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(Fark)   I found mouse poop on a sheet pan inside my oven. How did it get in there??? Silly answers are preferred   (fark.com) divider line
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127 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 22 May 2020 at 2:50 PM (7 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-05-22 11:21:47 AM  
It's really just one of your poops, only cooked down?
 
2020-05-22 11:24:15 AM  
A passive aggressive comment about your last baking project from an unknown reviewer?
 
2020-05-22 11:24:58 AM  
The sheet pan?  I'd assume that required multiple mice and a ramp.
 
2020-05-22 11:27:42 AM  
Were you baking these?

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2020-05-22 11:28:20 AM  
Delivery fom the Meeses Pieces factory.
 
2020-05-22 11:30:14 AM  
This is not my beautiful kitchen
This is not my mouse pooped sheet pan

/letting the days go by
 
2020-05-22 11:31:21 AM  
They thought it was the shiat pan.

/mice are stupid
 
2020-05-22 11:31:52 AM  
 
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2020-05-22 11:35:59 AM  
I found mouse poop on a sheet pan inside my oven. How did it get in there???


Duh, it's a 'sheet' pan.
 
2020-05-22 11:46:43 AM  
your cat found a new way to fark with you.
 
2020-05-22 11:46:58 AM  

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2020-05-22 11:50:24 AM  
Mouse sheet on the sheet pan. You can't explain that.
 
2020-05-22 11:58:28 AM  
I Found Mouse Poop on a Sheet Pan Inside My Oven is the name of my new Coronavirus country song.
 
2020-05-22 12:04:35 PM  
That's why growing up, my dad stomped a Ratatouille chef dead in our kitchen once.
 
2020-05-22 12:13:34 PM  
Your cat is broken.
 
2020-05-22 12:19:42 PM  
You gave a mouse a cookie
 
2020-05-22 12:23:18 PM  
With your unguarded potatoes, duh
 
2020-05-22 1:14:09 PM  
You didnt shoot a hole in the kitchen floor with the shotgun did you?
Not that that ever happened
 
2020-05-22 1:55:12 PM  
It was teleportation, duh.
 
2020-05-22 1:57:03 PM  
I had mice for a while. I could not figure out how they were getting around the house. I had turds not in my oven but in the drawer beneath it, and all throughout the basement false ceiling. I found where they were getting into the house and had insulation blown in where it was just crappy fiberglass, and that did the trick. It was a farking nightmare for a while. Bait is bullshiat - it just attracts them and more keep coming. You have to close off where they are getting into your house, full stop, nothing else matters.

It turns out they were getting to the downstairs by the gas line that fed the gas stove... a hole through the floor. Once we sealed the entrance suddenly I had turds on the countertop and then it was AW HELL NAW time. Those wooden old style traps are shiat - they just ate the bait right off of them - and stick traps are farking disgusting; the best traps are the plastic ones with teeth. Sticky Wonder Mouse who escaped from the glue trap met his demise with one of those newer snap traps.

Mice are pretty disgusting really... their turds carry diseases. Having them inside the oven is horrifyingly disgusting.
 
2020-05-22 2:27:42 PM  
My guess is it came from a mouse.
 
2020-05-22 2:44:16 PM  
Your mice are dumb and don't understand puns. They thought the shiat was supposed to hit the pan instead of the fan.
 
2020-05-22 2:53:34 PM  
At least it wasn't human poop?  Gotta focus on the bright side here.
 
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2020-05-22 2:56:44 PM  
It's a caper
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2020-05-22 2:56:53 PM  
I guess the real question should be "Were those really raisins in the oatmeal cookies I gave the kids for their lunch?"
 
2020-05-22 3:00:31 PM  
I read the headline as Moose and thought WTF? Did he bite your sister too?
 
2020-05-22 3:03:33 PM  

Badmoodman: I found mouse poop on a sheet pan inside my oven. How did it get in there???


Duh, it's a 'sheet' pan.


Well, sheeeeeit !
 
2020-05-22 3:04:55 PM  
It had to poop somewhere after rampaging through all your food. D'uh!

I found a mouse head on the floor the other day, next to a very smug-looking kitten, one I took in after finding her in my backyard. It's her second kill, making me feel good about naming her Brienne of Farking Tarth.
 
2020-05-22 3:08:19 PM  
Electric stove - gets in through vent under top burners.

