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3835 clicks; posted to Politics » on 23 May 2020 at 6:05 AM (7 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-05-22 11:38:43 PM  
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2020-05-22 11:46:23 PM  
 
2020-05-23 12:01:29 AM  
Except Trump has been in no way shape or form "exonerated".

To be exonated you have to hold a trial and weight the evidence and have an objective verdict.

So f*ck Sessions too.
 
2020-05-23 12:08:10 AM  
This Alabama resident will be voting to re-elect Doug Jones.
 
2020-05-23 12:08:27 AM  

cretinbob: It's going to devolve into this


Daw.
 
2020-05-23 12:09:14 AM  

Austin: This Alabama resident will be voting to re-elect Doug Jones.


This Louisiana resident donated to his campaign.
 
2020-05-23 12:09:21 AM  
If he's elected he'll go right back to sucking Trump's tiny pecker.
 
2020-05-23 12:26:27 AM  

make me some tea: Except Trump has been in no way shape or form "exonerated".

To be exonated you have to hold a trial and weight the evidence and have an objective verdict.

So f*ck Sessions too.


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2020-05-23 12:28:20 AM  
Lol he goes after Tuberville as well.

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This is amusing to me. Why not let ol' Roy "like 'em young" Moore in as well?
 
2020-05-23 12:35:30 AM  
Now that it doesn't mean anything? Color me not impressed.
 
2020-05-23 1:28:05 AM  

gilgigamesh: cretinbob: It's going to devolve into this

Daw.


It wouldn't inline from my phone. But I think it's better that way.
 
2020-05-23 1:41:55 AM  
Oh look, a piece of shiat comparing contest
 
2020-05-23 1:53:07 AM  
How are Alabamans supposed to vote when they'll all be in ICU by November?
 
2020-05-23 1:55:15 AM  

scottydoesntknow: Why not let ol' Roy "like 'em young" Moore in as well?


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2020-05-23 1:55:25 AM  
Trump has held more grudges than he's held his sons.
 
2020-05-23 1:56:38 AM  

SurfaceTension: How are Alabamans supposed to vote when they'll all be in ICU by November?


Mail in ballot.
 
2020-05-23 2:03:46 AM  
Media: "Look guys Goebbels is fighting Hitler on Twitter, let's watch!"
Me: "Can we just lock them both in a room with the murderous space gorilla from Ad Astra?"
 
2020-05-23 2:19:34 AM  
Protected the rule of law?  No.  It's dead, and will stay dead while the Terrible Treason Toddler watches TV about himself in the White House.
 
2020-05-23 2:47:08 AM  
That constitutes "a spine"? A farking tweet after years of letting Trump degrade him daily on national television, sent only after he's been repeatedly run over and left for dead?

Jeff Sessions is a slimy bag of shiat. And he deserves to go to his grave feeling like one.
 
2020-05-23 3:18:54 AM  
Jeff Sessions did one thing right in his entire life in recusing himself. One thing.
 
2020-05-23 3:42:21 AM  

SurfaceTension: How are Alabamans supposed to vote when they'll all be in ICU by November?


Most of them can't spell ICU so why would you expect them to be worried about ending up in one?
 
2020-05-23 5:48:40 AM  

scottydoesntknow: Lol he goes after Tuberville as well.

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This is amusing to me. Why not let ol' Roy "like 'em young" Moore in as well?


Because Roy Moore is not a real opponent
 
2020-05-23 6:13:30 AM  

SurfaceTension: How are Alabamans supposed to vote when they'll all be in ICU by November?


jokes on them, there is only one ICU in the state
 
2020-05-23 6:14:34 AM  
Slap fight.
 
2020-05-23 6:20:54 AM  
Yes Jeff sessions protected the rule of law when he was sitting in front of a republican committee and invoked the idea that POTUS might at some point in the future declare executive privilege so he isn't going to answer questions about topics he thinks are sensitive but Trump was to stupid to try and protect

Rule of law everytone
And sessions didn't forget the numerous contacts with Russians he had and remembered them all in his own
 
2020-05-23 6:21:59 AM  

kkinnison: SurfaceTension: How are Alabamans supposed to vote when they'll all be in ICU by November?

jokes on them, there is only one ICU in the state


Da fuq? Alabama has 1870 ICU beds.  That must be one massive hospital.
 
2020-05-23 6:22:40 AM  
Alabama is just farking embarrassing.
 
2020-05-23 6:28:06 AM  
If the South was as shiatty as it is because we rightfully farked them during the Reconstruction, that would be one thing.  But this is how they want it, so it takes all the joy out of it.
 
2020-05-23 6:35:23 AM  
Hey Jeff Sessions
Prove you're not a deepstate Obama mole, #BongRipsForTrump. Let Trump see you trash what you believe in. Then maybe he'll talk to you. But Trump is still really angry with you. Better use the 6ft Danger Bong.
 
2020-05-23 6:37:55 AM  
Sessions and Tubberville are both scumbags. Lets get that out of the way from the jump.

However, watching this primary race might be a good indicator of if Georgia residents will view the general election as a referendum of Trump.

