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(Toronto Sun)   Warning issued after wolf approaches woman with stroller. Why the wolf had a stroller is anyone's guess   (torontosun.com) divider line
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2020-05-23 9:18:24 AM  
Don't wear red hoodies.
 
2020-05-23 9:18:59 AM  
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2020-05-23 9:19:50 AM  
This covid pandemic is making everyone crazy.
 
2020-05-23 9:24:26 AM  
It's Prince Rupert, the wolf was probably trying to avoid some meth.

/Terracite
 
2020-05-23 9:24:56 AM  
And by avoid, I obviously meant score.
 
2020-05-23 9:25:50 AM  
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Jimmy, do you have a stroller?
 
2020-05-23 9:27:52 AM  
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What a wolf with a stroller may look like. The warning is probably justified.
 
2020-05-23 9:28:11 AM  
Honest mistake. The wolf had just ordered an appetizer and main course on DoorDash.
 
2020-05-23 9:35:45 AM  
His hair was perfect.
 
2020-05-23 9:37:07 AM  
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2020-05-23 9:45:43 AM  
I guess a baby/toddler in a stroller is just a packed lunch.
 
2020-05-23 9:51:33 AM  
She's taking her pup for a walk, mind your business Karen.
 
2020-05-23 9:54:59 AM  
Are they sure it wasn't a dingo?
 
2020-05-23 10:01:41 AM  
Man DoorDash delivery is really expanding their market.
 
2020-05-23 10:19:51 AM  
Did the wolf whistle and call her a MILF?
 
2020-05-23 10:20:26 AM  
It's not really all that dangerous.  She just had to outrun a six month old baby.
 
2020-05-23 10:30:24 AM  
Was tiger there too?

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2020-05-23 10:30:45 AM  
Maybe, with the Covid Plague, Momma Wolves are below their quota for raising human children?
 
2020-05-23 10:33:26 AM  
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2020-05-23 10:34:11 AM  

AngryDragon: Man DoorDash delivery is really expanding their market.


Skip the Dishes, too. Now catering to wolves, opossums, skunks and trash-pandas.
 
2020-05-23 10:38:23 AM  
Why the better to greet you with dearie.
 
2020-05-23 10:39:17 AM  
It's only a lone wolf.

What's the big.. oooooohhhhhhhh
 
2020-05-23 11:04:03 AM  
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2020-05-23 11:19:04 AM  

EBN-OZN: His hair was perfect.


After 2 months without a haircut, I'm getting a bit shaggy, actually.
 
2020-05-23 11:35:09 AM  

LoneVVolf: EBN-OZN: His hair was perfect.

After 2 months without a haircut, I'm getting a bit shaggy, actually.


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2020-05-23 11:36:26 AM  

Bennett the Mad: LoneVVolf: EBN-OZN: His hair was perfect.

After 2 months without a haircut, I'm getting a bit shaggy, actually.

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Sorry, don't do Pina Coladas.
 
2020-05-23 11:59:48 AM  
Grandma sighting!

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2020-05-23 12:03:44 PM  
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2020-05-23 12:03:54 PM  
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2020-05-23 12:32:30 PM  

Mr_Vimes: I guess a baby/toddler in a stroller is just a packed lunch.


Meals on Wheels
 
2020-05-23 12:36:50 PM  

MerelyFoolish: It's not really all that dangerous.  She just had to outrun a six month old baby.


That would be a huge problem for many Americans.
 
2020-05-23 12:52:43 PM  
L'il RR Hood had Wolfie's babby and split.  Now Wolfie's looking for support.
 
2020-05-23 1:33:44 PM  

dionysusaur: L'il RR Hood had Wolfie's babby and split.  Now Wolfie's looking for support.


OK, even at the risk of making this thread unclean:

I can just imagine how that transaction:

"What a big knot I have!
The better to love you with...
Little Red Riding Hood,
even bad wolves can feel good!"
 
2020-05-23 2:16:56 PM  

flucto: Are they sure it wasn't a dingo?


Came here for this reference
 
2020-05-23 2:29:49 PM  

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Man, some dsys my life is really freaky. Last night I bought "Rio" [expanded remaster] for the first time, and just now as I was scrolling through this thread, ... yes, "Hungry Like The Wolf" was playing. What the actual fark. Life is weird.
 
2020-05-23 3:33:06 PM  
♫♫ Little Red Riding Hood, I'd like to hold you if I could, but you might think I'm a big bad wolf so I won't.
OWWOOOOOO ♫♫

......Lil Red points her gun at the wolf and says, Oh no, you're gonna EAT me just like the book says.
 
2020-05-23 3:39:14 PM  
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2020-05-23 3:39:25 PM  

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: ♫♫ Little Red Riding Hood, I'd like to hold you if I could, but you might think I'm a big bad wolf so I won't.
OWWOOOOOO ♫♫

......Lil Red points her gun at the wolf and says, Oh no, you're gonna EAT me just like the book says.


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2020-05-23 4:55:40 PM  
Why the wolf had a stroller is anyone's guess

It's a decoy, to draw in the grandmas
 
2020-05-23 5:26:30 PM  
She got the drop on him.
 
2020-05-23 9:33:51 PM  

WordsnCollision: Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: ♫♫ Little Red Riding Hood, I'd like to hold you if I could, but you might think I'm a big bad wolf so I won't.
OWWOOOOOO ♫♫

......Lil Red points her gun at the wolf and says, Oh no, you're gonna EAT me just like the book says.

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Song is by Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs.

Joke: The wolf jumped out of the bushes and said " I'm gonna rip off that red dress, rip off your panties and I'm gonna rape you."
 
2020-05-23 11:11:17 PM  
Wolf dog sings to a baby to stop his cry
Youtube yhA_TTKetyM
 
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