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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)   The Great Minnesota Get-Together will not get together   (startribune.com) divider line
    More: Misc, Minnesota, Vice President of the United States, Minnesota State Fair, Vice president, United States, Fair general manager Jerry Hammer, Tim Walz, Management  
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2020-05-22 8:42:11 PM  
9 votes:

Dafatone: Nobody in the upper midwest knows what veal is, as far as I can tell.


Delicious baby cow

We have farmers up here, befriend some of them.

Pretty sad if you think about it:
Since its inception (1859), the fair has been held every year with only six exceptions: in 1861 and 1862 due to the Civil War and U.S.-Dakota War, in 1893 because of scheduling conflicts with the World's Columbian Exposition in Chicago, in 1945 due to federal government travel restrictions during World War II, in 1946 due to a polio epidemic, and in 2020 due to the COVID-19 pandemic.
 
2020-05-22 10:16:35 PM  
8 votes:
I am sorry for you if you don't understand how awesome the Minnesota State Fair is.
 
2020-05-22 8:18:55 PM  
6 votes:

Dafatone: The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: I'm shocked that a two-week event allowing millions of idiots to stand shoulder-to-shoulder in sweltering heat and gorge themselves on fried food and beer amidst the continued risk of contagion won't be allowed to happen.

I was really looking forward to some of the new foods they were putting out too, particularly Sweaty Betty's Viral Veal Viand and Vector Victor's Vegetarian Quiche.

Nobody in the upper midwest knows what veal is, as far as I can tell.


We do know what it is, and we do eat it :). It is a meat food, so of course we eat it :).
 
2020-05-22 8:44:31 PM  
5 votes:

BakaDono: Meanwhile, the Minnesota Renaissance Festival put out a Facebook post saying they were still planning on having their event this year, but are waiting for better information as it gets closer. Many Facebook drones are taking this as a "YES they DEFINITELY will go on" announcement, promising to pack the grounds with people since the fair ain't happening, and they have begun mocking those of us expressing doubts as "living in fear" or "letting fear rule our lives," etc.

Fear? Sure. Also being a good person, trying to not be the one who breaks the infection rate open again...? But no, their choices couldn't possibly affect anyone else besides themselves, after all, they are the most important person in the universe...

/bitter
//salty
///member of high-risk population, taking care of octogenarian parents...

"Renaissance Festival"

Isn't a plague a necessity for the Renaissance?
 
2020-05-22 8:34:04 PM  
5 votes:
Meanwhile, the Minnesota Renaissance Festival put out a Facebook post saying they were still planning on having their event this year, but are waiting for better information as it gets closer. Many Facebook drones are taking this as a "YES they DEFINITELY will go on" announcement, promising to pack the grounds with people since the fair ain't happening, and they have begun mocking those of us expressing doubts as "living in fear" or "letting fear rule our lives," etc.

Fear? Sure. Also being a good person, trying to not be the one who breaks the infection rate open again...? But no, their choices couldn't possibly affect anyone else besides themselves, after all, they are the most important person in the universe...

/bitter
//salty
///member of high-risk population, taking care of octogenarian parents...
 
2020-05-22 8:13:42 PM  
5 votes:
I look forward to seeing hundreds of morons marching around the site during that time screaming about it and holding poorly written signs.
 
2020-05-22 9:00:25 PM  
4 votes:

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: I look forward to seeing hundreds of morons marching around the site during that time screaming about it and holding poorly written signs.


Don't you mean - holding poorly written signs on a stick?
 
2020-05-22 8:58:29 PM  
4 votes:
I am a total fair fan-boy.  I went 5 times last year.  And there are other great events at the Fairgrounds that have been canceled as well, Back To The 50's, the GSTA Rod and Custom Spectacular  are also done.  It really is a shame but I don't think I could make myself go to any of those things this time around.  It's a tough call to cancel it, but it's the right call.
 
2020-05-22 9:22:17 PM  
3 votes:
I'm looking forward to listening to people from around Burnout County here who haven't gone to the Minnesota State Fair in 40 years biatching about how they were going to finally go again this year even though they weren't.
 
2020-05-22 8:20:35 PM  
3 votes:
Oh jeez!

So, yer sayin'... what're ya sayin'?
 
2020-05-22 8:15:59 PM  
3 votes:

The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: I'm shocked that a two-week event allowing millions of idiots to stand shoulder-to-shoulder in sweltering heat and gorge themselves on fried food and beer amidst the continued risk of contagion won't be allowed to happen.

I was really looking forward to some of the new foods they were putting out too, particularly Sweaty Betty's Viral Veal Viand and Vector Victor's Vegetarian Quiche.


Nobody in the upper midwest knows what veal is, as far as I can tell.
 
2020-05-23 5:59:05 PM  
2 votes:

itsaback: Infobahn: I am sorry for you if you don't understand how awesome the Minnesota State Fair is.

Just don't take a bus to get there.

I give Minnesota 3.2 stars out of 10

It's pathetic that Donny Osmond can walk to the corner store and get stronger beer than Illhan Abdullahi Omar.

/stuck in Minnesota


If you struggle to find a liquor store in Minnesota, your life must really be a bummer.  We are not Wisconsin, but the local bus will take you right to the liquor store, and wait for you to shop.
 
2020-05-23 4:00:19 PM  
2 votes:
I look forward to the fair every year. It's my yearly pilgrimage. This makes me incredibly sad.
 
