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(Some Shirt Guy)   Donald Trump has a new "You ain't black" t-shirt to sell to white people   (shop.donaldjtrump.com) divider line
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2020-05-23 3:12:55 AM  
Of course the shirt is 100 percent cotton.
 
2020-05-23 3:16:43 AM  
It fits his base.  Only people with absolutely no positive qualities seize upon White Power as something to feel superior about.
 
2020-05-23 3:27:44 AM  
This is why I'm not worried about this making Biden look bad.
 
2020-05-23 3:31:18 AM  

Alphax: It fits his base.  Only people with absolutely no positive qualities seize upon White Power as something to feel superior about.


When all you've got going for you is your skin color, of course you're going to support the group that says people with your skin color are inherently better than people of other skin colors.
 
2020-05-23 3:34:19 AM  
You know Diamond & Silk will be wearing them on their next Fox/OANN rounds...
 
2020-05-23 6:14:16 AM  
"I'm not black, but there's a whole lotta times I wish I could say I'm not white." - Frank Zappa


You know, I just looked and I can't even find a t-shrit with that quote on it.  Not that I'd actually wear it, but now I feel oppressed as not only a Zappa fan, but also as a white man.
 
2020-05-23 7:10:22 AM  
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2020-05-23 7:10:36 AM  
Yikes!  A gaffe!  Well, I'm certainly voting for Trump now.
 
2020-05-23 7:10:48 AM  

IlGreven: You know Diamond & Silk will be wearing them on their next Fox/OANN rounds...


I thought they got the bell, book, and candle treatment for spouting conspiracy theories outside the control of Fox...
 
2020-05-23 7:14:52 AM  
Somehow I don't think that this is going to hurt Biden amongst his African American supporters. It feels like this is Trump's desperate "We got him!" moment that they are trying to seize upon, ignoring the mountain of stupid bullshiat that Trump says daily.
 
2020-05-23 7:15:17 AM  
Ah yes, wealthy and privileged white men accusing each other of racism. Good job, "free press".
 
2020-05-23 7:15:22 AM  
Does he think he's going to convince black people not to vote for Biden?

Yeah, that's not happening.

They adore him.

Trump? Not so much.

Hell, they booted Kanye for supporting Trump.
 
2020-05-23 7:16:26 AM  

GregInIndy: Does he think he's going to convince black people not to vote for Biden?

Yeah, that's not happening.

They adore him.

Trump? Not so much.

Hell, they booted Kanye for supporting Trump.


I thought he had been booted before that for marrying a hobbit?
 
2020-05-23 7:17:20 AM  
Trump should be careful.  The t-shirts that could be made from his embarrassing or damaging quotes would fill both Melania and Ivanka's closets

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2020-05-23 7:21:02 AM  
Trump turned a Biden kinda-sorta-maybe-gaffe into Trump smearing feces all over his face.
 
2020-05-23 7:22:05 AM  
I'm just here to Whitesplain my opinion on all of this...  or... you can read this.

https://www.theroot.com/we-need-to-ta​l​k-about-joe-biden-s-the-breakfast-club​-in-1843609543
 
2020-05-23 7:22:45 AM  
Some idiot is going to come in and claim it's a douche vs a shiat sandwich because they are ever so cleaver. It's more of a douche vs a cyanide pill. One is unpleasant and it'd be nice to have something better, but the other one is going to kill a lot of people. It's more like pick the slightly unfortunate nomination over the really terrible choice.
 
2020-05-23 7:22:46 AM  

whosits_112: Somehow I don't think that this is going to hurt Biden amongst his African American supporters. It feels like this is Trump's desperate "We got him!" moment that they are trying to seize upon, ignoring the mountain of stupid bullshiat that Trump says daily.


They don't have any credibility with demographic they're trying to suppress here. I think Republicans have vastly overestimated their influence on people outside of their bubble.
 
2020-05-23 7:24:05 AM  

Superjoe: This is why I'm not worried about this making Biden look bad.


He's already making himself look bad.
 
