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(AL.com) Boobies Alabama single moms rejoice as strip clubs reopen at 1700 hours today. Baby needs a new pair of shoes   (al.com) divider line
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3199 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 May 2020 at 3:23 PM (7 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-05-22 2:47:07 PM  
Really?
 
2020-05-22 3:20:06 PM  
Things are going to be more gross than usual.
 
2020-05-22 3:26:59 PM  
Essential services
 
2020-05-22 3:27:40 PM  
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2020-05-22 3:27:58 PM  
Sniffler's Row?
 
2020-05-22 3:28:25 PM  
Baby can rent those shoes - it won't need them for long.
 
2020-05-22 3:30:41 PM  
Undercover cops have been missing out on those sweet champagne room extortion shakedowns?
 
2020-05-22 3:32:27 PM  
All those pre-med students need to earn their tuition money somehow.
 
2020-05-22 3:33:04 PM  
The Gentleman's Club.

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That's the outside, you can imagine what's on the inside...
 
2020-05-22 3:33:09 PM  
Some opened a few days early. Stripper training camp?
 
2020-05-22 3:36:28 PM  
PF Flyers, Converse high-cuts, or maybe a new pair of Doc's?

/c'mon Western NY/Southern Ontario circa 1993.  Don't let me down!
 
2020-05-22 3:38:27 PM  

uncleacid: Some opened a few days early. Stripper training camp?


But I thought the Univ of Kentucky disbanded their cheerleader squad.
 
2020-05-22 3:38:31 PM  

steklo: The Gentleman's Club.

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That's the outside, you can imagine what's on the inside...


It's a sadness warehouse.
 
2020-05-22 3:39:02 PM  

steklo: The Gentleman's Club.

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That's the outside, you can imagine what's on the inside...


Crying?
I hear the lap dance is better that way.
 
2020-05-22 3:39:31 PM  

Lochsteppe: steklo: The Gentleman's Club.

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That's the outside, you can imagine what's on the inside...

It's a sadness warehouse.


oh that means the dumpster out back must be really pathetic.
 
2020-05-22 3:41:21 PM  

Petey4335: Crying?I hear the lap dance is better that way.


ok so in my head I am imaging this..

the man just sitting there, crying his eyes out.
 
2020-05-22 3:42:35 PM  
I drove past a local joint whose sign said they were having a Mask Party tonight.

This is also the strip club that is always advertising that their kitchen is open.

/ewwww
//pretty sure that is not a euphemism
///it would probably be less gross if it was
 
2020-05-22 3:42:50 PM  
The lap dance question

I think I pitched that as a title to my thesis on the mathematics of angular momentum when viewed by stationary objects.
 
2020-05-22 3:43:02 PM  

uncleacid: Stripper training camp?


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2020-05-22 3:43:07 PM  

Uzzah: PF Flyers, Converse high-cuts, or maybe a new pair of Doc's?

/c'mon Western NY/Southern Ontario circa 1993.  Don't let me down!


Somebody's been to "the ballet."
 
2020-05-22 3:43:10 PM  

steklo: Lochsteppe: steklo: The Gentleman's Club.

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That's the outside, you can imagine what's on the inside...

It's a sadness warehouse.

oh that means the dumpster out back must be really pathetic.


It shares a dumpster with a Red Lobster.
 
2020-05-22 3:43:35 PM  

steklo: Petey4335: Crying?I hear the lap dance is better that way.

ok so in my head I am imaging this..

the man just sitting there, crying his eyes out.


Not the customer, the stripper.

Someone cue Jimmy Pop, please.
Sigh
 
2020-05-22 3:43:52 PM  
I'll just buy a tub of cottage cheese and jiggle it myself, thanks
 
2020-05-22 3:44:33 PM  

uncleacid: Some opened a few days early. Stripper training camp?


Spring cleaning.
 
2020-05-22 3:45:25 PM  
Having spent my share of time in such establishments, strip clubs are gross and depressing under the best of circumstances. I can't imagine what they would be like in this situation.
 
2020-05-22 3:47:18 PM  

Petey4335: Not the customer, the stripper.


That's the joke!  The man getting a lap dance and crying. We all know the general public would've thought the stripper would be crying. But no, they like the coke and variety of boyfriends and sugar daddy's. That's nothing to cry about!
 
2020-05-22 3:47:24 PM  
Do not want
 
2020-05-22 3:47:39 PM  

steklo: That's the outside, you can imagine what's on the inside...


Mournful tits.
 
2020-05-22 3:49:45 PM  

rcain: I'll just buy a tub of cottage cheese and jiggle it myself, thanks


wait...gotta go get some of the cheap-ass perfume they use...you need to stimulate all your senses...including the nose.

/I swear that smell, just doesn't go away easy.  I was kidnapped in my own bachelor party once and taken to a strip club for a lap dance...My jacket stunk for two weeks afterwards...
 
