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(WMAZ Macon)   911, I've been kidnapped, driven to hotel, and robbed at gunpoint. Also, this definitely isn't a hoax to hide going to a hotel to bang a male prostitute. Yes, I'm a pastor. Why do you ask?   (13wmaz.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Macon, Georgia, Sheriff, Cathy Hackle, Chris Keys, Coroner, 13WMAZ, incident report, news coverage  
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2020-05-22 4:45:12 PM  
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2020-05-22 5:34:26 PM  
time to pivot to the 'satan tempted me, i was weak, jesus forgive me' route
 
2020-05-22 6:05:03 PM  
"Solicitation of sodomy"? Well, it is Georgia.
 
2020-05-22 6:09:03 PM  
Oh, dear. What all you farkers know is that you never involve the cops when you have been doing something wrong. Forget the phone and the $50 and learn. If only this guy had financed TotalFark he'd know that, right?
 
2020-05-22 6:10:27 PM  
Two black males. Heh, heh
 
2020-05-22 6:11:04 PM  
And notice how quickly that Karen's posting pivoted to "black men are robbing people at CVS, police can't be bothered to respond or help, we all need to be vigilant!!!!"
 
2020-05-22 6:12:11 PM  

WastrelWay: Oh, dear. What all you farkers know is that you never involve the cops when you have been doing something wrong. Forget the phone and the $50 and learn. If only this guy had financed TotalFark he'd know that, right?


OK, $70. And don't tell the cops, or anyone who might call the cops. There's a code or a protocol here that a lot of people don't understand.
 
2020-05-22 6:15:01 PM  
Sodomy Solicitation was supposed to play Coachella this year.
 
2020-05-22 6:16:01 PM  
Well, at least the assailants were wearing masks...
 
2020-05-22 6:17:01 PM  
uhm, sodomy solicitation is a crime distinct from regular solicitation in Georgia?
 
2020-05-22 6:17:23 PM  

WastrelWay: WastrelWay: Oh, dear. What all you farkers know is that you never involve the cops when you have been doing something wrong. Forget the phone and the $50 and learn. If only this guy had financed TotalFark he'd know that, right?

OK, $70. And don't tell the cops, or anyone who might call the cops. There's a code or a protocol here that a lot of people don't understand.


There's a - there's rules. There's a whole school of etiquette to this. Don't eyeball me!
 
2020-05-22 6:18:03 PM  
Is it still the Streisand Effect if it's your friend's daughter who posts about it?

/31 flavors
//I guess it's pretty serious
///thank you, Simone.
 
2020-05-22 6:19:15 PM  

suid: And notice how quickly that Karen's posting pivoted to "black men are robbing people at CVS, police can't be bothered to respond or help, we all need to be vigilant!!!!"


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2020-05-22 6:20:18 PM  
He's from Macon, so here is film of a very bloody incident in the same place...

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2020-05-22 6:21:00 PM  

Mukster: Well, at least the assailants were wearing masks...


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2020-05-22 6:26:44 PM  
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2020-05-22 6:29:41 PM  
Every homophobic right winger is a self-hating gay or bisexual man.

Prove me wrong.
 
2020-05-22 6:35:18 PM  

dbaggins: uhm, sodomy solicitation is a crime distinct from regular solicitation in Georgia?


I bet the sentencing is harsher and anal and blowjobs involving women don't count.
 
2020-05-22 6:35:53 PM  

dbaggins: uhm, sodomy solicitation is a crime distinct from regular solicitation in Georgia?


In some states, yup, unless all those old laws have been repealed.

Sodomy is a major no-no in the south... I wonder what group that targets...
 
2020-05-22 6:37:39 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Every homophobic right winger is a self-hating gay or bisexual man.

Prove me wrong.


Some are women who fear abandonment.
 
2020-05-22 6:45:25 PM  

puckrock2000: "Solicitation of sodomy"? Well, it is Georgia.


I'm surprised it isn't felony solicitation of sodomy
 
2020-05-22 6:46:13 PM  
"Keys is a teacher at the school "

Not pastor.

How do you confuse the two, subby?

Trolling us all?
 
2020-05-22 6:46:47 PM  
I'm sorry but where does it say he's a pastor?
I admit I can't read the tiny print posting
 
2020-05-22 6:47:48 PM  

dbaggins: uhm, sodomy solicitation is a crime distinct from regular solicitation in Georgia?


You're surprised? It's Georgia.
 
2020-05-22 6:48:37 PM  
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2020-05-22 6:50:38 PM  
another Trumper MAGA
 
2020-05-22 6:55:46 PM  
All sex is a crime in Georgia, it's more fun that way.
 
2020-05-22 6:59:04 PM  

GrogSmash: dbaggins: uhm, sodomy solicitation is a crime distinct from regular solicitation in Georgia?

In some states, yup, unless all those old laws have been repealed.

Sodomy is a major no-no in the south... I wonder what group that targets...


Sodomites?
 
2020-05-22 7:00:14 PM  

WastrelWay: Oh, dear. What all you farkers know is that you never involve the cops when you have been doing something wrong. Forget the phone and the $50 and learn. If only this guy had financed TotalFark he'd know that, right?


The only worse decision this guy could have made would be to waste 5 dollars on TF
 
2020-05-22 7:02:21 PM  
I would have gone with 'ruse' over 'hoax' subby.
 
2020-05-22 7:07:02 PM  
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2020-05-22 7:08:02 PM  
The victim's phone was recovered in the parking lot of a nearby Walmart.

I feel bad for the guy, he went through all that trouble to steal a phone and it turned out to be a worthless piece of junk.
 
