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(ESPN)   Browns are offering up the chance to script the first 15 plays of a preseason game. I mean at this point, you can't really do any worse than the last decade of coaching hires   (espn.com) divider line
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2020-05-22 5:28:32 PM  
To facilitate this they have to share their playbook? As a Pittsburgh fan I'm suddenly intrigued to participate.

Anyone have the address of Steelers hq?
 
2020-05-22 5:33:55 PM  
Chubb to the left.
Chubb to the right.
Chubb straight up the middle.
Touchdown!

/this sequence sponsored by PornHub
 
2020-05-22 5:39:40 PM  
Play #1: Quick kick
Play #2: Statue of liberty
Play #3: Hook and ladder
Play #4: Fumblerooski
Play #5: Direct snap to tight end
Play #6: Hail Mary
Play #7: Spike ball to kill clock
Play #8: Chinese fire drill
Play #9: Victory formation
Play #10: Fake punt
Play #11: Double-reverse flea flicker
Play #12: Hidden ball trick
Play #13: Fake Field Goal Attempt
Play #14: Wishbone
Play #15: Gatorade on coach, team hits the showers
 
2020-05-22 5:43:49 PM  
Chuck it deep to OBJ every play?
 
2020-05-22 5:52:13 PM  

null: Chubb to the left.
Chubb to the right.
Chubb straight up the middle.
Fake FGA, kicker runs it in for a TD

/ftfy this sequence still sponsored by PornHub

 
2020-05-22 5:55:52 PM  

germ78: Chuck it deep to OBJ every play?


We found Eli Manning's Fark login.
 
2020-05-22 6:04:53 PM  

Uzzah: Play #1: Quick kick
Play #2: Statue of liberty
Play #3: Hook and ladder
Play #4: Fumblerooski
Play #5: Direct snap to tight end
Play #6: Hail Mary
Play #7: Spike ball to kill clock
Play #8: Chinese fire drill
Play #9: Victory formation
Play #10: Fake punt
Play #11: Double-reverse flea flicker
Play #12: Hidden ball trick
Play #13: Fake Field Goal Attempt
Play #14: Wishbone
Play #15: Gatorade on coach, team hits the showers


Yes.  I want some 11-year-old to do this and run nothing but gadget plays.
 
2020-05-22 6:11:50 PM  

FrancoFile: Uzzah: Play #1: Quick kick
Play #2: Statue of liberty
Play #3: Hook and ladder
Play #4: Fumblerooski
Play #5: Direct snap to tight end
Play #6: Hail Mary
Play #7: Spike ball to kill clock
Play #8: Chinese fire drill
Play #9: Victory formation
Play #10: Fake punt
Play #11: Double-reverse flea flicker
Play #12: Hidden ball trick
Play #13: Fake Field Goal Attempt
Play #14: Wishbone
Play #15: Gatorade on coach, team hits the showers

Yes.  I want some 11-year-old to do this and run nothing but gadget plays.


You didn't call QB Helmet Smash.  It's their signature play.
 
2020-05-22 6:42:18 PM  

FrancoFile: Uzzah: Play #1: Quick kick
Play #2: Statue of liberty
Play #3: Hook and ladder
Play #4: Fumblerooski
Play #5: Direct snap to tight end
Play #6: Hail Mary
Play #7: Spike ball to kill clock
Play #8: Chinese fire drill
Play #9: Victory formation
Play #10: Fake punt
Play #11: Double-reverse flea flicker
Play #12: Hidden ball trick
Play #13: Fake Field Goal Attempt
Play #14: Wishbone
Play #15: Gatorade on coach, team hits the showers

Yes.  I want some 11-year-old to do this and run nothing but gadget plays.


*harumph*

The Wishbone is not a gadget!

/weeps
 
2020-05-22 7:20:05 PM  
15 straight draw plays from the shotgun
 
2020-05-22 7:44:46 PM  
The Waterboy-Coach Klein
Youtube r9cyQuYVmHM
 
2020-05-22 7:45:40 PM  

LeftisRightisWrong: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/r9cyQuYV​mHM]


Messed up the timestamp, about a minute 10 seconds in.
 
