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(Page Six)   Khloe Kardashian reveals her latest attempt to not look anything like Khloe Kardashian   (pagesix.com) divider line
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2020-05-23 1:37:05 AM  
Still looks like a wookie.
 
2020-05-23 1:52:09 AM  
I haven't wasted my time to even look at the article.  The entire family needs to rent out Radio City Music Hall, so they can go on stage and sing: ME-ME-ME! The entire family are endless attention whores,
 
2020-05-23 2:27:19 AM  
She's starting to move into the uncanny Valley.
 
2020-05-23 5:13:00 AM  
I can't believe people actually check these websites and read this stuff regularly.
 
2020-05-23 6:53:49 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I can't believe people actually check these websites and read this stuff regularly.


It's Fark.com
 
2020-05-23 6:59:36 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I can't believe people actually check these websites and read this stuff regularly.


we've worn out/crashed all of our other personal erotica sites.
 
2020-05-23 7:09:26 AM  
What is with the idiotic facial expression? Is that supposed to be attractive?

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2020-05-23 7:13:55 AM  
All that money and you're still a loser.
 
2020-05-23 8:13:30 AM  

phenn: What is with the idiotic facial expression? Is that supposed to be attractive?

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For people who are into RealDolls, yes.
 
2020-05-23 8:14:02 AM  
Try reading a book to get rid of that empty, bovine stare
 
2020-05-23 8:27:52 AM  

phenn: What is with the idiotic facial expression? Is that supposed to be attractive?

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It's that look you have right before passing out from all the spray paint fumes
 
2020-05-23 8:34:34 AM  
Lizard skin suit technology is really advancing beyond all expectations.
 
2020-05-23 8:42:33 AM  
It's bad enough when your claim to fame is that you made a sex tape.  It's worse when your tenuous connection to fame is that you're related to someone who made a sex tape.  These people are as pathetic and boring as the Duggers.
 
2020-05-23 8:49:34 AM  
Back off on the boob polish.
 
2020-05-23 8:52:38 AM  
What a change! Before: Vapid talentless turd. After: Talentless vapid turd. It really is a modern day miracle.
 
2020-05-23 9:01:55 AM  
Imagine being the offspring of an affair with OJ and being called the ugly sister. When the "pretty" sister looked like Jaffar from Aladdin pre-surgery. And her only claim to fame is being pimped out by her gold digging mom.

That entire family of farkwits and cancerous cults of personality needs to fark off, I can't farking escape their batshiattery no matter how farking hard I try to ignore these wastrels of plastic and genetic material.
 
2020-05-23 9:16:46 AM  
it's not even the same person. i'm lazy, but check photos from a few years ago. it's like she's been replaced.
 
2020-05-23 9:18:13 AM  

LordZorch: Still looks like her father, OJ Simpson.


FTFY
 
2020-05-23 9:18:34 AM  
I almost feel sorry for these damaged empty people.
 
2020-05-23 9:19:58 AM  

phenn: What is with the idiotic facial expression? Is that supposed to be attractive?

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Her face is literally frozen like that.
 
2020-05-23 9:20:36 AM  
I'm gonna assume the "Two Fingers for Thinner Thighs" diet?
 
2020-05-23 9:22:38 AM  
I'm wishing her the best of luck and a good financial manager.

Maybe her and her family will donate to worthy causes.

Their offspring may surprise us in good ways.

The media may decide it's not worth the page clicks.

My suit was at the cleaner.

I had friends who came in from out of town.

Do you like gladiator movies?
 
2020-05-23 9:28:08 AM  

phenn: What is with the idiotic facial expression? Is that supposed to be attractive?

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That is the look you get when you hand a fruit pie to a Sasquatch.
 
2020-05-23 9:31:58 AM  
I wonder what size spackle knife she's using.
 
2020-05-23 9:58:57 AM  

phenn: What is with the idiotic facial expression? Is that supposed to be attractive?

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"Neutral." Not "attractive." Nothing that'd cause a wrinkle, or an unplanned reflection, or any exposure to the individual beneath the profitable facade. They're an entirely manufactured product, and enough of us consume it to make them fabulously wealthy.

That's the problem with making stupid people famous. There are so many of us today that even a miniscule percentage means a windfall for whomever can capture that percentage. Kind of the same reason no one seems to understand that even a 1% COVID-19 mortality rate means millions of dead Americans - there are simply just so many of us that the fractions hide the numbers & prevent us from thinking about them, instead of simply making it easier about which to think of them.

Their promoters, marketers, and influencers know this, though - they ignore the percentage and focus on the numbers. That silo may be narrow, but it's deep, and you can feed forever if you develop a taste for just that silo. It's creepy to watch.
 
2020-05-23 10:38:19 AM  
Go away whore no1curr.
 
2020-05-23 10:41:02 AM  
Did they shrink her skull or something? It's like the bone structure is even different.
 
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7 days ago  
Is that what you get when you shave all the fur off a Wookie? Still better looking than her sister the least enthusiastic porn performer.

Somehow that family is worth Billions. Maybe this country deserves to go down with the new plague.
 
