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(Politico)   The crowd at Trumps Michigan rally: "Isn't it kind of convenient that as soon as impeachment failed, we've suddenly got this virus?" she asks, alternating between puffs on a Winston and her inhaler   (politico.com) divider line
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2020-05-22 1:31:35 PM  
Impeachment didn't fail. Removal did.
But you're an idiot and wouldn't know what's going on anyway.
 
2020-05-22 1:35:37 PM  
While I would applaud the whole world uniting to remove Donald Trump from office, I question whether they created a virus that will kill a million people to do so.

I really don't think she thought this through.
 
2020-05-22 1:44:53 PM  

Jack Sabbath: While I would applaud the whole world uniting to remove Donald Trump from office, I question whether they created a virus that will kill a million people to do so.

I really don't think she thought this through.


Last sentence is 2 words too long.
 
2020-05-22 1:59:35 PM  
This virus, and this "liberate" movement is the ultimate example of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes."
 
2020-05-22 2:18:18 PM  
And she votes too!
 
2020-05-22 2:18:46 PM  
"This was the most exciting day of my life. OK, the second-most exciting day, after the birth of my grandkids," says Paula Stone, a Ypsilanti resident, after the president's motorcade passes. Tonight, Stone says, like every other night, she'll watch Fox News and click around the internet and social media for information about the president. But she's not particularly interested in the highlights of his speech inside the Ford plant.

"I want to know more about this vote-by-mail fraud," she says. "I've heard some shady shiat is going down."


Now get your uniform out of the laundry and head to work because Paula Stone wants an extra side of ranch.
 
2020-05-22 2:18:59 PM  
No, it's not convenient at all, you monster.
 
2020-05-22 2:19:15 PM  
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2020-05-22 2:20:11 PM  
But I thought impeachment was too much of a distraction and is why Trump's virus response was so slow?
 
2020-05-22 2:21:24 PM  
Yep, Impeachment failed so God sent this Virus to punish us for failure.

Is that how this works?  I want to make sure I get the "god is punishing us for things I'm against" correct.
 
2020-05-22 2:21:29 PM  
I don't find convenient at all that on the heels of one extortion scandal we got another, even worse one.
 
2020-05-22 2:21:55 PM  
it looks like the immigrant caravan is out spreading their diseases again.
 
2020-05-22 2:21:58 PM  
Yesterday I saw an obese lady smoking a cigarette with no mask on walking into Wal Matt open carrying her Glock.
 
2020-05-22 2:22:23 PM  
Man, Democrats are devious. They started the epidemic going in China three months before the final vote to convict.

And yet they still couldn't rig a few ten thousand votes in Michigan.
 
2020-05-22 2:22:38 PM  
If the deep state is so insidious and powerful, why does it fail so hard at removing Trump?

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2020-05-22 2:24:44 PM  
"This was the most exciting day of my life. OK, the second-most exciting day, after the birth of my grandkids," says Paula Stone,

So, even better than giving birth to her own kids.
 
2020-05-22 2:25:15 PM  
Deer In The Headlights | Joe Biden For President
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2020-05-22 2:26:28 PM  

js34603: Yesterday I saw an obese lady smoking a cigarette with no mask on walking into Wal Matt open carrying her Glock.


And thats why I hardly ever go to Walmart.
 
2020-05-22 2:26:35 PM  
This sort of behavior happens more than people think, and all it takes is being a little lax in putting one to your side before picking the other one up to set off a nasty explosion.
 
2020-05-22 2:26:42 PM  
Ever notice Trump rallies look like the bottom end of the white race gene pool?

Hey Red Caps, fat is not muscle! Just because you are a big guy wearing a sleeveless shirt with a huge beer gut does not make you tougher.
 
2020-05-22 2:26:48 PM  
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2020-05-22 2:27:39 PM  

js34603: Yesterday I saw an obese lady smoking a cigarette with no mask on walking into Wal Matt open carrying her Glock.


