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2020-05-22 2:09:30 PM  
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2020-05-22 2:12:23 PM  
Once again threatening states if he doesn't get his way.  If only someone had warned us!
 
2020-05-22 2:14:09 PM  
hey guys states rights
 
2020-05-22 2:14:32 PM  
How is he going to override the governors here?  Fark off with that.
 
2020-05-22 2:14:35 PM  
Preachers pointing: Pew Pew Pew. Dumbasses: thud thud thud.
 
2020-05-22 2:14:51 PM  
It's so funny that he still thinks governors listen to him
 
2020-05-22 2:15:09 PM  
All hail the super spreaders! Huzzah!
 
2020-05-22 2:15:12 PM  
We're days away from this back to being a hoax.
 
2020-05-22 2:15:16 PM  
fark him. And I'm speaking as a minister of a church in Canada that closed its doors back in March. Any "pastor" who opens is cruel. They are not followers of Jesus. They are hurting the most vulnerable in their congregations at every Walmart, Chick-fil-A, Cracker Barrel, and Hobby Lobby in their area. 

This is about stoking the cult.

Did I say fark him?
 
2020-05-22 2:16:21 PM  
What is so essential about them? Are they feeding people who are hungry and struggling to make ends meet?
 
2020-05-22 2:16:23 PM  
Wait, is he trying to kill people?
 
2020-05-22 2:16:37 PM  
God apparently isn't so omnipotent and all-powerful that he can't tolerate being worshipped through online services or people in their own homes. Puny God.
 
2020-05-22 2:17:08 PM  
Thanks Doctor Bleach Injecter.
 
2020-05-22 2:17:13 PM  

JustLookin: Wait, is he trying to kill people?


Yes.
 
2020-05-22 2:17:13 PM  
The problem isn't the idiots that choose to attend getting sick.  It's that they then spread it to their grocery stores and hospitals and fark over the rest of us playing it safe.
 
2020-05-22 2:17:14 PM  
He already has the Christian Right vote.  This is just helping people get to meet their maker sooner.
 
2020-05-22 2:17:37 PM  

riffraff: Preachers pointing: Pew Pew Pew. Dumbasses: thud thud thud.


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2020-05-22 2:18:13 PM  
Does God not hear prayers unless they're coming from inside a church?  That doesn't sound very all powerful to me.
 
2020-05-22 2:18:20 PM  
When god rains a mighty plague down upon the land, Gallant seeks shelter. Goofus stands naked without a mask and breathes it all in.
 
2020-05-22 2:18:24 PM  
Two weeks!
 
2020-05-22 2:18:24 PM  
Thinning the herd ..
 
2020-05-22 2:19:14 PM  
If anything, this will just lead to killing many Trump supporters.
 
2020-05-22 2:19:41 PM  

JustLookin: Wait, is he trying to kill people?


Huh... yes.

Where have you been in the last two years?
 
2020-05-22 2:19:46 PM  

JustLookin: Wait, is he trying to kill people?


Other people don't really exist to him. He's a sociopath. They're just things that either need to serve his purposes or get out of his way.
 
2020-05-22 2:20:23 PM  

LL316: Does God not hear prayers unless they're coming from inside a church?  That doesn't sound very all powerful to me.


Mathew: 6,6
 
2020-05-22 2:20:57 PM  
I'm not saying I want more people to die from Corvid-19... I am saying the world might be better off with fewer hardcore fundamentalists.
 
2020-05-22 2:21:02 PM  
I guess not enough people were buying the economy reason to open up everything, so now it's Jebus' turn.
 
2020-05-22 2:21:33 PM  
Where are all of the proud 2A State Rights Patriots at? The country needs you.
 
2020-05-22 2:21:50 PM  

JustLookin: Wait, is he trying to kill people?


Yes.  People get in his way, so he has to get rid of them.  I honestly believe Trump would kill every single man, woman, and child in the US - or even the world, just to hide his failings.
 
2020-05-22 2:22:07 PM  

Weatherkiss: God apparently isn't so omnipotent and all-powerful that he can't tolerate being worshipped through online services or people in their own homes. Puny God.


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2020-05-22 2:22:12 PM  
You have no say over it dumbass.
 
2020-05-22 2:23:32 PM  
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2020-05-22 2:23:39 PM  
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2020-05-22 2:25:17 PM  
 
2020-05-22 2:26:35 PM  

JustLookin: Wait, is he trying to kill people?


No, he's trying to foment even more conflict between the covidiots and the state governments. Killing people is just a bonus.
 
2020-05-22 2:27:51 PM  
If the covidiots who insist on going to church were the only ones to be affected, go ahead and let them.  When they're gasping for O2 their 'god' can save them.
 
2020-05-22 2:28:11 PM  

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She then went on to encourage millennials to post youtube videos of themselves picnicking with their friends. *facepalm*
 
2020-05-22 2:28:14 PM  
If a person's faith is only reinforced by pageantry and being seen being pious, they really need to figure out what their takeaway from theology really is.

With mounds of respect to the person of the cloth above, I know churches do have a place and perform a lot of good works in their communities. Sometimes the most important thing is to tell a person 'No, this is not a safe thing to do. There are other ways to show your faith, but the Good Lord does not want you to sacrifice yourself or others in his name this way.'
 
2020-05-22 2:28:55 PM  
Where are those dancing casket dudes? We need them right now!
 
2020-05-22 2:29:17 PM  
Lead by example, Donnie, you first!
 
2020-05-22 2:29:21 PM  

NeoCortex42: How is he going to override the governors here?  Fark off with that.


He has limited understanding and believes the president is essentially the CEO of the country, and the governors are like his VPs.  He doesn't like what they are doing and is just overruling them.
 
2020-05-22 2:29:28 PM  

FreakyBunny: fark him. And I'm speaking as a minister of a church in Canada that closed its doors back in March. Any "pastor" who opens is cruel. They are not followers of Jesus. They are hurting the most vulnerable in their congregations at every Walmart, Chick-fil-A, Cracker Barrel, and Hobby Lobby in their area. 

This is about stoking the cult.

Did I say fark him?


7 million Jehovahs Witnesses use Zoom for their bi weekly worship.  Sadly, no dick pics yet!
 
2020-05-22 2:30:13 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Where are those dancing casket dudes? We need them right now!


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2020-05-22 2:30:40 PM  

NeoCortex42: [Fark user image 425x392]


Headdesk.

OK, headkeyboard.

Fark this. I don't want Biden (if he wins) to be the next President Ford. Prosecute every last one of them, and let them rot in prison.
 
2020-05-22 2:30:41 PM  
imok-with-this.gif. More canaries in the coal mine.
 
2020-05-22 2:31:08 PM  

Turbo Cojones: FreakyBunny: fark him. And I'm speaking as a minister of a church in Canada that closed its doors back in March. Any "pastor" who opens is cruel. They are not followers of Jesus. They are hurting the most vulnerable in their congregations at every Walmart, Chick-fil-A, Cracker Barrel, and Hobby Lobby in their area. 

This is about stoking the cult.

Did I say fark him?

7 million Jehovahs Witnesses use Zoom for their bi weekly worship.  Sadly, no dick pics yet!


Forgot to say they don't take a collection at their meetings.  This is important.
 
2020-05-22 2:31:15 PM  
Not that he cares one bit, but Alabama has pretty much opened everything.  They've had a 43% rise in cases over the past 2 weeks and they are pretty much out of ICU beds
 
2020-05-22 2:31:41 PM  
 
2020-05-22 2:31:55 PM  
He is trying to initiate Covid-19 "inoculation" parties without calling them that
 
2020-05-22 2:31:55 PM  
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