7 days ago  

JammerJim: Did they shrink her skull or something? It's like the bone structure is even different.


it's like it's not really her and it's just being done for publicity or something!?  i can't wait for the day when that family is a "who?"
 
7 days ago  
I'm loving how the vast majority of comments I'm seeing here and on twitter are just ripping on her. That family is toxic. They earned it. Enjoy your millions as you look like the creepy doll from Saw
 
6 days ago  
Khloe Kardashian be looking like a different person every year

Isn't that pretty typical of vapid celebrities? They're nothing but walking billboards anyway.
 
6 days ago  

phenn: What is with the idiotic facial expression? Is that supposed to be attractive?
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You have to wait for a few more hours after the botox before you start snapping photos, until the facial paralysis wears off. The photographer must be new.
 
6 days ago  

LordZorch: Still looks like a wookie.


Her and Lamar's prenup only has one condition in it: Let the Wookie win.

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kab
6 days ago  
Dear subby:  punch yourself in the nuts for submitting this garbage.

thx
 
6 days ago  
it's a good look compared to the old look, leans toward Ariana Grande a bit. not a fan of the K tribe but do Kendall Jenner to be quite fetching 

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6 days ago  

GameSprocket: phenn: What is with the idiotic facial expression? Is that supposed to be attractive?

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That is the look you get when you hand a fruit pie to a Sasquatch.


I was going to say that she looks like someone just hit her upside the head with a herring.
 
6 days ago  
What Can You Get A Wookie For Christmas (When He Alreadys Owns a Comb) - Star Wars Christmas
Youtube GW1lTSVcUrA
 
6 days ago  

JammerJim: Did they shrink her skull or something? It's like the bone structure is even different.


Looks like she had some fairly heavy chin and jaw work done.

Like bone shaving.
 
6 days ago  

phenn: What is with the idiotic facial expression? Is that supposed to be attractive?

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Contemplating her bowel movement.
 
6 days ago  
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"She looks great. If she needs anymore work done, I got a guy."
 
6 days ago  
It's fascinating to me that the people who most look up to & admire these folks for their 'success' never seem to notice that they are terminally unhappy.
 
6 days ago  
It takes a phenomenal amount of self-hatred to alter your face/body to such an extent that you're no longer recognizable as you in older photographs. People's looks change as they get older, I don't look the same as I did when I was 13 for example, but you can look at a picture of me then and a picture of me now and know it's the same woman. I look older, but I don't look like an entirely different human being.

I feel sorry for them. I do. They need therapy and maybe some medication, not a plastic surgeon with no scruples.
 
6 days ago  
  A dose of reality

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6 days ago  

JudgeSmails: JammerJim: Did they shrink her skull or something? It's like the bone structure is even different.

it's like it's not really her and it's just being done for publicity or something!?  i can't wait for the day when that family is a "who?"


Good luck. They're just waiting for the kids to get old enough to pimp out. Hell, the one's already got a stripper name, and then there's Kim and Kanye's brood...
 
6 days ago  
I don't get how they can Photoshop or otherwise over filter themselves to such an extent that they look like a completely different person, and then show their real faces in public proving how unrealistic their social media photos are. It's just odd.
 
6 days ago  

phenn: What is with the idiotic facial expression? Is that supposed to be attractive?


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It's the puzzled dog face
 
6 days ago  
"Location: under biatches skiiiinnnnn 💋"

Okay, what the fark does that even mean?
 
6 days ago  

Night Train to Wakanda: Imagine being the offspring of an affair with OJ and being called the ugly sister. When the "pretty" sister looked like Jaffar from Aladdin pre-surgery. And her only claim to fame is being pimped out by her gold digging mom.

That entire family of farkwits and cancerous cults of personality needs to fark off, I can't farking escape their batshiattery no matter how farking hard I try to ignore these wastrels of plastic and genetic material.


No, she's not O.J.s offspring, and it absolutely goes to show that a lot of y'all have no idea what children of black and white parents look like.

There are a lot of variations. I am an auntie to 24 nieces and nephews. Only six of them have black parents. I've seen the rest vary in shades, but the only ones who get hard to tell are the great grands. That's because their mixed mom or dad married a white or Mexican person.

There are mixed kids who present like Khloe, but she is definitely not O.J.s. If you look at O.J.s kids from Nicole, they look mixed. Khloe had/has a white daddy. She's taller than her sisters. She's got similar features, but the Armenian coloring missed her. Her hair is naturally brown, and her skin is lighter. If she had a black dad, it would have shown.

People love saying that shiat. Kris Jenner was a slut, and is a gold digger of the highest order, but that is not O.J.s baby. There's probably a white, retired Hollywood producer who acknowledged her, but told her she ain't getting a dime, so she best move on and forget it, lest he destroy her, and her relationship with Robert.

Y'all are always looking for ways to keep O.J.s name in your mouth. Let it go. He's old, and almost dead. He did end up in jail, and we know that's what you all wanted anyway.  If he killed Nicole and Ron, he got off because he had money, yes, but most importantly, LAP farking D screwed this up. They are the reason why he walked.