2020-05-22 10:35:22 PM  
2 votes:

Focks: It's lost on me anyhow. Parking is impossible. I could catch the train in Big Lake. The light rail fad destroyed the transportation structure. Bus routes were wiped out to support the trains. The fair is fun but always the same. Big crowds. I enjoy RenFest too but the crowds will be too scary for me right now.


I'm sure I will regret revealing my method.  I drive in and park on Como or by Hamline, pull out my bicycle and ride in the last mile.  Bike parking is free.
 
2020-05-22 10:27:06 PM  
2 votes:
I watched the fair manager give the news conference on this today. Classy. He made the right decision, painful as it was. A lot of money will be lost and vendors will be out a lot of dough. And the fair board voted unanimously to call it off. The choices in their decision were binary: either all-in or all-out. No way they could've pulled off a social distancing version. Logistics would have been a clusterfark.
 
2020-05-23 11:25:44 PM  
1 vote:

BakaDono: They announced it in the morning, but they'd known long enough to get the dates on the front gate changed by afternoon...

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Meh.  They slap a 6 over the 7, a 6 over the other 7, and a 1 over the 0.  Probably took a couple hours at most.
 
2020-05-23 9:55:31 AM  
1 vote:

itsaback: Infobahn: I am sorry for you if you don't understand how awesome the Minnesota State Fair is.

Just don't take a bus to get there.

I give Minnesota 3.2 stars out of 10

It's pathetic that Donny Osmond can walk to the corner store and get stronger beer than Illhan Abdullahi Omar.

/stuck in Minnesota


Aww, sounds like someone hasn't drank until they passed out in a big Leinie Chair
 
2020-05-23 7:22:51 AM  
1 vote:
I had good memories of the Fair until I went a few years ago as an older adult and realized my tolerance of crowds and overpriced food had gone way down.
 
2020-05-23 1:29:55 AM  
1 vote:

knbwhite: I made up the part about her being nostalgic for the milk booth


I'll bet she is nostalgic.

Pay a quarter for a paper cup and all the refills of super-cooled whole milk that you can drink.

What's not to love?
 
2020-05-23 12:21:21 AM  
1 vote:

BakaDono: Meanwhile, the Minnesota Renaissance Festival put out a Facebook post saying they were still planning on having their event this year, but are waiting for better information as it gets closer. Many Facebook drones are taking this as a "YES they DEFINITELY will go on" announcement, promising to pack the grounds with people since the fair ain't happening, and they have begun mocking those of us expressing doubts as "living in fear" or "letting fear rule our lives," etc.

Fear? Sure. Also being a good person, trying to not be the one who breaks the infection rate open again...? But no, their choices couldn't possibly affect anyone else besides themselves, after all, they are the most important person in the universe...

/bitter
//salty
///member of high-risk population, taking care of octogenarian parents...


That's because the RenFest is privately owned, while the State Fair is not.

Die for capitalism.
 
2020-05-22 10:53:42 PM  
1 vote:
I can't do the state fair. There's just too many people. It takes forever to get anywhere.

I always loved the RenFest until the last time I went a couple years ago and people kept being racist assholes to my husband. Ruined it.
 
2020-05-22 10:36:15 PM  
1 vote:

Catlenfell: The rumor is that it was decided back in March to cancel.  They just wanted to wait until they announced that the state was going to begin to reopen as to not freak people out.


I'm not surprised. They canceled all the big festivals here in St. Louis too around that time.
 
2020-05-22 10:26:21 PM  
1 vote:

chawco: I misread the headline as the great millennial gathering, then ice at Minnesota State Fair and was very confused.

Doesn't seem like the venue of choice for your average millennial.


Then you have never been in Minneapolis and St. Paul around the time of the fair. The look of sadness tinged with contempt you will receive from millennial Minnesotans should you confess that no, Betsy, you don't have much interest in fried cheese curds or butter sculpture or carny-built park equipment is something truly impressive to behold on a young(ish) person.
 
2020-05-22 10:18:00 PM  
1 vote:

ClavellBCMI: Dafatone: The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: I'm shocked that a two-week event allowing millions of idiots to stand shoulder-to-shoulder in sweltering heat and gorge themselves on fried food and beer amidst the continued risk of contagion won't be allowed to happen.

I was really looking forward to some of the new foods they were putting out too, particularly Sweaty Betty's Viral Veal Viand and Vector Victor's Vegetarian Quiche.

Nobody in the upper midwest knows what veal is, as far as I can tell.

We do know what it is, and we do eat it :). It is a meat food, so of course we eat it :).


South Dakota seems to think that veal is just future beef and prefers to wait.
 
2020-05-22 9:23:26 PM  
1 vote:
My wife is nostalgic for all the milk you could drink for a nickel. Her poor ass family would get dragged to that every year.
 
2020-05-22 8:45:03 PM  
1 vote:

Mycroft_Holmes_IV: Which states will follow and which states will encourage everyone to go to their fairs to stick it to the libs?


Ohio followed minutes afterward...
 
2020-05-22 8:31:31 PM  
1 vote:
Which states will follow and which states will encourage everyone to go to their fairs to stick it to the libs?
 
2020-05-22 7:54:21 PM  
1 vote:
Deep-fried Covid-on-a-stick, anyone?
 
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