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(Yahoo)   Trump's Rasputin is disputin' highfalutin hydroxychloroquineootin study results   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
    More: Fail, Cardiac arrest, Cardiac dysrhythmia, President of the United States, Hasidic Judaism, Daily Beast, promotion of the experimental coronavirus treatment hydroxychloroquine, global study, Hasidic Jewish community  
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3242 clicks; posted to Politics » on 22 May 2020 at 7:09 PM (7 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-05-22 5:58:46 PM  
I know they say you shouldn't judge a book by its cover...
 
2020-05-22 6:26:05 PM  
"Due to public defamation of my name and reputation caused by the political leadership, the damage being done to my ability to practice medicine and effect health policy nationally and internationally is being damaged," he told The Daily Beast on Friday.

If a doctor prefaces your first meeting with him with something like this, make a quick excuse you need to use the bathroom.

Go in, close and lock the door.

Run the faucet and flush the toilet to conceal the noise of opening the window.

Squeeze yourself out, pray the drop is not too far, and hit the ground running.

Then thank me later.
 
2020-05-22 6:39:06 PM  
The last word I want associated with my physician is "controversial".
 
2020-05-22 6:39:15 PM  
Never trust a Russian.  Everything is a scam with them.
 
2020-05-22 7:12:57 PM  

Jake Havechek: Never trust a Russian.  Everything is a scam with them.


I have just outlawed Russia forever.

The bombing begins in five minutes.
 
2020-05-22 7:13:09 PM  
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2020-05-22 7:13:10 PM  
God, look at this fark.
 
2020-05-22 7:14:34 PM  

Jake Havechek: Never trust a Russian.  Everything is a scam with them.


Is history vastly better without Russia? They soaked up the Nazis, had Tolstoy and Dostoevsky, but was it worth it?
 
2020-05-22 7:14:52 PM  
Say what you want about Biden. But he wouldn't be trying to hawk some malaria drug like Trump is.

Jesus this is just getting sad.
 
2020-05-22 7:20:51 PM  
How exactly does this guy still have a license to practice medicine?
 
2020-05-22 7:21:46 PM  
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2020-05-22 7:21:51 PM  

gilgigamesh: "Due to public defamation of my name and reputation caused by the political leadership, the damage being done to my ability to practice medicine and effect health policy nationally and internationally is being damaged," he told The Daily Beast on Friday.

If a doctor prefaces your first meeting with him with something like this, make a quick excuse you need to use the bathroom.

Go in, close and lock the door.

Run the faucet and flush the toilet to conceal the noise of opening the window.

Squeeze yourself out, pray the drop is not too far, and hit the ground running.

Then thank me later.


Is he holding you at gun point with guards blocking the exists?
 
2020-05-22 7:22:02 PM  

gilgigamesh: Due to public defamation of my name and reputation caused by the political leadership, the damage being done to my ability to practice medicine and effect health policy nationally and internationally is being damaged," he told The Daily Beast on Friday.


The damage... is being... damaged.

What is being damaged?

The damage.
 
2020-05-22 7:23:30 PM  

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He's from Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?
 
2020-05-22 7:23:57 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Say what you want about Biden. But he wouldn't be trying to hawk some malaria drug like Trump is.

Jesus this is just getting sad.


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2020-05-22 7:24:51 PM  

gilgigamesh: "Due to public defamation of my name and reputation caused by the political leadership, the damage being done to my ability to practice medicine and effect health policy nationally and internationally is being damaged," he told The Daily Beast on Friday.

If a doctor prefaces your first meeting with him with something like this, make a quick excuse you need to use the bathroom.

Go in, close and lock the door.

Run the faucet and flush the toilet to conceal the noise of opening the window.

Squeeze yourself out, pray the drop is not too far, and hit the ground running.

Then thank me later.


Why not leave the way you came in?
 
2020-05-22 7:24:57 PM  
is there a cure for the cancer that this headline caused?  gadzooks.
 
2020-05-22 7:25:01 PM  
I wonder how much him and Rudy Giuliani have spoken recently.
 
2020-05-22 7:26:18 PM  

LarryDan43: I wonder how much him and Rudy Giuliani have spoken recently.