2020-05-22 7:57:26 PM  

null: Chubb to the left.
Chubb to the right.
Chubb straight up the middle.
Touchdown!

/this sequence sponsored by PornHub


Came here to say "Run Chubb. Repeat."
 
2020-05-22 8:13:27 PM  
15 Punts
 
2020-05-22 8:25:41 PM  

Uzzah: Play #1: Quick kick
Play #2: Statue of liberty
Play #3: Hook and ladder
Play #4: Fumblerooski
Play #5: Direct snap to tight end
Play #6: Hail Mary
Play #7: Spike ball to kill clock
Play #8: Chinese fire drill
Play #9: Victory formation
Play #10: Fake punt
Play #11: Double-reverse flea flicker
Play #12: Hidden ball trick
Play #13: Fake Field Goal Attempt
Play #14: Wishbone
Play #15: Gatorade on coach, team hits the showers


You forgot Butt-fumble...
 
2020-05-22 8:48:13 PM  

smd31: Uzzah: Play #1: Quick kick
Play #2: Statue of liberty
Play #3: Hook and ladder
Play #4: Fumblerooski
Play #5: Direct snap to tight end
Play #6: Hail Mary
Play #7: Spike ball to kill clock
Play #8: Chinese fire drill
Play #9: Victory formation
Play #10: Fake punt
Play #11: Double-reverse flea flicker
Play #12: Hidden ball trick
Play #13: Fake Field Goal Attempt
Play #14: Wishbone
Play #15: Gatorade on coach, team hits the showers

You forgot Butt-fumble...


That should be #15, with #15 being dropped to #16.
 
2020-05-22 9:38:07 PM  
A perfect reenactment of the Immaculate Reception

That play from Varsity Blues where Billy Bob wanders downfield confused and gets the hook and ladder

That play from The Longest Yard remake where the QB nails the ref in the nuts (damn, don't think this one is actually possible because they moved that ref to the backfield)
 
2020-05-22 9:55:12 PM  
1# Cleveland Steamer
2# Red right 88 with new uber fail update
3# Muni lot piss bucket spiller chiller, with trash option
4# Metcalf up the middle
5# Metcalf up the middle
6# 0-16, 0-16 huhtt
7# Kucinich kickoff on 1st down
8# Stadium sin tax shakedown, with bond bonanza option
9# Metcalf up the middle
10# Modell Midnight Moveout
11# Bottlegate bootleg boogie
12# Jim Brown Downtown Blacksploitation Flick Flea Flamboozle
13#  Metcalf up the middle
14# Lerner Learner Soccer kick, with first quarter no show count down
15# Haslam Truck Stop Scam Slam, with reverse scumbag Senate interference
 
2020-05-22 10:03:04 PM  

jack_o_the_hills: 1# Cleveland Steamer
2# Red right 88 with new uber fail update
3# Muni lot piss bucket spiller chiller, with trash option
4# Metcalf up the middle
5# Metcalf up the middle
6# 0-16, 0-16 huhtt
7# Kucinich kickoff on 1st down
8# Stadium sin tax shakedown, with bond bonanza option
9# Metcalf up the middle
10# Modell Midnight Moveout
11# Bottlegate bootleg boogie
12# Jim Brown Downtown Blacksploitation Flick Flea Flamboozle
13#  Metcalf up the middle
14# Lerner Learner Soccer kick, with first quarter no show count down
15# Haslam Truck Stop Scam Slam, with reverse scumbag Senate interference


Damn!  I was about to post 1-14 Metcalf up the middle, 15 Red Right 88. Then I hit refresh.
Yours is so much better!
 
2020-05-22 10:03:26 PM  
Driscoll Middle School Trick Play
Youtube 0UIdI8khMkw
 
2020-05-22 10:11:48 PM  
Fire up Tecmo Bowl.

The original one with only 4 plays.

tecmobowl-vs-rbi.comView Full Size
 
2020-05-23 12:35:19 AM  

Clash City Farker: 15 Punts


You HAVE to start with a fake punt. Gotta keep the defense guessing the rest of the game.
 
