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(Metro)   Walking down main street naked while totally sober? That takes some balls   (metro.co.uk) divider line
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3770 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 May 2020 at 7:23 PM (7 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-05-22 5:27:13 PM  
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i wondered what she's been up to since penny dreadful
 
2020-05-22 7:25:49 PM  
One thing I know about mental illness is that crazy people like to go outside naked.
 
2020-05-22 7:35:59 PM  
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2020-05-22 7:38:11 PM  

El Trolo: One thing I know about mental illness is that crazy people like to go outside naked.


Waylon said it best

I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane
Nobody knows if it's something to bless or to blame
So far I ain't found a rhyme or a reason to change
I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane
 
2020-05-22 7:38:41 PM  

El Trolo: One thing I know about mental illness is that crazy people like to go outside naked.


This. On my parents street, which is on a semi-rural, dead-end street with may a dozen houses per side, there have been several dementia/Alz sufferers over the years who have taken to doing this. I'm waiting for my mom to tell me my dad (Alzheimers) has done this. That's when I'll know it's time for him to go into a home.
 
2020-05-22 7:40:26 PM  
"'I don't judge people. Only God can do that. So stop judging me.'"

Next time, she should probably start a little smaller on that road....
 
2020-05-22 7:41:33 PM  
I don't understand why anyone would call 911 because a woman was walking down the street naked. Well, unless she was black.
 
2020-05-22 7:45:32 PM  

WastrelWay: I don't understand why anyone would call 911 because a woman was walking down the street naked. Well, unless she was black.


If I saw a woman walking down the street naked I would be concerned for her well being. And I would call 911 so that if she needed help, she would get it.
 
2020-05-22 7:49:58 PM  
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2020-05-22 7:51:42 PM  
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/not really
//couldn't resist
 
2020-05-22 7:55:18 PM  
No mask, she must be crazy..
 
2020-05-22 7:59:21 PM  

Somaticasual: "'I don't judge people. Only God can do that. So stop judging me.'"

Next time, she should probably start a little smaller on that road....


I've never heard anyone espouse that "only God can judge me" crap whose life wasn't an epic train wreck.
 
2020-05-22 8:08:30 PM  

Nick Nostril: El Trolo: One thing I know about mental illness is that crazy people like to go outside naked.

This. On my parents street, which is on a semi-rural, dead-end street with may a dozen houses per side, there have been several dementia/Alz sufferers over the years who have taken to doing this. I'm waiting for my mom to tell me my dad (Alzheimers) has done this. That's when I'll know it's time for him to go into a home.


A friend of mine works at an old folks' home, and about once a week they have a runner who somehow gets out of the building naked.
 
2020-05-22 8:10:09 PM  

El Trolo: One thing I know about mental illness is that crazy people like to go outside naked.


Everyone wants to go outside naked. Crazy people just don't care enough about peer pressure to let it stop them.
 
2020-05-22 8:11:30 PM  

Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: El Trolo: One thing I know about mental illness is that crazy people like to go outside naked.

Everyone wants to go outside naked. Crazy people just don't care enough about peer pressure to let it stop them.


This. Being naked outdoors is awesome*


*situationally dependent
 
2020-05-22 8:11:34 PM  

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I'm going to get a lot of mileage out of that, I know quite a few people who could use a laugh. Thank you.
 
2020-05-22 8:11:40 PM  

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i wondered what she's been up to since penny dreadful


Considering almost all of her roles has at least partial nudity, it all makes sense...
 
2020-05-22 8:12:35 PM  
Once the quarantine is lifted that's what I plan on doing.
 
2020-05-22 8:14:17 PM  

El Trolo: One thing I know about mental illness is that crazy people like to go outside naked.


They like to masturbate in the hospital too. But, hey, who doesn't?
 
2020-05-22 8:20:26 PM  
John Barry "Born Free"
Youtube MhGeH07lo5M

Get nude
 
2020-05-22 8:24:40 PM  

Gramma: WastrelWay: I don't understand why anyone would call 911 because a woman was walking down the street naked. Well, unless she was black.

If I saw a woman walking down the street naked I would be concerned for her well being. And I would call 911 so that if she needed help, she would get it.


it.

FTFY. You misspelled "shot by a cop with no crisis intervention training".

Never call the cops unless you want the person to die.
 
2020-05-22 8:24:46 PM  

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i wondered what she's been up to since penny dreadful


Been locked up awhile. My standards not that high.
 
2020-05-22 8:28:54 PM  
If the banks and the gov are gonna rape us financially for something that's not our fault, might as well get ahead of them and already be butt naked.
 
2020-05-22 8:36:11 PM  
So how many local guys offered to "help" before the cops were called.
 
2020-05-22 8:44:55 PM  

Natalie Portmanteau: Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: El Trolo: One thing I know about mental illness is that crazy people like to go outside naked.

Everyone wants to go outside naked. Crazy people just don't care enough about peer pressure to let it stop them.

This. Being naked outdoors is awesome*


*situationally dependent


Meh.  I prefer to keep the bits covered thank you very much.  Between sun exposure, bug bites, chilly winds, and unfortunate contact with objects hostile to delicate skin...  nope.
 
2020-05-22 8:47:31 PM  
People are doing progressively weirder shiat as this persists.

Based on the number of sirens and police helicopters I've heard so far, on my deck, even the suburbs may not be immune from the wholesale farkery coming this weekend.

I'm pretty much somewhere between a total bust to unsanctioned purge. I'm really hoping for the former, but prepared to ditch before people try to settle shiat with me.
 
2020-05-22 8:47:36 PM  
I've done a ton of farked up shiat that could be a fark headline. But it would never end with "while completely sober".  My hat's off to you.
 
