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(USA Today)   FBI to investigate itself, find it did everything wrong but that's okay because it means nobody else did anything wrong. Is that clear?   (usatoday.com) divider line
    More: Murica, Federal Bureau of Investigation, Robert Mueller, FBI Director Christopher Wray, United States Department of Justice, national security adviser Michael Flynn, Attorney General William Barr, former Trump administration, Justice Department  
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2020-05-23 8:56:29 AM  
Some Trump appointees covering for their orange idiot
 
2020-05-23 9:30:21 AM  
I guess "forever" is the answer to that age old question: "how long can they possibly f*ck this hole in the ground?"
 
WGJ [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2020-05-23 9:43:45 AM  
They better hurry, they only have until January 20th to investigate Obamagate.
 
2020-05-23 10:02:51 AM  
'...in addition to evaluating the actions of "current employees,"

The purge continues.

The only reason they doing a "review" is Trump is forcing it. He's hoping it will get the Hillary investigation type focus for his reelection They're not going to find anyhting.

If there was anything there there I gaurundamnfarkingtee you the conservatives who lead and staff the FBI would have stopped that investigation in its tracks before it started.

Unless you think federal law enforcement is overrun with liberals.
 
2020-05-23 10:07:50 AM  
So, it's kinda like the Mikado.
 
2020-05-23 10:10:36 AM  
The FBI did their job and sent the SOB to prison. Trump let him out because idiots have overrun our nation and elected that SOB. The investigation will just reveal a SOB story behind it all.
 
2020-05-23 11:45:58 AM  
What happened in 2016, stays in 2016?

If so, fine with me so long as everyone gets that same deal.
 
2020-05-23 11:51:53 AM  
No, the FBI will find that OBAMA's FBI was full of evil lizard people and that Trump literally shiats bald eagle eggs.
 
2020-05-23 11:53:04 AM  

WGJ: They better hurry, they only have until January 20th to investigate Obamagate.


No, until election day.  Once Trump wins he'll just imprison his percieved oppo gents and no one will do shiat about it.
 
2020-05-23 11:55:46 AM  
The FBI's review would mark the second such evaluation of the fraught case.


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He plead guilty.  He confessed in detail.  The only thing that's fraught here is the narrative that somehow Michael Flynn breaking Federal law amounts to abuse of power by the previous administration and its law enfrocement.
 
2020-05-23 12:15:21 PM  
They were only following orders.
 
2020-05-23 12:18:05 PM  
They emailed themselves that they did everything by the book after the fact, so we're all good.
 
2020-05-23 12:22:41 PM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: They emailed themselves that they did everything by the book after the fact, so we're all good.


A classified email to do it by the book means it was done illegally.  Study it out.
 
2020-05-23 12:26:43 PM  

sithon: Some Trump appointees covering for their orange idiot


taking oats away
 
7 days ago  
Is the FBI going to steal their own trash or each other's trash.

Because it looks obvious and shady when only one house's trash and recycle is picked up.
 
7 days ago  
"possible misconduct"?

Let's check back after a couple of months and see where Peter Strzok's conduct during that time lands on the scale, just for one example.
 
7 days ago  

WGJ: They better hurry, they only have until January 20th to investigate Obamagate.


This whole thing is about the election.  Barr wants to shorten the list of criminals that were tied to Trump's 2016 campaign, so Barr is leading the push to polish Trump's turds.
 
6 days ago  

WGJ: They better hurry, they only have until January 20th to investigate Obamagate.


January 20th 2025 is a long ways away.
 
6 days ago  

Fart_Machine: Kangaroo_Ralph: They emailed themselves that they did everything by the book after the fact, so we're all good.

A classified email to do it by the book means it was done illegally.  Study it out.


There's two types of people in the world.

Those smart enough to know what a CYA email sent weeks after an event are worth.

And those too dumb to have a valid opinion on anything because they should be in a group home staffed with nurses who wipe their drool for them.
 
6 days ago  
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ANY. DAY. NOW.
 
6 days ago  
FBI to investigate itself.

Kinky.
 
6 days ago  

Mrbogey: Fart_Machine: Kangaroo_Ralph: They emailed themselves that they did everything by the book after the fact, so we're all good.

A classified email to do it by the book means it was done illegally.  Study it out.

There's two types of people in the world.

Those smart enough to know what a CYA email sent weeks after an event are worth.

And those too dumb to have a valid opinion on anything because they should be in a group home staffed with nurses who wipe their drool for them.


I hope the nurses are treating you well.
 
6 days ago  
In addition to evaluating the actions of "current employees,"

TRANSLATION: The employees responsible for abhorrent actions have either retired or already been fired. Nothing to see here!
 
6 days ago  
Are they going to record the investigations or just go by memory?
 
6 days ago  
If you keep on investing yourself, you'll go blind.
 
6 days ago  

Purple_Urkle: If you keep on investing yourself, you'll go blind.


Investigating.

/it's a funnier joke when it makes some sense.
 
6 days ago  

GallantPelham: Are they going to record the investigations or just go by memory?


The current regulation that the FBI cannot record interviews is outlandishly archaic. I can't believe it's 2020 and FBI agents do not carry digital recorders for field interviews.
 
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