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(Politico)   Senator Rick Scott vs. Governor Ron DeSantis are already sizing each other up for the 2024 Presidential nomination   (politico.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Political campaign, Political campaign staff, Republican Party, Donald Trump, Jesse Ventura, Ivana Trump, Putnam's opponent Rep. Ron DeSantis, Fred Trump  
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2020-05-22 9:11:22 PM  
Rick Scott? He makes Trump look like well, still look like Trump but Scott's farking evil.
 
2020-05-22 9:38:18 PM  
Why are they even bothering?  We all know it is going to be Trump 2024 - either Donald or Ivanka.
 
2020-05-23 12:05:44 AM  
Don't sleep on Nikki Haley.
 
2020-05-23 12:08:42 AM  
It's a bum fight.

You know, you guys made bum fights a thing.  And dwarf tossing.  And Sarah Palin.  And George Bush (both 1 and 2).  And Ronald Reagan.  Why?
 
2020-05-23 12:10:15 AM  
Whenever I see DeSantis I imagine him in a white powdered wig.

I think it's the round face combined with the droopiness.
 
2020-05-23 12:12:36 AM  
They're both scum.

I want to pretend like that disqualifies them from a Presidential nomination, but that probably makes them more attractive to Republicans.
 
2020-05-23 12:14:58 AM  
I'm sure right wingers will figure out which one is the more loathsome piece of farking garbage and then choose that one.
 
2020-05-23 12:22:13 AM  
I wouldn't wish either individual on my worst enemies.
 
2020-05-23 12:24:07 AM  
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I will swallow you soul
 
2020-05-23 12:27:21 AM  
Rick Scott wouldn't survive the vetting process* with how poorly his hu-mon suit covers his natural bat/lizard hybrid body.

*if that even still exists for the GOP
 
2020-05-23 12:29:44 AM  

Dafatone: Don't sleep on Nikki Haley.


DO NOT WANT
 
2020-05-23 12:29:45 AM  
Everything about this article is gross.
 
2020-05-23 12:29:55 AM  
Voldemort VS Shemp Howard
Ready? FOIGHT!!
 
2020-05-23 12:35:37 AM  
are we thinking that the worst unemployment benefits system in the country and suppressing COVID-19 death data are no positive talking points?
 
2020-05-23 12:39:48 AM  
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2020-05-23 12:47:59 AM  
How about "oh fark no" and "farking never" does that work? We don't need to see ANY Florida Republicans anywhere near national government; Florida keeps voting these assholes in and letting them fark the state so let them keep 'em cuz we don't need anymore Trump-sucking, corrupt, grifter pieces of shiat at the top levels of government. We are already too well-stocked as it is.
 
2020-05-23 1:02:05 AM  
Want the entire US to look like a floridian nursing home infected with COVID? Vote DeSantis/Scott 2024!
 
2020-05-23 1:02:07 AM  
I thought it was supposed to be Pence 2024 & Pence 2028.

Is Pence no longer the Lord's Annointed?
 
2020-05-23 1:03:31 AM  
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2020-05-23 1:04:38 AM  
That state will be the death of you.
 
2020-05-23 1:12:26 AM  
Can we just get through 2020?  We've got enough shiat to deal with.
 
2020-05-23 1:13:26 AM  
oh and...

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2020-05-23 1:23:48 AM  
I say we throw them both in a cage and let them fight over it.

And then we through the cage into the caldera of an active volcano.
 
2020-05-23 1:47:06 AM  
Ha! Hahaha, haha ha BWAHahahaha!
 
2020-05-23 1:52:17 AM  
This headline brought to you by Pepto-Bismol.

Pepto-Bismol: Because you're going to farking need it, it's 2020.
 
2020-05-23 2:07:52 AM  

mrparks: Whenever I see DeSantis I imagine him in a white powdered wig.

I think it's the round face combined with the droopiness.


Naw, you're just thinking of this:

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2020-05-23 2:10:10 AM  
This is why Trump and the GOP not only need to lose but lose big in a landslide this year. To quote the line from "Ender's Game" we need to win ALL the battles so that these right-wing bastards will think twice before they try to run again on their sh*tty platform of cruelty & death.
 
2020-05-23 2:12:09 AM  
[letthemfight.jpeg]

Seriously, I hope they tear each other to pieces.
 
2020-05-23 2:16:57 AM  
It's gonna be Paul Ryan. I've said it time and again, the morons of the beltway press adore that guy for some farking reason.
 
2020-05-23 2:16:58 AM  
Kemp/DeSantis 2024 because why not accelerate humanity's demise?
 
