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(Some Guy)   Researchers have discovered an "off switch" that dampens multiple pain centers in the brain, but so far it has no effect on the pain caused by visiting the politics tab   (newatlas.com) divider line
    More: Cool, Neuron, Human brain, Brain, Nervous system, Neuroscience, Central nervous system, Cerebral cortex, Psychology  
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493 clicks; posted to Geek » on 22 May 2020 at 3:53 PM (13 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-05-22 3:10:47 PM  
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2020-05-22 3:42:23 PM  
Pain don't hurt.
 
2020-05-22 3:59:51 PM  
My painkiller of choice is bourbon, it works for the bullshiat in the politics tab too. It's really a miracle drug, cures hangovers, work problems, relationship problems...
 
2020-05-22 4:14:09 PM  
We've known about morphine for a long time...
 
2020-05-22 4:15:40 PM  
if poltab causes pain you're doing it wrong.  its supposed to cause burning rage or suicidal tendencies.
 
2020-05-22 4:35:46 PM  
Yeah... I see this like the lab grown cartilage, just four more years down the road.  Then four more, then four more.
 
2020-05-22 4:57:07 PM  

vudukungfu: Pain don't hurt.


It does if a polar bear falls on you.
 
2020-05-22 4:58:17 PM  

Noah_Tall: vudukungfu: Pain don't hurt.

It does if a polar bear falls on you.


that sounds unbearable
 
2020-05-22 5:57:02 PM  
he researchers have discovered that a small region of the brain can be leveraged to turn down activity in more than a dozen pain-promoting centers in mice

So what they're saying is that the pain in the brain falls mainly in this plane.
 
2020-05-22 7:44:46 PM  

chitownmike: My painkiller of choice is bourbon, it works for the bullshiat in the politics tab too. It's really a miracle drug, cures hangovers, work problems, relationship problems...


If you give enough bourbon to Drew, he'll delete the whole Poltab queue, solving headaches for lots of people simultaneously.
 
2020-05-22 9:26:30 PM  

oopsboom: if poltab causes pain you're doing it wrong.  its supposed to cause burning rage or suicidal homicidal tendencies.


FTFY.
 
2020-05-23 11:00:24 AM  
Jokes about the poli tab, and dealing with in-laws aside.

I and several friends live with chronic pain.  If this could help even to reduce the pain even a little it would be a big win.
 
2020-05-23 7:36:46 PM  
Some crappy artificial skin 3 d printer and we can have Darkman?
 
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