2020-05-22 8:49:54 PM  

Tyrosine: only God can judge me


Maybe her judge's name will be Jesus
 
2020-05-22 8:53:56 PM  
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you be you
 
2020-05-22 8:54:16 PM  
Happens every year in Seattle. Well mostly biking with only a few walking. Probably not this year though. Or maybe they will be naked except for masks.
 
2020-05-22 8:55:30 PM  
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2020-05-22 8:58:01 PM  

Natalie Portmanteau: Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: El Trolo: One thing I know about mental illness is that crazy people like to go outside naked.

Everyone wants to go outside naked. Crazy people just don't care enough about peer pressure to let it stop them.

This. Being naked outdoors is awesome*


*situationally dependent


I like being naked indoors as much as anyone but not so much outdoors. I'd rather avoid massive sunburns and tons of bug bites. Clothing isn't just a prudish thing to cover up our bits, it also kinda serves a practical purpose.
 
2020-05-22 8:58:31 PM  
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I'll allow it
 
2020-05-22 9:02:25 PM  
"Lieutenant Scott Owens said: 'After the tip was received,...'"

If she's naked, sober and willing, why give her just the tip?
 
2020-05-22 9:09:16 PM  

GrogSmash: Natalie Portmanteau: Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: El Trolo: One thing I know about mental illness is that crazy people like to go outside naked.

Everyone wants to go outside naked. Crazy people just don't care enough about peer pressure to let it stop them.

This. Being naked outdoors is awesome*


*situationally dependent

Meh.  I prefer to keep the bits covered thank you very much.  Between sun exposure, bug bites, chilly winds, and unfortunate contact with objects hostile to delicate skin...  nope.


It also keeps the neighbours from having nightmares.
 
2020-05-22 9:13:09 PM  

Gramma: WastrelWay: I don't understand why anyone would call 911 because a woman was walking down the street naked. Well, unless she was black.

If I saw a woman walking down the street naked I would be concerned for her well being. And I would call 911 so that if she needed help, she would get it.


I'm sure that misdemeanor charge sorted out whatever her problem was.
 
2020-05-22 9:17:25 PM  

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You know how hard it is to pull of somber and sexy at the same time?
The Romanian judge grants bonus points
 
2020-05-22 9:19:52 PM  
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2020-05-22 9:32:58 PM  

Gramma: WastrelWay: I don't understand why anyone would call 911 because a woman was walking down the street naked. Well, unless she was black.

If I saw a woman walking down the street naked I would be concerned for her well being. And I would call 911 so that if she needed help, she would get it.


Last year I saw a naked woman walking down a busy street in my Los Angeles suburb.  She wasn't hurting anything so I minded my own damn business.

I didn't see anything positive that would come from calling the LA County Sheriff's Department.
 
2020-05-22 9:39:50 PM  
Everyone is crazy except for me and you... And I'm not to sure about you.
 
2020-05-22 9:41:23 PM  

Nick Nostril: El Trolo: One thing I know about mental illness is that crazy people like to go outside naked.

This. On my parents street, which is on a semi-rural, dead-end street with may a dozen houses per side, there have been several dementia/Alz sufferers over the years who have taken to doing this. I'm waiting for my mom to tell me my dad (Alzheimers) has done this. That's when I'll know it's time for him to go into a home.


man that's brutal.  once people suffering from Alzheimer's start walking, it's just too much for the spouse to be able to keep them safe.  that's awful, i'm sorry.
 
2020-05-22 10:11:34 PM  
I didn't know Peter Steele had a younger sister...
/Too obscure?
 
2020-05-22 10:26:34 PM  
I'll bet she cleans up nice. Real nice.
 
2020-05-22 11:03:15 PM  
I've seen this COPS episode
 
2020-05-23 12:10:28 AM  

DevilGirlFromMars: Natalie Portmanteau: Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: El Trolo: One thing I know about mental illness is that crazy people like to go outside naked.

Everyone wants to go outside naked. Crazy people just don't care enough about peer pressure to let it stop them.

This. Being naked outdoors is awesome*


*situationally dependent

I like being naked indoors as much as anyone but not so much outdoors. I'd rather avoid massive sunburns and tons of bug bites. Clothing isn't just a prudish thing to cover up our bits, it also kinda serves a practical purpose.


I'm not saying you should always be naked or anything like that. Naked night swimming though? Best thing ever.
 
2020-05-23 12:12:17 AM  

GrogSmash: Natalie Portmanteau: Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: El Trolo: One thing I know about mental illness is that crazy people like to go outside naked.

Everyone wants to go outside naked. Crazy people just don't care enough about peer pressure to let it stop them.

This. Being naked outdoors is awesome*


*situationally dependent

Meh.  I prefer to keep the bits covered thank you very much.  Between sun exposure, bug bites, chilly winds, and unfortunate contact with objects hostile to delicate skin...  nope.


3 words. Naked night swimming.

Most of the time, pants are warranted. But sometimes its nice to feel the breeze.
 
2020-05-23 12:32:17 AM  
 
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2020-05-23 2:25:42 AM  
Should've pretended that she's shooting a music video:

https://youtu.be/uHF3X8tQYPU (NSFW, unless you're at home or certain European countries, I guess).
[Make the Girl Dance - Baby Baby Baby]
 
2020-05-23 2:30:46 AM  
These two have been walking naked down Main Street for years and no one's ever complained.

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2020-05-23 4:03:12 AM  

suburbanguerilla: I didn't know Peter Steele had a younger sister...
/Too obscure?


Type O Negative - World Coming Down
Youtube Txxz4CzvKnQ
Never. RIP Peter
 
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