2020-05-23 2:37:19 AM  
Two words.

President. Pompeo.

/ The fear is real.
 
2020-05-23 2:37:43 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: It's gonna be Paul Ryan. I've said it time and again, the morons of the beltway press adore that guy for some farking reason.


'He's a policy wonk.'

No, he just says he is.
 
2020-05-23 2:50:49 AM  

baorao: are we thinking that the worst unemployment benefits system in the country and suppressing COVID-19 death data are no positive talking points?


That's something that the GOP is going to have a problem with. They're still kind of hoping that Trump's plan is going to come through - that the economy will bounce back, someone will magically find a cure, and everything will be back to normal before the elections in November.

What they aren't factoring in, what none of them are considering, is that if the scientists are right and this was botched as badly as it seems, then these people are going to be facing questions about what they did during the pandemic for the rest of their lives. It's going to be the new "What did you do in Vietnam?" Politicians will be throwing accusations at each other for the next forty years, and anyone whose recorded statements point to "wish it away" is going to have consequences.

The GOP has gotten so used to things being transitory that they have no tools for dealing with a crisis with staying power.
 
2020-05-23 3:39:39 AM  
Omg. When you have a group of people and Marco Rubio seems the most human, you know something is frighteningly wrong.
 
2020-05-23 3:53:39 AM  

mrparks: Whenever I see DeSantis I imagine him in a white powdered wig.

I think it's the round face combined with the droopiness.


isn't it bizarre that this face is only 41 years old?

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2020-05-23 4:02:03 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: It's gonna be Paul Ryan. I've said it time and again, the morons of the beltway press adore that guy for some farking reason.


i thought he retired from political office? he's on the board of fox now. and fox news tells the current president what to do. so paul ryan is probably already a part of the megatron of suck that is our current "president", along with hannity, miller, and jarjar.
 
2020-05-23 4:13:19 AM  

luna1580: mrparks: Whenever I see DeSantis I imagine him in a white powdered wig.

I think it's the round face combined with the droopiness.

isn't it bizarre that this face is only 41 years old?

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The hair sure doesn't look like his.
 
2020-05-23 4:25:28 AM  
Nearly open neo-nazi vs largest medicare fraudster in history, that sounds like a tough primary for the republicans.
 
2020-05-23 4:26:21 AM  

Alphax: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: It's gonna be Paul Ryan. I've said it time and again, the morons of the beltway press adore that guy for some farking reason.

'He's a policy wonk.'

No, he just says he is.


At least one reporter finally woke up:

https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politi​c​s/2018/12/10/17929460/paul-ryan-speake​r-retiring-debt-deficits-trump
 
2020-05-23 6:50:18 AM  
We've already had one Florida man president, we don't need another.
 
2020-05-23 7:31:41 AM  
DeSantis is light years better than Scott IMO. He's done some genuinely good work as governor.
Yes, he a Trump Toadie, and carries the usual Republican planks I disagree with, but he does seem to actually care about the state of Florida. A lot of fellow dems here feel the same way.
 
2020-05-23 7:32:54 AM  
Rick Scott will never be president of the United States. Even in this timeline that ain't going to happen.
 
2020-05-23 7:43:58 AM  

eiger: Rick Scott will never be president of the United States. Even in this timeline that ain't going to happen.


Why? I mean, Donald farking Trump is the President.
 
2020-05-23 8:38:55 AM  
After how scott intentionally screwed up the unemployment system in this state just before everyone needed to use it, he better not show his ugly ass face in this state ever again. And after blaming the unemployed for the farked up system his predecessor put in place desantis might want to start wearing a disguise when he goes out.
 
2020-05-23 9:11:31 AM  
All of them suck soooo bad. They've done nothing for Florida except fark it up. The problem is that the white trash voters keep electing or reelecting these assholes.

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2020-05-23 9:35:19 AM  
DeSantis seems like a dimwit and Scott is grotesquely corrupt, so together they make one Trump.
 
2020-05-23 9:39:14 AM  
Don't forget Pompeo! It will either be Ivanka only or the usual clown car full of clowns.
 
2020-05-23 10:41:33 AM  
Let me get the DeathSantis bumper stickers on the printing press.
 
2020-05-23 12:20:03 PM  
Fatman vs. Batboy: Whoever Wins, It Won't Be Either of These Chucklefarks
 
7 days ago  
DeSantis, Gaetz, Rubio, and Scott.  Fark me running.  If a satellite deorbited on the four of them, nothing of value would be lost.  Come on Elon, screw something up usefully for once.
 
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