Gas stove - gets in anywhere plus vent under top burners
 
2020-05-22 3:13:13 PM  
Relativistic Space Mouse moving at about 0.1c pooped just right somewhere near Jupiter orbit.  Mouse poop at 0.09c hit Earth's atmosphere, got slowed down enough there to punch a tiny hole in your roof, ceiling, and stove, and finally stopped in the pan.

Or you've got Blink Mice.  Like Blink Dogs, but mousier.  Phase Spiders eat them, don't they?
 
2020-05-22 3:15:05 PM  
Victor mouse traps are very good. They are still made in the USA, if I am not mistaken. Cheap Chinese knock offs are no good.

I like Victor cause they are reusable. I got five in one night off one trap. The rest of the winter was peaceful.

A China made knock off might have two snaps in it before it shatters. If you can set it at all that is.

My cats are retired from the mouse catching biz, occasionally I find a head or a pile of tiny guts and stuff, but they're kinda mellow being 13 and 10 years old respectively. They will hunker or sit in wait if there is one around and I bring out the Victor. In an hour or so the little interloper is "gone to mouseland" in Florida.
 
2020-05-22 3:17:18 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Were you baking these?

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Those are kinda cute. I want to bite their little heads off and nibble on their tiny feet.
 
2020-05-22 3:22:47 PM  
You could make a chocolate moouse.
 
2020-05-22 3:26:20 PM  
You're supposed to peel and devein mice before you broil them.  Like shrimp.
 
2020-05-22 3:34:47 PM  

Sub Human: Victor mouse traps are very good.


I've got a couple of these:

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It's fun to take the detainees a few miles away into an arguably less-accommodating environment and eject them. If you don't check them often enough the occupants are compost-able. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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2020-05-22 3:37:55 PM  

bayoukitty: It had to poop somewhere after rampaging through all your food. D'uh!

I found a mouse head on the floor the other day, next to a very smug-looking kitten, one I took in after finding her in my backyard. It's her second kill, making me feel good about naming her Brienne of Farking Tarth.


Yup.. they usually leave the head.. and the tail.  Use that as a toothpick...
 
2020-05-22 4:07:05 PM  
Why didn't you just let Matty use the bathroom?
 
2020-05-22 4:09:35 PM  
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2020-05-22 4:12:12 PM  

Mr_Vimes: I guess the real question should be "Were those really raisins in the oatmeal cookies I gave the kids for their lunch?"


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2020-05-22 4:12:24 PM  
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2020-05-22 4:15:54 PM  

OlderGuy: Electric stove - gets in through vent under top burners.


No, that vent is just the rodent version of the outhouse. Bonus bun warmer at times
 
2020-05-22 4:16:44 PM  

Larva Lump: Jack Sabbath: Were you baking these?

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Those are kinda cute. I want to bite their little heads off and nibble on their tiny feet.


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/ I mean, I should, given my previous post
 
2020-05-22 4:17:03 PM  
Scatatouille.
 
2020-05-22 4:22:38 PM  
mouse ate my bread...it POOPED in my bread
Mouse Killer
Youtube cOQBXA5CPEM

/one of the best KITH skits
 
2020-05-22 4:45:52 PM  
Animals naturally poop when frightened. Being baked alive is a good reason to be frightened. Next time you bake mice sedate them first.
 
2020-05-22 4:51:19 PM  
It's the plus that comes with Disney+.
 
2020-05-22 5:01:48 PM  
Was the mouse named sprinkles?
 
2020-05-22 5:03:56 PM  
Not what you're looking for but initiate NSCSB.

Years ago I had signs of mice in my kitchen, tried using snap traps for weeks to no avail.  On youtube I saw some hillbilly explaining bait guaranteed to work.  He called it rat crack even.

Take a tootsie roll, bite in half, lightly chew a few times and mash it onto the bait tray, he says.

After weeks of silence I try this.  Chew up and set three traps.  I dont make it back to my office before CRACK! This went on about every 15-30 minutes for 3 days.  They progressively got smaller.

In the end, rat crack worked and I claimed over 60 heads! Little farkers lived under the house and came up an electrical line.

Rat crack, works every time!

/nscsb
 
2020-05-22 5:06:58 PM  
Leftovers after taking a bit too much Ambien and a midnight sleep-cooking episode?
 
2020-05-22 5:17:42 PM  
He's got to park his motorcycle somewhere...
 
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