2020-05-23 7:24:39 AM  

odinsposse: whosits_112: Somehow I don't think that this is going to hurt Biden amongst his African American supporters. It feels like this is Trump's desperate "We got him!" moment that they are trying to seize upon, ignoring the mountain of stupid bullshiat that Trump says daily.

They don't have any credibility with demographic they're trying to suppress here. I think Republicans have vastly overestimated their influence on people outside of their bubble.


It's not aimed at suppressing the black vote. It's aimed at suppressing the "woke" white vote.
 
2020-05-23 7:25:39 AM  
For such a great candidate the huge amount of threads with fanatics saying "he isn't Trump so I'm still voting for him." this early isn't a great sign.
 
2020-05-23 7:25:58 AM  

qorkfiend: odinsposse: whosits_112: Somehow I don't think that this is going to hurt Biden amongst his African American supporters. It feels like this is Trump's desperate "We got him!" moment that they are trying to seize upon, ignoring the mountain of stupid bullshiat that Trump says daily.

They don't have any credibility with demographic they're trying to suppress here. I think Republicans have vastly overestimated their influence on people outside of their bubble.

It's not aimed at suppressing the black vote. It's aimed at suppressing the "woke" white vote.


Neither of those groups are going to care what Sean Hannity is pretending to be offended by.
 
2020-05-23 7:26:56 AM  
He was making a statement about white privilege, not about black Republicans.  But I guess this snark train has already left the building so we gotta run with it.
 
2020-05-23 7:28:15 AM  
Juelz Santana & Lil Wayne - Black Republicans (Official HD Music Video)
Youtube fej3OVnhO0s
 
2020-05-23 7:28:38 AM  
Malcolm X's words on the matter, I doubt he would feel that Biden was jesting or it was just a gaffe. 

The white liberal differs from the white conservative only in one way. The liberal is more deceitful than the conservative. The liberal is more hypocritical than the conservative. Both want power, but the white liberal is the one who has perfected the art of posing as the Negro's friend and benefactor, and by winning the friendship and support of the Negro, the white liberal is able to use the Negro as a pawn or tool in this political football game. Politically the American Negro is nothing but a football, and the white liberals control this mentally dead ball. Through tricks of tokenism and false promises, and they have the willing cooperation of Negro leaders. These leaders sell out our people for just a few crumbs of token recognition and token gains-----MALCOLM X ( from his speech called, God's Judgment of White America)
 
2020-05-23 7:31:09 AM  
I think it's shameful how all those Black people STOLE their votes from Bernie and HANDED them to Biden.  I think it's because, unlike me, they were tricked by the DNC and the media.  This in no way implies that they are stupid and is not at all a gaffe.
 
2020-05-23 7:32:04 AM  
The Black Republicans Strike Again - Key & Peele
Youtube vkibw-9GrSg
 
2020-05-23 7:33:54 AM  
2016: She had Emails.

2020: He had gaffes.

You are so farked, America.
 
2020-05-23 7:34:02 AM  

whosits_112: Somehow I don't think that this is going to hurt Biden amongst his African American supporters. It feels like this is Trump's desperate "We got him!" moment that they are trying to seize upon, ignoring the mountain of stupid bullshiat that Trump says daily.


I know black progressives that are really in WELL fark YOU TOO, THAT'S THE LAST STRAW I AIN'T VOTING IS WHAT I AIN'T, but they were already pretty damn cranky about Biden to begin with. 

I truly don't understand how to get across to people like that yes, getting kicked in the shins once a month sucks and yes, it would have been awesome to get the guy who was at least offering shin guards for the people who can't avoid getting kicked, but it doesn't benefit anyone to replace the shin kickers with the guys who stomp your groin a couple times a day, so maybe you should suck it up because our groins can't take much more of Master Ken's Ameridote.
 
2020-05-23 7:34:37 AM  

qorkfiend: odinsposse: whosits_112: Somehow I don't think that this is going to hurt Biden amongst his African American supporters. It feels like this is Trump's desperate "We got him!" moment that they are trying to seize upon, ignoring the mountain of stupid bullshiat that Trump says daily.

