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1478 clicks; posted to Food » and Business » on 22 May 2020 at 9:10 PM (2 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2 days ago  
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2 days ago  
A coronation, so-to-speak.
 
2 days ago  
Taco Bell needs to start giving out sombreros.
 
2 days ago  
ok that's pretty cool
 
2 days ago  
Well it looks pretty boss but how's that going to stay on your head?  Looks like it's just a slight breeze away from taking off never to be seen again.
 
2 days ago  
Hell, yeah

/Now give me a beer and then get the hell away from me
 
2 days ago  
I'd wear the crown, provided I didn't have to advertise Burger King.

The last thing I bought from Burger King was that King Racing Xbox game. That was a surprisingly fun game for $5.
 
2 days ago  
I also like the special edition of the Whopper with 3x the onions to "encourage social distancing". I always order extra as it is, because onions are one of the things that aren't measured(Normally it's like 2 tomato slices and 3 pickles). Onions are just a "Use roughly this much" thing, so people who don't like onions would unconsciously put on less than someone who liked therm.
 
2 days ago  
Too bad I can't social distance my way to Germany.
 
2 days ago  

12349876: Too bad I can't social distance my way to Germany.


--warning, dark turn ahead:

Most of my family is in Germany, I'm in Seattle.  Dad just died in Spokane (not Covid related).  

This caused a bit of a problem because having a funeral would require family to fly in from Germany which ain't easy and from the best we could tell would require two weeks quarantine on the way here and two weeks on the way back.  So dad got cremated, and we'll have a ceremony later.  Probably in Germany.

/there's a flame broiled joke here
//didn't get a paper hat
///dad was a good sport and would approve of this dark humor
 
2 days ago  

rohar: 12349876: Too bad I can't social distance my way to Germany.

--warning, dark turn ahead:

Most of my family is in Germany, I'm in Seattle.  Dad just died in Spokane (not Covid related).  

This caused a bit of a problem because having a funeral would require family to fly in from Germany which ain't easy and from the best we could tell would require two weeks quarantine on the way here and two weeks on the way back.  So dad got cremated, and we'll have a ceremony later.  Probably in Germany.

/there's a flame broiled joke here
//didn't get a paper hat
///dad was a good sport and would approve of this dark humor


That gets a funny because I hope he'd appreciate it.
 
2 days ago  
This wasn't enough?

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2 days ago  

nekom: Well it looks pretty boss but how's that going to stay on your head?  Looks like it's just a slight breeze away from taking off never to be seen again.


If only it were more aerodynamic.

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2 days ago  

rohar: 12349876: Too bad I can't social distance my way to Germany.

--warning, dark turn ahead:

Most of my family is in Germany, I'm in Seattle.  Dad just died in Spokane (not Covid related).  

This caused a bit of a problem because having a funeral would require family to fly in from Germany which ain't easy and from the best we could tell would require two weeks quarantine on the way here and two weeks on the way back.  So dad got cremated, and we'll have a ceremony later.  Probably in Germany.

/there's a flame broiled joke here
//didn't get a paper hat
///dad was a good sport and would approve of this dark humor


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2 days ago  
Reminds me of my idea to bring back hoop skirts.  For men, too.
 
2 days ago  
They just brought back the big king xl in my area. You should get a hat for finishing one. It actually has heft when you pick it up, but it doesn't judge as you gently weep while eating it in the car.

/27g saturated fat
//1.66g sodium
///triple bypass
 
2 days ago  
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2 days ago  
I love this, especially the pool noodles. If this is fascism sign me up.

/i want orange
 
2 days ago  

nekom: Well it looks pretty boss but how's that going to stay on your head?  Looks like it's just a slight breeze away from taking off never to be seen again.


You have a chinstrap that holds your head on to the hat as it flies away.  It's both a thrilling and a tasty experience at the same time.  Would you like to supersize that experience?
 
2 days ago  

nekom: Well it looks pretty boss but how's that going to stay on your head?  Looks like it's just a slight breeze away from taking off never to be seen again.



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/unimpressed
 
1 day ago  
Harry Dresden will be thrilled.
 
1 day ago  

Mikey1969: I also like the special edition of the Whopper with 3x the onions to "encourage social distancing". I always order extra as it is, because onions are one of the things that aren't measured(Normally it's like 2 tomato slices and 3 pickles). Onions are just a "Use roughly this much" thing, so people who don't like onions would unconsciously put on less than someone who liked therm.


The reverse is true too... I ordered a burger once with "extra onions" and I swear there were more onions than meat when I got it! LoL
 
1 day ago  

Eidola: Mikey1969: I also like the special edition of the Whopper with 3x the onions to "encourage social distancing". I always order extra as it is, because onions are one of the things that aren't measured(Normally it's like 2 tomato slices and 3 pickles). Onions are just a "Use roughly this much" thing, so people who don't like onions would unconsciously put on less than someone who liked therm.

The reverse is true too... I ordered a burger once with "extra onions" and I swear there were more onions than meat when I got it! LoL


Dude, you social distance your way.  We're not criticizing.
 
1 day ago  
Hoop skirts

Everyone, just stay 2 hoop skirts apart from each other, assuming a 3 foot diameter hoop.
If everyone wears a 6 foot diameter hoop skirt, they'll maintain appropriate distance unless they collide.
 
1 day ago  
I'd only wear it upon my liars chair.
 
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