If Sessions keeps standing up to Trump and starts to gain some traction, it's gonna show which strategy in these Senate race could to be successful for challengers & incumbents like Collins, Gardner and Ernst. If he tanks, it's gonna be all hands on deck for the rest of them.

I'm hoping for the former, myself.
 
2020-05-23 6:38:37 AM  
Tubby's only qualification for office seems to be how loudly he can bellow "Trump was sent by God!"

And in Alabama, that's all he needs.

/it's really embarrassing to live here
 
2020-05-23 6:39:15 AM  

Austin: This Alabama resident will be voting to re-elect Doug Jones.


You must be in Huntsville where the last sane bastion of intelligence resides in Alabama.
 
2020-05-23 6:42:39 AM  

BadReligion: Jeff Sessions did one thing right in his entire life in recusing himself. One thing.


He also was the first person of political reputation to endorse Trump.  And he also gave the world Stephen Miller.  So it's kind of a wash.
 
2020-05-23 6:42:43 AM  
Half a spine, and half a mouth full of Turnip's jizzle.
 
2020-05-23 6:56:38 AM  

bdub77: murderous space gorilla from Ad Astra


Really? Damn, i would have gone to see that if the trailer showed a murderous space gorilla.
 
2020-05-23 6:58:48 AM  
They're starting to smell Trump's blood in the water. Sessions figures attacking him is a winning proposition now.

Let's hope they burn each other to the ground.
 
2020-05-23 7:00:07 AM  
It's funny that Sessions thinks an appeal to higher principles will work with those who have lobotomized themselves in the name of the Orange Sh*tgibbon's cult of personality.
 
2020-05-23 7:07:37 AM  
Keebler Elf needs to gtfoh. Ole racist cracker.
 
2020-05-23 7:16:28 AM  
That's not a spine, that's twitting @ your ex once you've had a few.
 
2020-05-23 7:28:27 AM  

cretinbob: It's going to devolve into this


I dunno about that...That 'fight' has added something of worth to the universe.
 
2020-05-23 7:42:48 AM  
Objection, subby. Assumes facts not in evidence.
 
2020-05-23 7:46:33 AM  

born_yesterday: If the South was as shiatty as it is because we rightfully farked them during the Reconstruction, that would be one thing.  But this is how they want it, so it takes all the joy out of it.


Dude, if we had given them the farking they so richly deserved, they wouldn't even be this shiatty. The only strange fruit hanging from the poplar trees would have been Confederate officers and politicians. Evangelical Christianity and the Lost Cause myth would have been strangled in their cribs. Instead, we spared the rod, and now almost every traitor state is a spoiled child. What's worse is they've spread their intellectual cancer all over the country.
 
2020-05-23 7:46:49 AM  

shpritz: They're starting to smell Trump's blood in the water. Sessions figures attacking him is a winning proposition now.

Let's hope they burn each other to the ground.


Sessions is making a righteous claim of having saved Trump's ass.  Trump can't show ingratitude at this juncture.

But he will.
 
2020-05-23 7:48:15 AM  

twat_waffle: Dude, if we had given them the farking they so richly deserved, they wouldn't even be this shiatty.


Lincoln's VP was pro-slavery, and the moment Lincoln was shot, we were all destined for this shiat hole future.
 
2020-05-23 7:59:24 AM  
Difficulty, Alabama listened to Trump on opening and they're spiking.

What turd Republican they send to the Senate is really less important than the social disaster they have chosen as the alternate to printing money.
 
2020-05-23 8:01:56 AM  

shpritz: They're starting to smell Trump's blood in the water. Sessions figures attacking him is a winning proposition now.

Let's hope they burn each other to the ground.


attack ?

hes basically trying to calm a screaming wife with that tweet, not attack
 
2020-05-23 8:12:02 AM  
Bullshiat.
 
2020-05-23 8:28:47 AM  
Imagine having an attorney general who didn't know what exonerated mean.
 
2020-05-23 8:29:06 AM  
/s
 
2020-05-23 8:51:16 AM  

twat_waffle: born_yesterday: If the South was as shiatty as it is because we rightfully farked them during the Reconstruction, that would be one thing.  But this is how they want it, so it takes all the joy out of it.
Dude, if we had given them the farking they so richly deserved, they wouldn't even be this shiatty. The only strange fruit hanging from the poplar trees would have been Confederate officers and politicians. Evangelical Christianity and the Lost Cause myth would have been strangled in their cribs. Instead, we spared the rod, and now almost every traitor state is a spoiled child. What's worse is they've spread their intellectual cancer all over the country.


If the liberal alternative is something like New York city, then I'll skip your version of paradise too.

Too bad you all intellectual bellwethers can't come up with something better than blowing your life on useless consumerism and cheap thrills.  Oh look, another artisan bagel!  SQUEEEEE.  Honey, lets buy everything on earth while the planet burns down.  Its a good day to buy, for tomorrow we die!

If thats your solution, I'll pass.  And I did.  And from the outside, it looks like a pile of life-draining bullshiat, just like you accuse the "stupid"  people of practicing.

Have you ever considered something completely NEW, or are you happy being as ignorant as a 3-year old and never thinking about the consequences?
 
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