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(Page Six)   Matt Lauer's cringey reintroduction to the wild continues with a desperate middle-age forearm tattoo   (pagesix.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, George W. Bush, George H. W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Matt Lauer, President of the United States, Ronald Reagan, former senator, social attitudes  
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2020-05-22 1:21:59 PM  
What? No barb wire tat that only goes part way around the bicep?
 
2020-05-22 1:48:50 PM  
This guy is farking creep.

I had no feeling about him being a rapist until the last few days of his rehabilitation campaign.

This guy is a control freak and a raper, 100%.
 
2020-05-22 1:50:37 PM  
If you've made it to 50 without any tattoos, don't start now. That ink will look too fresh to come from experience and people will think you're just another old fart trying to look cool.
 
2020-05-22 2:26:17 PM  
Ending a sentence with a preposition? That is something I will not put up with.
 
2020-05-22 2:27:49 PM  

Bimmer Jones: If you've made it to 50 without any tattoos, don't start now. That ink will look too fresh to come from experience and people will think you're just another old fart trying to look cool.


Matt Lauer has an advantage there, in the sense no one is going to look at him and have their immediate reaction be a condescending, pejorative take on his tattoo(s).
 
2020-05-22 2:35:43 PM  
He should get one that says Glib
 
2020-05-22 2:41:38 PM  
Pfft, word tattoos.
 
2020-05-22 2:43:39 PM  
ick, it's in cursive, he should of just had some random kanji from a take out menu.
also bullshiat quote from bullshiat eulogy.

Hatred corrodes the container it is carried in."
The quote was originally said by Sen. Alan Simpson in his eulogy for President George H.W. Bush in December 2018.
The former senator, 88, said, "You would have wanted [Bush] on your side. He never hated anyone.


Except the Japanese he machine gunned, Saddam Hussein and by extension the Iraqi people, Dalton Trumbo and Hollywood communists, JFK, and MLK.
 
2020-05-22 2:47:29 PM  
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2020-05-22 3:05:38 PM  

kolpanic: Ending a sentence with a preposition? That is something I will not put up with.


While certainly awful, dangling modifiers are worse than hanging prepositions.
 
2020-05-22 3:13:17 PM  
He's reminding himself that he's the victim in all of this.
 
2020-05-22 3:36:39 PM  
Matt Lauer aka lil' Tiffany is 62-yeaes-old

Doesn't the rapey douche have enough money to stay in retirement and STFU
 
2020-05-22 3:38:56 PM  
Please tell me this was his tattoo artist:

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2020-05-22 4:29:02 PM  
Curious...why did the photog bother? The best punishment for a farkwad like that is complete silence.
 
2020-05-22 5:08:41 PM  
I give it a 3/10, though possibly a 7/10 assuming it's a prison tattoo.
 
2020-05-22 6:15:08 PM  
I wonder who it is he hates?
 
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