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(NBC News)   White House won't say why President Trump is six months late with his annual physical. Subby assumes it's because his bone spurs are acting up again   (nbcnews.com) divider line
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2 days ago  
Maybe he's having trouble finding another doctor willing to lie about his height, weight, etc.
 
2 days ago  
He took part one, what more do you people want?
 
2 days ago  

italie: He took part one, what more do you people want?


I want to see him run a confidence course on a military base.
 
2 days ago  
If he wanted a second opinion, he'd ask himself.
 
2 days ago  

vudukungfu: italie: He took part one, what more do you people want?

I want to see him run a confidence course on a military base.


"I turn that question to the media and ask similar questions."
 
2 days ago  
I'll be the first to say I hope the reason is terminal and makes it hurt to pee or breathe.

Otherwise he'll just march another stooge out to say what great healthy specimen of a white dwarf whale he is who isn't possibly unhinged because he can point at a picture and say this one is a kitty.
 
2 days ago  
Because he knows he's half des
 
2 days ago  

WTFDYW: Because he knows he's half des


Dead? farking autocorrect.
 
2 days ago  

italie: He took part one, what more do you people want?


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2 days ago  
Can you imagine having to be the doctor that shoves your lubed up finger up his hairy pale white ass?
 
2 days ago  
Because he's the healthiest human being who has ever lived! He doesn't need a physical.

Bigly!
 
2 days ago  
Because to do a colonoscopy or check his prostate, Dumpy has to remove his head from his ass first.
 
2 days ago  
He just gets random emergency "physicals" as needed.
 
2 days ago  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Because to do a colonoscopy or check his prostate, Dumpy has to remove his head from his ass first.


Gotta remove Lindsey and Barr's too.  It's crowded in there.
 
2 days ago  
He's been tested already. Another physical won't tell him anything positive.
 
2 days ago  
Does it matter, really?

He's a "Republican" - norms, traditions, laws, morals, ethics, standards, consistency, etc... don't matter anymore.

Why pose the question? The answer doesn't matter.
 
2 days ago  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Because to do a colonoscopy or check his prostate, Dumpy has to remove his head from his ass first.


If that would happen, we should all be able to hear the "pop".
 
2 days ago  

NotCodger: Maybe he's having trouble finding another doctor willing to lie about his height, weight, etc.


He should try pro sports; plenty of doctors there willing to lie about their patient's health.
 
2 days ago  
Because it wasn't a physical, it was basically a trip to the ER for him, and admitting he has a heart problem or whatever would mean they have to admit those other public assessments and that ridiculous letter are all lies. It's not like it's a matter of national security or anything.
 
2 days ago  
He's probably had it, he just doesn't want to admit the results were bad.
 
2 days ago  
Well obviously six and a half months ago he said "I'll go for my physical in two weeks."

And here we are.
 
dp3 [OhFark]
2 days ago  

fusillade762: ecmoRandomNumbers: Because to do a colonoscopy or check his prostate, Dumpy has to remove his head from his ass first.

Gotta remove Lindsey and Barr's too.  It's crowded in there.


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2 days ago  
Nov 2019: Trump makes an unexpected, unscheduled visit to Walter Reed... Despite the fact that the White House itself has medical facilities to match a lot of hospitals.

Dec '19 to Mar '20: An unmistakeable downward step in Trump's functioning. He begins observed in well lit public spaces with his pupils fully dialated, and his mental patterns become even more broken and childlike.

This is widely remarked upon at places like Fark, and ignored by major news networks so thoroughly one might even be suspicious. (The same networks, of course, nearly shat themselves in outrage when Hillary's hand was seen on a rail as she walked down some stairs)

Apr '20: After suggesting that we drink bleach and use germicidal bulbs as dildos - and then looking around, as a particularly slow child might, as if to ask 'did I get it right this time?' - Donald is subjected to criticism from all quarters. He disappears off on an unplanned trip to Camp David.

Several days later he is seen, pupils dialated, unmistakably dosed up to the gills on... Something.

He is seen nodding off in public meetings, slurring words, and either hallucinating or suffering psychotic breaks, mumbling drunkenly "I... Love you all..." at one point.

Again, outside of the day of, the media so studiously avoids mentioning a word of this one might even get suspicious.

