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(City Pages)   ♫ I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by ♫   (citypages.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Heavy metal music, ice cream truck, northeast Minneapolis resident Matt Peterson, trucks play, right place, right time, four-year-old kids, couple of years  
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2020-05-22 3:12:35 PM  
                    
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2020-05-22 6:22:04 PM  
Dru Down - Ice Cream Man ft. The Luniz (Music Video)
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2020-05-22 6:22:11 PM  
Cool story bro
 
2020-05-22 6:23:12 PM  
I hate you Milk Man Dan
 
2020-05-22 6:24:14 PM  
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But is his ice cream van justified and ancient?
 
2020-05-22 6:26:43 PM  
Dig through the ditches
And burn through the witches
And slam in the back of my
Ice cream truck
 
2020-05-22 6:27:47 PM  
It's glorious.

No, it's not. He's an asshole and he needs to step projecting whatever childhood bull he experienced on kids that are only going to think it's cool to do the same.

What a piece of work.
 
2020-05-22 6:28:12 PM  
Stop, even.
 
2020-05-22 6:28:31 PM  

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But is his ice cream van justified and ancient?


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2020-05-22 6:29:04 PM  
Today - Smashing Pumpkins - Jun 4, 2008 11:51 AM Clip
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/the ice cream probably melted, but they didn't care
 
2020-05-22 6:29:30 PM  
OUTRAGE!!!!
 
2020-05-22 6:29:46 PM  
U ain't got no iiiice cream You didn't geeeeeet none You didn't geeeeeet none Cuz you on da weeeeeeelfare and your father's an alcoholic

Eddie Murphy (Ice Cream Man is comming HD) REMEMBER THIS
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2020-05-22 6:40:33 PM  
Our ice cream man was loved and available at our beaches and the local Park whenever there was a little league game. He would give you a lift if you we're headed to the beach. Totally cool old school dude.
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2020-05-22 6:43:08 PM  
Ice Cream Man
Youtube B0PdMcWHSXU
 
2020-05-22 6:46:11 PM  
Come on Fark, chop chop

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2020-05-22 6:59:55 PM  
IRL troll needs therapy, not a van used to inflict, on innocent kids, the same misery and disappointment he suffered.
 
2020-05-22 7:09:59 PM  
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I was living in a big house in Philadelphia with a random assortment of people in the early eighties. One of my housemates had a side-gig as an ice cream man at the big sporting venues on the south side of town. One of them was where Live Aid happened, and he spent all that day selling ice cream to the fans in attendance. Which is only marginally cool, but wait:
He also sold loose joints. He bought a pound of cheap pot and he roped us in to a marathon joint-rolling session the night before Live Aid.
To be careful, he never carried more than about an ounce's worth at a time, so he came back to the house about ten times over the course of the concert to reload. Every time he got back to the infield, the crowd would start yelling "hey, ice cream man!"
Oh, and he won a big bonus for selling more ice cream than any other vendor.
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2020-05-22 7:42:34 PM  
OK while this is more than a little weird & twisted. it's pretty funny. And this guy has way to much free time & money.
 
2020-05-22 7:42:53 PM  
Tom Waits - Ice Cream Man
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2020-05-22 7:47:26 PM  
The only things the truck dispenses are metal music and disappointment.

See, now there's a reporter earning her paycheck. I like her.
 
2020-05-22 8:04:32 PM  

ShamanGator: OK while this is more than a little weird & twisted. it's pretty funny. And this guy has way to much free time & money.


It's not that the man has more time and money as you do... he just makes a choice of what to do with it.

/Meanwhile,, WTF is a "pedal pub?"
 
2020-05-22 8:11:02 PM  
I came to a sad realization about a week or two ago that the ice cream man may not be coming around this year because of the covid
 
2020-05-22 8:11:35 PM  

ShamanGator: OK while this is more than a little weird & twisted. it's pretty funny. And this guy has way to much free time & money.


Thats what hobbies are for
 
2020-05-22 8:16:17 PM  
rikkards

ShamanGator: OK while this is more than a little weird & twisted. it's pretty funny. And this guy has way to much free time & money.

Thats what hobbies are for

Good point. And from car hobby experience as a munch younger guy, I was able to know he had extra time & income. Old cars can be more work than a girlfriend or wife, and just as expensive.
 
2020-05-22 8:49:40 PM  
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2020-05-22 8:54:15 PM  
If it's too loud, you're too old.
 
2020-05-22 9:12:02 PM  

Hickory-smoked: ShamanGator: OK while this is more than a little weird & twisted. it's pretty funny. And this guy has way to much free time & money.

It's not that the man has more time and money as you do... he just makes a choice of what to do with it.

/Meanwhile,, WTF is a "pedal pub?"


Basically, it's a bicycle-powered bar. The  patrons all pedal to keep it moving, while they drink. The "driver" is steering and doesn't drink.
 
2020-05-22 9:33:42 PM  
Is the Asinine tag in self-isolation?
 
2020-05-22 9:51:11 PM  
It's a bit obnoxious but there are far worse things he could be doing driving around in an old, black, ice cream truck.
 
2020-05-22 10:11:28 PM  
/oblig

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2020-05-22 10:30:45 PM  

Hickory-smoked: ShamanGator: OK while this is more than a little weird & twisted. it's pretty funny. And this guy has way to much free time & money.

It's not that the man has more time and money as you do... he just makes a choice of what to do with it.

/Meanwhile,, WTF is a "pedal pub?"


A ten person bike that gets riden between pubs. In some cities they let you drink beer while pedaling.
 
2020-05-22 10:45:49 PM  
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2020-05-22 11:03:31 PM  
Motorcycle Ice Cream-cycle
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Better a bike with ice cream, than a truck without
 
2020-05-22 11:44:17 PM  

rikkards: I came to a sad realization about a week or two ago that the ice cream man may not be coming around this year because of the covid


We had an ice cream truck come down our street the last week of April.
 
2020-05-23 2:35:55 AM  

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Better a bike with ice cream, than a truck without



dude blew that stop sign. niiiiice
 
2020-05-23 7:12:09 AM  
He is a school shooter in the making.
 
2020-05-23 7:23:44 AM  

Thosw: rikkards: I came to a sad realization about a week or two ago that the ice cream man may not be coming around this year because of the covid

We had an ice cream truck come down our street the last week of April.


There is hope maybe July but I doubt any time sooner than that
 
2020-05-23 11:25:56 AM  
The ice cream man is an attractive nuisance. Kids get hit, not necessarily by the ice cream man, but by other vehicles while crossing the street to get to the ice cream man. I keep these in the freezer. Whenever it shows up, I grab a bunch of and go hand them out to all the kids. It keeps the ice cream man from coming back.
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