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(WCVB Boston)   Taunton school principal arrested for driving 110 mph under the influence. And you thought they smelled bad on the outside   (wcvb.com) divider line
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2020-05-22 11:30:09 AM  
10 votes:
That's some fine link approvin' there, modmins.

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2020-05-22 12:06:47 PM  
9 votes:

Pocket Ninja: Ah, good, corrected link confirms that, as I suspected, this is Taunton, MA. I was there a number of years ago. Main thing I learned, after being corrected by a large group of locals, is that it is *not* pronounced like the Tauntauns Luke and Han rode. Pronouncing it like that causes people to laugh at you. They want you to say it like this: Tauntn'.

But I still think of it as Tauntaun.


The only way to pronounce Taunton is "fentanyl"
 
2020-05-22 12:17:45 PM  
4 votes:

NewportBarGuy: Pocket Ninja: Ah, good, corrected link confirms that, as I suspected, this is Taunton, MA. I was there a number of years ago. Main thing I learned, after being corrected by a large group of locals, is that it is *not* pronounced like the Tauntauns Luke and Han rode. Pronouncing it like that causes people to laugh at you. They want you to say it like this: Tauntn'.

But I still think of it as Tauntaun.

The only way to pronounce Taunton is "fentanyl"


I prefer the long form, "OD, likely fentanyl, gonna need a bus, CP for 2 kids, and a tow for an unregistered/uninsured"
 
2020-05-22 11:34:14 AM  
3 votes:
From the wrong article:

Florida Highway Patrol Lt. Alex Camacho

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2020-05-22 11:36:54 AM  
2 votes:

Pocket Ninja: Uh, this article is about a bicyclist killed in Miami Gardens. There's nothing at all about a Taunton school principal.


That's what they want you to think.
Read between the lines man!
 
2020-05-22 11:27:57 AM  
2 votes:
So, 0.08-110? Driving -109,92...joe Walsh's maserati laughs at you
 
2020-05-22 1:13:53 PM  
1 vote:
My taunton does 185. I used the force and now I don't drive.

/betcha didn't know Joe Walsh was a Jedi master
 
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