I appreciate it when people give Darwin lots of options.
 
2020-05-22 2:28:08 PM  
It was entirely predictable that a long string of constant misery would result from installing the least capable and most dishonest president in modern American history. Convenient isn't the word for it.
 
2020-05-22 2:29:24 PM  
I want to see the correlation between Trumpeters and Flat earthers because if there are two distinct groups of people this stupid we are farked as a society.
 
2020-05-22 2:29:39 PM  
Patient Zero was around December 1st.  Impeachment articles were initiated on December 18th.
 
2020-05-22 2:29:42 PM  
Just had a coworker today bring out the "Isn't it an interesting coincidence that the WHO and the gates foundation held pandemic preparedness studies a year ago before this virus popped up?"

He's a hard leaning Republican for sure, but up until this point he's mostly been sane in his rational for supporting republicans... sane being a relative term mind you, but the type that's for 2nd amendment rights, tax cuts, small government, and pro-life/religious protections. He's not been a conspiracy nut, racist or Q fan or anything like that, soo "sane" from a Republican standpoint.

No idea what caused him to knock over the kool-aid man and guzzle 20 gallons of premium grade conspiracy theory but it took every fiber of my being to ignore him stupidity because arguing with him even on sane topics about what the pros and cons to political positions is impossible, I'm not about to waste my breath if he's huffing paint that badly.

I believe the Republicans are desperate for anything they can think of to blame on Democrats/Liberals at this stage. I don't know about the rest of you but doesn't it feel like it's about time for them to at least move on to the anger stage of grief?
 
2020-05-22 2:30:08 PM  

Amish Tech Support: Ever notice Trump rallies look like the bottom end of the white race gene pool?

Hey Red Caps, fat is not muscle! Just because you are a big guy wearing a sleeveless shirt with a huge beer gut does not make you tougher.


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2020-05-22 2:30:47 PM  

advex101: And she votes too!


And they'll never accept a Trump loss .. They'll claim voter fraud until the day they die ..
 
2020-05-22 2:31:47 PM  
Trump supporters in a nutshell...

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2020-05-22 2:32:18 PM  
Besides the entire 'we are going to cause a plague on our own country without having a cure' thing?

Jesus, if every accusation is a confession, what in the fark are we looking at if Trump doesn't get reelected?
 
2020-05-22 2:32:29 PM  

12349876: Patient Zero was around December 1st.  Impeachment articles were initiated on December 18th.


Your point?
 
2020-05-22 2:32:58 PM  

Iowan73: js34603: Yesterday I saw an obese lady smoking a cigarette with no mask on walking into Wal Matt open carrying her Glock.

I appreciate it when people give Darwin lots of options.


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2020-05-22 2:33:23 PM  
Kind of weird for the entire world to fake a virus in attempts to interfere in US politics.

By weird I mean stupid.
 
2020-05-22 2:35:49 PM  

PsyLord: If the deep state is so insidious and powerful, why does it fail so hard at removing Trump?

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The deep state can't 4D chess.
 
2020-05-22 2:35:51 PM  
https://www.facebook.com/deborah.fuqua​.7

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2020-05-22 2:36:44 PM  
"I don't know how the hell these unions aren't endorsing T***p instead of the standard Democrat," the president told Ford employees, after touring the facility.

Geez, it can't possibly be because the Fascists are constantly, always and forever trying to destroy unions, and the Democrats are not, now, can it?
 
2020-05-22 2:37:18 PM  

js34603: Yesterday I saw an obese lady smoking a cigarette with no mask on walking into Wal Matt open carrying her Glock.


Did you waggle your penis at her?
 
2020-05-22 2:37:59 PM  

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That could have been better.
 
2020-05-22 2:39:04 PM  

Ivo Shandor: Amish Tech Support: Ever notice Trump rallies look like the bottom end of the white race gene pool?