2020-05-22 3:50:27 PM  
A couple of months ago when traffic was still a thing, there was a big old lifted pick-em-up truck in front of me with a decal in the window showing a guy working on a power pole and it said, "I WORK THE POLE SO MOMMY DOESN'T HAVE TO." Classy! Kind of like this:

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2020-05-22 3:51:07 PM  

CaptainFatass: Having spent my share of time in such establishments, strip clubs are gross and depressing under the best of circumstances. I can't imagine what they would be like in this situation.


I would imagine loud.

Being that everyone is to be 6 feet from one another, I can imagine a lot of yelling.
 
2020-05-22 3:52:17 PM  

hundreddollarman: Do not want


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2020-05-22 3:52:18 PM  

Evil Mackerel: It shares a dumpster with a Red Lobster.


Great. The smell of used condoms and 3 day old red lobster biscuits and lobster shells rotting in the hot sun.
 
2020-05-22 3:53:26 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: A couple of months ago when traffic was still a thing, there was a big old lifted pick-em-up truck in front of me with a decal in the window showing a guy working on a power pole and it said, "I WORK THE POLE SO MOMMY DOESN'T HAVE TO." Classy! Kind of like this:

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counter point:
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2020-05-22 3:54:06 PM  

bughunter: hundreddollarman: Do not want

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Something tells me...I COULD afford her.

A meal at Arby's and a box of wine.

Netflix and chill?

We'd go straight to the chillin' part...

Now where's that Barry White CD?
 
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2020-05-22 3:54:36 PM  

steklo: The Gentleman's Club.

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That's the outside, you can imagine what's on the inside...


The single greatest concentration of STDs outside of nursing homes?

/ really
// look it up
/// but for the love of all that is holy, no pics
 
2020-05-22 3:54:46 PM  
I'd still be more worried about hepatitis or food poisoning.
 
2020-05-22 3:55:17 PM  

akya: Prank Call of Cthulhu: A couple of months ago when traffic was still a thing, there was a big old lifted pick-em-up truck in front of me with a decal in the window showing a guy working on a power pole and it said, "I WORK THE POLE SO MOMMY DOESN'T HAVE TO." Classy! Kind of like this:

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counter point:
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Mom is pushing a snow shovel and people paying her to shovel their yard...

so I've been told....
 
2020-05-22 3:56:57 PM  
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2020-05-22 3:57:14 PM  

Petey4335: Someone cue Jimmy Pop, please.


♪  The lapdance is always better when the stripper is coughing ♪
 
2020-05-22 3:59:06 PM  
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2020-05-22 4:00:23 PM  
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I bet one of the employees wrote this review. Notice how they "point out" the prices and times?

sounds completely like a manager wrote it.
 
2020-05-22 4:00:37 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: A couple of months ago when traffic was still a thing, there was a big old lifted pick-em-up truck in front of me with a decal in the window showing a guy working on a power pole and it said, "I WORK THE POLE SO MOMMY DOESN'T HAVE TO." Classy! Kind of like this:

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As an electrical safety nerd, that is awesome.
 
2020-05-22 4:02:15 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: A couple of months ago when traffic was still a thing, there was a big old lifted pick-em-up truck in front of me with a decal in the window showing a guy working on a power pole and it said, "I WORK THE POLE SO MOMMY DOESN'T HAVE TO." Classy! Kind of like this:

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I met a female firefighter at a neighbor's party, her coworker in fact... she wore a tee that said "Hot, wet, and ready to ride the pole."

I was able to confirm she was one of those things.

Unfortunately, I had no chance in hell of ever confirming the other two.

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2020-05-22 4:04:40 PM  

Petey4335: Prank Call of Cthulhu: A couple of months ago when traffic was still a thing, there was a big old lifted pick-em-up truck in front of me with a decal in the window showing a guy working on a power pole and it said, "I WORK THE POLE SO MOMMY DOESN'T HAVE TO." Classy! Kind of like this:

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As an electrical safety nerd, that is awesome.


I had a cow-orker who, when forced to work weekend shifts, would wear a tee that said "I work with strippers and dykes."

He was an electronics technician.
 
2020-05-22 4:07:49 PM  
Finally, I'll get that source of income back.

Pro-tip for you aspiring male strippers out there...on especially hot days, the ladies really appreciate you cooling them down with some helicopterin'.

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2020-05-22 4:08:09 PM  

steklo: That's the outside, you can imagine what's on the inside...


Cesarean scars and domestic abuse.
 
2020-05-22 4:08:16 PM  

KIA: The single greatest concentration of STDs outside of nursing homes?


You wanted nursing home porn??  NSFW
 
2020-05-22 4:13:30 PM  
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2020-05-22 4:14:53 PM  

Giant Clown Shoe: Cesarean scars and domestic abuse.


Damn that review was right, there ARE hot girls dancing there!
 
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