And since we're talking about screwed up white people, Trump and his boys are directly responsible for the death of almost 100 thousand people, many of them black and Hispanic. Until you start giving a shiat about us, we can never really know if you're anger is righteous, or just disingenuous. Nobody seems to know how to stop Trump and his minions. He breaks the law every day. But y'all are all like 💁

Goddamn, I wish y'all could channel your righteous farking indignation towards the folks who are really screwing your dumb asses, instead of trying to pin the blame for all the world's problems on famous black men you don't like.

/yeah, Bill Cosby deserves to rot in jail.
//no, I don't believe O.J. did it, but I believe he knows who did.
///listen to the stories of us minorities. You could learn a lot about yourselves, and all of it ain't pretty.
 
6 days ago  

BlackChickWhiteAccent: Night Train to Wakanda: Imagine being the offspring of an affair with OJ and being called the ugly sister. When the "pretty" sister looked like Jaffar from Aladdin pre-surgery. And her only claim to fame is being pimped out by her gold digging mom.

That entire family of farkwits and cancerous cults of personality needs to fark off, I can't farking escape their batshiattery no matter how farking hard I try to ignore these wastrels of plastic and genetic material.

No, she's not O.J.s offspring, and it absolutely goes to show that a lot of y'all have no idea what children of black and white parents look like.

There are a lot of variations. I am an auntie to 24 nieces and nephews. Only six of them have black parents. I've seen the rest vary in shades, but the only ones who get hard to tell are the great grands. That's because their mixed mom or dad married a white or Mexican person.

There are mixed kids who present like Khloe, but she is definitely not O.J.s. If you look at O.J.s kids from Nicole, they look mixed. Khloe had/has a white daddy. She's taller than her sisters. She's got similar features, but the Armenian coloring missed her. Her hair is naturally brown, and her skin is lighter. If she had a black dad, it would have shown.

People love saying that shiat. Kris Jenner was a slut, and is a gold digger of the highest order, but that is not O.J.s baby. There's probably a white, retired Hollywood producer who acknowledged her, but told her she ain't getting a dime, so she best move on and forget it, lest he destroy her, and her relationship with Robert.

Y'all are always looking for ways to keep O.J.s name in your mouth. Let it go. He's old, and almost dead. He did end up in jail, and we know that's what you all wanted anyway.  If he killed Nicole and Ron, he got off because he had money, yes, but most importantly, LAP farking D screwed this up. They are the reason why he walked.

And since we're talking about screwed up white people, Trump and his boys are directly responsible for the death of almost 100 thousand people, many of them black and Hispanic. Until you start giving a shiat about us, we can never really know if you're anger is righteous, or just disingenuous. Nobody seems to know how to stop Trump and his minions. He breaks the law every day. But y'all are all like 💁

Goddamn, I wish y'all could channel your righteous farking indignation towards the folks who are really screwing your dumb asses, instead of trying to pin the blame for all the world's problems on famous black men you don't like.

/yeah, Bill Cosby deserves to rot in jail.
//no, I don't believe O.J. did it, but I believe he knows who did.
///listen to the stories of us minorities. You could learn a lot about yourselves, and all of it ain't pretty.


*applause.gif*
 
6 days ago  

BlackChickWhiteAccent: Night Train to Wakanda: Imagine being the offspring of an affair with OJ and being called the ugly sister. When the "pretty" sister looked like Jaffar from Aladdin pre-surgery. And her only claim to fame is being pimped out by her gold digging mom.

That entire family of farkwits and cancerous cults of personality needs to fark off, I can't farking escape their batshiattery no matter how farking hard I try to ignore these wastrels of plastic and genetic material.

No, she's not O.J.s offspring, and it absolutely goes to show that a lot of y'all have no idea what children of black and white parents look like.

There are a lot of variations. I am an auntie to 24 nieces and nephews. Only six of them have black parents. I've seen the rest vary in shades, but the only ones who get hard to tell are the great grands. That's because their mixed mom or dad married a white or Mexican person.

There are mixed kids who present like Khloe, but she is definitely not O.J.s. If you look at O.J.s kids from Nicole, they look mixed. Khloe had/has a white daddy. She's taller than her sisters. She's got similar features, but the Armenian coloring missed her. Her hair is naturally brown, and her skin is lighter. If she had a black dad, it would have shown.

People love saying that shiat. Kris Jenner was a slut, and is a gold digger of the highest order, but that is not O.J.s baby. There's probably a white, retired Hollywood producer who acknowledged her, but told her she ain't getting a dime, so she best move on and forget it, lest he destroy her, and her relationship with Robert.

Y'all are always looking for ways to keep O.J.s name in your mouth. Let it go. He's old, and almost dead. He did end up in jail, and we know that's what you all wanted anyway.  If he killed Nicole and Ron, he got off because he had money, yes, but most importantly, LAP farking D screwed this up. They are the reason why he walked.

And since we're talking about screwed up white people, Trump and his boys are di ...


What kinda meltdown is this you racist? One guy made a stupid comment and you go "y'all people" . I get it. You're a black woman. Great.
 
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