2020-05-22 7:19:04 PM  
When men brag of being Jesus lovers, the 'lover' part usually refers to their love of young male cawk.
 
2020-05-22 7:24:32 PM  
ohtay, the fa doesn't say nuthon bout preachering by nobody or their monkey. Teachin at a white supremacist "Xian" academy that is at least competent enough to have deleted him from the facility page, yeah sure. Whar proselytizing, Whar?
 
2020-05-22 7:25:07 PM  
".., gun was cocked ... ."

Well, something was cocked.

He didn't "lose $70."
He PAID $70.
(Kinda an odd price, no? Must've been some serious dickering before the serious dickening began.)

Never have heard a sermon on Matt. VI (contains only quotes purportedly spoken by Jesus without commentary by writers) which begins, "Be not like the hypocrites who ...," and is repeated twice in the first four verses of the chapter, something not done anywhere else in the Gospels, leading a studious and thoughtful reader to suspect this may be of importance in Christianity, yet it is remarkedly unremarked on from most pulpits. Hmm, eh?

TFA: Pre-hook-up Teleconferencing, rendezvousing, negotiating, relocating to motel, renting a room (cash? seems kinda stupid to leave a record on a card but most hostelries, even the pre-hour sort want a deposit on record until all the fine linens are counted post-check-out, and I wonder if there was some haggling over room rent at the front desk, too, since it seems pretty likely there was a previous discussion over recompense in re visiting the "back-parlor"), and then all the trouble of hiding the shenanigans afterwards. This is just too much damn trouble, so it had to be more than an handy-j, so hopefully there was a condom expended but some laundress is going to sigh over the state of the sheets and towels.

I'm gay, but admittedly Iazy. Cheating is just too much damn trouble. Energy expended doesn't seem to commiserate with reward. Easier to be faithful. Saves gas, too.

Lesson learned: Lazy + cheap = faithful spouse.
 
2020-05-22 7:28:32 PM  
'Why do all these gay men keep sucking my cock' Is still relevant. Maybe he should have pinned them down and asserted his dominance?
 
2020-05-22 7:30:28 PM  

GodComplex: 'Why do all these gay men keep sucking my cock' Is still relevant. Maybe he should have pinned them down and asserted his dominance?


Where did he get those fantastic boots?
 
2020-05-22 7:39:05 PM  

MasterPython: dbaggins: uhm, sodomy solicitation is a crime distinct from regular solicitation in Georgia?

I bet the sentencing is harsher and anal and blowjobs involving women don't count.


But "fool around" with men does...
 
2020-05-22 7:41:09 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Every homophobic right winger is a self-hating gay or bisexual man.

Prove me wrong.


Uh, you have the burden of proving yourself to be correct.
 
2020-05-22 7:47:56 PM  
Call yourself religious, or that you entertain any ideas these charlatans peddle and that's all I need to know you're human sack of garbage.
 
2020-05-22 7:51:27 PM  

Bslim: Call yourself religious, or that you entertain any ideas these charlatans peddle and that's all I need to know you're human sack of garbage.


Believe it or not, out of the billions of people on this planet that adhere to a religion, some of them are actually good people
 
2020-05-22 7:52:38 PM  

TheDirtyNacho: GodComplex: 'Why do all these gay men keep sucking my cock' Is still relevant. Maybe he should have pinned them down and asserted his dominance?

Where did he get those fantastic boots?


Same place as the imitation shrimp.
 
2020-05-22 8:06:10 PM  

pastramithemosterotic: Bslim: Call yourself religious, or that you entertain any ideas these charlatans peddle and that's all I need to know you're human sack of garbage.

Believe it or not, out of the billions of people on this planet that adhere to a religion, some of them are actually good people


Generally speaking, those "good people" aren't the ones on the tv & internet crowing about how religious they are.
 
2020-05-22 8:07:52 PM  

Dodo David: Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Every homophobic right winger is a self-hating gay or bisexual man.

Prove me wrong.

Uh, you have the burden of proving yourself to be correct.


I cite the number of "Christian Leaders" who rail at homosexuality and are subsequently busted or caught with men in bathrooms or hotel rooms.  Every damned one of them is eventually caught out.
 
2020-05-22 8:22:29 PM  
In unrelated news, Walmart has a special on wallets, 3 for $5 as well as cheap phones.
 
2020-05-22 8:30:27 PM  
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He got away with it. twice
 
2020-05-22 8:37:54 PM  

puckrock2000: "Solicitation of sodomy"? Well, it is Georgia.


They probably broke it out just because he wasted their time and it was the only thing they could really get him for other than abuse of 911, if that's even a thing in that locality.
 
2020-05-22 8:41:42 PM  
They used a gay Jedi mind trick to make him momentarily believe he was gay and go to the hotel were they robbed him.

Since he wasn't under his own power, it was technically kidnapping.
 
2020-05-22 8:50:28 PM  

big pig peaches: They used a gay Jedi mind trick to make him momentarily believe he was gay and go to the hotel were they robbed him.

Since he wasn't under his own power, it was technically kidnapping.


On bright side, they didn't force him to get gay married.
 
2020-05-22 8:50:36 PM  

Carousel Beast: puckrock2000: "Solicitation of sodomy"? Well, it is Georgia.

They probably broke it out just because he wasted their time and it was the only thing they could really get him for other than abuse of 911, if that's even a thing in that locality.


And we have a winner!

If he had kept his mouth shut, he would have gotten away with the warning and "It's your own fault dumbass, be lucky you just lost a phone and some cash" speech from the cops.  Since the cops got dragged back into it, and were called incompetent, they decided to revisit their previous leniency.
 
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