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2020-05-22 7:28:20 PM  
31 votes:

Nadie_AZ: Bootleg: Speaking of Venezuela, what happened to Bay Of Pigs II? They participants still having needles shoved under their fingernails somewhere, or did we recover them?

I'm sure they were disavowed. When asked, Sargent Schultz replied "I know nothing. Nothing!"


Should have sent the A-Team.  You'd at least get a couple awesome jeep flips out of it.
 
2020-05-22 11:19:09 PM  
25 votes:
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2020-05-22 6:19:22 PM  
20 votes:

Bootleg: Speaking of Venezuela, what happened to Bay Of Pigs II? They participants still having needles shoved under their fingernails somewhere, or did we recover them?


I'm sure they were disavowed. When asked, Sargent Schultz replied "I know nothing. Nothing!"
 
2020-05-22 9:56:32 PM  
15 votes:
I just imagine SEAL Team 6 pulling up beside the tanker, unraveling a roll of rubber tubing, and siphoning out 1.5 million barrels of gasoline. They'll never notice!
 
2020-05-22 5:55:54 PM  
12 votes:
Speaking of Venezuela, what happened to Bay Of Pigs II? They participants still having needles shoved under their fingernails somewhere, or did we recover them?
 
2020-05-23 12:42:34 AM  
11 votes:
 "Venezuela's surface to air weapons, while inexpensive, may have limited effectiveness against modern aircraft."

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2020-05-22 11:18:30 PM  
10 votes:
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2020-05-22 11:12:46 PM  
9 votes:
Meanwhile trump continues with his stupid ass sanctions that do nothing and only hurt the venezuelian people.

What about we KILL MADURO instead?

Just do a surprise SLBM strike on the presidential palace during the night or something. Level it.

International law says we cant kill dictators but come on, its not like Murica ever gave a fark about international law.

When a country rich as Venezuela is going through a famine, its time for the world to act and if some assholes like Russia or China says no, you tell them to fark off and you do it anyway.
 
2020-05-22 11:26:33 PM  
6 votes:

iheartscotch: lolmao500: Meanwhile trump continues with his stupid ass sanctions that do nothing and only hurt the venezuelian people.

What about we KILL MADURO instead?

Just do a surprise SLBM strike on the presidential palace during the night or something. Level it.

International law says we cant kill dictators but come on, its not like Murica ever gave a fark about international law.

When a country rich as Venezuela is going through a famine, its time for the world to act and if some assholes like Russia or China says no, you tell them to fark off and you do it anyway.

Yeah? Because, that would solve one problem and potentially create more. What if China or Russia decide that THEY want a piece of Venezuela?

Also, how are you gonna track that fark down? He's probably in the deepest hole he can find


Yeah lets do nothing and let the dictator do a famine on his people. Do nothing. Let the countries run by evil scumbags stop you from making the world a better place because they might do something. Great plan.

Russia and China dont have the ressources to show up to Venezuela en force. They're a joke.
 
2020-05-22 11:18:56 PM  
6 votes:
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2020-05-22 11:10:13 PM  
6 votes:
Drop your cocks and grab your Glocks! It's time for Operation Gedeon II Electric  Coupbaloo!
 
2020-05-23 12:22:18 AM  
5 votes:

robodog: they're being hit from both ends right now.


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2020-05-23 1:08:13 AM  
4 votes:

theflatline: Did I mention that the 2 months before I composted the land with fruit rinds and other natural trash?


No.  You did not mention this.  Why why why did you fail to mention this?!?!
 
2020-05-22 11:33:09 PM  
4 votes:

Ketchuponsteak: fusillade762: Wait, Venezuela is *importing* oil??

And how is it paying for it?


Mexico?

/got nuthin
 
2020-05-22 11:23:39 PM  
4 votes:
Lousy smerch weather
 
2020-05-22 11:33:28 PM  
3 votes:
hey guys socialism
 
2020-05-22 11:32:29 PM  
3 votes:
Because 2020 was just going too smoothly.
 
2020-05-23 5:23:38 AM  
2 votes:

crumblecat: Who would be the bes guy to handle this?

1) Kennedy

2) Trump


Kennedy, in his current state, would be better than Trump.
 
2020-05-22 11:51:56 PM  
2 votes:

lolmao500: Meanwhile trump continues with his stupid ass sanctions that do nothing and only hurt the venezuelian people.

What about we KILL MADURO instead?

Just do a surprise SLBM strike on the presidential palace during the night or something. Level it.

International law says we cant kill dictators but come on, its not like Murica ever gave a fark about international law.

When a country rich as Venezuela is going through a famine, its time for the world to act and if some assholes like Russia or China says no, you tell them to fark off and you do it anyway.


The sanctions are aimed at the criminal leadership in Venezuela.

The peoples suffering is brought on by a socialist dictatorship.

Which is basically saying the same thing twice.
 
2020-05-22 11:26:16 PM  
2 votes:
Wait. The tankers are carrying gasoline?? Bold strategy Cotton...
 
2020-05-23 2:03:11 PM  
1 vote:

Murkanen: OgreMagi: Murkanen: OgreMagi:

Except he is correct.  Socialist states always end up as dictatorships.

That's only true if you ignore all the socialist countries that aren't dictatorships, including a good two dozen that currently out score the US in every worthwhile metric (and yes,  personal freedom is one of them), or you conflate the authoritarian communism of Stalin or Mao with socialism.

They don't exist except in your fertile imagination.

"Europe doesn't exist" is certainly a take.


None of the countries in Europe are socialist.

You are confusing social programs with socialism.  They are not the same.
 
2020-05-23 4:26:10 AM  
1 vote:

OgreMagi: lolmao500: Russia and China dont have the ressources to show up to Venezuela en force. They're a joke.

China has the manpower, they just don't have sufficient deep water navy resources to exert power more than a few miles from their shoreline.  Russia might have the naval resources, but they are so screwed on the financial front that they can't pay for an operation that far away from home.

If China and Russia were to team up, however shiat could get real.


Their carrier was in a dry dock that sunk.
 
2020-05-23 2:21:31 AM  
1 vote:
Funny how some threads turn into food threads.
 
2020-05-23 1:46:29 AM  
1 vote:
Might as well throw a few of these at us.

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2020-05-22 11:40:15 PM  
1 vote:

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: iheartscotch: lolmao500: Meanwhile trump continues with his stupid ass sanctions that do nothing and only hurt the venezuelian people.

What about we KILL MADURO instead?

Just do a surprise SLBM strike on the presidential palace during the night or something. Level it.

International law says we cant kill dictators but come on, its not like Murica ever gave a fark about international law.

When a country rich as Venezuela is going through a famine, its time for the world to act and if some assholes like Russia or China says no, you tell them to fark off and you do it anyway.

Yeah? Because, that would solve one problem and potentially create more. What if China or Russia decide that THEY want a piece of Venezuela?

Also, how are you gonna track that fark down? He's probably in the deepest hole he can find

More importantly, it legitimizes using assassination of state leaders to further national goals.  The only thing protecting world leaders from each others' snipers is fear of quid pro quo.


We kinda tore up that idea when the Iranian general got atomized on Iraqi soil. US leaders became fair game for other nations at that point.
 
2020-05-22 11:08:26 PM  
1 vote:
Are they trading nukes for marching powder?
 
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