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(Metro)   Walking down main street naked while totally sober? That takes some balls   (metro.co.uk) divider line
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3720 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 May 2020 at 7:23 PM (3 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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3 days ago  
18 votes:

WastrelWay: I don't understand why anyone would call 911 because a woman was walking down the street naked. Well, unless she was black.


If I saw a woman walking down the street naked I would be concerned for her well being. And I would call 911 so that if she needed help, she would get it.
 
3 days ago  
15 votes:

El Trolo: One thing I know about mental illness is that crazy people like to go outside naked.


Everyone wants to go outside naked. Crazy people just don't care enough about peer pressure to let it stop them.
 
3 days ago  
13 votes:
One thing I know about mental illness is that crazy people like to go outside naked.
 
3 days ago  
12 votes:

Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: El Trolo: One thing I know about mental illness is that crazy people like to go outside naked.

Everyone wants to go outside naked. Crazy people just don't care enough about peer pressure to let it stop them.


This. Being naked outdoors is awesome*


*situationally dependent
 
3 days ago  
12 votes:

Somaticasual: "'I don't judge people. Only God can do that. So stop judging me.'"

Next time, she should probably start a little smaller on that road....


I've never heard anyone espouse that "only God can judge me" crap whose life wasn't an epic train wreck.
 
3 days ago  
6 votes:

Gramma: WastrelWay: I don't understand why anyone would call 911 because a woman was walking down the street naked. Well, unless she was black.

If I saw a woman walking down the street naked I would be concerned for her well being. And I would call 911 so that if she needed help, she would get it.


Last year I saw a naked woman walking down a busy street in my Los Angeles suburb.  She wasn't hurting anything so I minded my own damn business.

I didn't see anything positive that would come from calling the LA County Sheriff's Department.
 
3 days ago  
6 votes:

El Trolo: One thing I know about mental illness is that crazy people like to go outside naked.


Waylon said it best

I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane
Nobody knows if it's something to bless or to blame
So far I ain't found a rhyme or a reason to change
I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane
 
3 days ago  
6 votes:
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i wondered what she's been up to since penny dreadful
 
3 days ago  
5 votes:

Gramma: WastrelWay: I don't understand why anyone would call 911 because a woman was walking down the street naked. Well, unless she was black.

If I saw a woman walking down the street naked I would be concerned for her well being. And I would call 911 so that if she needed help, she would get it.


it.

FTFY. You misspelled "shot by a cop with no crisis intervention training".

Never call the cops unless you want the person to die.
 
3 days ago  
5 votes:

Nick Nostril: El Trolo: One thing I know about mental illness is that crazy people like to go outside naked.

This. On my parents street, which is on a semi-rural, dead-end street with may a dozen houses per side, there have been several dementia/Alz sufferers over the years who have taken to doing this. I'm waiting for my mom to tell me my dad (Alzheimers) has done this. That's when I'll know it's time for him to go into a home.


A friend of mine works at an old folks' home, and about once a week they have a runner who somehow gets out of the building naked.
 
3 days ago  
5 votes:

El Trolo: One thing I know about mental illness is that crazy people like to go outside naked.


This. On my parents street, which is on a semi-rural, dead-end street with may a dozen houses per side, there have been several dementia/Alz sufferers over the years who have taken to doing this. I'm waiting for my mom to tell me my dad (Alzheimers) has done this. That's when I'll know it's time for him to go into a home.
 
3 days ago  
3 votes:
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I'll allow it
 
3 days ago  
3 votes:

Natalie Portmanteau: Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: El Trolo: One thing I know about mental illness is that crazy people like to go outside naked.

Everyone wants to go outside naked. Crazy people just don't care enough about peer pressure to let it stop them.

This. Being naked outdoors is awesome*


*situationally dependent


I like being naked indoors as much as anyone but not so much outdoors. I'd rather avoid massive sunburns and tons of bug bites. Clothing isn't just a prudish thing to cover up our bits, it also kinda serves a practical purpose.
 
3 days ago  
3 votes:

Natalie Portmanteau: Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: El Trolo: One thing I know about mental illness is that crazy people like to go outside naked.

Everyone wants to go outside naked. Crazy people just don't care enough about peer pressure to let it stop them.

