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(The Hill)   Trump's probably hoping someone will steal his identity and actually put money into his account   (thehill.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Donald Trump, President of the United States, Washington, D.C., White House, White House Press Secretary, Melania Trump, second time, Agency  
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2020-05-23 4:08:33 AM  
16 votes:

IlGreven: enry: Nobody wants to steal his identity so that's probably the safest set of routing numbers on the planet.

No one wants to physically impersonate him.

Everyone would like to use his name to get at his money.


His what?
 
2020-05-22 10:54:26 PM  
13 votes:
She went to Harvard so she's more smarterer!
 
2020-05-22 10:53:56 PM  
10 votes:
Nobody wants to steal his identity so that's probably the safest set of routing numbers on the planet.
 
2020-05-22 9:26:41 PM  
5 votes:
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2020-05-23 5:42:15 AM  
3 votes:
omg that's hilarious. thank you Sex Doll Secretary, I needs a good laugh.
 
2020-05-23 3:42:35 AM  
3 votes:

enry: Nobody wants to steal his identity so that's probably the safest set of routing numbers on the planet.


No one wants to physically impersonate him.

Everyone would like to use his name to get at his money.
 
2020-05-22 11:24:57 PM  
3 votes:

Circusdog320: She went to Harvard so she's more smarterer!


For real? She did?

Christ.
 
2020-05-22 11:23:03 PM  
3 votes:
Dumber than the blow up doll she emulates
 
2020-05-23 12:15:08 PM  
2 votes:
It would be poetic if some Russian hacker emptied his account.
 
2020-05-23 12:50:06 PM  
1 vote:

chucknasty: MelGoesOnTour: Circusdog320: She went to Harvard so she's more smarterer!

Really?

let me guess. she had a perfect SAT score and was on the crew team.


only when the football team had an away game...
 
2020-05-23 11:28:12 AM  
1 vote:
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2020-05-23 7:46:34 AM  
1 vote:

MelGoesOnTour: Circusdog320: She went to Harvard so she's more smarterer!

Really?


let me guess. she had a perfect SAT score and was on the crew team.
 
2020-05-23 6:06:13 AM  
1 vote:
Above and beyond the stupidity of showing the check and my disbelief that he is actually "donating"  his salary - Why is he still getting a paper check and not using direct deposit?
 
2020-05-23 4:59:32 AM  
1 vote:

IlGreven: enry: Nobody wants to steal his identity so that's probably the safest set of routing numbers on the planet.

No one wants to physically impersonate him.

Everyone would like to use his name to get at his money.


Aw hell nah. Even if I were a pro thief I'd want nothing to do with that account. There's no telling what I'd be getting into. Russians, for example.
 
2020-05-23 4:15:32 AM  
1 vote:
Can you imagine the cred any hacker would get from stealing from the president...
 
2020-05-22 11:33:38 PM  
1 vote:
Don't matter. shiatz empty
 
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