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(WXII Winston-Salem)   What would Jesus vandalize? A church in North Carolina for starters. You got to nip these things in the bud   (wxii12.com) divider line
    More: Fail, Stained glass, Louis Comfort Tiffany, AIRY POLICE, MEMORIAL CHURCH, Grace Moravian Church, GLASS WINDOW MONDAY NIGHT, Tiffany glass, Jesus Jose Arellano  
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2020-05-22 2:51:56 PM  
Well, fine! I'll just use my useless link headline here: Seems he who is without sin DID cast the first stone.


/Why did I not scroll further before submitting...
 
2020-05-22 5:08:52 PM  
Remember when burning churches in Mississippi was kinda sorta viewed as a bad thing?

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/​m​ississippi-church-fighting-coronavirus​-restrictions-burned-ground-n1212646
 
2020-05-22 5:12:38 PM  
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2020-05-22 5:13:47 PM  

MBooda: Remember when burning churches in Mississippi was kinda sorta viewed as a bad thing?

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/m​ississippi-church-fighting-coronavirus​-restrictions-burned-ground-n1212646


It still is, unless you're a hateful asshole.
 
2020-05-22 5:20:26 PM  

MBooda: Remember when burning churches in Mississippi was kinda sorta viewed as a bad thing?

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/m​ississippi-church-fighting-coronavirus​-restrictions-burned-ground-n1212646


Probably an insurance fire. Donations are down so the pastor hops on the right wing outage gravy train with the lawsuit and then sets fire to the church.
 
2020-05-22 5:27:21 PM  
The temple in Jerusalem.
 
2020-05-22 5:29:17 PM  
Do to him what you did to that other Jesus.
 
2020-05-22 5:31:18 PM  
Jesus wasn't a Vandal, he was an Israelite.
 
2020-05-22 5:33:23 PM  
Arellano broke through 6 inches of Plexiglas with a foot-long rock made out of sandstone to reach the stain glass window.

I doubt that very much
 
2020-05-22 5:37:25 PM  
Now  I want to know specifically what this vandalized stained glass window depicted and the mindset of why he was angry at it... there's got to be a great backstory here.
/just one more step closer to Florida levels NC
 
2020-05-22 5:41:21 PM  
We should build a wall to keep Jesus and his friends out of our good country.
 
2020-05-22 5:43:21 PM  
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At least it wasn't 8 year olds, dude.
 
2020-05-22 5:44:20 PM  

chitownmike: Arellano broke through 6 inches of Plexiglas with a foot-long rock made out of sandstone to reach the stain glass window.

I doubt that very much


That sentence is Sistine Chapel of garbled language. It's almost "How is Babby formed?" levels of bad.
 
2020-05-22 5:50:03 PM  
Hell yeah
 
2020-05-22 5:51:54 PM  
Excellent headline, subby.
 
2020-05-22 5:52:08 PM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: We should build a wall to keep Jesus and his friends out of our good country.


Well the Bible clearly states there were 12 Apostles and they went around in one Accord.
 
2020-05-22 5:52:11 PM  
Its all your gods way of saying "Stay home, you farking MORANS!".
 
2020-05-22 5:55:48 PM  
Pastor Ruth is a man of many chins.
 
2020-05-22 6:04:34 PM  
Church vandal Jesus?
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2020-05-22 6:15:03 PM  

uncleacid: Pastor Ruth is a man of many chins.


Pastor Ruth can't orgasm any more and wants to blame someone else
 
2020-05-22 6:18:20 PM  

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Deputy Fife on the lookout for Ernest T Bass.
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2020-05-22 6:19:50 PM  
The Moravians? They're pretty harmless as far as I know. Plus they have good cookies and cool stars.
 
2020-05-22 6:29:34 PM  

169th Cousin: Church vandal Jesus?
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Why is the swastika pole dancing on the cross?

Is it just to be kinky?
 
2020-05-22 6:34:25 PM  

Gordon Bennett: 169th Cousin: Church vandal Jesus?
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Why is the swastika pole dancing on the cross?

Is it just to be kinky?


Gota market to today's youth.
 
2020-05-22 6:55:26 PM  
A real, honest-to-God Tiffany window?

You get the special hell for that nonsense.
 
2020-05-22 6:56:15 PM  

El Trolo: Tom Marvolo Bombadil: We should build a wall to keep Jesus and his friends out of our good country.

Well the Bible clearly states there were 12 Apostles and they went around in one Accord.


Is this where I post the obligatory joke of:

"Well, Jesus drove a Plymouth, since he drove them out in his Fury."
 
2020-05-22 7:30:40 PM  
There is precedence.
 
2020-05-22 7:56:40 PM  

ImmutableTenderloin: Gordon Bennett: 169th Cousin: Church vandal Jesus?
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Why is the swastika pole dancing on the cross?

Is it just to be kinky?

Gota market to today's youth.


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2020-05-22 8:30:12 PM  
When a church is vandalized we must trust that it's god's will. He wouldn't give a church more than it can handle. It's a test and the lord works in mysterious ways. We cannot fathom his plan but it must be for the good.
 
2020-05-22 8:33:20 PM  
With what the churches have been doing to his message. It wouldn't surprise me.
 
2020-05-22 11:15:09 PM  

mr intrepid: A real, honest-to-God Tiffany window?

You get the special hell for that nonsense.


Seconded
 
2020-05-23 1:06:37 AM  
Left wing terrorism it's been a long time.
 
2020-05-23 8:19:00 AM  

Incog_Neeto: Left wing terrorism it's been a long time.


I'm going with 'Cletus' Meemaw got the Rona and he's feeling pissed".
 
2020-05-23 11:13:31 AM  

mr intrepid: A real, honest-to-God Tiffany window?

You get the special hell for that nonsense.


Yeah that jumped out at me too. Tiffany stained glass is such beautiful artistry it hurt to read this.

What could his motive have been to destroy it? Theft for profit would be heinous but at least understandable. I don't get this; he must be mentally ill.
 
7 days ago  

MBooda: Remember when burning churches in Mississippi was kinda sorta viewed as a bad thing?

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/m​ississippi-church-fighting-coronavirus​-restrictions-burned-ground-n1212646


That was before Fark decided that anything religious was "bad", and therefore will mostly likely cheer this guy on.
 
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