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They don't want to do his next physical because they're terrified that an honest doctor will see that he's
a) taking enough drugs to supply an electronic dance music festival
b) probably suffering repeated transient ischemic events
 
2 days ago  
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2 days ago  
Because the last time he went, the Navy doctors told him to stop taking Adderall, UK Sudafed, and Phen-Fen because he's showing signs of heart conditions and other side effects of addictions to uppers.

Add hydroxychloroquine (if you believe him; I don't), untreated neurosyphilis (not unlikely), geriatric dementia (probably), and obesity (lol obviously), and they're not going to have anything to say he wants to hear.

I say, good.  Let him render himself unfit to serve.

(I mean, physically.  Mentally otoh... we already know he ain't.)
 
2 days ago  

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Stop showing the Obamagate evidence!
 
2 days ago  

dp3: fusillade762: ecmoRandomNumbers: Because to do a colonoscopy or check his prostate, Dumpy has to remove his head from his ass first.

Gotta remove Lindsey and Barr's too.  It's crowded in there.

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2 days ago  
I bet he's pregnant. He looks pregnant and he's farkin' off all the time. Srsly, totally knocked up. I can tell by the way he stands and the way his belly pops out. I bet he already has an "outie."
 
2 days ago  
Donnie must be pining for the good old days by now...

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2 days ago  
And 3.5 years behind on his tax audit.
 
2 days ago  

bughunter: dp3: fusillade762: ecmoRandomNumbers: Because to do a colonoscopy or check his prostate, Dumpy has to remove his head from his ass first.

Gotta remove Lindsey and Barr's too.  It's crowded in there.

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2 days ago  

bughunter: Because the last time he went, the Navy doctors told him to stop taking Adderall, UK Sudafed, and Phen-Fen because he's showing signs of heart conditions and other side effects of addictions to uppers.

Add hydroxychloroquine (if you believe him; I don't), untreated neurosyphilis (not unlikely), geriatric dementia (probably), and obesity (lol obviously), and they're not going to have anything to say he wants to hear.

I say, good.  Let him render himself unfit to serve.

(I mean, physically.  Mentally otoh... we already know he ain't.)


If he isn't taking hydro, and his doctor lies to the American people that he is, knowing it may be a garbage drug for treating or preventing covid, are there any possible legal consequences?

I mean we never punish anyone, so there won't be. But there are limitations on doctors lying about drugs right? Even that natural cures guy couldn't get away with it forever.

Though I suppose the doc never said it cured or prevented anything.
 
2 days ago  
Didn't he piss off his old sleazy doc? Time to find a new one, and it's probably tough to find someone with such low standards.
 
2 days ago  

Smackledorfer: bughunter: Because the last time he went, the Navy doctors told him to stop taking Adderall, UK Sudafed, and Phen-Fen because he's showing signs of heart conditions and other side effects of addictions to uppers.

Add hydroxychloroquine (if you believe him; I don't), untreated neurosyphilis (not unlikely), geriatric dementia (probably), and obesity (lol obviously), and they're not going to have anything to say he wants to hear.

I say, good.  Let him render himself unfit to serve.

(I mean, physically.  Mentally otoh... we already know he ain't.)

If he isn't taking hydro, and his doctor lies to the American people that he is, knowing it may be a garbage drug for treating or preventing covid, are there any possible legal consequences?

I mean we never punish anyone, so there won't be. But there are limitations on doctors lying about drugs right? Even that natural cures guy couldn't get away with it forever.

Though I suppose the doc never said it cured or prevented anything.


Hammered much?
 
2 days ago  

Smackledorfer: bughunter: Because the last time he went, the Navy doctors told him to stop taking Adderall, UK Sudafed, and Phen-Fen because he's showing signs of heart conditions and other side effects of addictions to uppers.

Add hydroxychloroquine (if you believe him; I don't), untreated neurosyphilis (not unlikely), geriatric dementia (probably), and obesity (lol obviously), and they're not going to have anything to say he wants to hear.

I say, good.  Let him render himself unfit to serve.

(I mean, physically.  Mentally otoh... we already know he ain't.)

If he isn't taking hydro, and his doctor lies to the American people that he is, knowing it may be a garbage drug for treating or preventing covid, are there any possible legal consequences?

I mean we never punish anyone, so there won't be. But there are limitations on doctors lying about drugs right? Even that natural cures guy couldn't get away with it forever.

Though I suppose the doc never said it cured or prevented anything.