Hey Red Caps, fat is not muscle! Just because you are a big guy wearing a sleeveless shirt with a huge beer gut does not make you tougher.

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2020-05-22 2:40:49 PM  

AugieDoggyDaddy: 12349876: Patient Zero was around December 1st.  Impeachment articles were initiated on December 18th.

Your point?


The virus shot first.
 
2020-05-22 2:45:16 PM  
Well, every time I see his supporters, they reinforce my stereotype of trailer trash.
 
2020-05-22 2:46:10 PM  

12349876: AugieDoggyDaddy: 12349876: Patient Zero was around December 1st.  Impeachment articles were initiated on December 18th.

Your point?

The virus shot first.


And what does not knowing about the virus at the time have to do with a criminal President?
 
2020-05-22 2:46:14 PM  
Wow.

A lot of the cultists in the article were quoted and they've even adopted Weak Donnie's "believe me" tic.
 
2020-05-22 2:47:29 PM  

wood0366: Besides the entire 'we are going to cause a plague on our own country without having a cure' thing?

Jesus, if every accusation is a confession, what in the fark are we looking at if Trump doesn't get reelected?


2 and a half months of watching while he tears this country apart and the GOP sits idly by and watches him do it. A complete lack of transition handoffs to the Biden Administration. Mass document shredding. Pardons for every single member of the GOP. A flurry of lawsuits.

And at least one stolen antique or artwork from the Whitehouse. I just can't imagine Trump and his family members not taking something because they felt they were entitled to it.
 
2020-05-22 2:49:19 PM  

Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: wood0366: Besides the entire 'we are going to cause a plague on our own country without having a cure' thing?

Jesus, if every accusation is a confession, what in the fark are we looking at if Trump doesn't get reelected?

2 and a half months of watching while he tears this country apart and the GOP sits idly by and watches him do it. A complete lack of transition handoffs to the Biden Administration. Mass document shredding. Pardons for every single member of the GOP. A flurry of lawsuits.

And at least one stolen antique or artwork from the Whitehouse. I just can't imagine Trump and his family members not taking something because they felt they were entitled to it.


Pretty sure the MLK bust will be safe, at least.
 
2020-05-22 2:49:31 PM  

AugieDoggyDaddy: 12349876: Patient Zero was around December 1st.  Impeachment articles were initiated on December 18th.

Your point?


The point is

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2020-05-22 2:51:24 PM  

Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: wood0366: Besides the entire 'we are going to cause a plague on our own country without having a cure' thing?

Jesus, if every accusation is a confession, what in the fark are we looking at if Trump doesn't get reelected?

2 and a half months of watching while he tears this country apart and the GOP sits idly by and watches him do it. A complete lack of transition handoffs to the Biden Administration. Mass document shredding. Pardons for every single member of the GOP. A flurry of lawsuits.

And at least one stolen antique or artwork from the Whitehouse. I just can't imagine Trump and his family members not taking something because they felt they were entitled to it.


I mean more in the 'Some jackhole Trumper driving a molestervan full of ball bearings and improvised explosives into someplace full of people' sense. Electing Trump's going to be 'The Deep State Won, Time To Fight Back' and it's going to have a death toll.
 
2020-05-22 2:53:12 PM  

numbers17: Kind of weird for the entire world to fake a virus in attempts to interfere in US politics.

By weird I mean stupid.


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2020-05-22 2:53:33 PM  
Doesn't Faux News broadcast international news in the USA ?
 
2020-05-22 2:54:23 PM  

nitefallz: https://www.facebook.com/deborah.fuqu​a​.7

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Trump supporter expressions never cease to amaze me. They have either the:

1. embarrassed, stupid, sheepish look (see the husband in this picture)
2. belligerent, spoiled, angry look (see the wife in this picture)

I'm leaving out the sociopaths / psychopaths that support Trump. For them, it's just pure hatred / evil.
 
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