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(KIRO-7 Seattle)   The Governor of Washington State should be arrested for acting "in treason and sedition against me" says barber shop owner, in today's entry in "Man who has no idea what words mean speaks out"   (kiro7.com) divider line
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2020-05-22 12:50:20 PM  
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2020-05-22 12:51:01 PM  
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of assholes wantin' to prettify their locks

I never knew rural hill people were so concerned about their appearance!
 
2020-05-22 12:53:44 PM  
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2020-05-22 12:57:17 PM  
There was a Derpfest at an intersection the other day in the small town I live in.  I yelled at them out the window to fark off and go back home.

Headshaking.  We're supposed to be the good guys up here in WA and we have childish idiots who rival Hair Furor in their arrogant stupidity.
 
2020-05-22 1:01:14 PM  
Eastern Washington has had their panties in a twist over anything the state government has done or attempted to do.
 
2020-05-22 1:08:11 PM  
"Good for this guy," noted customer Travis Frateau. "We live in America and it's a free country and you should be able to take risk at your own risk."

Spoken like a true individualist of 1.
 
2020-05-22 1:09:11 PM  
I'd believe the covid warnings a lot more if we suddenly had an increase in these assholes dying

/It's not working
 
2020-05-22 1:13:05 PM  

pxlboy: Eastern Washington has had their panties in a twist over anything the state government has done or attempted to do.


While you're not wrong, this guy is in Snohomish.  (That's almost directly north of Redmond, N-NE of Seattle, in Western Washington for those unfamiliar).
 
2020-05-22 1:15:16 PM  
Washington could be easily split at the Cascades watershed line. The eastern 3/4 of the old state would become North West Virginia.
 
2020-05-22 1:18:24 PM  

ArkPanda: Washington could be easily split at the Cascades watershed line. The eastern 3/4 of the old state would become North West Virginia.


Go outside Seattle or any liberal city here and it's North West Virginia, especially out in the trees.
 
2020-05-22 1:25:24 PM  

Bootleg: pxlboy: Eastern Washington has had their panties in a twist over anything the state government has done or attempted to do.

While you're not wrong, this guy is in Snohomish.  (That's almost directly north of Redmond, N-NE of Seattle, in Western Washington for those unfamiliar).


Isn't Snohomish a relatively affluent area, or is it mostly an older population? I live around Tacoma, but I'm not native to Washington.
 
2020-05-22 1:31:20 PM  

pxlboy: Bootleg: pxlboy: Eastern Washington has had their panties in a twist over anything the state government has done or attempted to do.

While you're not wrong, this guy is in Snohomish.  (That's almost directly north of Redmond, N-NE of Seattle, in Western Washington for those unfamiliar).

Isn't Snohomish a relatively affluent area, or is it mostly an older population? I live around Tacoma, but I'm not native to Washington.


I.. Um... don't exactly know. I know a lot of Tech workers live in the Snohomish area, but there seems like there's a lot of the pre-tech boom people living around there, too.

/Actually live just east, in Monroe/Sultan.
 
2020-05-22 1:41:08 PM  

Bootleg: pxlboy: Bootleg: pxlboy: Eastern Washington has had their panties in a twist over anything the state government has done or attempted to do.

While you're not wrong, this guy is in Snohomish.  (That's almost directly north of Redmond, N-NE of Seattle, in Western Washington for those unfamiliar).

Isn't Snohomish a relatively affluent area, or is it mostly an older population? I live around Tacoma, but I'm not native to Washington.

I.. Um... don't exactly know. I know a lot of Tech workers live in the Snohomish area, but there seems like there's a lot of the pre-tech boom people living around there, too.

/Actually live just east, in Monroe/Sultan.


Snohomish is an old skool conservative Dem enclave/bedroom community for Everett
 
2020-05-22 1:48:36 PM  

Bootleg: pxlboy: Bootleg: pxlboy: Eastern Washington has had their panties in a twist over anything the state government has done or attempted to do.

While you're not wrong, this guy is in Snohomish.  (That's almost directly north of Redmond, N-NE of Seattle, in Western Washington for those unfamiliar).