More than Rudy and his dentist have, for sure.
 
2020-05-22 7:27:48 PM  
One of the more interesting aspects is that no one ever has a biomolecular theory as to how hydroxychloroquine could be efficacious. They don't even know exactly how it works on malaria except as a membrane transmission disruptor hence all the side effects. It's a very generalized shiat drug
 
2020-05-22 7:28:20 PM  

Diogenes: I know they say you shouldn't judge a book by its cover...


He looks like a prominent member of the FLDS that finally got captured after some especially heinous Josef Fritzl-esque shenanigans.
 
2020-05-22 7:29:54 PM  
I've seen better looking Zevs

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/although it was spelled differently
 
2020-05-22 7:32:38 PM  

AeAe: gilgigamesh: "Due to public defamation of my name and reputation caused by the political leadership, the damage being done to my ability to practice medicine and effect health policy nationally and internationally is being damaged," he told The Daily Beast on Friday.

If a doctor prefaces your first meeting with him with something like this, make a quick excuse you need to use the bathroom.

Go in, close and lock the door.

Run the faucet and flush the toilet to conceal the noise of opening the window.

Squeeze yourself out, pray the drop is not too far, and hit the ground running.

Then thank me later.

Why not leave the way you came in?


Where's your spirit of adventure? This is way more fun
 
2020-05-22 7:34:51 PM  
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*offer not valid if you take hydroxychloroquine
 
2020-05-22 7:35:32 PM  
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2020-05-22 7:35:50 PM  
It's a preventative. Wasn't the study done on people who already have the virus?

If you don't want to take it, don't.
 
2020-05-22 7:39:32 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Jake Havechek: Never trust a Russian.  Everything is a scam with them.

Is history vastly better without Russia? They soaked up the Nazis, had Tolstoy and Dostoevsky, but was it worth it?


Didn't they invade Poland on their Eastern front in coordination with Germany on the west? They only ended up against Germany because Hitler double-crossed them?
 
2020-05-22 7:44:30 PM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: It's a preventative. Wasn't the study done on people who already have the virus?

If you don't want to take it, don't.


The problem isn't that Donald Trump is taking an unproven drug with dangerous side effects, it's that the President of the United States Is publicly encouraging the use of an unproven drug with dangerous side effects.
 
2020-05-22 7:48:51 PM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: It's a preventative. Wasn't the study done on people who already have the virus?

If you don't want to take it, don't.


You could prescribe Fentanyl for an itchy scalp on the basis of that philosophy.
 
2020-05-22 7:49:40 PM  
I took a quick look at the trial and this guy is full of crap.  They specifically tried to eliminate the sickest patients.  Also it sure as hell beats the pants off of the 900 person "trial" he conducted on his own.  This is why well designed clinical trials are so important.
 
2020-05-22 7:51:02 PM  
It's a significant improvement, but often do headlines just change like this?

Is this something I should get used to if whoever anondrewmously gave me a free month of TF expects me to extend my subscription out of my own pocket?
 
2020-05-22 7:51:09 PM  

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I was thinking Denver Pyle myself
 
2020-05-22 7:57:20 PM  
Follow the money? Follow the money! Follow the money.
 
2020-05-22 8:01:53 PM  
You'd get better medical advice from the voices in your head after watching this video 5 times in a row than from anyone Trump is serious about.
"Ra Ra Rasputin" (Funk Overload) (10 Hours)
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2020-05-22 8:02:57 PM  
It's always wonderful to see the trump-types who claim scientists don't know what they are talking about because scientists change their stances when presented with new evidence and facts.
 
2020-05-22 8:03:09 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Jake Havechek: Never trust a Russian.  Everything is a scam with them.

Is history vastly better without Russia? They soaked up the Nazis, had Tolstoy and Dostoevsky, but was it worth it?


That's what I can't figure out.  How could that crap country produce Tolstoy, Rimsky-Korsakov, and Tchaikovsky?
 
2020-05-22 8:04:16 PM  
Hey man want some Steely Dan tickets and a few pills I scrounged out of my jorts from Reno?
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wacky doctor trifecta completion
 
2020-05-22 8:04:46 PM  

Jake Havechek: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Jake Havechek: Never trust a Russian.  Everything is a scam with them.