They don't have any credibility with demographic they're trying to suppress here. I think Republicans have vastly overestimated their influence on people outside of their bubble.

It's not aimed at suppressing the black vote. It's aimed at suppressing the "woke" white vote.


A woke white person is not buying that tshirt
 
2020-05-23 7:36:14 AM  
The state of our Democratic party where even the die hards are saying


asshole hot tub
Youtube _EWvPLWIE-o
 
2020-05-23 7:38:30 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: qorkfiend: odinsposse: whosits_112: Somehow I don't think that this is going to hurt Biden amongst his African American supporters. It feels like this is Trump's desperate "We got him!" moment that they are trying to seize upon, ignoring the mountain of stupid bullshiat that Trump says daily.

They don't have any credibility with demographic they're trying to suppress here. I think Republicans have vastly overestimated their influence on people outside of their bubble.

It's not aimed at suppressing the black vote. It's aimed at suppressing the "woke" white vote.

A woke white person is not buying that tshirt


They don't have to buy the shirt. They just have to believe that their "wokeness" precludes them from voting for someone who would say that.

I'm not saying there's a lot of them. I'm saying that's who it's aimed at.
 
2020-05-23 7:39:07 AM  
Ah reddit/conservative, is there nothing you can't do?
 
2020-05-23 7:41:18 AM  

GregInIndy: They adore him.


I'm not sure that's strictly true although I Googled and I can't find an enthusiasm poll for black voters and Biden. My impression is that they decided he was the most electable, not their favorite candidate. He's got a real problem with Latinos, and I'm not sure how firm his numbers are going to be with women. Turnout is going to be key in November and I don't see him driving a lot of people to the polls who wouldn't normally show up anyway which isn't going to win this election. (I hope his VP pick fixes that.)
 
2020-05-23 7:41:26 AM  

Snapper Carr: Trump should be careful.  The t-shirts that could be made from his embarrassing or damaging quotes would fill both Melania and Ivanka's closets

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Melania's closet is standing room only. At least according to Secret Service agents Chad, Miguel, and Devonte.
 
2020-05-23 7:42:55 AM  
My friend that knows I like Biden sent me the article and my response was "yea that's a pretty Biden thing to say".

He's recognized the stupidity in his words and apologized, let's see any Trump do that ever.
 
2020-05-23 7:43:21 AM  
Know what would look great on that T-shirt?

Bloodstains.
 
2020-05-23 7:43:28 AM  

NihilismKat: Some idiot is going to come in and claim it's a douche vs a shiat sandwich because they are ever so cleaver. It's more of a douche vs a cyanide pill. One is unpleasant and it'd be nice to have something better, but the other one is going to kill a lot of people. It's more like pick the slightly unfortunate nomination over the really terrible choice.


I just dismiss the Douche V Shiat Sandwich folk as having the 'tism. That's why they latch onto a cartoon to form a political opinion in the first farking place.
 
2020-05-23 7:46:30 AM  
Biden's campaign shoud use this. Have a few of his 'gaffes' dropped in interviews, but choose the ones that will backfire on the Orange Menace's campaign when they try to use them against Biden.
 
2020-05-23 7:46:58 AM  

Warrior Kermit: Malcolm X's words on the matter, I doubt he would feel that Biden was jesting or it was just a gaffe. 

The white liberal differs from the white conservative only in one way. The liberal is more deceitful than the conservative. The liberal is more hypocritical than the conservative. Both want power, but the white liberal is the one who has perfected the art of posing as the Negro's friend and benefactor, and by winning the friendship and support of the Negro, the white liberal is able to use the Negro as a pawn or tool in this political football game. Politically the American Negro is nothing but a football, and the white liberals control this mentally dead ball. Through tricks of tokenism and false promises, and they have the willing cooperation of Negro leaders. These leaders sell out our people for just a few crumbs of token recognition and token gains-----MALCOLM X ( from his speech called, God's Judgment of White America)


You're so woke, Wokey McWokerson, EsqWoke.

You do know that Malcolm X renounced black nationalism in the years since that speech was made, right? Of course you did. You're so woke, after all.
 