Isn't Snohomish a relatively affluent area, or is it mostly an older population? I live around Tacoma, but I'm not native to Washington.

I.. Um... don't exactly know. I know a lot of Tech workers live in the Snohomish area, but there seems like there's a lot of the pre-tech boom people living around there, too.

/Actually live just east, in Monroe/Sultan.


Upon further reflection, I was thinking of Samammish.
 
2020-05-22 1:49:21 PM  
Start mailing this guy used dildos.
 
2020-05-22 1:53:36 PM  

pxlboy: Bootleg: pxlboy: Bootleg: pxlboy: Eastern Washington has had their panties in a twist over anything the state government has done or attempted to do.

While you're not wrong, this guy is in Snohomish.  (That's almost directly north of Redmond, N-NE of Seattle, in Western Washington for those unfamiliar).

Isn't Snohomish a relatively affluent area, or is it mostly an older population? I live around Tacoma, but I'm not native to Washington.

I.. Um... don't exactly know. I know a lot of Tech workers live in the Snohomish area, but there seems like there's a lot of the pre-tech boom people living around there, too.

/Actually live just east, in Monroe/Sultan.

Upon further reflection, I was thinking of Samammish.


Samammish/Issaquah generally struck me as very affluent areas, yes. I wouldn't say older, though.

/Rented there for several years.
 
2020-05-22 2:11:04 PM  
This whole deal is like Burning Man for old, angry white people.

I just listened to one of our sales guys blast a poor Hispanic guy, who is only in the office to do some electrical work, with a 20 min tirade against the deep state which includes the state trooper who pulled him over yesterday.

Don't let them tell you they don't love this shiat.
 
2020-05-22 2:11:33 PM  

pxlboy: Eastern Washington has had their panties in a twist over anything the state government has done or attempted to do.


I haven't lived there in 34 years yet the sheer amount of hate pouring into my phone from that area finally triggered me to give up on FB altogether.
 
2020-05-22 2:13:56 PM  
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"YEAH, I'M DRINKING BARBICIDE TO FIGHT OFF THE COVID - WHAT OF IT??????"
 
2020-05-22 2:16:21 PM  
We live in America and it's a free country and you should be able to take risk at your own risk.

Fark yeah!

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2020-05-22 2:18:39 PM  
My favorite is when the Covidiots invoke Communism.

You dumbasses have no idea what Communism is.
 
2020-05-22 2:19:31 PM  

UberNeuman: [Fark user image 800x450]

"YEAH, I'M DRINKING BARBICIDE TO FIGHT OFF THE COVID - WHAT OF IT??????"


Hey! You show that man a little respect!
He had 37 confirmed kills.
In a Saigon whorehouse.
In 2007.
 
2020-05-22 2:22:21 PM  

UberNeuman: [Fark user image image 800x450]

"YEAH, I'M DRINKING BARBICIDE TO FIGHT OFF THE COVID - WHAT OF IT??????"


That guy has snipped a few ears.
 
2020-05-22 2:23:38 PM  
Me: (don't be a stereotype, pleeaase don't let it be a stereotype....)

(Clicks link)

Me: "SONUVABIATCH"!1
 
2020-05-22 2:25:26 PM  

whidbey: There was a Derpfest at an intersection the other day in the small town I live in.  I yelled at them out the window to fark off and go back home.

Headshaking.  We're supposed to be the good guys up here in WA and we have childish idiots who rival Hair Furor in their arrogant stupidity.


You're braver than me. I don't have enough body armor to do that around here.
 
2020-05-22 2:27:14 PM  

UberNeuman: [Fark user image 800x450]

"YEAH, I'M DRINKING BARBICIDE TO FIGHT OFF THE COVID - WHAT OF IT??????"


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2020-05-22 2:32:50 PM  
So what's his Fark handle?

I don't know how many times Farkers have used the word "treason" incorrectly.  Has to be in the thousands.
 
2020-05-22 2:33:01 PM  
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Well, apparently EVERYTHING bad comes from Washington state! Maybe we should quarantine this asshole from the rest of the country to make sure he's not a disguised murder hornet.