2020-05-23 12:41:54 AM  

jack_o_the_hills: 1# Cleveland Steamer
2# Red right 88 with new uber fail update
3# Muni lot piss bucket spiller chiller, with trash option
4# Metcalf up the middle
5# Metcalf up the middle
6# 0-16, 0-16 huhtt
7# Kucinich kickoff on 1st down
8# Stadium sin tax shakedown, with bond bonanza option
9# Metcalf up the middle
10# Modell Midnight Moveout
11# Bottlegate bootleg boogie
12# Jim Brown Downtown Blacksploitation Flick Flea Flamboozle
13#  Metcalf up the middle
14# Lerner Learner Soccer kick, with first quarter no show count down
15# Haslam Truck Stop Scam Slam, with reverse scumbag Senate interference


Missing Byner off left tackle without ball, but this is a way better effort than I could put together. ::applause::
 
2020-05-23 3:56:07 AM  

Kellner21: Fire up Tecmo Bowl.

The original one with only 4 plays.

[tecmobowl-vs-rbi.com image 260x192]


Little known fact.  Each team actually had 8 plays.  If you hold Select and hit A, you get the other four.
 
2020-05-23 7:14:00 AM  

WoodyHayes: FrancoFile: Uzzah: Play #1: Quick kick
Play #2: Statue of liberty
Play #3: Hook and ladder
Play #4: Fumblerooski
Play #5: Direct snap to tight end
Play #6: Hail Mary
Play #7: Spike ball to kill clock
Play #8: Chinese fire drill
Play #9: Victory formation
Play #10: Fake punt
Play #11: Double-reverse flea flicker
Play #12: Hidden ball trick
Play #13: Fake Field Goal Attempt
Play #14: Wishbone
Play #15: Gatorade on coach, team hits the showers

Yes.  I want some 11-year-old to do this and run nothing but gadget plays.

*harumph*

The Wishbone is not a gadget!

/weeps


Are you posting from the Big 8 in 1979?  Or the Big 10 in 1972?
 
2020-05-23 7:49:01 AM  

FrancoFile: WoodyHayes: FrancoFile: Uzzah: Play #1: Quick kick
Play #2: Statue of liberty
Play #3: Hook and ladder
Play #4: Fumblerooski
Play #5: Direct snap to tight end
Play #6: Hail Mary
Play #7: Spike ball to kill clock
Play #8: Chinese fire drill
Play #9: Victory formation
Play #10: Fake punt
Play #11: Double-reverse flea flicker
Play #12: Hidden ball trick
Play #13: Fake Field Goal Attempt
Play #14: Wishbone
Play #15: Gatorade on coach, team hits the showers

Yes.  I want some 11-year-old to do this and run nothing but gadget plays.

*harumph*

The Wishbone is not a gadget!

/weeps

Are you posting from the Big 8 in 1979?  Or the Big 10 in 1972?


I am posting from a just future where the forward pass has been banned and 40 fullbacks on scholarship might be enough to get through a season if you're lucky.
 
2020-05-23 8:41:53 AM  

iron_city_ap: Clash City Farker: 15 Punts

You HAVE to start with a fake punt. Gotta keep the defense guessing the rest of the game.


Way too obvious. You need to do a few real punts first so they dont expect it.
 
2020-05-23 9:05:56 AM  
Okay, let's make this official:
1) short run
2) incomplete pass attempt
3) incomplete pass attempt
4) punt
(repeat)
(repeat)
(repeat)
 
2020-05-23 9:27:50 AM  

Uzzah: Play #1: Quick kick
Play #2: Statue of liberty
Play #3: Hook and ladder
Play #4: Fumblerooski
Play #5: Direct snap to tight end
Play #6: Hail Mary
Play #7: Spike ball to kill clock
Play #8: Chinese fire drill
Play #9: Victory formation
Play #10: Fake punt
Play #11: Double-reverse flea flicker
Play #12: Hidden ball trick
Play #13: Fake Field Goal Attempt
Play #14: Wishbone
Play #15: Gatorade on coach, team hits the showers


Damnit!  I came here to say this.  Except I would have had "direct snap ball to running back, everyone else fall down, running back runs to own endzone and puts ball in cardboard box, wraps with paper and ties big pink ribbon around box and then shoots himself in the face with potato gun and falls down" for #7
 
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