This. Being naked outdoors is awesome*


*situationally dependent


Meh.  I prefer to keep the bits covered thank you very much.  Between sun exposure, bug bites, chilly winds, and unfortunate contact with objects hostile to delicate skin...  nope.
 
3 days ago  
3 votes:

169th Cousin: [Fark user image image 620x620]


I'm going to get a lot of mileage out of that, I know quite a few people who could use a laugh. Thank you.
 
3 days ago  
2 votes:

GrogSmash: Natalie Portmanteau: Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: El Trolo: One thing I know about mental illness is that crazy people like to go outside naked.

Everyone wants to go outside naked. Crazy people just don't care enough about peer pressure to let it stop them.

This. Being naked outdoors is awesome*


*situationally dependent

Meh.  I prefer to keep the bits covered thank you very much.  Between sun exposure, bug bites, chilly winds, and unfortunate contact with objects hostile to delicate skin...  nope.


3 words. Naked night swimming.

Most of the time, pants are warranted. But sometimes its nice to feel the breeze.
 
3 days ago  
2 votes:

Nick Nostril: El Trolo: One thing I know about mental illness is that crazy people like to go outside naked.

This. On my parents street, which is on a semi-rural, dead-end street with may a dozen houses per side, there have been several dementia/Alz sufferers over the years who have taken to doing this. I'm waiting for my mom to tell me my dad (Alzheimers) has done this. That's when I'll know it's time for him to go into a home.


man that's brutal.  once people suffering from Alzheimer's start walking, it's just too much for the spouse to be able to keep them safe.  that's awful, i'm sorry.
 
3 days ago  
2 votes:

GrogSmash: Natalie Portmanteau: Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: El Trolo: One thing I know about mental illness is that crazy people like to go outside naked.

Everyone wants to go outside naked. Crazy people just don't care enough about peer pressure to let it stop them.

This. Being naked outdoors is awesome*


*situationally dependent

Meh.  I prefer to keep the bits covered thank you very much.  Between sun exposure, bug bites, chilly winds, and unfortunate contact with objects hostile to delicate skin...  nope.


It also keeps the neighbours from having nightmares.
 
3 days ago  
2 votes:
So how many local guys offered to "help" before the cops were called.
 
3 days ago  
2 votes:

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i wondered what she's been up to since penny dreadful


Considering almost all of her roles has at least partial nudity, it all makes sense...
 
2 days ago  
1 vote:

Krieghund: Gramma: WastrelWay: I don't understand why anyone would call 911 because a woman was walking down the street naked. Well, unless she was black.

If I saw a woman walking down the street naked I would be concerned for her well being. And I would call 911 so that if she needed help, she would get it.

Last year I saw a naked woman walking down a busy street in my Los Angeles suburb.  She wasn't hurting anything so I minded my own damn business.

I didn't see anything positive that would come from calling the LA County Sheriff's Department.


I've had maybe 10 interactions with the police in my life. They have all been positive experiences.  I know there are many horror stories in the news, but my personal experience is that the police are there to help.
 
3 days ago  
1 vote:
 
3 days ago  
1 vote:
I'll bet she cleans up nice. Real nice.
 
3 days ago  
1 vote:
I didn't know Peter Steele had a younger sister...
/Too obscure?
 
3 days ago  
1 vote:
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3 days ago  
1 vote:
Happens every year in Seattle. Well mostly biking with only a few walking. Probably not this year though. Or maybe they will be naked except for masks.
 
3 days ago  
1 vote:
I've done a ton of farked up shiat that could be a fark headline. But it would never end with "while completely sober".  My hat's off to you.
 
3 days ago  
1 vote:
People are doing progressively weirder shiat as this persists.

Based on the number of sirens and police helicopters I've heard so far, on my deck, even the suburbs may not be immune from the wholesale farkery coming this weekend.

I'm pretty much somewhere between a total bust to unsanctioned purge. I'm really hoping for the former, but prepared to ditch before people try to settle shiat with me.
 
3 days ago  
1 vote:

El Trolo: One thing I know about mental illness is that crazy people like to go outside naked.


They like to masturbate in the hospital too. But, hey, who doesn't?
 
3 days ago  
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3 days ago  
1 vote:
I don't understand why anyone would call 911 because a woman was walking down the street naked. Well, unless she was black.
 
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