\hyperbole is fun
 
2020-05-22 2:34:10 PM  

Circusdog320: The needs of the many outweigh the needs of assholes wantin' to prettify their locks

I never knew rural hill people were so concerned about their appearance!


Classy meth dealers have a strict dress code.
 
2020-05-22 2:36:38 PM  

pxlboy: Eastern Washington has had their panties in a twist over anything the state government has done or attempted to do.


Have you driven up the road to the Tri-Cities latey? Most of the arseholes are past the pantie twisting stage and have just stopped giving any farks. Other than bars, schools and restaurants being closed you'd never know COVID is a thing.
 
2020-05-22 2:37:22 PM  

Skyd1v: pxlboy: Eastern Washington has had their panties in a twist over anything the state government has done or attempted to do.

I haven't lived there in 34 years yet the sheer amount of hate pouring into my phone from that area finally triggered me to give up on FB altogether.


I believe it. I remember driving up to Spokane with my wife (we're both pasty white). We went into a Safeway or QFC, and I remember feeling very uncomfortable and a little out of place.

I was just in shorts and a nondescript T-shirt. It was quite weird.
 
2020-05-22 2:38:12 PM  
That's a poor way to get your point across, but I don't blame small business owners for being pissed off.
 
2020-05-22 2:40:19 PM  
FTFA:
According to associates of Martin, plans are currently in place to reach out to other businesses that have defined Gov. Inslee's order, including an Arlington gym.

Impressive how the governor let others businesses define his order.

Nice proofreading.
 
2020-05-22 2:41:50 PM  
They should be pissed off at Trump for sitting around with his thumb up his ass for six weeks.  We could have been way in front of it by now.
 
2020-05-22 2:42:18 PM  
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2020-05-22 2:42:22 PM  
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2020-05-22 2:42:44 PM  

Bootleg: /Actually live just east, in Monroe/Sultan.


Oh how I wish I was driving through there today...on my way to visit my parents in Eastern Washington.  Unfortunately, I probably won't head over until 4th of July Weekend at the earliest.

/Always leave my parents house early when heading back home.
//Sitting in stop and go traffic between Index and Monroe drives me ape sh*t.
///Never again.
 
2020-05-22 2:43:32 PM  

dusty15893: pxlboy: Eastern Washington has had their panties in a twist over anything the state government has done or attempted to do.

Have you driven up the road to the Tri-Cities latey? Most of the arseholes are past the pantie twisting stage and have just stopped giving any farks. Other than bars, schools and restaurants being closed you'd never know COVID is a thing.


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real shame
 
2020-05-22 2:44:00 PM  

The_Sponge: That's a poor way to get your point across, but I don't blame small business owners for being pissed off.


When their solution is to throw the doors open and have a few more hundred thousand dead, I lose empathy.
 
2020-05-22 2:46:23 PM  

The_Sponge: Bootleg: /Actually live just east, in Monroe/Sultan.

Oh how I wish I was driving through there today...on my way to visit my parents in Eastern Washington.  Unfortunately, I probably won't head over until 4th of July Weekend at the earliest.

/Always leave my parents house early when heading back home.
//Sitting in stop and go traffic between Index and Monroe drives me ape sh*t.
///Never again.


Highway 2 is a curse.  Last time I drove it was to avoid the construction closure on 90.  Still took me longer than if I had just sat and waited for the blasting to finish.
 
2020-05-22 2:47:29 PM  
SNOHOMISH, Wash

W
asn't this the town where some idiot fired off a cannon at a football game and cost a kid his leg, and everyone in town harassed the kid because they were worried they wouldn't get to fire the cannon no more?
 
2020-05-22 2:51:12 PM  

Magorn: SNOHOMISH, Wash

Wasn't this the town where some idiot fired off a cannon at a football game and cost a kid his leg, and everyone in town harassed the kid because they were worried they wouldn't get to fire the cannon no more?


That's the one.

I hadn't heard about the harassment...although it doesn't surprise me.
 
2020-05-22 2:51:51 PM  

Bootleg: pxlboy: Bootleg: pxlboy: Eastern Washington has had their panties in a twist over anything the state government has done or attempted to do.

