say going to "all white" maybe isn't the best optics.
 
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