His doctor didn't confirm he was taking hydro.
 
2 days ago  
Hopefully he's waiting on Kim Jong Un's surgeon to do the physical...
 
2 days ago  

EmmaLou: Because it wasn't a physical, it was basically a trip to the ER for him, and admitting he has a heart problem or whatever would mean they have to admit those other public assessments and that ridiculous letter are all lies. It's not like it's a matter of national security or anything.


My money's still on a TIA that caused him to go to Walter Reed.

Hopefully he strokes out and dies soon. While I would love for him to be held accountable for all of the crimes he has committed and for him to have to watch, helpless, as the federal government dismantles all of his businesses and seizes all of his property, I'm willing to trade that for someone marginally more competent at the helm of the federal government during this pandemic.

Can you use civil asset forfeiture to seize a dead guy's stuff?
 
2 days ago  

erik-k: Nov 2019: Trump makes an unexpected, unscheduled visit to Walter Reed... Despite the fact that the White House itself has medical facilities to match a lot of hospitals.

Dec '19 to Mar '20: An unmistakeable downward step in Trump's functioning. He begins observed in well lit public spaces with his pupils fully dialated, and his mental patterns become even more broken and childlike.

This is widely remarked upon at places like Fark, and ignored by major news networks so thoroughly one might even be suspicious. (The same networks, of course, nearly shat themselves in outrage when Hillary's hand was seen on a rail as she walked down some stairs)

Apr '20: After suggesting that we drink bleach and use germicidal bulbs as dildos - and then looking around, as a particularly slow child might, as if to ask 'did I get it right this time?' - Donald is subjected to criticism from all quarters. He disappears off on an unplanned trip to Camp David.

Several days later he is seen, pupils dialated, unmistakably dosed up to the gills on... Something.

He is seen nodding off in public meetings, slurring words, and either hallucinating or suffering psychotic breaks, mumbling drunkenly "I... Love you all..." at one point.

Again, outside of the day of, the media so studiously avoids mentioning a word of this one might even get suspicious.

------

They don't want to do his next physical because they're terrified that an honest doctor will see that he's
a) taking enough drugs to supply an electronic dance music festival
b) probably suffering repeated transient ischemic events


He also started traveling with the WH physician in the Beast instead of in a car further back in the motorcade. And using the lower steps on AF1 instead of the standard entrance on the the 2nd deck.
 
2 days ago  
Because he's farking dying.
 
2 days ago  

Candy Colored Clown: Because he's farking dying.


They say that about Rush Limbaugh... he's also taking too long.
 
2 days ago  
Subby is a farking moran.

Do you not realize Trump is constantly getting tested and getting most bigly positive results daily? Don't need an annual physical if you get the Gyna COVID-19 test daily.

Chick peas, Lima beans!

/when I typed in "bigly" my phone tried to autocorrect it to "bigot"
 
2 days ago  

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Look! Normal adults!
 
2 days ago  

SleepySheaBear: Subby is a farking moran.

Do you not realize Trump is constantly getting tested and getting most bigly positive results daily? Don't need an annual physical if you get the Gyna COVID-19 test daily.

Chick peas, Lima beans!


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2 days ago  
We know what he's hiding.

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/ "Summon Pence ... NOW!"
 
2 days ago  

bughunter: SleepySheaBear: Subby is a farking moran.

Do you not realize Trump is constantly getting tested and getting most bigly positive results daily? Don't need an annual physical if you get the Gyna COVID-19 test daily.

Chick peas, Lima beans!

[Fark user image image 800x482]


Hmm did not realize Wuhan followed by virus gets changed to covid-19 on here. I was using wuhan to show trump being an idiot, Fark.
 
2 days ago  
He's saving it for a campaign stunt. At some point he'll release some bullshiat rumor about Biden's health, and he'll release his own fabricated annual physical results right around the same time. He knows that the media will talk about the Biden rumors more that way, since they like to cover "both sides."
 
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2 days ago  

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2 days ago  
Most transparent administration in history.
So transparent, you can barely even see it at all.
 
2 days ago  

vudukungfu: italie: He took part one, what more do you people want?

I want to see him run a confidence course on a military base.


I want to see him run through a minefield.
 
2 days ago  

luckyeddie: vudukungfu: italie: He took part one, what more do you people want?

I want to see him run a confidence course on a military base.

I want to see him run through a minefield.


I think him just running would do it
 
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