While you're not wrong, this guy is in Snohomish.  (That's almost directly north of Redmond, N-NE of Seattle, in Western Washington for those unfamiliar).

Isn't Snohomish a relatively affluent area, or is it mostly an older population? I live around Tacoma, but I'm not native to Washington.

I.. Um... don't exactly know. I know a lot of Tech workers live in the Snohomish area, but there seems like there's a lot of the pre-tech boom people living around there, too.

/Actually live just east, in Monroe/Sultan.


Snohomish is a hair too far away from Microsoft to be a reasonable commute - basically an hour each way at rush hour.  I think there are a lot more Boeing workers living there.
 
2020-05-22 3:03:54 PM  

89 Stick-Up Kid: Highway 2 is a curse.  Last time I drove it was to avoid the construction closure on 90.  Still took me longer than if I had just sat and waited for the blasting to finish.


That's the f*cking truth.

Even if a friend and I come over to visit my parents, and we take his car...I'm adamant that we leave Chelan before 730AM.

That's Memorial Day, Labor Day, 4th of July, and any Sunday during the summer.  At least when I come over for Christmas, I don't have to leave as early.
 
2020-05-22 3:09:26 PM  

fiddlehead: My favorite is when the Covidiots invoke Communism.

You dumbasses have no idea what Communism is.


No shiat.  What we are experiencing now is fascism, not communism.
 
2020-05-22 3:09:52 PM  

zang: Bootleg: pxlboy: Bootleg: pxlboy: Eastern Washington has had their panties in a twist over anything the state government has done or attempted to do.

While you're not wrong, this guy is in Snohomish.  (That's almost directly north of Redmond, N-NE of Seattle, in Western Washington for those unfamiliar).

Isn't Snohomish a relatively affluent area, or is it mostly an older population? I live around Tacoma, but I'm not native to Washington.

I.. Um... don't exactly know. I know a lot of Tech workers live in the Snohomish area, but there seems like there's a lot of the pre-tech boom people living around there, too.

/Actually live just east, in Monroe/Sultan.

Snohomish is a hair too far away from Microsoft to be a reasonable commute - basically an hour each way at rush hour.  I think there are a lot more Boeing workers living there.


There is a billboard around mile post 62ish on I-5 that has an Uncle Sam head and Trump supporting messages that change every month or 2. I used to commute past it every day and until covid19 provided the opportunity to work from home. I unknowingly moved into a white nationalist area right on the edge of Olympia. WA state is the Entirety of the country in one area. There are dog shiat Magats all around good people in the state.
 
2020-05-22 3:13:27 PM  
I saw my neighbor going for an appropriately socially distanced stroll the other day.  I almost didn't recognize him because of the butchered hack-job his wife had obviously done to his hair.

And you know what?  I'm not going to give him ONE word of grief about it because he clearly took one for the team and did it like a man.

/might buy him a hat
 
2020-05-22 3:15:03 PM  

orneryredguy: I saw my neighbor going for an appropriately socially distanced stroll the other day.  I almost didn't recognize him because of the butchered hack-job his wife had obviously done to his hair.

And you know what?  I'm not going to give him ONE word of grief about it because he clearly took one for the team and did it like a man.

/might buy him a hat


I plan on keep growing my hair out until I can finally visit my favorite barber shop.
 
2020-05-22 3:28:43 PM  
If these people had been around during WWII we would've lost.
 
2020-05-22 3:29:26 PM  
Snohomish is a mixed bag of demographics; you have rich middle class in McMansions next door to yards full of dead cars. It has a solid mix of the right and left and people are generally friendly in a midwest kind of way where there's not as many political arguments as you see in Seattle or the East Side. Downtown Snohomish is the kind of quaint, main-street type of place you see at the beginning of a horror movie where everything goes to hell when the spiders mutate or aliens land or gremlins eat after midnight. It's just outside the more urban areas of Everett and Bothell so there's still a lot of fields where actual farming takes place, Xmas tree farms, and corn mazes for the Fall tourist rush.

It's also packed full of tech workers - yes the commute sucks, but remote access and coming home to a green quiet place make it worthwhile.

/Snohomish resident for 20y
//tech worker
///three
 
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