2020-05-23 7:48:20 AM  
Hmmmm. Vote for a guy who supports and encourages super racist white power groups, or a guy who says you're not black if you're supporting the guy who supports and encourages super racist white power groups.

Gee such a hard choice.
 
2020-05-23 7:49:04 AM  

My Sober Alt: "I'm not black, but there's a whole lotta times I wish I could say I'm not white." - Frank Zappa


You know, I just looked and I can't even find a t-shrit with that quote on it.  Not that I'd actually wear it, but now I feel oppressed as not only a Zappa fan, but also as a white man.


Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
Youtube 75DbkiZvxX4
 
2020-05-23 7:50:06 AM  
I understand the Chieftains in Africa sold off their own people to the British for slaves.
Here's a pic of what they might have looked like... in modern clothing.

Fark user imageView Full Size


/Not trying to be racist, just stating history...
//and the repetition thereof.
 
2020-05-23 7:51:31 AM  

Stoker: I understand the Chieftains in Africa sold off their own people to the British for slaves.
Here's a pic of what they might have looked like... in modern clothing.

[Fark user image image 396x593]

/Not trying to be racist, just stating history...
//and the repetition thereof.


You had to wear a helmet, even when it wasn't football season, didn't ya?
 
2020-05-23 7:52:05 AM  

Stoker: I understand the Chieftains in Africa sold off their own people to the British for slaves.
Here's a pic of what they might have looked like... in modern clothing.

[Fark user image image 396x593]

/Not trying to be racist, just stating history...
//and the repetition thereof.


They weren't "their own people".  That's why they sold them.
 
2020-05-23 7:55:42 AM  

Stoker: I understand the Chieftains in Africa sold off their own people to the British for slaves.
Here's a pic of what they might have looked like... in modern clothing.

[Fark user image image 396x593]

/Not trying to be racist, just stating history...
//and the repetition thereof.


You know how easy it is to photoshop text onto a shirt and that the majority of clothing modeling online is virtual and likely this girl took this picture years ago?
 
2020-05-23 7:56:42 AM  
I like the fact that they specifically chose a model that looks like Michelle Obama.

I barely see hats here (except on Down-Staters, but they're odd) so I doubt I'll see any of those here. If I do it'll be on a mid-50s white guy, because reasons.
 
2020-05-23 7:57:28 AM  

evilmrsock: whosits_112: Somehow I don't think that this is going to hurt Biden amongst his African American supporters. It feels like this is Trump's desperate "We got him!" moment that they are trying to seize upon, ignoring the mountain of stupid bullshiat that Trump says daily.

I know black progressives that are really in WELL fark YOU TOO, THAT'S THE LAST STRAW I AIN'T VOTING IS WHAT I AIN'T, but they were already pretty damn cranky about Biden to begin with. 

I truly don't understand how to get across to people like that yes, getting kicked in the shins once a month sucks and yes, it would have been awesome to get the guy who was at least offering shin guards for the people who can't avoid getting kicked, but it doesn't benefit anyone to replace the shin kickers with the guys who stomp your groin a couple times a day, so maybe you should suck it up because our groins can't take much more of Master Ken's Ameridote.


heres an idea. maybe actually do stuff for the black community besides roll in to baltimore or flint every 4 years for votes and then disappear ?

Even Obama didn't really throw the black community a bone. But at the same time the black community is captured like progressive liberals by the DNC. We have no other place to go if we want even token representation
 
2020-05-23 7:58:21 AM  
Russian dude-bots pretending to be black American women on facebook is some of the funniest shiat ever
 
2020-05-23 7:59:14 AM  
eh,
Something they're hoping will gain traction that won't. Biden represents a return to
which some would say "normalcy", when the default setting of "normal" was kind of shiatty
to begin with.

But, "normalcy" is a bit more palatable than the specter of constant creeping death, and
slowly inching to civil war.

I look forward to 4 years of Biden saying something eye rollingly dense and I can shrug and get on with my routine, instead of the weekly distractions served up by DJT, while his minions are off plotting looting the
treasury, flaunting laws, and being flat out evil.
 
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