Is history vastly better without Russia? They soaked up the Nazis, had Tolstoy and Dostoevsky, but was it worth it?

That's what I can't figure out.  How could that crap country produce Tolstoy, Rimsky-Korsakov, and Tchaikovsky?


And Hardbass!
 
2020-05-22 8:04:49 PM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: It's a preventative. Wasn't the study done on people who already have the virus?

If you don't want to take it, don't.


So the folks who have lupus and have been taking it for 30 years and came down with the 'Rona would like a word.
 
2020-05-22 8:11:23 PM  
Lol this motherfarker is sketchy as fark.If you know anything about the hasidic community in the monroe area you know all legit medical practitioners avoid dealing with them. They get shiatty quacks like this to take thier sketchy medicade payments and deal with thier crazy zealotry. The entire community is a giant welfare scam. They don't leagally marry therefore all mothers are single moms who rent thier house from a landlord that just happens to father thier 13 kids maximizing thier grift. I am actually jealous of how shameless they are.
 
2020-05-22 8:19:09 PM  

phrawgh: Kangaroo_Ralph: It's a preventative. Wasn't the study done on people who already have the virus?

If you don't want to take it, don't.

So the folks who have lupus and have been taking it for 30 years and came down with the 'Rona would like a word.


Exactly.  It isn't like there is nobody taking it.  Many are and the still get Covid.
 
2020-05-22 8:23:21 PM  

jso2897: Kangaroo_Ralph: It's a preventative. Wasn't the study done on people who already have the virus?

If you don't want to take it, don't.

You could prescribe Fentanyl for an itchy scalp on the basis of that philosophy.


The itch would definitely go away, sometimes permanently.
 
2020-05-22 8:24:12 PM  

Jake Havechek: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Jake Havechek: Never trust a Russian.  Everything is a scam with them.

Is history vastly better without Russia? They soaked up the Nazis, had Tolstoy and Dostoevsky, but was it worth it?

That's what I can't figure out.  How could that crap country produce Tolstoy, Rimsky-Korsakov, and Tchaikovsky?


Depression.
 
2020-05-22 8:25:26 PM  

dildo tontine: phrawgh: Kangaroo_Ralph: It's a preventative. Wasn't the study done on people who already have the virus?

If you don't want to take it, don't.

So the folks who have lupus and have been taking it for 30 years and came down with the 'Rona would like a word.

Exactly.  It isn't like there is nobody taking it.  Many are and the still get Covid.


So you're saying there's still hope!
 
2020-05-22 8:32:40 PM  
Good.  Maybe this fool will kill him.
 
2020-05-22 8:36:23 PM  
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2020-05-22 8:42:34 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Jake Havechek: Never trust a Russian.  Everything is a scam with them.

Is history vastly better without Russia? They soaked up the Nazis, had Tolstoy and Dostoevsky, but was it worth it?


Serbia wouldn't have a skirt to hide behind, and neither world war happens.
 
2020-05-22 8:51:30 PM  

phrawgh: dildo tontine: phrawgh: Kangaroo_Ralph: It's a preventative. Wasn't the study done on people who already have the virus?

If you don't want to take it, don't.

So the folks who have lupus and have been taking it for 30 years and came down with the 'Rona would like a word.

Exactly.  It isn't like there is nobody taking it.  Many are and the still get Covid.

So you're saying there's still hope!


I may have hurt myself laughing at this.
 
2020-05-22 9:08:43 PM  

dildo tontine: phrawgh: Kangaroo_Ralph: It's a preventative. Wasn't the study done on people who already have the virus?

If you don't want to take it, don't.

So the folks who have lupus and have been taking it for 30 years and came down with the 'Rona would like a word.

Exactly.  It isn't like there is nobody taking it.  Many are and the still get Covid.


Yeah, and people who use birth control still get pregnant sometimes. That's how prophylactics work.

The reason this medicine is even being used is because there was a much lower contamination among people using it.
 
2020-05-22 9:12:49 PM  
Why is the man so attracted to quacks, haters, and despots?
 
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